第2章
什么鬼？
rangjingyushenzaiyidebushinvrenshuodeneijumomingqimiaodehua，ershitadanganyongshouguazhutadebozi！
“nishishei？”jingyushenchuixiayanlian，nishizheyanqianzheigedandabaotiandenvren！
zhijiantayizhangjianjiandeguazilian，wuguanxiumei，lianshangyizhangtuzhexianyanmeihongsekouhongdewanmeichunxingyouqiyinrenzhumu。jiershineiyishuangpushanzhexiuzhangjiemaodedayanjing，yichangjiling，haoxiangyanjingzhayizha，jiuyouyiduzihuaizhuyiside。
jingyushenjianguodemeilinvrenduolequle，youdenvrentianshengbunengshangzhuang，yituzhimofenjiuxiandeyongsu。
yanqianzheigenvrendezhuanghuadehennong，queyidianbuaiyan。lianshangheishihei，baishibai，ganganjingjing。fangruoqiangwei，qinglibiren，yanerbusu。
yuanxidehuidaquesudediaozha，“xiangfenghebicengxiangshi，xiansheng，nizhangdezheimeshuai，buruwomen......”shouzhizainanrenshoushangkoulekou，yanshenwangjiudianliyipiao，anshidefeichangmingxian。
tazheiyangshuo，jingyushenjiumingbaile。
jintianwanshangtayingjigekehuyaoqinglaizheilichifan，chidaobantuquefaxianzijizhonglezhao，hunshenzhire！
zheinvrenwuyishineixiekehusonglaitaohaotadele！
tapingshengzuitaoyanzheizhongxiasanlandezhaoshu，buzhidaonagebuzhangyandedongxi，hailai？！
“谁派你来的？”
“ruguowoshuoshishounishenshangheermengdexiyin，nixinma？”yuanxishuodebanzhenbanjia，yinweikuchazhongheermengyichaobiao，dequehuifachujingbao。
俗得掉渣！
zhenyiweizhangdeyizhanghaolianheyifuhaoshencaijiunengxiyintalema？
shenmeshihoutajingyushenjilebierenzheizhongwuhui！
jingyushenzaixinlipingjialeyitong，zuishangqueshuodao：“henhao，woyeyouzheizhongyisi！tuo！”
yuanxichileyijing，“zaizheilima？”
jingyushenzhenglezhengbeiyuanxilazhoudexizhuang，meishaoyanjiaoyunzangzhebinicangshengdeaoqi，kannvrenhaoxiangkanlajiyiyang，“bukeyima？”
ruguozheidouzuobudao，jiusuanshichulaimaide，yemeizhiyedaode！haishibuyaolangfeitashijianle！
yuanxishenshangbufushudejingtouyixiabeijifalechulai。
“xiansheng，nizhendeshiwojianguodezuitebiedenanrenle！”yuanxipixiaoroubuxiao！“worangnikankan，shajiaoganyixingaiyixing！”
yuanxishuowan，shenshangmeihongsedewaitaowangnanrenhuailiyireng，dangjizuoleyigexiayaodedongzuo。
neiyaozhenshiruanna，dazhangtuizhenyoujing，xiayaojiushidu，haizaijixuwangxia！
jiudiandatingjuranyourendangzhongtiaoyanwu，lijiyinqilechiguaqunzhongdezhuyi。
“wa，youyourenjijingdashaosongnvrena，shangcisongdeneigehaijidema？shibeiboguangleyifurengchulaide！”
“zheiyoushenme，jushuohaiyourenyinweijiyujingdashaodemeise，zairenqunzhongduokanletayiyan，xianxiebeiwadiaoyanjingde。”
“womenxianbiezou，kankanzheinvrendengxiashizenmechulaide！”
众：叽叽呱呱！
yuanxidezhuyilidouzaizijidedongzuoshang，pangbiandeyiluntingdebutaizhenqie！
什么景大少？
nandaozheinanrenhaishimoujianiulangdiandetoupaibucheng？
bansuizhezheixiemomingqimiaodeyilun，yuanxiyijingyuewuyuewangjiudianshenliqule。
tadeshentishitianshengshihetiaowude，sizhixiuzhang，yaozhirouren，lianshangbuxiaoyedaisanfenmeitai。
nanrenzaiyuanxixinlishishenme？
jiushiyipaizhengqipailiezaizhanshijushangdejiqirenmoxing，tamendemeiyigewenlutadouqingqingchuchu，suoyijinguanjingyushenqidubufan，zaitaxinli，yemeishenmebuyiyang。
tabajingyushendangchengjiqirenmoxing，raozhetazuogezhongyundong。
meiyigedongzuo，meiyigeyanshen，dounengbananrenzhaogudeshutanfeichang，bingjiangzijideganshouyechuandajita。
jingyushenxinlibenlaiyipianbiyi，xiangzhedengxiazhiyaozheigenvrentuoleyifu，jiujiangtayijiaochuaichuqu，buzhibujuezhong，zijideganjuejingranbeizheinvrenqianzoule。
zhongyudaolejingyushenchangnianzuyongdefangjianli，yuanxikannanrenyijingjinruzhuangtai，qiaoqiaojiangzhuazishenjinyifuli......
ranhou，yuanxiguiyiditaiqitoulaikanlenanziyiyan，taleile！
她无处下手！
yinweixinpianzaikuchadediduan，yuanxixiangyaowanchengrenwu，anzhaozheizhongshitou，bixuyaojiangkuchatuoxialaicaikeyiwancheng！
jiuzaiyuanxixiangyibachaikainanrendepidaideshihou，jingyushenyibajiangnvrenlaqilai。
“nizaiganshenme？”nanrendingzhenvrendelianweixianqieyinchen！
怎么这么难搞？
yuanxiyilianshanxiao：“xiansheng，ruguowoshuowoconglaimeijianguozheimeangguidekucha，xiang**xinshangyixia，nixinma？”
信你才有鬼！
jingyushenshoubeiyishuai，jiangyuanxishuaidaochuangshang，zijiyeweixiandikaojin。
元晞心里一突。
tashilainakuchazhongdexinpiande，erbushijizheinanrensongkaiweixiaodianxinde！
yaoshibeichiganmojing，qibushikuidafale。
yuanxibeinanrenlangsididingzhe，heiyanzhuguluguluzhuan。“xiansen，woni，jiubushixiangxinshangnidekucha，womenlaiwandianxiaoyouxi，nikanchengma？”
yuanxihendeyayangyang，haizhenxiangbananrenchouyidun！