yishengsaozi，zhuererbianzhidaoduozaishenhouzheigenvhaijiushichiyue。
“nibieyiweiduozainisaozihoumianjiudangmeishi，nijingrandaiererlaijiuba?”
peiyexiaoshuozheihuadeshihouyaozhehoucaoya，yuqiyanli，tingdechiyuehunshenyizhen。
lianzhuererzhanyipangbujinyegenzhehaipaqilai。
chiyuedazhedanzi，congzhuerershenhoushenchunaodai：“womeiyouyuesaoziqujiuba，zhishixiangyuesaoziquduimiandeshaokaotan。”
shuozhechiyueshenshouwangneibianzhilezhi。
peiyexiaohezhuerershunzhetazhidefangxiangkanguoqu，dequeshiyoujijiashaokaotanzaineizhizhe。
manshichengshiyanhuodeganjue，kanshangquhenbucuodeyangzi。
suirangangchiwanhuoguo，zhuererhaishirenbuzhuyanleyankoushui。
peiyexiaozeshijinzhouzhemeitou，“nibuzhidaonisaozihuaiyunle?nidaitachulaichizheigelaji?”
迟悦立马闭嘴。
tameixiangdaozheiyexiaogejiehunlehaitingzhanlaopode。
tadequeshixiangdaizhuererlaichishaokao，danshishixiangzaipeiyexiaobuzaideqingkuangxia。
tayemeixiangdaozhuererhuihepeiyexiaoyiqilai，zaishuole，yunfuweishenmebunengchishaokao!
zhuereryaoleyaotou，：“haole，niyebieshuoyueyuele，huoguowodouchile，shaokaoyoushenmewentini?womeineimeerqi。”
shuozhe，zhuererzhuanshenqianqichiyuedeshou：“zouba，womenquduimianshaokaotanshuo。”
peiyexiaokanzhuererdoutongyile，buhaojixujijiao，zhihaogenzailiangrenhoumianzoudaoleshaokaotan。
chiyuelazhezhuererdeshou，bujinjitashulegemuzhi。
“嫂子牛逼啊!!”
zhuererqingqingpailepaitadeshou：“biehunao，dengxiasheidoumeidechile。”
chiyueganjuewuzhuzijidezuiba。
kanliangrenziranerrandizuolexialai，peiyexiaomeitoujinzhou，youxiexianqidikanzheneizhanghongsesuliaodengzi。
zhuererkanchutadexianqi，gangxiangnaguolai，bangtacaca。
peiyexiaoqiangzaitadeqianmian，choulezhangzhijin，suibiancaleliangxiabianzuolexialai。
chiyuerenshipeiyexiaozheimeduonian，haishidiyicikandaotachuxianzaishaokaotan。
jishishenchuanyishenxiuxianfu，yewanquanyangaibuzhutashenshangjinguideqizhi，yuzheilubianshaokaodiandeqichanggegeburu。
haihaoxianzaitianseyihei，zhouweidedengguangyebijiaoanchen，buranyaoshirangrenzhidaojiangchengshoufuzhengzailubiantanchishaokaobu，gujijiudeshangxinwenle。
zhuerergangchiwanhuoguobingbue，jiusuibianchilejichuanshucai，shengyudejibenshangdouchiyuechide。
“yueyue，wokeyizheiyangjiaoniba?”
“dangrankeyia，saozi!”
“nihaishijiaowoererba，buyongtaijujin。”zhongdianshiyizhibeihansaozi，duoshaoyouxiebuxiguan。
zhuererbamuqiandegongzuoshijindugentajianglegedagai。
“gongzuoshideshiqing，nizheibianyoushenmekanfama?”
chiyuebashoulideniurouchuanxuanwanle，helekoukele，huanhuandishuo：“wojuedemuqianlaikandouhaikeyi，womendedingweihenqingxi，jiushi20-30suizhijiannianqingnvxingdeqingshepinpai，zheigerenqunworenshiderenduo，zuoqixuanchuanlainanduyebuda。”
zhuererdiandiantou：“muqianwangluoyingxiaoliuxing，wokanquanziliyoubushaoqianjinxiaojiezaishejiaopingtaishangdeyingxiangliyebijiaoda，daoshikannengbunenglalongxia。”
“肯定可以。”
zhuererdetouxiankeshipeiyexiaodetaitai，xianbushuoneixieqianjinxiaojiegentaguanxihaobuhao，jiudanpingzheigetouxian，xiangyaoshenmexuanchuanmeiyouni。
erqiechiyuexiangxin，zhiyaozhuererxiangyao，peiyexiaoyoushenmebanbudao。
zheiyeshitayuanyigenzhuererhezuodelingwaiyigeyuanyin，nengshenghenduojingliquzhuanxingaosheji。
peiyexiaozhishianjingditingzheliangrenshuohua，kandaozhuererbuxiaoxinnongdaozuijiaoyouyitanyouji，tazirandichoulezhangzhijin，jitacadiao。
peiyexiaoturuqilaidedongzuorangzhuerertingxialezuilijujiaodedongzuo。
“怎么啦?”
“嘴角有点东西。”
chiyuewuzhuzijideyanjing：wobuyinggaizaizheili。
zhuererkandaochiyuededongzuo，lianyixiabianreleqilai。
“可以了!”
peiyexiaoshouhuishou，jixukanzheliangrenchidongxiliaotian。
yinweipeiyexiaodeqichangshizaishitaidale，liangrendegongzuoshiyoubushishenmedaxiangmu，youxiedongxidoubuhaoyisizaipeizongmianqianshuo。
liangrendoubutaiganzenmeshuohua，zheichangxiaoyehenkuaibianjieshule。
chiyuekandaopeiyexiaojizhuererkaichemendeshihou，yanjingyayididengda，youqishikandaopeiyexiaoshenshouhuzheta，fangzhitabeichedingpengdaonaodai。
tasuanshicongxiaogenzaipeiyexiaohoumianzhangdade，keconglaimeiyoujianguotaduisheizheimexixinguo。
kanlaizheizhuererzaitaxinlidediweiburongxiaoqu。
sanrenqianjiaoganglikaishaokaotan，houjiaopeiyexiaojiupashangleweiboresoubangdiyi。
mougouzibozhufalegeweibo：kanwoshenyeyudaosheizaichishaokao?
peitushipeiyexiaobachuanchuandijizhuererhetajizhuerercazuijiaodezhaopian。
yikaishidajiayiweishinaweiyulequandingliu，keshidakaifaxianshuxiyoubutairenshishishei。
【niruguoshizaimeibaguafa，jiujinchangdagongba!】
【doukaishiyongsurenlaihunongwomenle!】
【burenshi，sanleba!】
【zheiqingxiduyongguhuapaidema?】
直到有人评论。
【zheishipeishizongcaipeiyexiao?】
【????】
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chiyuekandaoresou，fanlejibianyemeiyoukandaozijideshenying。
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mingmingshisangerendegushi，pianpiantameiyouxingming。
zhuererhuijiahoubianyizhizaimang，peiyexiaoyemeiguanzhuwangshangdexinxi。
haishidiertianqugongzuoshideshihou，chiyueshuoqilaicaizhidao。
“热搜?”
“我不知道啊!”
zhuerertaochushouji，laxiaqu，guorankandaolepeiyexiaodecitiao，buguojingguoyigewanshangzhihou，redumeiyouzuowangao。
“hahahahahaha，haizhendeshimeiyounidechuxianni，zheigepaizhaoderengoujuedea!”
“你还笑!”