第1章 不过是只舔狗

yangguangpuzhaodewuhou,dushuyuyiyuandexiaodushuiweigewainongyu。

chehuodailaideshizhongganrangshentangzhouranjingxing。

tadehuxijicu,fangfomengjianleshenmejiweikepadehuamian,yanjinglimanshihuangkongbuan。

qiaoshaoyumeiyouzhuyidaonvrendesuxing,zuozaitadebingchuangbian,manbujingxindiqiaozheshouji。

sihutandaoleshenmequshi,tadingzheshoujiqingxiaolesheng。

jiantaxiaole,shentangdexinqingyegenzhehaozhuan。

tazhengxiangkaikou,zijideshoujiquexianyibuliangleqilai。

faxiaoxiderenshishentangdedaxuetongxuehejiao,cengjingjiezhetagoudaqiaoshaoyuyiyuejijinmingliuquan。

tamenzhijianhenjiumeiyoulianxile,shentanghaoqididianjinqu。

hejiaofalaideshiyitiaoqunliaojietu。

shentangyiyanjiurenchuqiaoshaoyudetouxiang。

tazhidaozheigequndecunzai,limiandaduoshiqiaoshaoyushengyishangdepengyou,quanzilidekuoshao。

tamendeliaotianshijianjiuzaiganggang。

shentangdunledun,tuichuliaotianjiemianhuidaozijidezhiding。

qiaoshaoyumeiyouhuifutaderenheyitiaoxiaoxi,quezaiqunlizhuanfaletamendeliaotianjilu。

manpingdoushitafajiqiaoshaoyudexiaoxi。

qiaoshaoyuquezaiqunlidandanhuifu。

乔:【来看舔狗。】

jinjiezhe,shiqunliqitarendefengkuangchaofeng。

yu:【doutemebeichezhuangle,haidianjizhejiqiaoshaoyesongchide,zheidaodishinagepinzhongdegou,qingwennalinengmaidao?】

chenxiu:【wocao!haishizanmenqiaoshaoyemeilidaa!shentangzhenshiwojianguozuinengdaotiedenvrenle。】

xuejingshan:【zheishibazanqiaoshaoyedangzhenaileba,zhen6,yebukankanzijipeibupeideshang。】

shentangshenqingweizhi,zhuantoukanxiangqiaoshaoyu。

nanrenzhidaotayouchehuochuangshangyingjizhangai,weiduhetazuochebuhuifufa。

neishiqiaoshaoyukaozhechechuang,yaozheyandedongzuodunledun,yanlishixianeryijiandexiaoyi,tashuo:“womenxiaotangzhenkelian,danneixiedouguoqule,yihouyouwopeizheni。”

shentangyemeiyouliaodaozijidedaodeguanhuai,buguoshiqiaoshaoyusuishounianlaideyidianhaoxin。

rujintachuchehuodetongku、wuzhuheduitadeqiqiu,duiqiaoshaoyulaishuozhishengyanjuanle。

shentangchuimouzhequyandideshiluo,yangzhuangruowuqishidiguanbishouji,“shaoyu,wo……”

huahaimeishuowan,cierdedianhualingtuwuxiangqi。

zhiyiyan,shentangjiukanqingpingmushangdemingzi,lianseshunjiancangbaiqilai。

tamingbai,zheijiushiqiaoshaoyubianxindeyuanyin。

“shaoyu,wozaijiajinibaoletang,nishenmeshihoulai?”

dianhuaneitoudenvshengjiaoruantianmei,qingkejianjiuqiansanleqiaoshaoyushenshangdediqiya。

tahaoxiaodao:“zheixieshirangbaomuzuobujiuhaole?nishenzixuruo,huiguozuoxiyemeidiaozhengguolai,deduojiaxiuxi。”

jianmingyuediaopidao:“keshiwoxiangyaoshaoyuchangchangwodeshouyiya,bijingwolikaizheimejiu,nidouyouqinianmeichangguowodecaile,kendingwangjishishenmeweidaole!”

qiaoshaoyudeshengyindunshirouheqilai:“meiwang,heniyouguanderenheshi,guoquzaijiu,wodoubuhuiwang。”

shentangcangbaizhelian,tachenmoditingzhezheiliangrendaqingmaqiao,judadebuanrangtaxiayishibashoudazaiqiaoshaoyudeshoubeishang,fangfozaibeiweidiqiqiutaliuxia。

qiaoshaoyubenzaiwenroudihongweijianmingyue,chajuedaonvrendechupeng,tadeshenziyijiang,zheicaizhuyidaoshentangxingle。

xiayimiao,tacumeibashentangdalishuaikai,liandaizhuoshangdeshuibeidousuileyidi,fangfopengdaoleshenmezangdongxi。

“shaoyu,fashengshenmeshile?”dianhuaneitouchuanlaijianmingyuehuangzhangdeshengyin,tayiji,youzhibuzhudikesouqilai。

shentanggangxing,liqihaihenxuruo,xianxiebeiqiaoshaoyutuixiachuang。

tawucuodikanzheyanqianren,xiaoshengdaoqian:“duibuqi,wobushiguyide,wozhishi……”

qiaoshaoyuyanmousenran,sangyinzhongyayizhenuqi,tanaixinduidianhuaneitoudejianmingyuedao:“meishi,mingyuenibiezheji,dengwo,womashangjiulai。”

gangcaidedongzuoguoyujilie,zhentoutuolileshentangdeshoubei,biaochudexianxueshunjianranhonglexuebaibeidan,cidenvrenyanmoufasuan。

qiaoshaoyubunaidichexialingdai,yanqidikanletayiyan,hanshengdao:“shentang,woquannishouhaonineidianxiaoxinsi!jiunihaixiangtiaobowohemingyuezhijiandeguanxi!haiyou,wobuguannishibingsi,haishichuchehuobeizhuangsi,yihoushaolaifanwo!”

tingzheqiaoshaoyuwuduandezhize,shentangtonghongleyanjing,tadeshixianluozaiqiaoshaoyuchangpeidaideneikuaiyinsewanbiaoshang,bianjiedao:“womeiyou……wozhishixiangqujinimaichenghuangdegaodian,wozailushangtaizhejilecaihuibeichezhuang,wo……”

qiaoshaoyuquebujitashuohuadejihui,tahaobuliuqingdao:“jiranniyijingxingle,neiwojiuxianzoule。”

shentangxindidebeiliangchedimanyankai。

kanzhehejianmingyueyoujifenxiangsideliandan,qiaoshaoyulinzoushidunledun,haishianxialehujiaoling,suijiyonglibamenshuaishang。

xiaohushihaizaidakeshui,tingjianshuangzhongdongjingduosuozhezhanqishen。

tatuikaimen,kanjianbingchuanghemandisuibolidecanzhuang,jingjiaochusheng。

shentangzhongshimeirenzhu,youyanliuxiayidileishui。

yinweishijianmingyuesongde,suoyiwulunneikuaiwanbiaoshangdehuahenduomeyanzhong,tayiranhuibeihaohaohehuyuzhenxi。

keshentangtiqianyuzhigongzixiaoxinyiyipaimaihuilaidebaidafeili,quebeikandoubukanyiyandirengjinlajitong。

zaiduoxuantishang,shentangyongyuanshidiyigechujude。

……

shentangzaiyiyuanzhulesantian,zheisantianli,chulelingdaohetongshi,meiyourenheyigerenguanxintadequxiang。

taqianwanzi,yishengyoudingzhuletajijucailikai。

“shenxiaojie,dengyixia!”

tingjianyourenjiaoziji,shentangchiyidizhuanguoshen。

shineigehenhaoxindexiaohushi。

zhidaotazaiyiyuanmeiyoujiashupeihu,sidixiazhaoguletaxuduo。

xiaohushirenzhendao:“shenxiaojie,woshuodeneijianshihaishixiwangnihaohaokaolvyixia,ruguoyouxuyao,wozheiliyougehenheshidexinliyishi……”

congjinianqian,shentangjiushiqulezhuanzhutingtarenshuohuadenengli。

yihuangshendegongfu,xiaohushiyijingbahuashuowanle。

shentanghenjiumeiyoubeizheiyangguanxinguo,taxiaolexiaocaidao:“xiexie,danwodebingmeifagenzhile。”

xiaohushijingyadao:“bukenenga,nidedeyoubushijuezheng!”

shentangxiaoerbuyu,tanachushoujikanleyanshijian。

xiaohushikanjianpingbaoshangderen,suiranzhiyouyizhangcelian,danyenengbianxichuqingjuandeyiwei。

talimalianxiangdaoneitianmengshuaifangmenderen,suiranbuzhiliangrenshishenmeguanxi,dankeyikanchunanrenduishentanggengduodeshibunai。

xiangdaozhei,xiaohushiduishentangyouduolejifenlianxi。

tazhalezhayananweidao:“shenxiaojie,pingshiyeduoxiaoxiaoba,nixiaoqilaizhendehenhaokan!”

shentangzhenglengpianke,tachelexiazuijiaodao:“……xiexie。”

congyiyuanchulaideshihou,yizhenhanfengchuilai,shentangjinbuzhudalegehanzhan。

jingchengdedongtianyixianghenleng,tadeshenshangzhiyouyijianbomaoyi。

qiaoshaoyushizhongmeiyoujietingtadedianhua,tazaimenkouzhanleyihui,cuolecuowufahuinuandeshenzi,jixuwangqianzou。