第3章 毫无用处的狗

我们离婚吧!

tingdaotangzhiruozhudongshuoyaohechenfenglihun,zuixingfendejiushizhangailingle。

zicongtangzhiruohuifuyilai,tajiuyigezhongdefangfarangtangzhiruohechenfenglihun,bachenfengsaodichumen。

ketangzhiruoduiyutazheigeyiwushichudezhangfuhenshiweihu,sheiganqifutazheigesongshangmendezhangfu,tajiuhesheiji。

yizhiyu,meiyicibichenfeng,douyaodengtangzhiruobuzai。

meixiangdao,jintianjuranhuitingjiantangzhiruozhudongshuochulihunzheilianggezi。

“对,离婚!”

“zheizhongfeiwu,zaodiangundan!”

张爱玲兴奋的喊道。

“妈,你够了!”

“yaobushinimentiantianzheiyangneiyang,buzhunbeitajinwodefangjian,tahuizuochuneiyangdeshiqinglai,zheidoushinihewobazaochengde!”

tangzhiruozhuanshen,shunjianduizhezhangailingpaoxiaodehanleyiju。

“wo……zhire,bushinishuodeyaolihunma?wo……”

zhangailingyouxiewugudeshuodao。

“wolihunneishiwodeshiqing,bushinideshiqing,qingnibuyaozaiguanwodeshiqing,haoma?wodehaomama?a!”

唐芷若愤怒的喊道。

“chenfeng,nishuohuaa,woshuoyaohenilihun!”

tangzhiruokanzheyijiumeiyourenhebodongdechenfeng,lenglengdewendao。

“hao,lihunxieyizheiliyouyifenxianchengde,santianhouwohuiqianzi!”

“zheisantian,jixuweiqunizuowozheigefeiwudehefaqizi,santianhou,wohuilikai!”

chenfengdiandiantou,shengyinyijiupingjingdeshuodao。

“陈风,你……”

“haohaohao!niguoranshigefeiwu……wuwu……”

tangzhiruofennudeshuoleyiju,zhuanshenxiangzhefangjianpaoqu。

kanleyantangzhiruodebeiying,chenfengshenmedoumeiyoushuo,jixuleidabudongdexicaizuofan。

“哼,真是犯贱!”

“zaodianqianzigunlebuhao,feiyaoluodaozheigexiachang,jianzhijiushifanjian!”

zhangailingbuxiedekanzhechenfeng,xixuedeshuodao。

huoxushiyinweitangzhiruotichudelihunchenfengyijingdaying,zhangailingmeiyouzaijixuoudachenfeng,ershizuozaishafashang,kezheguazi。

dengchenfengzuohaofancai,yijingshixiawuliudian。

zheigeshihou,shitangzhiruodefuqintangzhonglinxiabanhuijiadeshihou。

tangzhonglinhetangzhiruodouyiyang,zaitangjiazijidegongsishangban,tangzhonglinshicaigoubujingli,tangzhiruoshiqihuabuzhuren。

tangjia,shinanyangyigeerliujiazu,jiazhutangxianren,zuomengdouxiangbatangjiafazhanweinanyangdeyiliujiazu。

duiyuzheigemengxiang,tangxianrenkeweishiwusuobuyongqiji。

shenzhiyu,mingzhidaolijialiqiangshigewanku,huannvrenbihuanyifuhaikuai,jiuyinweiliqiangshuo,yaotouzitangjiadeshipinchangsangeyi,tangxianrenjiuyaoqiutangzhiruolihun,jiajiliqiangzuoxiaoqie。

buhuijitangzhiruorenhemingfen,yebushourenhefalvbaohu,bujinshitangxianrenjuedewusuowei,jiuliantangzhonglinfufu,yejuedetangzhiruoheliqiangzaiyiqi,caishizuihaodeguisu。

baihaofancai,chenfengganggangyaozuoxia,dengzijiubeitangzhonglinyijiaotifeilechuqu。

“ba,nishenmeyisia?”

tangzhiruoshunjianzhanqishen,bumandewendao。

“meishenmeyisi,wotangjiabuyangyitiaomeiyongdegou!”

“zheishishikuaiqian,gunchuqu,jinwanbiehuilaidaraolewotangjiadeguike!”

“jinggaoni,likegun,yaoburan,wobanidiuchuqu!”

tangzhonglincongqianbaolimiannachushikuaiqian,rengzailechenfengmianqian,biyideshuodao。

狗?

yuanlai,zijizaitangjiarenrusannian,huanlaidejiushizheimeyijua!

没用的狗?

呵呵……

chenfengzhanqishen,jiuxiangzhefangmenzouqu。

至于……

tangzhonglindeshikuaiqian,chenfengkanyemeiyoukanyiyan。

“咔咔……”

chenfengkaimendeshengyin,daduanletangzhonglinhezhangailingdesixu。

“yi,wozhengyaoqiaomenle,zenmejiuzhidaowolaile?”