第1章
zheitianwanshang，suyuezaizijiachaoshidianwanhuo，zhengzhunbeiguanmen，menkouturanlailegeqiguaideren。
tachuanzheyitaolaojiudeganlanlvjunzhuang，hunshenshangxiachongmanleyanggangzhiqi。
哇，帅气兵哥！
suyueyanjingdunshiliangle，liangbushangqian：“hi，shuaige？zheiyifubucuo，yo，zahaishoushangle？”
kandaoshuaigegebozaimaoxue，taliketiexindinalegechuangkoutieguoqu。
zicongfumuguoshihou，suyuebianjichenglezijiadexiaochaoshi。
xianzaiwanggouhuobao，putongshitidianbuhaojingying，suyuejingguozaisankaolv，bajialideputongchaoshigaichenglezhuanmenjingyinglaoguohuodedifang。
xiangshenmelaoshidehufupin，laoshidegaodian，laoshidefuzhuang......xiaochaoshimanmanyouleqise，rangtashenghuoyoulezheluo，congcizaiyebuyongchaojiuwanwudejitongqin，gengbuyongmaozhecusidefengxianzaigezijianaoyejiaban。
buguodacongtajingyingqiteselaoguohuo，dianlijingchanghuichuxiantesedabandeguke，qizhongbufawancosde。
suyueyiweizheiweishuaigeyeshiqizhongyiyuan——tashenshangdejunzhuangkuanshisuiranbijiaolaojiu，dantazhangdeshizaitaiyangyanle！jianmeixingmu，gaobibochun，neilunkuofenmingdelianpang、jianyijieshidexiahexian，tuotuodejianmolian，yingjundejianzhibuxiangzhenren！
简直太帅了！
suyueyanmaoxingxing，haoxindebachuangketiesikaidiguoqu。
junzhuangnanrenzhoumei：“xiexie，wobuxuyao。”
“nizenmekenengbuxuyao，qiaonidegebohaizailiuxueni！”
suyuedadandezhuazhushuaigedegebo，jirouxianzhiliuchang，jinshiyouli，yikanjiulianguo......xiayimiao，suyueyanqianyishan，ranhoujiubeiyigepiaoliangdeguojianshuaishuaizaidishang。
“扑通！”
suyuehaobantianmeihuiguoshenlai，zhijierangshuaimengle！
huanghuleliangmiaozhong，suyueyukuwulei，“ni，ganmashuairen？”
junzhuangshuaigezheicaiyishidaobudui，ganjinfuren：“baoqian，woyiwei......”
“以为什么？”
suyueshengqi，“yiweiwoyaotouxini？wobuguojiushikandaonigeboshangliuxuele，xiangjinitieyixia，nijiuzheimeshuaiwo？haoxindangzuolvganfei！”
junzhuangnanrenhanyan，“baoqian，wogangcaijiushixiayishidefanying，yebushichengxinshuaini。”
suyuedaoshimeiyoushuaiteng，jiushijishuaimengle，
xiangzheizhongguojianshuai，tazhizaishipinlikandaoguo，zenmeyemeixiangdaohuilundaoziji！
junzhuangnanrenbasuyuefuqilai，suyuesuiranshengqi，kemianduizheizhanglian，shizaishiqibujiu，
tabachuangketiesaijinanren，“jinizheige！”
nanrendengdayanjing，“zheishizuoshenmeyongde？”
“chuangketie？nibuzhidao？”
zheicilundaosuyuezhenjingle，zheiniantouhaiyourenburenshichuangketie，bieshizhuangdeba？
tahaoxindebananrendeyixiuziluqilai，zaishangkoutieshangchuangketie，yuanbenbudadeshangkouhenkuaizhilexue。
nanrenjingyadidingzhechuangketie，xiangshifaxianzaixindalu，“zheidongxijingranduizhixuezheimeguanyong？nihaiyouma？wonengmaima？”
suyuebajutaishangfangzhedeneihechuangketietuiguolai，“zheishiyunnanbaiyaodechuangketie，yihewushipian，shiwukuai。”
nanrenjidongdedebahezizhuaguoqu，“zheihewodouyaole，nihaiyouma？”
这个还真的没有。
suyuejiujinlezheimeyihechuangketie，gangcaijizheigenanrenyongleyipian，xianzaihaishengxiasishijiupian。
“wojiuzhiyouzheimeyihe，duolemeiyou。”
“那我全都要了。”
junzhuangnanrenshengpasuyuefanhui，jinjindebaneihechuangketiezhuazaishouzhong，zheicaiyouzhuanshenguoqutiaoxuanshangpin。
“真的个怪人！”
suyuekandezhiyaotou，zheinanrenzhangdeshizhenjun，kenaozihaoxiangbutaihaoshi。
piankehou，nanrennazheguantou、mianbao、yasuobingganzhileideshipindaoshouyintaijiezhang。
suyuenaqisuanpankaishijiesuan。
bijingshilaoguohuoxiaochaoshi，zhudahuaijiufeng，jiuliansuanzhang，suyueyeshiyongdesuanpan，zheiyesuanshitazheigexiaochaoshidetese。
“yigongqishiqikuaisan！”
suiranduifangmaidedongxibushao，danlaoguohuozhudadejiushijialianwumei，zhuandeyezhishiyingtouxiaoli。
ruoshihuanchengbiedechaoshi，zheidianlirunpashijiudeguanmendajile。danzheibijingshisuyuezijiadefangzi，yebuxuyaochufangzu，zhiyongchugeshuidianfei，zaijiashangquanbudianyuanjiuzhiyoutayigeren，napalirunhenboyenengmianqiangkaizhi。
junzhuangnanrenzhoulezhoumei，ranhoumochuyibarenminbi，youlingyouzheng，zuihoushuleqishiqikuaisanjiaochulai。
suyue：“......”
bushi，zheigemenershishuatadeba？zheiniantousheichumenshenshangdaizheimeduolingqian？xianzaidajiajibenshangdoushiyongdianzizhifu！
jiusuanshishanglenianjidelaoren，oueryoudaixianjinde，yeshibaiyuandachao，xiangzheiyanglingsuidepiaozi，tahaizhenshi＝henshaojian！
nanrenbalingqianfangzaijushenshang，zhuanshenjiuwangwaizou。
suyuecaibalingqiannaqilaiyikan，zheichaopiaogenbenjiubushixianzailiutongde！
shiyiduilaopiaozi，dankanzhebuxiangjiade，erqiemaosixianzaijiubideshengzhikongjian，yetinggaode。
suyuebianmeilihuinanren，guanledianmen，naqishouji，zheiyiyanjiubudajin，zhijiebatajilehuaile！
tashoudaodejuranshi1962nianfaxingderenminbi！
zheitaorenminbizaozai2000niantingzhiliutong，zaishimianshangjihujueji，ketajintianjuranshoudaoleliuzhangshiyuanderenminbi！
taganjinbaxianjinyouqingdianleyibian，zheiciyoufaxianwuzhangwuyuan、yizhangliangyuan、yizhangliangjiao、yizhangyijiaoderenminbi。
shiyuanhewuyuanderenminbidoushiputongbanjihubuzhiqian，danxianzaideshougoujiageyezaisanbaikuaiyishang。neizhangerjiaoderenminbishihongsantudanzhang，muqianshichangjiashiyibaisanshiqi，yesuanshibuzhiqiande。erneizhangyijiaoderenminbijuranshibeilvwushuiyindanzhang，muqiandeshichangjiashiyiwaner！
yejiushishuo，zheiliuzhangshiyuanderenminbishizhiyiqianba，wuzhangwuyuanshizhiyiqianqibaiwu，zaijiashangerjiaoheyijiaoderenminbi，hejiyiwanwuqianliubaibashiqi，tayaofale！
gangcaitazonggongmailebudaoyibaikuaidedongxi，shoudaodejiubijuranshizhijinyiwanwu，zheilirunkedalequle。zidatajingyingzheixiaochaoshiyilai，haizhenmeiyoujianguozheimegaodelirun，zheikebatajigaoxinghuaile。
xiaoxindebajiubishouqilai，suyuekaishihusiluanxiang，yaoshigangcaineigenanrennengjingchangchuxianjiuhaole，neitajiuzhendekeyizhuanshangyidabile！
suyuejidongdeyigewanshangdoumeishuihaojue，diertianzaoshangjiudaizhezheixiejiubiquguwanshichangzhaolinjuzhangdayebangmangjianding。
zhangdayekandaozheijizhangrenminbi，jidongdeshengyindoushidoude：“nizheixiechaopiaoshicongnalilaide？nizhibuzhidaozheirenminbi，xianzaishichangshangzaoyijingtingzhiliutongle？”
suyueannazhujidongdexinqing，guzuopingjing，“zheishiwowuyizhongshoudaode，woyoubushihuo，caixiangzhaonijiandingyixia。”
zhangdayehesujiashilaolinjule，tayizhidouzaiguwanshichangkaideyoudianmian，zhuyaoshoudejiushiyoubi，zheifangmiandongxingdehen。
jiansuyuezheimeshuo，taguoduandenachuneizhangyijiaoqiandezhibi，“guangshizheizhangyijiaodejiushizhiyiwaner！”
zhangdayeshougouyoubizheimejiule，haihenshaojianguozheizhangbeilvwushuiyindanzhangyijiaoderenminbi，zheizhangrenminbiwulunshicongchengsehaishibaocunjiazhilaikan，doushijipin。
“yatou，nizheizhangchubuchu？”