yigetuwuchuxiandenvren，zhengnazhetangzhonglinguanshangdeyu，zaishoulibuduandebawan。
“你……你是谁？”
“nizenmezaiwojiade？”
tangzhonglindengdaleyanjing，buganxiangxindehandao。
“在你家啊？”
“shijinianle，yaobushizheigefeiwuhuaiwohaoshi，xianzaiwoyinggaijiaonibabale！”
“gege……gege……”
“neige，nijiaoshenmeqianglaizhe？”
“xiexieniha，yaobushinisonglaidetianyinyu，woxianghuifu，kongpajiushishewangle！”
“nishuo，wogaizenmeganxienini？”
“e，wangleziwojieshao，wojiaoqingxuan，nvguiqingxuan！”
qingxuanxixuedekanzheliqianghetangzhonglinshuodao。
女鬼？
怎么会……
“女……女……”
tangzhonglindengdaleyanjing，baiyanyifan，jiudaozailedishang，chedideyunleguoqu。
pangbiandeliqiang，hunshenzhandou。
kanzheqingxuan，yidaoshuidideshengyin，bansuizheyigusaochoudeweidong，congtadekujiaochuanlai。
“nv……nv……nv……”
liqianghunshenzhandou，zhizheqingxuanlenglengdekaikou。
“吓尿了？”
“xiaotianshi，woyouneimeherenma？”
“wojide，diyicijiandaoxiaotianshideshihou，xiaotianshihaireqingdejiaowojiejiele，maosi，woyemeiyouneimeherena？”
“weishenmeyigeyunle，yigeheniaole？”
qingxuanxixueyixiao，kanzhechenfengshuodao。
小天师？
zhangailingbuganxiangxindekanzhechenfeng。
zheigenvgui，juranchenghuchenfengweixiaotianshi？
这……
“chenfeng，wocuole，wozaiyebuganheniqiangzhirele，woshifeiwu！wocaishifeiwu，qiuqiuni，jiujiuwoba！woyouqian，wojiniqian，keyijinihenduohenduodeqian！”
haimeiyoudengzhangailingfanyingguolai，liqiangjiuyijingguizaidishang，buduandeduizhechenfengketouhandao。
“nvxu，biebeizheigefeiwupianle，tayaoshitianshi，zenmekenenghuizaiwojiasannian，liangenvguidoushabule，haitianshile？jiushiyitouzhudoubitaqiang！”
zhangailingjimangqufuliqiang，yijiumanlianbuxiededuichenfenghandao。
“bububu，chenfengshitianshi，nvguijiejie，chenfengshitianshi，niyaobaochou，quzhaota，buguanwodeshia，zhendebuguanwodeshia！”
liqiangyaozhetou，duizheqingxuanbuduandeketoushuodao。
“hehe……xiaozi，nixiangwobangnishalechenfenga？”
“hewoyizhiguizuojiaoyi，ni，fudeqidaijiama？”
“sanhunqipo，woyaoniyihunyipo！”
qingxuanxixueyixiao，yizhangpaizailiqiangdeetoushang。
“a……a……a……jiuwo……chenfeng，jiuwo……a……a……”
liqiangdengdaleyanjing，sixinliefeidepaoxiao。
neitongkudeshenqing，haiyoudengdadeshuangyan，douzaisushuo，tazaichengshoujizhidetongku。
“女婿！”
kandaoliqiangtongkudesihou，zhangailingdihouyisheng。
taxiangyaoshangqianqubangliqiang，kekanzheqingxuanbushandeyanshen，weiweihoupadehoutuiyibu。
“陈风！”
“你不是天师吗？”
“niqua，bazheigenvguishale，wojiuxiangxinnishitianshi，qua，shalezheigenvguia，jiuxiawonvxu，wonvxuyoudeshiqian，huijinihenduohenduodeqian，kuaiqua！”
zhangailingkanzheshenhoudechenfeng，shangqianjiuqulachenfeng。
“chuanyanguoranshizhende，pofudoubupagui！”
chenfengdandandekanleyanzhangailing，qingshengdeshuoleyiju。
“pofu？chenfeng，ganmawo？nizhao……pa……”
zhangailingzhanqishen，xiangzhechenfengfengkuangdezhuaqu，wanquanxiangchenfengyanshileshenmejiaopofu。
zhibuguo，zheiyicichenfengmeiyouzairen，ershiyibazhangdazailezhangailingdelianshang，rangzhangailingwuzhelian，xiangzhehoufangtuilejibu。
“ni……chenfeng，nigandawo！”
zhangailingbuganxiangxindekanzheluofenghandao。
“woxiangdani，henjiule！”
“niyaobushizhiredemuqin，wozaodanijibaicile！”
chenfengbinglengdeshengyin，rangzhangailingweiweiyileng，haipadexiangzhehoufangtuileyibu。
zhidaocishi，chenfengzheicaitaitou，kanxiangleqianfangyijiuzaixiquliqiangyihunyipodeqingxuan。
“gege……xiaotianshikanzheqieshenzuosha？”
“mofeishixiangheqieshenlaiyichangrenyuguideqinmijiaorong？”
“haishishuo，xiaotianshixiangyaoweibeishiernianzhiyue，xianzaijiuduiwochushoua？”