第7章

zhouweidechaoxiaoshengyejiaranerzhi。

dayedamamenwangzheliqudeyunlai,wanshangjingzuoqi,taishoujiushiliangbazhang!

我特么真该死!

xiaoguniangzheimelimaoyouzheimekelianhaidongdezhientubao!

我笑她干什么!

tazhishiweilechifan,zhishiweilehuoxiaqua!

ercike,tiaoqizhongrenziwomaiyuandeyundaozhangtiaozhemeitoujiaoxiayixiao,huangyouhuangyouwangshangshanqu。

congxiashandaoshangshan,yilushangqueshikandaolebushaoren,danbingmeiyoukanjiantongdaozhongren。

zoujintingzi,fujindeyoukeyekaishimanmanbianduo。

henkuaibianyoubutongdedayedamashenshoulanzhuguowangdeyouke,reqingsihuo。

“meinv,kanmianxiangma?”

beilanzhudenvhaizixiaozhebaishou,lazheshenbiandexiaojiemeilikai。

lanzhutamenderenrengranbuyiburao:“bugui,jiusanshikuai,shouxiangyexing,wokannimianxiangtinghaode,jinijiandankanyixiaba。”

nvhaidexiaojiemeiqueshouyitui,lianseyileng,meihaoqidechongzheneirenlengchaorefeng:“yikanjiushipianrende,nimenyaoshizhenhuikanxiang,nandaokanbuchulaiwomenhenyouqian,shenmedoubuchama?nianjizheimedale,buzaijiahaohaotangzhe,chulaizhuangshenmetiaodashen!”

lanzhuliangrendedaniangdaixiaodelianseshunjianjiangzhule。

nvhaigangadezhanzaiyuandi,buhaoyisikanzhedaniang,shenshouzhuaihuilezijidexiaojiemei:“manman,biezheiyang。”

yuanyumandengleyiyandanianghaobukeqidefanshoulazhenvhaiwangshanxiadefangxiangqu。

caizoumeijibu,youbeilanzhule。

“美女,算命?”

jianyoulaiyigepianzi,yuanyumanxiangpokoudama,xinglanqueshunshiyibawuzhuletadezui:“buyong,xiexie。”

“bianyide,nengsuanchulainimenzhengyuande。”

danianghaixiangzainulinuli,nvhaiyijingtuisangzheyuanyumanlikaile。

yunlaijiangshouzhongdezhibanfangzheng,zhengsuanzhenageweizhiheshizhaocai,shenhouchuanlaileyigushuxideyinqi。

bujuezhoumei,tazenmebuzhidao,shanxiayijingjinhuadaoyaoguihengshengle?

zheicaiyiwan,tajiuyudaolehaojigeyinqichanshenderen。

xunzheqixilaiyuankanguoqu,lianggepiaopiaoliangliangdegunianghengchongzhizhuangdechaozhetapaoguolai。

xiayishiduokai,zuobiandeguniangquetaishouzhizhetajiumadao:“doushuolebusuanmingbusuanming!tingbujianma?nianqingqingqingguapaichulaizhapian!yaobuyaodianlian!nibamameijiaonibuyaopianrenma!gunyuandian!”

huranbeima,yunlailianseyinchen。

“kanshenmekan?yiweichuandegengeshanlihuoyiyangjiunengzhuangwugu?nianjiqingqingbuxuehao,xuerenjiazhaoyaozhuangpian!nizenmebubanibamadaishang!rangtamenkankanyangleshijiniandeguinvshigepianzi!shenmedongxiyeganlanwo!”

xinglanxiaolianshabai,yigejingerdechaozheyunlaijugongdaoqian:“duibuqiduibuqi,wopengyouxinqingbutaihao!manman,nibieshuole!”

“woshuozenmele?woshuocuolema?”

yibashuaikainvhai,yuanyumandengzheyunlaiyanzhuzidouyaotiaochuyankuangle。

budongshengsejiangshenshangdezhibanfanghao,tayanshenbinglengdemiaoshizhemianqiandeguniang。

zhengyaokaikou,yidaopilipalademashengzhijiexiangchelezhenggeshangshan。

“nigexiaoguniangzenmehuishier?sheidezuinile!nibukanxiangsuanmingneijiuganjinxiashan!sheichezhelazhefeiyaojinisuanle?nimarenxiaoguniangbuyaolian,niyaobuyaolian!duodaderenle,chumenliansuzhibudai!marenbumazuzong,jiaorenbujiaodieniang,nidaohao!diemayiqishang!zenmede,nishihelideyua?zhangzuizhihuitupaopao!”

zheishengyin,zhongqishizu,zhendeyunlaiyigejiling!

shigangcaidiyigebeimadedaniang。

xinglankandaodaniangzhuishanglai,zhuaizheyilianfennudeyuanyumanjiuyaopao!

keyuanyumanquefanshouyila,jiangxinglanyoujilahuilaile。

shouzhineidaniang,tasangmenjianci:“laodongxi,nizaishuoyibian!biezhangzhenilao!zuibadudegenheleyaoyiyang!”

danianghengheyixiao,sihaobuluozhenzhang:“nianqingqingqing,erduolongle。tingbuqingshiba?neilaoniangjiudadianshengshuo!nichounizhangneiyang!zhaofenger,sanbaiyan!bizizuodenengguagou!xiabazhengdenengchuoxiong!yaobushiyaolugetouchulai,buzhidaodehaiyiweimianqianshigemeiqiguanni!”

“renbudapiqitingda,meiqiguandoumeinida!piqichongdelei,guijianledoudeguixiajiaoniyishenglaoda!dengdengdeng!nidengshenme?yanzhuzidoudengchulaile!xiaoxindengdiaolemeirenbangnijian!daoshihou,erduolongleyanjingxiale,jiunizheiyang,zaizhaoduixiang,daotierenjiadoubuyao!”

daniangzuibadududu,gengejiguanqiangyiyang。

yuanyumanyemeixiangdaodaniangzheimehuima,lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,yanshenhenbudeyaojiangdaniangchuosiyiyang!

“laodongxi!nisuanshenmedongxi!gangenwozheimejiaoxiao!nizhidaowobashisheime!nixinbuxinwomashangrangwobadairenlaizhuani!”

tahuachu,jiniangzhengxiaole。

“zenmede,nibashiliganga?laia,youbenshilawoquqiangbi!laonianghuozheimedahaimeiweizanmenxuanchengchuguohai!jintianzhenghaozuohuirexinshimin!”

yuanyumandakouchuanzheqi,ehenhendingzhedaniang,yidumabuchulaixinci。

duibiqidaniang,tadaoxingdaodihaishiqianle。

xinglanjianchangmianyijingshoubuzhu,huangmangzhandaoliangrenzhongjian:“manman,woqiuqiuni,zanzouba!biezaizheierdiurenxianyanle!”

“滚!”

yuanyumanyijingshangtou,kuaibushangqiantuikailexinglan:“nisuanshenmedongxi!jintianyaobushiyinweigenniguolai,wozhiyubeirenmame!zheilaobusizaizheibianmawo,nigengeshaziyiyangzhanyibian,bubangmangyejiusuanle,nijuranshuowodiurenxianyan!wojintiankeshipeinilaide!”

tazheiyituizhijiejiangxinglanshuaidaozaidi。

zhouweicourenaoderendouheleyitiao,duizhetazhizhidiandian,quemeirenganshangqianfuxinglan。

xinglandaodideyishunjian,yunlaideyanshenyeluodaoleliangrenshenshang。

zhiqianganshoudaodeneiguyinqi,zhengshitaliangshenshangdailaide。

youqishiyuanyuman,zaituidaoxinglandeneiyike,yuanbenpinghengdeyinqiquanbuzhuanyidaoletadeshenshang。

xinglanshenshangsuocanliudeyinqiziranyejiugenzhejianshaole。

zheilianggeyatoujintianbushilaisuanmingkanxiangde,zhunquelaishuo,shixinglan。

kanmuqiandeyinqipailie,tayaoshimeicaicuo,xinglanshilaizhaoxianshengde。

erqie,tashenshangdeyinqilaiyuanyurenshideren,jiyoukenengshishishidejiarenhuoshiguanximiqiedeqinqipengyou。

fouze,zaiyuanyumantuidaotadeneiyishunjian,yinqibuhuiquanbuchaozheyuanyumankaolong。

“nizheigexiaoyatouxinsizhenhuai!tashinipengyou,niyezheiyang!youmeiyoudianliangxin!wokannichizaoyaodaomei!”