翌日。
yidazao，chenhuangpibianlaidaoleguwanjiebaitan，suirantazuotianzhuanleliangwan，danjiaoguofangzuzhihou，koudaiyouxunsubielexiaqu，zhinengxuanzechulaizhuanqian。
kandaochenhuangpiyounachulaijizhangfulubaizainei，fujindebushaotanfanlianshangmanshiwuyu。
raoshitamenyemeixiangdao，chenhuangpijingranhaiganzhaoyaoguoshi。
zuotianyunqihao，pengshanggenaoziyouwentide，dengneinvrenhuiguoweilai，zhijiedairenbazheihuodudayidundoubuxiqi。
zaitamenkanlai，chenhuangpiwanquanshixiangqianxiangfengle，delebianyihaimaiguai，jianzhipengzhangdaolejidian。
ganshoudaozhouweixingrenyijitanfanxixuebuxiedemuguang，chenhuangpiyouxiewunai。
tianyizheiwanyihaizhenshizhudinghaode，chenhuangpigangzuoxiameiduojiu，bujingyijianbiankandaobuyuanchuyilianghenlafengdepaocheshangxialailianggeren。
nvrenshenzheyishenbaiseyundongzhuang，zhangfasiyidipizaishenhou，xiandeqingchundongren，hunshenshangxiabuzheyisifendai，querangrenyibukaiyan。
ernvzishenpangdenanrenzeyifugongzigedaban，suizhangxiangyiban，danyouguiqi，yesuandeshangshifengliutitangle，chenhuangpiyiyanrenlechulai，zhengshishenbaisui。
ernengrangshenbaisuiruciyinqinduidaihaitaobudaohaode，zhiyouyehongyu。
chenhuangpidemuguangshunjianbeinvzixiyin，tacengjingwushucihuanxiangguoyehongyudezhangxiang，yemeixiangdaozheimehaokan，ruxianziyibanxianchenburan。
“shenbaisui，nidaiwolaizheiganma？”dalianglesizhouyiyan，yehongyuyibianzou，yibianlengzhelianshuodao。
shenbaisuixiaozheshuo：“hongyu，woyeyeyubofutanshiqingni，tamenbushirangwoliangchulaiguangguangma。woxunsiwomenchizaoyaojiehunde，woshigannayixingdeniyeqingchu，zheiguwanjie，linianlaifashengguobushaoqishi，daoshichulehenduodongfengshuidejianghushushi，zheilidedongxi，henduoyedoushitulichulaide，tiqianrangniganshouganshoufengshuijiedefenwei，duinimeihuaichu。”
chenhuangpichadianmeixiaochusheng，yitiaoguwanjiezaitakouzhongchenglefengshuijie，zheifengshuijieyetailianjialedian。
yehongyuzhouzhemeitou，buyuedao：“wocailandeganshouni，shenbaisui，niyihoubiezailuanshuozanliangdeguanxi，chengbu？woyouweihunfude，niyoubushibuzhidao。”
wenyan，chenhuangpimeitouyitiao。
taxinliqingchu，yehongyutidaoziji，kenengzhishixiangheshenbaisuicheqingguanxi，natazuodangjianpai，danzhishaokeyishuoming，taduizijibingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongneimefangan。
“weihunfu？nishishuochenhuangpineigebingyangzi？hongyu，nikeladaoba，wotingwoyeyeshuole，neijiushigefeiwu，genbenmeixueguofengshui，zaishuole，nibushiyizhidouqiaobushangtama？”shenbaisuimianlujifeng，wanquanmeibachenhuangpifangzaiyanli。
yehongyulikeduzhezui，youdianshengqidishuo：“nizuibaji**jingdian，tabuhuikanfengshuibudaibiaojiushifeiwu！zaiwoyanli，tabiniqiang，zhishaorenjiabuhuixiangnizheiyangsichanlanda！”
tingdaozhei，chenhuangpiyaranshixiao。
“ai！neixiaozi，nixiaoshenme？”
yuanyuandi，zhuyidaolechenhuangpidebiaoqing，shenbaisuimeitouyizhou，jingzhizouleguolai。
“没什么。”
chenhuangpiqingxiaozheyaoleyaotou，yanshenzhongquehuaguoyimohuise。
yanqianzheijiahuobiaomianshangkanqilairenchuwuhai，queshigeshidashideyiguanqinshou。
“神神叨叨。”
pielechenhuangpiyiyan，shenbaisuipoweibuxiedeshuodao。
zheizhanbuwengua，danshufulusuishuoshifengshuijiezuichangjiandedongxi，danyehaishifensanliujiudengde。
shenbaisuizuiqiaobushangde，jiushixiangchenhuangpizheiyangzailubianbaitandexingjing。
zaitakanlai，zhiyouxingyelizuididengde，shenzhishimeiyourenhezhencaishixuedejianghupianzicaihuiganzheizhongshi。
shuohuadetongshi，tayousaoleyiyanchenhuangpigenqianneijizhangzhoubabadefulu，yaotoulengxiaodetongshi，zeshigengjiadudinglezijixinlidepanduan，lianshangdexixue，gengshenle。
chenhuangpidangranzhidaozheijiahuoxinlizaixiangshenme，danyelandejijiao。
buguohuashuohuilai，zijihundequeshigoucan，yebuzhidaolaoyezidangnianshizenmebaneimexiegedarenwujihuyouquede。
ganqingpianchipianhe，yemeixiangxiangzhongdeneimerongyi。
yehongyubiaoxiandedaoshimeiyoutasuoxiangdeneibanlengmo，shuilinglingdemouzibuduanzaitayijineijizhangfulushangpaihuai。
shuoshihua，duiyuyehongyu，chenhuangpijueduitanbushangshenmefangan。
xiangfandaoshiyouxiexihuan，rensheizhanzaizheiyangyigeqinglikerendenvzimianqiannengbudongxinni
dantayebushigehouyan**zhiren，renjiakanbushangta，tabuhuiqiangqiu。
yingshangyehongyudemuguang，chenhuangpiyanmouqingche，pingjingdeshenqing，weicengairenbanfen。
“aiwoshuo，nizheigoupigaoyao，zenmemaia？”
manlianjuaodesaolechenhuangpiyiyan，shenbaisuipoweiwanweidewenleyiju。
shuozhe，biantanchushou，chaoqizhongyizhangfulushenleguoqu。
只不过……
“啪！”
shougangshendaoyiban，tadegeboquebeichenhuangpiyibawozhu，ranhoushuaikai。
一气呵成。
“不卖。”
jingenzhe，chenhuangpitouyebutaideshuodao。
“你想死吗？”
shenbaisuixianshiyileng，suihouliansexunsuchenlexiaqu，shuangyanjinhupenhuo，zhigougoudedingzhechenhuangpi，congyafenglijichuyijuhua。
congxiaodaoda，haimeiyourenganyongzheizhongtaidugentashuohua。
“沈百岁！”
yehongyucumeiheleyisheng。
xianran，tayekanbuguanduifangzheizhongjugaolinxiadejiashi。
“你确定不卖？”
shenbaisuilengxiaoyisheng，congsuishendaideqianbailimochushilaizhanghongtongtongdepiaozi，zhijierengdaolechenhuangpigenqian。
“现在还卖吗？”
“bumai。”chenhuangpiyirujiwangdegancui。
jianzhuang，shenbaisuibiaoqingyufabushan，xindidehuoqibeijilechulai，younachuyitachaopiao，zaiyicirengdaochenhuangpimianqian。
“jiutamawenniyijuhua，maibumai！？”
tabuxiangxin，yigehunshenditanhuodejianghupianzi，huiduiyiwankuaiqianwudongyuzhong。
danjiexialaifashengdeyimu，querangtashiwangle。
zishizhizhong，chenhuangpidoushifendanding，shenzhilianyanpidoumeitaiyixia。
erchenhuangpibianshangdeneijigexiaotanfanliantuxuedexindouyoule。
彻底傻眼。
这……神了！
zenmeyouyoushazishanggoua？
玩呐？
“enren！ninguoranzaizhei！”
zheishi，yizhenjidongdeshengyinxiangqi，yigenvrenjicongcongdepaoleguolai，
“xiexieninjiulewoba，zheixiefu，woquandoumaile。”
nvrenxianshichongchenhuangpishenshenjuleyigong，suihouzhijiecongbaoliwangwainaqian。
kanzheneiyidadaizidehongsechaopiao，quanchangsiji。
沈百岁僵在原地。
liansenankan，xiangchilecangyingyiban。