“niangniang,nindeshenzibenjiunanshouyun,haoburongyihuaishangzheiyitai,haibushigeer,jianglainashenmebangshenni!”
“nubidouyijingdadianhaole,neijianonghudehaizicaishengchan,shigejieshidenanwa,zhiyaoqiaoqiaobaxiaojunzhubaochuquhuanle,juebuhuiyourenhuaiyineinanhaibushiniangniangqinshengde!”
jiangjiujiuganjuezijizhengtangzaiyigeruanhuhudehuaili,erbianhaiyougengyandekusheng。
tazhengkaiyan,jiukanjianyigepiaoliangyiyizhengzhengzheyanleilianliankanzheta:“kezheishiwodeqingurou,wozenmerenxinjiangtasongqunonghujialichikua……”
啊咧?
guntangdeleidizaitaxiaolianshang,neiweipiaoliangyiyiyanquanfanhong,liansecangbai,kanshangquyiliandebushe,rangjiangjiujiuyoudianmangran。
zheishinaliya?piaoliangyiyiyoushisheiwa?tabushiyijingweilezhengjiucangshengxianjizijilema?
huangusizhou,tayihuoyaoqilexiaoshoushou。
zheilihaoxiangbushitiangong,buguopangbianbailehaoduopiaoliangdefanjianbaobei,fangziyexiudehenpiaoliang,zhuzihefangliangdoudiaozhehua。
“aiyou,wodeniangnianga,ninkeyidingyaoxiangqingchua!”
jiangjiujiuhaimeinongqingchuzhuangkuang,shouzaipiaoliangyiyishenpangdepoziquezheleji:“ninruoshishebudexiaojunzhuchiku,rihoubianduowangneinonghujialisongxieyinzi,neinonghunanbuchenghaiganrangzanmenhuaiyangwangfudejinzhiyuyeshouweiqu?”
“dengdaoxiaojunzhuzhangdaxie,ninxungeyoutouquxiangxiajiexiaojunzhuhuilai,jiushuoyuxiaojunzhutouyuan,shouweiyangnv,daoshihoushiziyeyeshininde,qingurouyezaishenbian,bushiliangquanqimeima?”
tingjianzheihua,baozhetaneipiaoliangyiyimingxiandongyaole,zhiyaozhechunbandingdingdingzheta,yanshenjiujie:“hao……jiuannishuodezuo!”
jiangjiujiujuechuxiebuduijing。
zheigepozikanshangqubuxianghaorenlie!neimanliandezheziroudouduizhejiaxiao,yishuanglaoshuyanguluguluzhuanzhe,haoxiangzhengdazheshenmehuaixinsi!
taxiayishishenshou,xiangtixingrangyiyibietingtadehua,zhangzuiquemaochuyidaonaijijidekusheng:“waa~”
哈?!
怎么个情况?
jiangjiujiuyihuokanzhezijineishuanggenlingjidezhuazichabuduodadebainenxiaoshou,dadadeyanjingxiemanmangran。
xianzaideta,juranbianchenglegemeiyoulinglidexiaonaiwawa!
jiangjiujiushouzuwucuo,eqianquehuranliangqileyidaojinguang,daduanhuiyiyongjinnaohai。
……!
tajuranchuandaoleyigehuabenzili,xianzaideshenfen,shihuaiyangwangzhengfeixulingqinggangshengxiadexiaojunzhu,yuanbenyinggaishibeishoutengaidejinzhiyuye,queshengxialaijiubeibaochulefu。
yuanzhudeniangniangsuirangentadiediehuaiyangwangjiangkedikangliqingshen,queyizhiwusuochu,haoburongyizaisanshisuizheiniancaihuaishangta,xinliqishigengxiwangyaoyigedizide。
shenbiandemamabiancuanduoxulingqingjiangtagenzijiabiaoqindeerzitihuan,huayanqiaoyushuoneinonghuhuizhaoguhaohaizi,hongdexulingqingdayingxialai。
neigegenyuanzhuduidiaodenanhaisuishuozaifuzhongyeguodebuhao,daodishiyouwangfushizideshenfen,zongguibuzhiyushoukushouzui。
eryuanzhuqueyichufujiubeizheimamamaijirenyazi,songquqinglouzuoleyahuan,daxiaochibubaochuanbunuan,haiyaosihouhuakui,caishiersuijiubeibizhemaishen。
yuanzhushisibucong,beihuohuodasi!lianzijiqindieniangdoumeijianguo!
jiuming!tacaibuxiangbeizheimezhemo!
kemeidengtaxiangchuburangzijibeisongzoudebanfa,xulingqingyijingbaozhetawanbanbushedeqinleqin,henxiaxinjiangtadijineimama:“jianghaizidaizouba,qiejibuyaolouchushenmemajiao,yidingyaozhaoguhaota!”
“niangniang,ninjiufangxinba。”
pozizuijiaogouqiyisidechengdexiao,baoqijiangjiujiubianchaomenwaizou。
jiangjiujiuxiaolianhedeshabai,xiaojiaoyaheruanhuhudexiaoshounulizhengzha,quebeibaobeiyiguo,quanranmeifazhengzha。
【完蛋啦!】
【niangqin,nibuyaorangtabawodaizouya!tadoushipiannide!yihuitabawomaiquqinglouli,nijiuzaiyejianbudaowola,wuwuwu……jiuming,wocaibuxiangtiantianaidahaiyaobeibizhejieke,wanyisilewoyehuibuqutiangongzenmebanya?】
xulingqingzhengzhengzhengdingzhenverdexiaolianfadai,hurantingjianneijinghuangdexiaonaiyin,huxiyizhi。
ganggangneishishenmeshengyin?sheizaijiaoniangqin?zongbunengshitagangchushengdenverba?
kenayoucaichushengdehaizihuishuohuadeni?
tazhengzaixiangshibushizijisongzouhaizineixinqianjiuchanshenglehuanjue,neishengyinquezaicixiangle。
【zheigeliumamaheneiduinonghubenlaihaikeyijiwoyitiaohuolu,napabawozhengchangyangzaijialiyehao,jieguojuranyinweipadiaohuanhaizideshiqingjianglaibeichaichuan,zhijiebawowanghuokenglitui,haipianniangqinshuowosile!】
【niangqinshengwodeshihoushentijiubutaihao,shibushihaixinkouteng,zheiyixiashoubuzhudajizhijielianmingdoudiule,a!tamenjianzhitaihuaile!】
xulingqingzhouranzuanjinlequan,zhijuexinkouyoushiyizhenteng!
nanbuchengzheizhenshitanverdeshengyin?
liumamazheienu,zhenhuibatadeguroumaiquneizhongazadifangrangtashoucuotuo,haizheiyangkuangpianta?
yankanzhetayaojianghaizibaozou,xulingqingdexinyuelaiyuehuang,zhijuehaoxiangzhenyaogennvertianrenyongge!
tabuganzaiyouyu,chaozheliumamaliheyisheng:“zhanzhu!baxiaojunzhubaoguolai!”
liumamashentiyijiang,yanshenxianranyouxiexinxu,quezhuangchuyifujiaojiguanqiedemoyang:“niangniangshishebudexiaojunzhule?ninbiedanwule,wangyeyijingzaiganhuilaidelushangle,zaibujiangxiaojunzhubaochuqu,pashijiumeijihuilea!”
“ninjinhouyaoshixiangjunzhu,yekeyiqiaoqiaochuqukande,hebiyaozaizheigejieguyan……”
xulingqingqiaozhetaneifubizijihaishangxindemoyang,bianjuechulexieyichang。
zheiyebushitaniangjiadailaidejiashengnucai,zenmeganweitamaozheimedadexian?
tamouziliangleliang,zhangkoudao:“biyan,jiangxiaojunzhubaoguolai!”
neipozihuangleshen,haiyaoshuoshenme,houzaiwaimiandebiyanyijingdabuzoujinlai,hengtayiyanjianghaizibaozou,shunshiyijiaochuaizaitaxiaotuishang。
“niangniangdehuaniyeganbutingle?zhaoda!”
poziyanzhongshanguoyisibugan,queyezhinengweiweinuonuoguixia:“shi,nubigaisi,dannubiyeshiweileniangniangzhexianga!”
xulingqinglengyankanzhetaweizhandeshou,molexiadingjuexin:“biyan,jiangzheipozidafachuqu,zixixiechuli,bierangtashuochubugaishuodehua,zaiqubinggaowangye,bianshuowohexiaojunzhumunvpingan。”