第1章 我们小月亮亲的地方不太对

shaonvbaozhenanrenjingshoudeyaoshen,yangzhexiaolian,jiangrouruandechunchaoqiansong,tiezailenanrentongyangrouruandezuichunshang。

qingqingsimoleliangxia,ranhouminminzuiba,juezuidunang,“xiaoshu,nidezuibuyingdee,weishenmerenzongshiyingbangbangdeya,haotaoyan。”

nanrendehuxiluozaishaonverbian,daizheqingfudexiao,“neikeneng,shiwomenxiaoyueliangqindedifangbutaidui?”

wenyuemangrandezhazhayan,hennulixiangyaokanqingyanqiannanrendemoyang。

kebuguantazenmenuli,yezhinengkandaomohudelunkuo。

zhishizheigeshengyinhaohaoting,cixingwenrou,rangtaxinjianjiandoushiyangde。

tashoujinbaozhetayaoshendeshou,ditou,lianjiahenshiyiliandetajingshangcengleceng,shengxianmianruanermengdong,“neiyinggaiqinnaliya?”

tadixiaozhe,chunluozaitaerjian,shirerouruandemosuozhe,qingqingyayadechanmian~

kewenyuehaimeitingqingtashuodeshishenme,jiubeishoujilingshengjingxing。

tazhengkaiyan,rouzhezhangtongdetaiyangxue,shunshoujietingledianhua。

haimeilaidejixixiangneigeaimeierguguaidemeng,jiutingdaogongchendeshengyin,“yueyue,xibaogangcaichianmianyaozisha,woyoushixianggennishangliang。”

wenyuemantuntunzuoqishen,“shenmeshi?”

gongchenlveyouxiechiyi,“woxianzaiguolai,dangmiangennishuo。”

他挂了电话。

wenyuezhoumei,diankaileresou。

#wenxicengbeiqianguize#zheigecitiaoyijingbaolehaoyihuierle。

shipinli,diaoxiaoshengbanzhenvhaierdekuqiusheng,tudingdezhongniannanrenbachuanzhebaoludeshaonvlouzuozaihuai,zuiduizuiguanjiu。

“qiunile,fanglewoba~”

“lailezheidifanghaizhuangshenmeqingchun,buyuanyiyongjiubeihe,shixiangranglaoziyongzuiweini?”

jiusuanzuoleteshuchuli,kanbudaorenlian,shengyinyezuolebiansheng,quehaishiqingyijiurangrenmingbaifashengleshenme。

nanguai,wenxihuitunanmianyao。

suizhezheitiaoresouzhihou,#wenxizisha#deresouyechongleshanglai。

她的粉丝都快疯了。

‘xintengxibao’、‘xibaobieku’、‘xibaohaiyouwomen’zheiyangdepinglunzaiweiboyijigeluntanshuaping。

erwenyuekanzhezheixie,meishenmetaidafanying,tagengxiangzhidao,gongchenxianggentashangliangdedaodishishenmeshi。

qishenxishu,kanzhejingzilideziji,huranyouxiangdaoleneigemeng。

mengli,tajiaodehaoxiangshi“xiaoshu”?

温月被吓到了。

nengrangtajiaoxiaoshudezhiyouyigeren,taweihunfugongchenneiwei,quanshitaotianquebinglengbujinrenqingdexiaoshu,gonghengye。

wenyuejuedezijikenengzheiduanshijianzhendekuaibeiyayifengle。

burantazenmehuizaimengli,zhudongbaozheneigenanrenshenzhiquqinta,haigangentashuoneiyangdanibudaodehua?

tahunluandehusiluanxiangjian,gongchenlaidehenkuai。

tayebufutasuowang,yaogentashangliangdeshi,henhuangtang。

“nideyisishi,rangwochengrenzijishishipinzhongdenvren,tiwenxibeizheigeguo?”

wenyuebenlaiyiwei,buguanzaifashengshenmedoubukenengzaicijidaotale,takeyixiangtadexinliyishengshuodeneiyang,shizhefangshou,shizhefangguoziji。

可她发现真的很难。

taxiaole,“gongchen,wobuhuichengrende,shipinliderenbushiwo。”

gongchenshensetongku,wozhetadeshou,“baobao,xibaodangshishenmeqingkuangnibiwogengqingchu。zheibushitayuanyide,hekuangdangshitabingmeiyoubeiwuru。”

wenyuezhengtuota,“wodangranqingchu,neinihaijidedangshishiwojiuletama?gongchen,womeiyouburangnimenchengqing,kenimenchengqingjiuhao,weishenmeyaorangrenyiweineishiwo?”

gongchenyehenfanzao,“putongdechengqingshimeiyourenxinde,zongyaoyourenchulaichengren。”

taqishiyebuxiangzheiyang,kexianzaidequemeiyougenghaodebanfa。

zheigequanzijiushizheiyang,chengqingyongyuanmeiyourenkan,bidinghuiliuxiawudian,rangyouxinrenwuhui。

zuihaodebanfa,jiushirangdajiayiweishipinliderenshibieren。

fanzhengwenyuedefengpingconglaijiubuhao,zhiqianyeyouhenduoluanqibazaodeshipinzhaopianmaochulaishuoshiwenyue。

zaigongchenkanlai,duodianshaodianqishimeishenmequbie,zheicideshipingenyiqianneixiejiadeshipinzhaopiandouchabuduo。

zhiyaotaxiangxinta,tashizhongaita,jiugoulebushima?

“gongchen,woshiniweihunqi,womenmingtianjiuyaojuxinghunli,xianzainirangquanshijiederenzhidaoniweihunqishizheiyangderen,duiniyoushenmehaochua?”

“yinweiwoaini,wobuzaiyibierenzenmekanni。keshixibaobuyiyang,tahaimeiyoulianai,tayihouhaiyaojiehun。neixienanrenbulejieta,zhihuiyiweishipinlidedoushizhende,neitagaizenmeban?”

gongchenrouleroumeixin,yayizhebaozao,“hekuangnibamayetongyizheiyangzuo,fanzhengwomenyijingyaojiehunle,kexibaodeweilaihaihenzhang。wenyue,nishenweijiejiejiubunengdongshidianerma?”

“rangwoxishengzijichengrenzheizhongshi,zheijiaodongshi?”

wenyueqingxuchedibengkui,wufazikongle,“ruguoshipinliderenshiwo,wobuhuiyouyu。ketabushiwo,wopingshenmeyaochengren!”

gongchenliansechedilenglexiaqu,“xibaoshinimeimei,taxianzaiyinweizheijianshichianmianyaoxiangyaozisha,ruguobushitazhulifaxiandezao,xianzaitakenengyijingbuzaile,zheishizheijianshixianzaizuihaodejiejuebanfa。

wenyue,woxiwangninengmingbai,zheishiwomenqianxibaode,womenbixudehaita。

nizijihaohaoxiangxiang,woquyingshichengneibiankankanta,huijinkuaiganhuilai。”

tabuzaitongtajiuchan,shuaimenchuqu。

wenyuebishangyan,yanleiwufazikong。

shenmefangguoziji,shenmefangshou?

要怎么放过?

zairanhou,shimamadalaidianhua,wenwenrouroudetongtashuo:“yueyuea,zheijianshimamazhidaoshiweiquleni,keniyezhidao,xibaotashouguodeweiqutaiduole……”

wushucizhongfudehua,wenyueyijingtingdemamu。

tashenmeyemeizaishuo,yinweitazhidao,tashuoshenmedoumeiyouyong。

tashoushihaoziji,yigerenqulehunshadian。

huanhunshadeshihou,gongchencaozuoderesoushangqule。

#shipinzhongnvshengshiwenyue#、#wenyuelijiachuzouhoukaoqianguizechudao#。

zheixia,wangluochedibaole。

-wocaowojiuzhidaoshiwenyueneigejianren!

-tadaodiyaobuyaoliana,zijizuodeshijingranwuxianxibao?

-madewenyijianbiqusiaaaa。

-zhendehaojian,shipinlizhuangdebuyaobuyao,shijishangbierenshuodeduia,quneizhongdifanghaizhuangshenmeqingchun,buxiangyaojiubiequa。

-xiangdaowocengjinghaifenguotajitatouguopiaojiujuedeexinxiangtu。

-瘟疫烂逼去死。

pinglunwuyanhuiyu,nantingzhiji。

erwenyuehuanhaohunsha,kanzhejingzilideziji。

heifahongchun,wuguanjingzhi,bazhangdadeedanlianshangmingmouqingche,wenroudongren。

xuebaideyuweihunshayangshijiandan,queqiadetayaoshengewaixianxi,jianjingxianyoumeirutiane,yechendetajifugengjiabairulengyu。

dianyuanyibianjingyan,yibianyouanantuoqi。

zheimepiaoliang,kexirenpinbuxing。

wenyuezhidaozheixierenkantadeyanshen,ketacikegewaipingjing,zhikanzhejingzilideziji。

huranyouxiangdaozuoyedemeng。

真好啊。

menglideta,haineimedanchunmengdong。

tagouchunxiaolexiao,bahunshahuanxialai,jidianzhangliuxiadizhi,“bangwobahunshasongdaozheili。”

dianzhangyihuo:“bushishuohaolemingtianyizaowomendaizhehunshaguoqujiudianma?”

wenyuezhishiqianshengdao:“buyongle。”

没有明天了。

huidaotadegongyuhoubujiu,hunshajiusongleguolai。

wenyuedaolebeihongjiu,zuodaoluodichuangqian,dakaishouji。

duanduanjigexiaoshi,resoubangshang,chuletadeneixieresou,jiushiwenxihegongchendemingzi。

#gongjiasanshaogongchenxianshenyiyuan。#

#gongjiasanshaogongzhubaowenxichuyuan,yisilianqingpuguang?#

resoushang,fensicongdanxinbianchengleketang,jianjiaoshengbuduan。

wenyueqingqinghuadongresoushangdezhaopian。

conggongchendabujinyiyuan,daobujiuhoubaozherenchulai。

gaotiaoxiuzhangdenanrenjiangjiaoxiaodenvrenhengbaozaihuai,dimouzhushijian,ceyanwenrou。

jiusuanbujialvjing,yeshimanpingdefenhongpaopao。

buguotongshi,zheiyangderesouyerangrenhuaiyi。

-ruguowomeijicuo,gongchenshiwenyuedeweihunfuba,liangrenbushiyijingyaojiehunlema?zheijiefuhexiaoyizi,butaikenengba?

suoyihenkuai,youle#wenxiyisixiaosan#decitiao。

buguozheitiaoresouhenkuaijiubeiwenxidefensichongle,dianjinqu,quanshirumawenyuede。

-xiaosi,shuowomenxibaoxiaosan?sansheile,wenyuema?tapeima?

-jiuyirenjinkefudejiaqianjin,xianzaiqianguizedeshipinhaiguazairesoushangni,jiuzheihaixiangjiajigongchen?

-yijingbeiweiguanzuiduizuiweijiule,hetajiehun?gongshaoshixianzijibugoulvmahahaha。

-ruguobushiwenyiqianglexibaoderensheng,gengongchenqingmeizhumadeyegaishixibaoa,lundedaowenyimahehe?

-kaomaishangweide,haizuoshenmegongjiashaofurendemeimeng。

-jiusuansanyeshiwenyisanlewomenxibaohaoba,jianbusita。

-zhichixibaonixishangwei,womenzhenqianjinjiugaiyouzhenqianjindeyangzi!

wenyuezhijianqingzhan,jiemaoyezhanlezhan。

jiuzaitaxiangtuichuresoudeshihou,mamayoudaledianhuaguolai,“yueyue,xianzaiwohenibabagegezhengganquxibaoneibian,nijintianwanshangjiubuyonghuiwenjialea。”

wenyuedidi“ng”lesheng:“hao。”

mamayouchiyizhewen:“duile,neigexiaosanderesoubushinimaideba?”

kenengyinweishipindeshier,tamenxianzaihuaiyitaxiangbaofu?

wenyuexiaole,kanzhebeizilidehongjiu,“womeiyou。”

mamaxiangshisonglekouqi,“bushinijiuhao,woganghaigennibahenigeshuo,neimairesouderenjianzhitaiguoedule。wogentamenshuole,rangwenshineibianfawubuquchengqing,neixiemawomenxibaoderenjuebunengfangguo。”

wenyueyou“ng”lesheng,shenmeyemeishuo。

tazhishidizheyanjie,yidiyanleidiluojinhongjiubeizhong,jianqixueselianyi。

taxiangshuo:keshimama,zairesoushangyizhibeimaderen,mingmingshiwo。

gualedianhua,wenyueheguanglebeizhongdehongjiu,hongjiubeisuiluozaidi。

wenyuekaozailuodichuangdeboliqian,anjingwangzhechuangwai。

denghuofanhua,cuicanmingmei。

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,gongchenyoudalaidianhua,yinweizhiqiandezhengzhi,talvexianchiyi:“yueyue,nishuilema?”

wenyuehenqingde“ng”lesheng。

muguangyiranwangzhechuangwai,fansandejihuposui。

gongchentingzhetadeyuqi,ganjuetakenengmeizaiqile,bianyoujieshi,“hexibaoderesouwocaikandao,nibiewuhui。”

wenyuewanchun,shengyinqingdexiangyaopiaoqilai:“yuanlai,nihaihuipawowuhuima?”

gongchenyouchenleyinse:“wenyue,nizhidaowoduixibaozhishiduimeimei。xibaozuipayiyuan,buyuanyizhuzaiyiyuan,wozhihaobaotahuijiudian。shuolai,tapayiyuanzheishier,yeshinideyuangu。”

wenyuexiaoxiao:“wozhidao。”

yinweishibasuineinian,tabawenxituixialeshui。

dadongtiandewenxichadiandongsi,fashaozhuyuanqitianqiye,luoxialehaipayiyuandeyinying。

dangran,yeyincibeiwenjiafaxianletashiwenjiacengjingdiushideqinnver,chenglewenyuedemeimei。

jiantaqingxuwending,gongchenfangxiaxinlai,“bofubomuyijingdaole,kexibaohaizaifashao。nizhidaode,tameicifashaojiudezhetenghaojitian,wobufangxinxianzaizou。”

dunledun,tazhongyushuolezhongdian:“mingtiandehunliwogenbofubomushangliangle,xianzaideqingkuang,tamenkendingyeyaoliuzaizheilizhaoguxibao,meiyoubanfaganhuilai。

suoyiwomenjuedingbahunliyanhoujitian,dengxibaochedihaolezaishuole。”

tamenshanglianglejuedingle,ranhoulaitongzhita。

wenyuewojinshouji,shengyinqingzhan:“tamenganbuhuilaiyouzenmeyang,nihuilaibujiuhaolema?gongchen,mingtianshiwomenjiehun,tamenzaibuzaiyoushenmeguanxi?

haishishuo,nizhongyufaxianshipindeshierrangnidiurenle,wozheiyangrenjinkefudenvren,qishipeibushangnishima?”

“wenyue,zheishihoubiezuolehaoma?”

gongchenyuqishunjianjiubunai:“nizhidaowomeiyouzheimexiang。”

tayuqiyansu,“xibaoshinimeimei,nidefumugegeyedouzaizheili,ninandaoxiwangwomendehunlitamenbunengchuxima,niweishenmezongshizheimebukeliyuni?”

wenyuekanzheluodichuangshangdaoyingchudezijideyingzi,haowuxuesedelian,yandiquanshizenghen。

buzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi,tabianchenglebierenyanzhonggewaiedubukeliyuderen。

wenyuebuganzaikanziji,tahuanhuanbishangyan,zaineishunjianjihushiqulesuoyouliqi。

“好,我知道了。”

tayisongruan,gongchenyewenroule,“baobao,qishizheicihunlibenlaiyehencangcu,nizhiqianhuranshuoyaojiehun,wojiujuedebutaihao。

xianzaizheiyangyehao,womenyougengduoshijianzhunbei。wobaozhenghuijinizuiwanmeidehunli。nitinghua,haobuhao。”

温月弯唇,“好。”

takanqilaihentinghua,gongchenchedifangxiaxinlai,wenroudao:“baobao,woaini。”

wenyuejiemaoqingzhan,youtingtashuo:“buguoniyezhidaode,xibaojiushigexiaohaizipiqi,tayiqianmeiyoubeitengaiguo,xianzaihaoburongyihuilai,womenzirandouxiangduobuchangbuchangta。”

tazhidaode,tazhidaode。

tademeiyijudoushitazhidaode。

是,她当然知道。

他们都欠了温夕。

chuquwenjiafumuhegege,zuixiangbuchangwenxidejiushigongchenle。

yinweixiaoshihou,jiushigongchendaiwenxichuqu,nongdiulewenxi。

neizhihou,gongchenjiuyizhidaizhekuijiudehuozhe。

挂了电话。

wenyuezaicidiankairesou,jintianderesoukezhenrenao,congzaodaowanjiumeixieguo。

wenshidechengqingzaozailianggexiaoshiqianjiuyijingshangle,weiboneirong:「wenxishiwomendongshizhangdeqinshengnver,wenshidediqinxiaojie,tonggongchenxianshengguanxixianglaiyouhaoqinmi,juewuresousuoyanxiaosanzhiju。eyichuaidurumawomenerxiaojiede,yijingjinshuquzheng,zanmenfatingshangjian。」

-aaaa,wenshibaqihunv。

-qinshengnverni,diqinxiaojieni,mouxiebuyaoliandejianhuozhidaozheishenmeyisileba?

-xianglaiyouhaoqinmishizenmegeqinmifaaheihei。

-guorana,zhenqianjinjiushizhenqianjin,zheijiushituanchongba。

-gongchendianzanleaaa,woyoukedaole。

-suoyigongchenxihuandeshiwenxiba,kanlaiwenyicaishineigesana,guoranmeiyouyuanwangta。

-woyaoshiwenyi,wozaojiuqusile,fanzhenghuozheyeshirerenyan。

wenyuemuguangdingzaizheitiaopinglunshang,haojiudouyibukai。

ranhou,tachuimoukanxiangdishangposuidejiubeiboli,manmanjianqiyipian。

gepoxueguandeganjue,sihuyemeiyoutaxiangxiangzhongteng。

zhishisizhiqian,takanzhezijishouwanshangyongchudexue,haishijigongchendalegedianhua。

gongchenwenrouzheshengdiao:“baobao,zenmele?”

wenyuedeshengyinpiaofuzhe,liantazijidouyouxietingbuqing:“gongchen,woyouxiebushufu,touhenteng,ninenghuilaima?”

回来帮我收个尸。

gongchenxianranbuxinta,“youzuoshenmeni?gangcaibushihaihaohaode,zenmehuiwuyuanwugubushufu?”

“hekuangwojiusuanxianzaikaichehuilaiyedelianggeduoxiaoshi,niruguozhenbushufu,jiudadianhuajijiatingyishengrangrenlaikankan……”

shuodaozheili,yidaolvexiansiyadebingruonvshengchuanchajinlai:“achengege,wohuranbuxiangchilianhuaougengle。jiejiebushufu,nihuiqukankanjiejieba,biedanxinwo,womeishide。”

是温夕的声音。

gongchen,“meishi,haibusuanwan,wochuqukankannaliyoumaide。xibaoxiangchi,chengegejiusuanpaobianquancheng,yehuijixibaomaidaode。”

wenyueyanqianyijingyoulezhongying,naodaihunhunchenchende,quebatamendeduihuatingdemingmingbaibai。

tameiyouzaishuoshenme,gualedianhua。

yexushijiangsile,tajuedezijihaoxianghuidaolezuotianyelidemengzhong。

nanrenyoulideshoubeifuzheta,ditouzaitaerbiandixiao,sangyinciya,“neikeneng,shiwomenxiaoyueliangqindedifangbutaidui?”

小叔……