第一章 星君让她穿成了炮灰!

“dimei,nikeyaoxiangqingchua,zheishihuangnian,yanghaiziduoburongyia!”

“zhongyixianzaiyemeile,nijialirenyoubukanzhongni,nengyangzhangdekezhiyouwomenjinjia,burujiubazheinvwamailehuandiankouliang……zanmenyijiarennenghuoxialaicaishiyaojinshia!”

erbianyourenzaikukoupoxinshuozheshenme,haiyounvziyinyuedechuoqisheng。

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neipangnvrenyanzhongshanguobunai,quenaizhexingzixunxunshanyou:“erqiehaizisongchuqu,yeshiyaoxiangfule,chengliyouweiyuanwaijialiyizhimeiyouguinv,caixiangzhemaiyigenvhaieryangzhe,zanmenjiazongguiyangbuhuohaizile,burujitayitiaochuluni?”

“yaobushiwomenjiaojiaoyijingzhishile,wojiubajiaojiaojisongqule!”

baozhetadenvziyaojinlechunban,xinligengjiajiujiele。

jinyuanbaokanzhemianqiandeliangren,huanguyiquansizhoupolandefangzi,qingleqingsangzixiangshuomingzijideshenfen,kaikouqueshiyishengnaihuhudeyingning:“wa~”

?!

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yanxiazhengzhihuangnian,xunchangrenjiafandouchibubao,jinlaotaipianchongdasunnv,yaorangjinjiaojiaomeitianheyangnai,chijidan,bineichenglideqianjin**douguodezirun。

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“嫂子,你等等!”

weiminqiuzuichundouyaochulexue,kanzhemianqian**nendexiaonaituan,yanleidakedakewangxiaza:“wo……woyuanyibahaizisongzou。”

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shuozhe,tabianbaozhejinyuanbaoyaowangwaizou。

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【bieabiea!niang!nibierangtabawobaozou!zheinvrengenbenbushiyaobawosongquxiangfu,shiyaobawomaijiyuanwaijiadeshaerzizuotongyangxi!】

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dangangchushengdehaizizenmekenenghuishuohua?

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【neigeshazihaidarenni!wogangbeibaohuiqujiubeitashuaizaidishangchadiansile,suiranmingdameichushenmeshi,zhangdayidianjiukaishitiantianbeitada!wushiyijiajiunazhemaiwodeqiandaizhejinjiaojiaoquhuihuole!】

【houlaiwodiehuilai,tamenhaishuoshiniangtantufuguimailewo……jiuming!wobuyaoneimecan!xingjunnigaisia!!】

韦敏秋瞳孔一缩!

chadianbeishuaisi,haiyaotiantianaida?!nandaozhenshitanverdeshengyin?

weiminqiuxintiaorulei,zhijuedenaoziyipiankongbai,shentiquexiayishizuochufanying:“zhanzhu!”

wushihuyitingzhujiaobu,yuqibushan:“zenmeledimei?”

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“doushuohaoledeshiqing,zenmenengfanhui?!”

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weiminqiuliangqiangshuaidao,fubuyizhenjutong,yankanhaizibeibaozou,muziyulie!

taxiangpaqilaizhui,duzihetuijianquefenwaiteng,zhanqilaidoujiannan。

【娘!】

【jiuming!jiuming!simingxingjunnigaisia!juranzheimewanwo!】

jinyuanbaoleiyanwangwangkanzheweiminqiu,xiaojiaoyazaiqiangbaoliluandeng,liangengshiqidetonghong!

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