第1章 穿越成肥婆

“xiushuwomingrijiuzhaorenxie。ninazhexiushu,gun!”

suyuhanhoubeipengdaoqiangshang,dunshihuolaladiteng。

miaode,zheigenanren,liqikezhenda!

tongshi,daliangdejiyiyongrunaohai,suyuhanlengzailedangchang。

tajingranchuanyuele?erqietianzhidaoyuanshenyouduochun!

mingmingshijingchengdajiazudedinv,quebeishumeisuoshi,bazijichichengleyigeliangbaijindefeipo,haixiangpataizidechuang,jieguotaizidechuangmeipashang,fanerbeisuanjipaletashenbianqinxinshenchongqingde,ranhoutaizidaotai,shenchongqingbeiliufang,youbukenjitaxiushu,tazhinenggenzhelai。

weilenadaoxiushuzaodianhuijing,yuanshenzaizheibianhandeliaodongzhidisimingnaoteng,haiqiannudaoqinshengerzitoushang,ririnvedai,yizhiyusansuideerzidaoxianzaihaibuhuishuohua,danshenchongqingchulemeicitanaodetaiguodeshihouyelimodaoheta,jiushisihuobujixiushu。

yuanshenbunenghuijinghaibeiweixie,yushiyibuzuoerbuxiu,xiangyaoqiasierzi,dusishenchongqing,danganggangqiazhuerzi,jiubeishenchongqingzhuangjian,nanrenbatawangpangbianyishuai,yuanshenjiuzheiyangguale。

ranhousuyuhanjiubeipochuanyueguolai。

suyuhanyukuwulei,tahaohaoyigeguojihuijishishiwusuolidegaojicaiwujingli,yankanzhejiuyaohunchenghehuoren,nianruqianwanzhirikedai,quebuxiangzaidujiadehaitanshangdalegeduner,xinglaijiuchuanyuechengjiakongchaodaidedaomeifeipo,mianduitazuochulaidezheiyidalantanzi。

shenchongqinglandeduokantayiyan——ruguobushierzishebudeqinniang,ruguobushidanxinerzirihoudongshimaiyuanta,tahuiyizhirongrenta?

danshixianzaikanqilai,tadacuotecuo。

taganggangjinmen,fenmingkanjiantachadianqiasiyeer!zheiyangdenvrenliuzheyebuhuizhidaohuigai!

suyuhankanshenchongqingyanshenjueran,baozheerzidabuwangwaizou,gubudeshenmexingxianghejinchi,doudongzheyishenfeirou,paoguoqujiubaozhutadeyao,kudebitiyibayanleiyiba:“xianggong,xianggongwocuole!wozhendezhicuole!niyuanliangwozheiyici。”

kaiwanxiao,qianshenlinbuqing,tanaoziqueqingxingzheni!

likaishenchongqing,tazenmenenghuoxialai?

yuanshenzufushitaizidangdesiduitou,yaoshihaikenguanta,zenmekenengrangtabeirensuanjijiajishenchongqing,ranhoubandaoletaizi,rangtagenzhebeiliufangdaoliaodongzheiniaobulashidedifang?

suiranshenchongqingliufangqianbeifeileyoushou,dantachulaizhadao,xiangyaohuoxiaqu,bixubaojinzheitiaodatui。

shenchongqingyanedikanzhezheituanguazaitashenshangdefeirou,youqikandaotabitiyanleidoucengdaozijishenshang,erzizaihuaizhongdouyaobeitajidao,bukeqidibokaita,lenglengdidao:“suyuhan,niyouxiangshuashenmehuazhao!nibushiyizhixiangyaoxiushudema?”

suyuhannengqunengshen,“xianggong,wocongqianshizhuyoumenglexincaixianglikainide。woyihoudoutingnidehua,nirangwozhanzhewojuebutangzhe,rangwoxiwanwojuebushuaguo,nijiuliuxiawohaobuhao?”

shenchongqingmiansetieqing,muguangyoushen,jianmeijincu,xianranbingbuxiangxintadehua。

suyuhanzhongyukanqingchuletademianrong,yekanqingchuletaejiaoyougeqingsedecizi“zui”。

neibingbuciyan,fanerrangtadeyinghanqizhigengtuxianchulai。

shenyekanzhesuyuhan,yaozhexiaozuichun,suiranhenhaipa,danshihaishishitanzheshenchushoulaititacalei。

苏雨寒哭得更凶了。

——zheimehaodehaizi,beinvedaichengzheiyanghaiguzheniang,yuanshenliangxinshibeigouchilema?

bu,tagenbenjiumeiyouliangxinjigouchi;ruguoyou,yeshigoudoubuchi。

shenchongqingkanzheerzidejudong,liansedunshiyouxiesongdong。

suyuhanyanbabadikanzheta。

zheishihouwuwaiyoushengyinsiwujidandixiangqilai。

“feipozheishishouleshenmeciji?”

“sheizhidaoni!buzhidaoyoudashenmeguizhuyi,xiangyaopiantiejiangni!”

苏雨寒炸了!

谁他娘的这么贱哪!

pazairenjiamenkoutingqiangjiaohaizheimeduohua,shenchongqingyaoshitingjian,bujiugengyaoxiuletalema?