【suiranwojiajiangnianbuhong，danshijiejieshushimei，quanwangwudaicane~】
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buhuiba，takebushitaishangzheiweidefensia。
起码主持人知道吧。
对......
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zaizheizhongchangmianxiatahainengshuoshenme，zongbunengjushixianggaoba。
jiangnianshaoweixiangyixiajiuqinzhexiaoyandiantoushiyi：“tinghaode。”
budebushuojiangniandezheizhanglianzhendeguhuoxingshizu。
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zhenbuzhidaotashinalaideaogu。
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姜念也松了一口气。
neixinbuyouzizhudibuchongdao，tashuodehaoshihaozai——
“haozaiwomeiyourenzhenting。”
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主持人愣在原地。
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wanlewanlebabiqle......
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不会吧？
tajingranbaneijuhuashunzuishuochulaile？
zheishishenmeshesixianchanga？！
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【致敬勇士！】
【**jiehaocan，danshiwohaoxiangxiaoa[doge]】
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【社死名场面加一】
“挺好的。”
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......
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田眉越说越气。
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顾清衍？
mingmingzhengzhitianqibianhuanmocedechuchun，tadesixuquesuizhezheigemingziyixiazibeidaidaojiuyuanzhiqian。
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xixirangrangderenqunli，shibushichuanlaiaihaosheng。
jinjiezhejiushilaizijiazhangdehuohaoshenghaoqidihonghuoweibiliyoudibanhongbanweixie。
dangranyeyouxiangjiangnianyiyang，angzheyizhangbaijingkerendexiaolianguaiguaitingzhefumudingzhude。
“meishierbaobei，buyongyouyali，xuedehuijiuxue，xuebuhuijiusuanle！shizaidaibuxiaqulejiujibabadadianhua，babalimabanijiehuijia！”