“xiaonaidaoyou，huanyingjiarutiantingzuzhi。”
yexuantangzaisushedechuangshang，nazhewanggoulaidepingguoxmaxshouji，lianseguguai。
shoujishixiawuganggangkuaidisonglaide，shangmianyijinganzhuanghaoleweixin、qiedengruanjian，yexuandiankaiweixindenglushangzijidezhanghao，zheicaifaxianzhenggeweixinjiemiandougenpingchangdebuyiyang，yuanbenshuxidehaoyouliebiaobujianle，querdaizhideshiyigejiaozuotiantinghongbaoqundequnliao。
zhongxinshuaxin，haoyouliebiaoli，shiyigegeyitiantingshenxianmingmingdetouxiang。
youtaishanglaojun，yangjian，yuelao，qianliyan，shunfenger，jianzhishibatianshangdeshenxiandoujuqile。
“gaibuhuishizhonglebingduba？”yexuanyizhenyumen，guoranwangshangdoushipianrende，bianyimeihaohuo。
叮！
zheishi，yitiaoweixinqunliaoxiaoxitiaolechulai，yexuanbennengdediankai。
哇奥！
tadengdayanjing，yizhenmeng。
“gongxitiantingyouzengjiaxinchengyuan，tianwangdada，nishibushigaibiaoshiyixia？”shuozheijuhuadeshitaibaijinxing。
“shia，laiyigehongbaohuanyingyixia。”yuelao。
“zheibushiyiqunshenjingbingba？zhenyiweiqigeshenxianmingzi，jiuchengshenxianle？”yexuankandenaomenheixianzhimao，ganjuezijishijinleyigejingshenbingrenliaotianqun。
dangran，yeyoukenengshishoujichulewenti，zijijinleyigeyouxiqun，zheixiejiahuodouyongshenxianmingzidangnicheng。
xianzaiwanyouxi，douxihuanchuangbanjiazu，yiqianyexuanjiuzhidaojigewandnfdedajiazu，shenmebaqihuangchao，shenmesanrentang，doushitongyidemajiamingming，youxilimianshenmemingzi，weixinqunliyeyongshenme，fangbiandajiayiqizhuang。
jiuxiangzijidenichengxiaonai，buyeshigenjuyibudianshijuqude。
叮！
yigehongbaocongqunlitiaolechulai。
tiantingzengzhangtianwangfaleyigehongbao。
yudaohongbaobuqiangtianlinanrong，yexuanyebuguanzheiqunrenshibushijingshenbingyuanchulaide，zhijiekaiqiang。
zuoweiduoniandanshengou，neishousujueduibuyonghuaiyi，hongbaochulaiyimiaozhong，tayijingdiankai，“gongxiniqiangdao20gongdedian。”
hongbaoyichu，yixiazimaochuyiqunqianshuide，zixiaxianzi：“tianwangdadabugoudafang，renjiacaiqiangdao10gongdedian，koumen。”
“ganxietianwangdadadehongbao，ainiyiwannian。”tudishenfaleyigemaimengdebiaoqing。
“ha，juranyouxinrenjinlaile？”chiguotianwanghaoxiangfaxianlexindalu，wendao：“erdi，mingtianputilaozushouchen，nizhunbeileshenmeshouli？”
“woziyoudasuan。”zengzhangtianwangshenmidehuileyiju。
yexuanmeiyouzhuyitamenshuoshenme，ershidingzhehongbaoshangmian20gongdedian，biaoqingshifenjingcai，ninanziyu：“zhei20gongdedianshishenmegui？buyinggaishi20kuaiqianma？”
“xiaonaidaoyou，zaima？”zheishihou，yitiaosixindanlechulai。
yexuankanleyiyannicheng，wendao：“zengzhangtianwang，youshenmeshima？”
“daoyou，woyougebuqingzhiqing，ninengbunengjiewoyidiangongdedian？zuijingenxiongdimendamajiang，gongdediandoushuguangle，mingtianputilaozuwannianshouchen，woxiangyaosongyiliangpaoche，keshoutou......”
“跑车？”
yexuanyizhenwuyu，zheiqunrenshizhenfengleba，faguolaidehongbaoshigongdedian，zhengzheyanshuoxiahuayaojiegongdedianmaipaoche，haidamajiang......
能不能再扯淡一点？
“haoa。”buguoyexuanyanjingyizhuandayingxialai，xihuanwanshiba，neijiupeiniwan，shuodao：“keshiwoyemeiyougongdedian，danwokeyisongniyiliangdingjidechaopao。”
zengzhangtianwangshunjiangaoxingdeshouwuzudao，mangdao：“xiaonaidaoyou，taiganxiele，zheigerenqingwozengzhangtianwangmeichinanwang。”
“hehe。”yexuanqingxiaoyisheng，guyidao：“dannizaitiantinga，wozenmebapaochejinisongguoqu？”
“xiaonaidaoyou，buzhidaonixianzairenzaihechu？”
yexuanfanlefanbaiyan：“gennibuduilu，wozairenjian。”
“......”
zengzhangtianwangyizheneran，banshang，tacaihuiguoshenlai，jingyadao：“xiaonaidaoyou，nimeipianwoba？yijingshangqiannianle，tiantingmeiyouyigeshenxiankeyixiajie。”
还来劲了是吧？
zhenshishenjingbing，shuodeyoubiziyouyan。
yexuanganjuesuoranwuwei，genzheiqunshenjingbingchedanzhenmeiyisi，zhishigangzhunbeibulihui，zengzhangtianwangyoufalaixiaoxi。
“xiaonaidaoyou，jiarunizhendezairenjian，zhixujiangpaocheshaodiao，ranhouxinzhongmoniannantianmenzengzhangtianwangshou，ziranhuiyouliudingliujiabadongxidailainantianmenzheili。”
lenglengqingqingdenantianmen，zengzhangtianwangzhenzhuoleyixiayuyan，zheicaibaxinxifaguoqu，zuijiaoquedaizhelengxiao，“zheixinlaiyetaibudongguijule，juranxiaoqianwo，hairenjian，hunongsheini。”
六丁六甲？
nizenmebushuochengshunfengxiaogeni，haijinisongdaonantianmen。
buguoyitaitou，yexuankandaotiezaiqiangshangdehaibao，heiheixiaoleqilai，“zengzhangtianwang，jiranshiputilaozuguoshengri，wobusongdiandongxishuobuguoqu。zheiyanghaole，woyicixingjinishaoliangliangpaoche，nibangwodaiyixia，rangtalaorenjiahuanzhekai。”
tabashoujidiuzaichuangshang，zhanqilaibaqiangshangdeqichehaibaosixialai，ranhouyongjiandaobapaochedetupianjianxialai。
yiliangbujiadiweilong，yilianglaosilaisihuanying。
baozhehaowandexinli，tazhaolaiyigexilianpenyongdahuojijiangtupiandianzhe，zaixinzhongmonianzhenantianmenzengzhangtianwangshou。
天庭，南天门。
zhengkaozhezhuzifadaidezengzhangtianwangturankandaojidaoxiaguangfeilai，liangliangpaochechuxianzaitamianqian。
“zhendeshibujiadiweilonghelaosilaisihuanying，nandaozheigexiaonaidaoyouzhendezairenjian？”zengzhangtianwangchadiantiaoqilai，yizhenmenghoulianmangtaochushoujifaleyitiaoxiaoxi。
shaolepaoche，yexuanzhongxinhuidaochuangshang，tongshixinlianzihaoxiao，kannijiexialaizenmeyan。
嗡！
shoujizhendongleyixia，yexuanbashoujinaqilai，jiukandaozengzhangtianwangjizijifaleyitiaoxinxi，“haishixiaonaidaoyoudaqi，mingtianzheiliangliangjiazhilianchengdepaochesongguoqu，baozhengbaqitashenxiandoubixiaqu，putilaozuyigaoxing，wojiukeyishengzhijiaxin，yingqunvshenxianle。”
“nihaichayijuzoushangrenshengdianfeng！”yexuanyizhenhaoxiao。
“hehe，jiushizheigeyisi，xiaonaidaoyoujiushihuishuohua。”
zengzhangtianwangpaizhemapi：“xiaonaidaoyounitaihaoshuangle，nifangxinzheigeenqingwoyidingjizaixinli，zhengqiaowozaisundashengneixuedaolerumendehuoyanjinjing，jiusongjidaoyouni，xiaoxiaoxinyi，suanshiwodebaoda。”
jinjiezhe，zengzhangtianwangdehongbaojiufaguolai。
“suiranshirumendehuoyanjinjing，danyenenggoucongbiaomiankantoubenzhi，nidongde，heihei，xianbushuole，womangqule，yihoulianxi。”
“huoyanjinjing，sundasheng？”
yexuanganjuezheijiahuoyuelaiyuenengchedan，yandehuolinghuoxiande，aosikadouqiantayigexiaojinren。
buguoyanjianhongbaofaguolai，limiannapazhiyouyifenqianyeshiai，renbuzhudiankai。
yidaohongguangshanguo，zaiyexuanzhenjingdemuguangxia，yimeigupodeyujianluorutashouxinli，jiezheyujianhuachengyidaoguangmangzuanrutademeixinzhong。
yexuangandaonaozhongyizhenweiweicitong，jiezhenaohaizhongshanguo“huoyanjinjing—rumen。”
huoyanjinjing，rumenji，keyikantouyiqieshiwudebenzhi。
“xuechengle？”yaoleyaotou，yexuanmingxianganjuezijideshilitishenglewushubei，lianduimianqiangshangxixiaodehuichendoukandeyiqingerchu。
waao，nandaozhendeshishenxian？！
zuoweiyimeidasidanshenwang，takeshiliannvhaizidexiaoshoudoumeiyouqianguo。
xiangdaoxuexiaolineiyidaodaoqingchunqianlideshenying，yingyingyanyandemeinvxueshengmen，yexuanjidongdeluchuyimoweixiao。