第一章
luyanmolouzhelianggenvrenchuangjinbaoxiangdeshihou，wozhengzaimangzhejitadeshengridangaoshangchalazhu。
jintian，shitaershibasuideshengri，yeshiwomenzaiyiqiliuzhouniandejinianri。
weiletadeshengri，wotiqianyigeyue，paobianlebangechengshi，caiyudingdaotazuixihuandesaicheweizhutidedangao。
buguo，xianzaibaizaizhuozishangdeshengridangao，xianranmeiyoutahuailidelianggemeinvyouxiyinli。
dangzhesuoyourendemian，luyanmozhijielouzhelianggemeinv，yi**zaibaoxiangdeshafashangzuoxia，shangxiaqishou，queduiwozheigezhengpainvyoushiruowudu。
wosaoleyiyan，neilianggemeinvdemeiyan，guoranhewoyouneimesanfenxiangsi。
woxiaolexiao，ditoujixubalazhuchazaidangaoshang。
yibian，luyanmodehaoxiongdikaikoudao：“songran，nihaizhenshihaopiqi，yihouwoyaoshizhaolaopo，yidingzhaonizheiyangde。
daoshihoujiehun，woyaoshichuquluangao，tashuobudinghaihuijiwosongtaozini。”
zheihuabiaomianshangtingqilaishikuajiang，shijishangyiziyijudoushichaofeng。
zaichangderentingledouxiaochusheng，jiulianluyanmoyeqilexingzhi，raoyouxingqudikanzhewo：“ai，songran，laozhangshuodeshizhendema？nijiwosongma？”
wozhuanguotou，lianshangdaizhedandandexiaoyi，shuochuyijushipotianjingdehua：“nibuyongchuquluangao，barendaidaojialijiuhao。wobuhuijieyide。”
“哇靠，牛逼！”
“songranzhenbushiyibanren！”
“luge，nizhenshihaofuqia！”
yiqunrenfenfenchaowoshuqidamuzhi，buguowozhidao，zhipawogangchuzheibaoxiangmen，jiuhuichengweizheiqunrenkouzhongdexiaoliao。
“haole，chuilazhuxuyuanba。”
wobalazhuyigegedidianqi，kanzheshenseyouxiefuzadeluyanmo，zaitiaoyuedezhuguangzhong，wodelianshangdaizhewenroudexiao：“shengrikuaile。”
luyanmobielebiezui，xianranshibuxihuanzheizhongchanghe。
buguo，zaizhongrendeqihong，hehuaizhongmeinvdesajiaoxia，haishiqishenzhandaolesancengdangaoqiankaishixuyuan。
dangtabishangyandeneiyike，wozhijuedepengranxindong。
太像了。
shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimexiangsidelianshangmiankong，shenzhilianshengridoushitongyitianderenni？
luyanmohenkuaizhengyan，yikouqichuimielemianqiandelazhu。
baoxiangdengguangliangqi，suoyourendouzaiheluyanmoshuoshengrikuaile，wotuidaoyibian，jingjingdiningwangzhetadecelian，xinlishinandedemanzu。
shinian，shengrikuaile，xianzaideni，huizaidiqiudemougejiaoluo，qingzhuzijideshengri，shunbianxiangqiwoma？
wulunruhe，wodouxiwang，xindeyinianli，ninengwanshiankang，pinganxile。
shengriyanhuiyizhinaodaoliangsandiancaijieshu，wodiertianhaiyougehuiyi，shizaishiyouxiewanle，yuanbenxiangyaoquanluyanmolikai，danshikantaxingzhiponong，zhidezuoba。
“nimenhaohaozhaoguta，wohaiyoudianshi，yaoxianzou。”
wodingzhujintianwanshangyizhinianzaitashenshangdelianggemeinv。
“zhidaolajiejie，womenhuihaohaozhaoguninanpengyoude。”
meinvxiaozheyiweizailuyanmohuaili。
“nijidechijiejiuyao，buranhuinanshoude。”
woyijingzhuanshenlikai，youxiangqiluyanmoweibuhao，zhihaoyouhuitouluosuo。
jiuzaiwozhunbeilikaideshihou，shouwanquebeiluyanmozhuazhu。
yiditou，shouliduoleyigedongxi——shiluyanmodeqianbao。
“qu，daoloushangjiwomenkaigefang，shunbianbafangkasongxialai。”
luyanmosishenghuohunluan，shenbiandeyingyingyanyanyizhibuduan。
jibianshixianzaitayaodangzhewodemianhenvrenqingqingwowo，woyenengyundanfengqingdequweitakaihaofang，ranhoubafangkadidaotadeshoushang，shenzhihaibuwangjidingzhuta：“jidezhuyianquan。”
这哪里是女朋友呢？
jiusuanshimaishendaolujiade，yezuobudaozheizhongchengdu。
dagaiyeshiyinweizheiyang，zheiliunianlai，taguanxuandezhengpainvyou，yejiuwoyige：woshizaishitaidongshi，taitinghua，taishiwujuxidizhaoguta，rangtalianfenshoudeliyoudouzhaobudao。
buguowojianxin，gengdadeyuanyin，shiyinweiwozheizhangheshenqingyanyouqifenxiangsidelian。
“songran，youshihou，wozhenxiangwakainidexin，kankannidouzaixiangshenme。”
chenzheneilianggenvshengqukaimen，luyanmoyibalouzhulewodeyao，jiangwoladaotadehuaili。
lianggerenlidetaijin，tadeyanshenyouanwubi，fangfoyiyanjiunengdongchuanrenxin。
“woxinlixiangde，dangrandoushinile。”
woxiaolexiao，taishouzhenglileyixiatayouxielingluandeefa：“zaiyicizhunishengrikuaile，mingtianzaoshangniyaohuilujiayitang，shoujibiejingyin，wohuijiaoniqichuang。”
shuowan，woqingqiaodicongluyanmohuailituoshen，qinzibatajiaojileneilianggenvhai。
fangmenhailaibujiguan，wojiuyijingtingdaolenanrendecuchuanhenvrendejiaoxiaosheng。
wodunledun，jixuwangdiantidefangxiangzou。
wuyerenhenshao，diantilizhiyouwoyigeren，jianbangchuchuanlaidandandejiuwei——shigangzaizailuyanmoshoulicengdaode。
woyouxieyanedizhoulezhoumeitou，neigujiuweiyizhizaibijianliaorao，worenwukerendituoxialewaitao。
wodeshinian，zuitaoyanjiujingdeweidao，liandaizhewoyedijiubuzhan。
pianpian，luyanmoshigewanka。
gangzaiyiqideshihou，woyuanbenyexiangquanzhetajiejiu，shuoyaoshizheimeyizhihe，shentihuihehuaide。
keshi，luyanmozhishilenglengyixiao，dao：“songran，niyiweinizijishigeshenmedongxi，lundedaonijiaoyuwo？”
yushizaineizhihou，wozaiyemeiquanguotayigezi。
fanzheng，luyanmoxianzainianniantijian，shentiqiangjian，hedianjiuyegaibianbuletaneizhanglian，taxihuanhejiuhe，hewomeishenmeguanxi。
wotuozhepibeideshentihuilejia，gangxiwanzao，haimeilaidejizhandaozhentou，luyanmodedianhuajiudaleguolai。
worenzhekunyijieting，meixiangdao，gangjietong，jiutingdaoleluyanmodeshengyin。
“mingtianzaoshanglaijiewo，shunbiandainijialouxiadeyuntunlai，baobeier——tingdaolema？”
luyanmodeshengyindaizhecixing。
“zhidaole，nideneifenbuyaoxiangcai，wojide，neiwojiuxianshuile，nijixumang？”
“nijiumeishenmeyaohewoshuode？”
还有什么要说的？
wokundebuxing，yanjingdoukuaizhengbukai，zhihaoyunyunhuhudihuida：“meishenmeyaoshuode，nizhuyianquan，wojiuxianshuile。”
“宋冉！”
luyanmodeshengyintingqilaidaizhemomingqimiaodenuyi。
woshizaishibumingbaitaweishenmeshengqi。
wonaizhexingzishuoleyiju“wanan”，ranhoudaotoujiushui，yiyewumeng。
dangwomimidengdengbeinaozhongchaoxing，yijingshizaoshangliudianzhong，zhishuilesigexiaoshibudaodewokundebuxing，mizheyanjingmoshoujideshihou，huanghuzhong，wokandaolechuangbiandeyizishangzuozheyigeren。
woheleyitiao，shuiyiquanwu，mengdizuoqilai，quekandaoluyanmoshoulizhengjiazheyigenxiangyan，buyuedikanzhewo。
“meihejiuyenengshuidezheimesi？”