第二章 中二病少女

laozizhishikaigewanxiao,nitemehaidangzhenle,maobingba??

wangfengxinlidiguyiju,zhuanshenxiangzhetanweipaoqu。

ranerbaifengqueshibuyiburao,genzaiwangfengshenhoujiushibuzou。

landelihuibaifeng,wangfenglaidaodushitanweideshihou,dunshilianjiuheilexialai。

“张哥,您在呢?”

zhijianzaidushitanweiqianfang,yigedapangzizhengzainalisisidedingzheta。

“haoxiaozi,shibushiwobuzai,nijiubudasuanlaile?jintianchidao,kouliangbai。”

zheidapangzizhengshizheigetanweidejingli,zhaosheng,biedebuhui,liuxupaimachuiniubineishiyiliu。

“bieazhangge,wojintianshiteshuqingkuangzheicaichidaode,wobaozhengjueduibuhuiyouxiayicile。”wangfengkelianxixideqiurao。

yipanglingyigeqieshigongwangjieyeshibangzheshuodao:“jingli,wangfengpingshiganhuobucuo,jintiangujijiushiyoushizheicaichidao,yaobujintianjiusuanleba?”

zhaoshengyiting,dunshijiuhuoleqilai,sanbaijindeshenzimengrantiaoleyixia,chongzhewangjiejiuhouleqilai。

“laozishijingli,haishinishijingli?xiangganjiugan,buxiangganjiujiwogundan,bietemezaizheilixiabibi,laozigaosuniwangfeng,wojiukannibushunyan,zenmele,bufuqiani?”

zhaoshengbuxieyixiao,rangwangfengqueshinuleqilai。

ranerjiuzaizheishi,huranyipangchuanlaiyidaochixiaosheng,“wangfeng,yuanlainizaizheilishangban?wohaiyiweiniduoniubini?”

wangfenghuitoukanqu,zhijianshenhouyinanyinvlouzaiyiqi,erneinvrenzhengshitadeqiannvyou,wangna。

“laozizaineishangbanguannimenpishi,gun。”

wangnaliansebianleyixia,tashenbianneigenanrenluchuyisilengse。

“xiaozi,xiaoxinhuocongkouchu,woshishangheshizhangshijituanjichengren,zhangbing。”

“e,shima?”wangfengpielezhangbingyiyan,genbenlandelihui。

zheiyixiarangzhangbinglianshangyouxieguabuzhu,tadoujiangzijilaodijidouchulaile,weidejiushizhensheduifang,jieguodaohao,duifangjingranmeiyouyidianfanying。

“chouxiaozi,xianzailikehewonvpengyoudaoqian,fouzedehua,bieguaiwobukeqi。”

zhangbinghuayingangluo,zaitashenhouqueshichuxianlianggeheiyidahan,zheiliangrenganggangchulai,dunshisisidedingzhewangfeng,dayouyiyanbuhejiukaidadequshi。

yipangdezhaoshengzaojiuhehuaile,zhangshijituanneikeshishizhishiyiyishangdedajituan,tanaliredeqi。

shunjianzhaoshenglenghengyisheng,“wangfeng,nixianzaibeikaichule,congciyihou,nihewomendushitanweimeiyouyimaoqianguanxi,xianzailimazouren。”

“kaichu?”wangfenglianshangluchuyisilengse,“hao,jiangwozheigeyuedegongzijiwojiesuanle。”

“nihaixiangyaogongzi,zuomeng,ganjingun,fouzedehua,wozhijieganrenle。”zhaoshengzheihuizhixiangzhetaohaozhangbing,nalihuijiesuanwangfengdegongzi,zhijiejiuyaohuishouganren。

“wangfeng,woxianzaijiniyigejihui,zhiyaonijiwonanpengyouxiaguidaoqian,shuobudingwonanpengyoujiuyuanliangnile,zenmeyang?”yipangdewangnaqueshiyangyangdeyidao。

erneizhangbinggengshizhijie,shangqianyibudao:“xiaozi,wojinilianggexuanze,diyi,daoqian,dier,wozhaorennongsini,nizijixuan。”

zhangbingshuowan,shenhoujigebaobiaoqueshishangqianyibu,yishijianchangmianbiandeyayiqilai,wangfengqueshilenglengyixiao,sihaomeiyoujiangzheizhangbingjifangzaiyanli。

zhiyutashenhoudeneilianggebaobiao,wangfengyishenglengheng,suihouchushourudian,mengranyiquanxiangzheqizhongyigebaobiaoerqu。

ganggangchuquan,wangfengjiuganjuezijideliqibiandepangdalebushao,budanruci,jiuliansuduyeshibiandebiqiyiwangyaokuaideduo。

neibaobiaoshaoshaolengleyixia,wangfengyijingyiquanluozaizheirenxiongkou。

砰。

zheirenrutongbeihuochejizhuangshangyiban,pengpengpenghoutui,lianshangluchuyisizhenjing。

“chouxiaozi,nizhaosi。”

shunjianlianggebaobiaoyiqixiangzhewangfengerlai。

ranerwangfengsudurudian,zaijiashanglidawubi,duanduanyifenzhongbudao,lianggedahanzhijiedaozaidishangcanjiaoqilai。

zheiyixiazaichangderendoushishayanle,yaozhidaozheiliangrenrengaomada,yikanjiushigaoshou,rujinjingranbeirenruciqingsongjiugaodingle,zheiwangfengyetailihaileba?

zhangbingyeshilianseyibian,luchuyisishayi。

“chouxiaozi,nigandawoderen,niwandanle。”

wangfengyeshiyileng,tameiyouxiangdaodedaotoushi,jingranhuibianderucilihai,sihudedaotoushishihouneidaobaiguangjiangtajigaizaoleyiban。

erjiuzaizheishi,huranshenhouyidaojiaoheshengchuanlai,rangwangfengdunshitoutengqilai。

“shifu,wozhongyuzhaodaonile,nimenjigejiahuo,jingranganqifuwoshifu,xiangzhaosishiba?”

baifengqichuanyuyudepaoleguolai,kandaozhangbingdunshijiudamaqilai。

zhangbinglianseyibai,kanzhebaifengluchuyisikugualian,“baifeng,nizenmelaile?”

“qie,woshuoshishei,yuanlaishini,zhangbingnidanzidaoshibuxiao,jingranganqifuwoshifu?”baifengshuangshouqiayao,chongzhezhangbingjiaodao。

“shifu?”zhangbingyiting,dunshiyouxietouteng,yuanbenyiweizhishijiaoxunyigexiaojiaose,jieguojingranjiangbaifengjiqianlianguolai。

“meicuo,xianzailimajiwoshifudaoqian,fouzedehua,daoshihouworangwoyeyequnijiazhaonisuanzhang。”baifengqihuhudechongzhezhangbinghouleyisheng,rangzhangbingshunjianweile。

“对不起。”

yaozheyazhangbingchongzhewangfengdishengshuoleyisheng,rangwangfengqueshichedishayanle。

zheibaifengshisheia?yaozhidaozheizhangbingjialikeshiyouqianyoushi,rujinbeibaifengjijuhuajinongdezhijieduizijidaoqian,nandaoshuozheibaifengjialigengjialihaibucheng?

eryipangdewangnagengshiyilianbukezhixindekanzhezhangbing,meixiangdaobukeyishidezhangbingjingranhewangfengdaoqianle,zheizenmingkeneng?

“zhangbing,nijiwojiaoxunyidunwangfenga,wokandaotajiuexin。”

“gun,chou**,xianzainibeilaozijishuaile,yihoushao***guolaizhaowo。”zhangbingzhengzaihuotoushang,zheiwangnahaizainalibibi,shunjianrangtajiunuleqilai。

zheiyixiawangnachedishayanle,yaozhidaojintianzaoshangzhangbinghaiduitahaodebudele,zheicaiyitianshijian,jingranchushoudata?

wangfenglandelihuiduifang,chongzhezhaoshengdandanshuodao:“xianzainengjiangwodegongzijijiesuanleba?”

zheizhaoshengshishei,yibeizijiukaozhezheishuangyanjingchifan,rujinkandaobukeyishidezhangbingdoufuruanle,limazhaoshengluchuyilianchanmeixiaorong。

“wangfeng,wogangcaizhishihenikaiyigewanxiaoeryi,yaobunihaizaizheilishangban,yuexinyiwanzenmeyang?”

“buyong,xianzaijiangwodegongzijijiesuanle。”wangfengzaojiubuxiangganle,rujinchenzhezheigejihuizhenghaozhijiecizhi。

zhaoshengyiting,limacongwuzilimanachulaiyiwankuai,“wangfeng,zheishinizheigeyuedegongqian,yihoumeishijidechangguolai。”zhaoshengyifubushedebiaoqing,rangwangfengchadianmeiyoutule。

landelihuizhaosheng,wangfengshuangyanweiweiyisao,dunshilengzhule。

zhaoshengshenhouyouzhewushudedushi,danshiwangfengjingranzaizheidushizhizhongkandaoyikuaijipin。

tadeshuangyanjingrannengkanchuandushi。

shunjianwangfengzhenggerendexueyedoufeitengqilai。