第5章
chenliewenyandunshilengshengwendao：“nishizheilidelaoban？”
zhongnianrentaiqitou，yihuodekanzheta。
xiangshibumingbai，zheigeqiongrenjinlaizenmebuxiangshiqitarenyiyangbeigongquxide。
“woshi。”zhongnianrentaiqitou，gaoaodao：“nibushilaiqiurenkanbingde？”
“qiu？laizhekanbingxuyaoqiu？”chenliechixiaodao。
“zheibenshixuanhujishizhisuo，juranbeinizheizhongwochuozhibeipanfuquangui！”
zhongnianrenwenyan，hahadaxiao，dao：“zhenshikexiao，naerlaidexiaoqingnian？”
“niyaozuoshengmuniquzuo，zheiniantoushenmebuyaoqian？”
“daihuihaiyougedarenwuyaolai，xuyaowoqinzichushouzhibing，ganjingundan！”
zhongnianrenhuilehuishou，shenqingqingmie，fangfozaiqugansangjiaquan！
zaitayanzhong，chenliebuguojiushitianzhenwuzhideqiongdaxueshengbale。
“woruoshibuzouni？”chenlielenghengyisheng，zaiyipangzuoxia。
zhongnianrenyileng，suijinudao：“buzou，kejiuderangnichichikutoule！”
“lairen！batajiwodayidun，rengdaodajieshang，yijingxiaoyou！”
huayinluoxia，houyuanlikeyongchushijiweidebiaoxingdahan！
zheixierenxiongshenesha，zaiguanjieyaotang，pingrilijiuzhuangankumingren！
shizainanchan，duodaliangdunjiujiejuele。
chenliesaoleyiyanzheixiehanzi，jifengdao：“yaotangjuranhaiyangzhedashou？”
tayanzhongjingguangshanshuo，shenxiyikouqi，qiaoranyaxialexiantianxinhuo！
zheixieren，jintianbidingdejiaoxunyidun！
zhongnianrenwenyan，dunshiyangtiandaxiao，dao：“hahahaha，duoxinxian？”
“laiwozheiqiuyaodeqionggui，duodeshi！”
“meiyoudashou，nandaojiurenyounizheizhongqiongrennaoshi？”
tachixiaoyisheng，yibianhecha，yibianpielechenlieyiyan，dao：“xianzaizoulaideji。”
“buran，jiumeineimehaozoule！”
“wodaoshiyaokankannimennengnawozenyang！”chenliehuayinluoxia，dengshiqishen！
shashijian，tayanshenxili，fengmangbilu！
shaqitengtengdemuguang，rudaobanzhizhizhongnianren！
beichenliedemuguangzhushi，zhongnianrenzhijuedeshenquyizhen！
浑身汗毛倒竖！
俗话说肝肾不分家。
肝脏主目，肾藏精！
dangyigerenqishizugouqiangda，jingxuegouwangsheng，qishicongyanjingluchu。
zheijiushiguangongzhengyanyaosharendedaoli！
jiuxiangshiyixierenqixuexu，shenqiruo，danzijiuxiao，beiyixieshangweizheyidengyiyan，jiuhedehuanghuangbukezhongri。
zhongnianrenzheicaikaishirenzhendaliangqilechenlie。
xianranyeshikanchuleqizhongdemendao，zhidaochenliebushiputongren。
talianseyinchen，yaoyaqiechidao：“haohaohao，kanlaishizhuanmenlaizhaochade！”
“laozijintianjiurangnizhidaozhidao，guanjieyaotangbushishenmerendounenglaisayededifang！”
huayinluoxia，yiqunhanzilijidongshou！
tamenhumuyuanzheng，yaoyaqiechi，mianmukezeng！
jiupingjiezheigemoyang，jiuzugouhedaoyipilubianxiaohunhun！
keshi，zheixiexiaoguijintiansuanshiyushangleyanwangye！
jiuzaizheixiehanzidongshoudeshunjian。
jiujianchenlieyigongbei，shuangjiansongli，suihouhoujiaoyideng！
xiaotuidejiroushousuo，shenzhang，jiuxiangshidanhuangyasuodaojixianhouturanfangkai！
“砰！”
一声闷响。
chenliegangdengdediban，guiliechengsuikuai！
suishifeiyang，zhongrendoumeifanyingguolai。
chenliejiuwanruoyangruhukouyiban，xiantingxinbuyuliewuzhizhong。
dengdaosuishichenailuoding，yiqunhanziyedoutangzailedishang。
tamendoudengdaleshuangyan，yilianbukesiyidekanzhechenlie。
这是谁？
nagequanguidajiazupeiyangchudeguwugaoshou？
xiaoxiaonianji，gongfurucigaoming，queyourucididiao，huranchuxianzaianpingshi。
mofeijiushichongzheguanjieyaotanglaide？！
zhongnianrenyehedelianseshabai！
taqiangzhuangzhendingdeqishen，zhizhiwuwudao：“xiaoxiongdi，nilaizheilibidingyoushenmeshiba？”
“我们交个朋友？”
“nihewoliuqingyunjiejiao，buchikui。”
“啪！”
chenliemeiyouhuida，zhijiejileyibazhang！
yishengcuixiang，youjiliuqingyunpaihuileyizishang。
tawuzhelian，dao：“xiaoxiongdi，daihuiyourenzhaowozhibing。”
“tashianpingshidewangjiajiazhu，nikeyidongshoudawo，nandaonihai——”
“啪！”
liuqingyunhuameishuowan，chenliejiuyoushiyibazhang，dao：“woweishenmeshangmenzhaonimafan，nidaoxianzaidoubuzhidao？”
liuqingyunlengleyixia，shangxiadalianglechenlieyiyan，andao。
nandaozheishazizhenshilaishenzhangzhengyide？
开什么玩笑？
nenggoulianchuzheimeyishengongfude，beijingkendingbuyiban。
zheizhongdiweideren，huichulaishenzhangyouzhidezhengyi？
tayilianwunaidewendao：“xiongdi，nijigetongkuaihuaba。”
“nishilaizhaochade？haishixianglaiyaoshenmedongxide？”
“啪！”
“shaque，xiaoyewoyaonitemezhengdayanjingkankanqingchunishenhoudepaibian！”
“neisigezi，jiuzuotemedexuanhujishi！”
chenlieyoujiletayibazhang，zhizhedatangdingshangguazhedepaibianshuodao。
liuqingyunhaishibuxiangxinhuiyourenlaishenzhangzhengyi。
jiujuezhechenliebeihouyourenzhishilaidaoluan！
talianseyouyinchenxialai，dao：“xiongdi，tibierenbanshiyeshiqiucai！”
“nimeibiyaobazijidajinqu！”
“啪！”
chenlieyouzhijiejileyibazhang，hentiebuchenggangdao：“zhenshibangchui！”
“woshuohuanishitingbudong？！”
“zhenbuzhidaoshifudangchukanshangnishenmewanyier！”
“gundanba，guanjieyaotangwoshouxiale！”
刘青云一下就愣了。
他是没想明白。
zheibushibangrenlaizhaochadema？
zheizenmehailailegezhanshanweiwangzheiyichuni？
tazhengzhengdeshuodao：“nishuoshenme？”
xiayike，tahahadaxiaodao：“ni？jiuni？”
“yidianyishumeiyou，jiuhuidianquanjiaogongfujiuxiangxuanhujishi？”
“真是可笑！”
“zaishuo，niyouquanguipanfuma？”
huayingangluo，youshi：“pa！”deyisheng。
“xianzai，like，mashanggun，dong？”chenlielengshengwendao。
“你——”
liuqingyunkanleyiyandishangdehanzi，anxiangzhe，xianzaixianche，daoshihouzaizhaoquanguilai，gaodingzheixiaozihaibushiqingeryiju？
fanzhengmeizuoshouxu，zheidifanghaishiliuqingyunde！
talengxiaoyisheng，dao：“xinga。”
“woxianzaijiuzou，nizuihaobiezou！”
jiuzaizheishihou，menkouchuanlaiyidaonianqingrendeshengyin。
“刘先生，久等！”
“wojiayeyejintianlaizhaoninzuihouzhenjiuyici。”
“tangruobingzhengquanyu，weikuanhexieli，dingbuhuishao！”
huayinluoxia，chenliechaozhemenkoukanqu。
tadunshijinghudao：“shinia，buyaoliandedongxi。”