刘婆子

ciriqingchen,yunyishuilegehaojue,shenshangdebushiyexiaoqu,shenlegelanyaoqichuangxishu,chuaizheyinzixianchumenmishi。

“ai,tingshuolema?xuantianzonghaoxiangchuleshenmeshile。”

“a?chuleshenmeshi?”

“aiyo,wodefuqindejiujiudeerzidesanshugongdezhizidewaishengzaixuantianzongdangzayi,tashuozuotianxuantianzongquanbudiziyunmibuxing,youdeshoulezhongchuang,jiuliantayezhongzhaohunmi,xianzaixuantianzongkaiqihushandazhen,suoyourenzhixujinbuxuchu。”

“tiana,zheishifashengleshenme?”

“buzhidaoa,tingshuoneixuantianzongdetaishanglaozuchushanle,kanlaishiyaofashengshenmedashile。”

“aiyoyo,neikezabana?womenhuibuhuiyoushia?”

“womenzheikeshixuantianzongdedipan,nengyoushenmeshi,zaishuoleneikeshitaishanglaozu,shilishenbukece,yaozhenchushenmewenti,womenzheicaishizuianquande。”

“说的也是啊!”

“buguo,xiwangbuyaofachushenmedadedongdang,shounandehaishiwomenzheixieren。”

“可不是……”

yunyijiangzuihouyikoumianchiwan,taochushoupacalecazui:「kanlaineishangguanfuyufanyinghendama,mingmingshuangdeshita。」

【……】xitong:【suzhu,henjiqixishikeyixiaochu,danshihaizibuxing,dengdaopeitaishengzhang,xuemaihuirangtayousuochajuede。】

「kao?」yunyidengdayan:「niyabuzaoshuo?!」

【suzhu,zhishiyousuoganying,ruoshipengmiandingnengzhixiao,danshibupengmianshibuhuichajuedaode。】

yunyisonglekouqi,hesitale,ganggangnaohailidouzaipansuanyiwangelikaidejihuale。

zhiyaobupengmianjiuxing,fanzhengzhihouyaoyangtai,xuantianzongsonghuodemaimai,daoshihoukeyigurensong。

zheimexiangzhe,yunyiyaomairendexinpozaimeijie。

chaozhedatingdaodexinxizou,guaijinyigexiaoxiangli。

“扣扣扣——”

“aiyo,lailelaile~sheia?zheiyidazaode。”

menconglimiandakai,yiweipizhewaiyishuangbinyouyinsidefurenlulemian,yiyankandaodeshixiabaneiyikedoudadeheizhi。

“shiliupo?”yunyixunwen。

liupozijiangyunyishangxiadaliangyifan:“shengqihaishisiqi?”

“死契。”

shengqiyejiushiguyong,youshijianxianzhi,ersiqijianghuiqianshumaishenqi,zhongshengshixian。

yunyiyebuyiwaitazhidaozijidelaiyi,bijinglaiyigerenyazizhei,hainengweileshenme?

liupoziceleceshen:“jinlaiba,buguoniyaoshaodengyihuier,xianshuoshuonixiangyaoshenmeyangde?”

yunyilaideshihouyijingyoulejueding:“huizuofande,sasaode,huwei,zheisanzhong。”

zhidaoyunyiyaoderenduo,beidaraoshuimiandeliupozidunshimeikaiyanxiao:“ya,yaoderenbushao,nixianzaizheizuozhedenghuier,laopoziwozheijiuqudairenlaijinizhangzhangyan,haohaotiaoxuan,yaowoshuonilaidezhengshishihou,ganghaoxinlaileyipi,jiushihaimeidiaojiaohao。”

“wufang。”shuoshimeidaode,danhaishiyoudianbuxihuan‘diaojiao’zheilianggezi。

yunyijiuzuozaiyuanziqian,liupozihaixixindejitanonglehuchashui,bianlikaile。

meirangtadengtaijiu,buyihuierliupozishoushituodangchulai,yuanbenpisandetoufayisibugoudeshuleshangqu,yishuangyanhunzhuoquetouzhejingming,shencaiyouxiefutai,danshipangranglianshangzhouwendouchengkai,fanerkanzhenianqingxuduo。

“jiudenglejiudengle。”liupozimeizhongdaixiao,shuozhewanghouzhaolezhaoshou:“kuaikuai,nimendongzuokuaixie,kuaijinlaijiguikekankan!”

huayinweiluo,yiqunrenpaizheduizoulejinlai,meigerenlianshangdoushimamu,yijingduicisikongjianguan,fangfokanbudaoqianlu,bujinzibeidanqiedegouloudeshenzi,yanguangdoubuganwangshangtai,xiaoxinyiyi,qingshouqingjiao。

jiusuanyouxinlizhunbei,yerangyunyikandezhizhoumei。

zheijiushisuoweide‘nu’ma?

xiangshimeiyoulerende‘linghun’。

真是令人不适。

xiangshizheimexiang,yunyihaishiqilaiquyigegezixikanguoqu。

liupozikebuxiangshilezheigedanzi,henshireqingdeshanglaijieshao:“ninkankanzheigesuirannianjidaledian,huidianchuyi,shoujiaojueduimali,diaojiaoguo,jueduibuhuiyourenhebuliangshihao,nindaihuiquzuogechuniangyeshibucuode。”

renxingzuinandong,yunyizirenmeiyoukanyiyanjiunenglejierendenengli,xitongyezhishigezhizhidaorangtashengzi,xishoushijiebenyuan,tongyangmeiyoukantourendegongneng,tazhinengpingkaozijidezhijuelaitiaoxuan。

liupozijianyunyibushuohua,shensexiangshibumanyideyangziyemeiyouquqiangxingtui,ershilaleliangguniangchulai:“neizheiliangyatouzenmeyang,zhangdebucuo,qinkuai,ninbushishuoquegesasaosihoude,tamenwanquankeyi,yeshidiaojiaohaode,baozhunrangninshengxin。”

yunyizijisaoleyiquan,yaoleyaotou:“haiyouma?”

“aiyo,youyouyou,laopoziwozheiashenmedoubuduo,jiurenduo。”

shuozherangzheiqunrenxiaqu,huanlingwaiyipishanglai。

yunyisaoleyiquan,yijiumeiyounengruyande,meitoujinzhou:“nibushishuohaiyouxinlaidemei……diaojiaoguode?”

liupoziyileng,chiyidao:“shiyouneimejige,danshibijingshimeidiaojiaoguode,xingzihaishiyoudian……”

tahaimeishuowan,yunyibailebaishoudaduan:“daishanglaiba,woxiankankan。”

duiyuxinlaidecitou,yaoshichushou,jiunengshengqudiaojiaodebufen,liupoziziranxiwenlejian:“haolei,nindengdenga。”

meiguoduojiu,bansuizhedinglingdanglangdesuoliansheng,jidaoshenyingcongyuanmenceweizoujinlai。

weishoushiyiduishuangbaotaijiemei,suimeiyoubeisuoliankunzhe,shuangshouquebeishengsuoshufu。

liangrendeshenhoushiyimingpitousanfa,kanbuqingrongmao,querengaomada,shencaijianzhuang,jueduiyouyimijiuwangshang,jinguanchiluozhedeshangshenchanraozhesuolian,queyangaibuzhushanghenjiaocuo,tebieshifugaizhenggexiongkouyouyipianheisedewenlu。

纹身?

这人还挺潮。

suoliandeliangtoubeilianggetongyangkuiwudenanziwozhe,shoushangnazhezhangbian,yaojianbiezhebawandao。

jiushizhanzaineiwenshenchaonanbian,quexiandeailexuduo。

budebushuo,zheisanrenrangyunyilailexingqu。

liupozicouguolai,zhanzaiyunyipangbiandao:“zenmeyang,zheiliangshuangtaijiemeimoyangshenduandoubucuo,jiushinianjixiaolexie,erqieshiwenduanzi,jiusuanmeijingguodiaojiao,jiagequeshibudi,erqiemaidehua,shibixulianggeyiqimai,shenqiyijingzaiwozhei,buyongmafanquguanjiazouyitang。”

shuoshihua,ganxingqushiganxingqu,dankanzhexipinenroude,buxiangshihuisasaodazadeyangzi,fanerxiangshinajiaqianjin。

zheiyangderenduitalaishuomeishenmezuoyong。