叮——
diantimenbeidakai，boyanchendaizhezhuligangzoujinqu，suyimanyekuaisujinru。
yidaoruoyouruowudexiangqichuanrubixi，boyanchenmouguangweizheng，kanxiangta。
suyimangouzhehongchun，“xiansheng，woshenshangdeweidaohaowenma？”
dangranhaowen！zheikeshitachachulaide，zheihuohenxihuanzheizhongziranhuaxiang，takeshifeilelaodadejingergaodaode！tajueduihuiduitayouhaogan，qimayunxutahetayiqijinbaoxiang。
boyanchenjianmeiweizhou，suyimanshunjiantaiqi**deshouliaoleyixiazhangfa，yourendedanfengyanlianyanmingmei，“woshigesuanmingdashi，xiansheng，wojianninyintangfahei，kongyoubuxiangzhizhao，burujiwoyibaiwan，wobangninpojie。”
boyanchenbeiqixiao，suyimanshuangmouweiliang，yiweitaganxingqu，dangjijiuyaocoushangqian，kehaibudengmaichuyibu，zhiting——
“滚！”
lengliedeshengyinjiazazhenongliedeshaqi，suyimanlianseyijiang。
tazheizhanglian，tazheishencai，nayangbushiwanlitiaoyi，zheihuobuganmaojiusuanle，juranzheimemeiyoulimao！
tashuangshoubaojiandunshilengxiaochusheng，“xiansheng，ninjinwandehezuo，zhikuibuzhuan。”
zhulidangjilianseyichen，“zheiweinvshi，womenjiaxianshengdaoxianzaijiumeiyoukuibendeshengyi，ninxiangdashanburuhuangeren。”
suyimanmeikanzhuli，faneryoubailegeyourenzaoxing，mingmeidixiaozhe，“xiansheng……”
叮——！
电梯门突然被打开。
suyimanzhijiebeituichulai，taliangqiangzhiji，diantimenyijinghebing。
xitongwuqingdechaoxiaorangsuyimanzuijiaochoulechou。
“有那么好笑？”
“suzhu，qingshouyishouninneigaisieryouwuchuanfangdemeili，boyanchenbuchizheiyitao。”
suyimanzaiciandongdianti，bujibuxudao：“buguoshikaiweicai，nizhishigexitongdonggepi。”
系统：“？？”
它被嘲讽了？
“weiweiwei！woshiwannengde！wusuobuzhiwusuobuxiaodewanshitong！”
……
凌晨。
suyimanyijingzaidingcengdegaojitaofangzhongdengleyigeduoxiaoshile。
啪嗒——
门被打开。
suyimanlijishanshendaoanchu，henkuai，liangdaoshenyingzoujinlai，zhulifuzheboyanchen，shensedanyou，“bozong，ninrenren，woyijingzhaolemengshaoguolai，mashangwojiuqujininmaiyao。”
boyanchenbeifudaochuangshangtangxia，zhulicongcongliqu，menbeiguanshangdeneiyikesuyimandaoshihuanhuanzouchulai，gaogenxiecaizaidibanshangdeshengyingewaiqingxi。
boyanchenchezhelingdaideshouyidun，daizheyaoxiaohunzamimangyouxilidemuguangshexiangta，suyimanhongchunweigouzuozaitashenbian，danshouqiazhutaxiae，“bozong，butingwoyan，xianzaiziweiruhe？”
nanrenyanzhongshayishunjianmiman，kesuyimanquehaobuweijudixiaozhekaikou，“nixianzaiganjuezijikuaiyaobaotierwangleba？wodaoshikeyibangnihuanjie，zheiyaoxiaotaimeng，zhaoyishengyaohounianmayue，mailaidelinshiyao，weibiduizheng。”
boyanchenetouqingjinmingxianguqi，kesuyimanquecubaodiyibajiangtachenshanjisikai，kouzidoubengdiaojikegunluozaidi。
“nigan！”nanrenmozhehoucaoyadeshengyinsuyimanchongerbuwen，fandaoshishoufangzaitadepidaishang，xiaohehedao：“woyoushenmebugande？”
只听——
啪嗒——
男人的腰带被解开。