脑子寄存处
wo,yunyun,yigetoutailejishici,doumeihuoguoshisuidedaomeixiaogui,
zuiduandeshihou,gangconglunhuitaishangtiaoxiaqu,xiayimiao,jiuyouhuidifule,
xiaosi,chushengjiubeifangmatonglichongxiaqu,yansilehaoba。
toutaijishici,chenggongjiesuolejishizhongsifahou,
zhongyujueding,bailanle,fanzhengtoutaile,huobuleduojiuyouyaohuilai,mafan,
chengweileyitiaodaxianyu,suoweinengzuozhejueduibuzhanzhe。nengtangzhejueduibuzuozhe,
youyitianfenfatuqiangfangemian,faxianlingyimian,yijiushixianyu。
shizaishiguiyaofameile,caichuqushaigejiataiyang,
buqiao,ganghaojiubeicongtianerjiangdetianjishuzazhongle,
binghetianjishushulingbangding。
tianjishuyongyoushijieshangsuoyoudemimi,xiaoguoqu,zhiweilai。
yunyunchenggongrongshengdifuxiaozuzong,
woyebuxiangdangzheigexiaozuzongde,sheirangtiandaofeirangrenjiadangni。
cihou,yunyunchulebailan,xinzengleyigexihao,chigua,
rezhongyubuyuanwanli,benfugegechiguazhanchang,
meishideshihou,jiujixutanzaijiali。
danshi,zaidifutangpingbainian,zhongyuhaishizaorenjidu,beixiaoxinyandeyanwangtixialunhuile,
zhenxiaoqi,bujiushizaitadewangzuoshangtangleyihui,chiguadeshihouzuijimo,
xiangchidongxishunshouzaletapanlejiqianniandehetaoma,
小气鬼!!!
yunyunzailunhuili,fanguolaigunguoqu,
终于落地,
haimeizhengyan,jiuganjuedaozijibeiyigerenculudebaozaihuaili,
gutouchadianjiuyaobeizheduandeganjue,
haitingjianyigejiansuankebodeshengyinshuo:
“niangniang,gongzhu,gongzhutayaozhele。”
yunyun:[.......qishiwohuodetinghaodelaizhe,
ai,zheishuxideganjue,shuxidehua,mashangyouyaohuiquleni,
wojiushuoma,fanzhengzuiduoyehuobuguojinian,langfeizheigeshijianganma,
huiquyihou,woyaobayanwangdesuoyougua,tuluchuqu,rangtatiwo,heng!]
tianjishucacabucunzaidehan:
[shiyoudiancanle,yunyun,woyiweizhiqiannidoushishuoshuode,]
yunyun:[wohuinaneizhongshikaiwanxiaoma?
gangkaishi,wohaiyiweishiqiaohe,meixiangdao,zhishikaishi,
xinghao,yudaonile,shushu,buran,wodoubuganxiang,wodeguisheng,youduowuliao。]
shushu:[fanzhengdouyaomeile,yaobulaiyikou。
你的瓜,要不?]
云云原地思考一秒,
[yao,sheideguabushigua,
shengmingruciduanzan,nengchiyidianshiyidian。]
yunyunhetianjishudoumeiyouzhuyidao,
gangshengxiahaizi,xuruodetangzaichuangshangdehuanghou,
shentiyijiang,kanxiangbeimamabaozhedeyunyun,
huanghourangtieshengongnvbazijifuqilai,
xianglaiyiwenrouduanzhuangerchumingdehuanghou,hunshensanfachu,buyayuhuangdideweiya:
“把孩子给本宫,”
jieshengpoyongliniehaizidedongzuoyidun,
xianranshimeiyouliaodao,huanghouhuiyaokanhaizi。
“niangniang,zhei,gongzhutayaozhe,nubiyezhidaoninshangxin,
danshiniangniangninxianzaixuruo,bu.......”
huanghoubuxiangzaitingjieshengpodefeihua,
tazhixiangzhidao,zijidenverhaihuozhema?
“chunyu,qubaxiaogongzhujibengongbaoguolai,
danganzunaozhe,shawushe。”
jieshengpokanzhechunyuyuezouyuejin,
xinyihen,yongliqiazhuyunyundebozi。
chunyujianzhuang,paoshangqianquzuzhi,
suishouchaoqizhuoshangdepeijian,yijianchuanhou,
yunyunjianjiao,liangzhixiaoshoufeilidebala:
[aaa,xueyaocidaowoshenshangle,a,jiujiuwo,jiujiuwo。
死手,快扒拉啊。]
chunyudongzuomalide,yibabaoguoyunyun,
duoguolemashangjiuyaocidaoyunyunshenshangdexue,
yunyunsongleyikouqi:[shuai,shuaisile,]
chunyutongkongyisuo,kanxiangbaozhedeyunyun,
‘xiaogongzhu,shuohuale。’
yunyunzhengzhayixia,zhengkaikeaidedayanjing,
**nendexiaozuituchuyigepaopao,rouyankejiandejidong。
chunyugubudetanjiuzheixieshi,
bayunyunbaodaohuanghoushenbian,
“niangniang,xiaogongzhumeishi,”
yunyunweiweitaitaitou,kanzhezijimianqiandehuanghou,
duanzhuangdaqi,zhangzheyifuguotaiminandelian,queyouyishenjiujingshachangdeqizhi。
[wa,shushu,nikandaolemei,niangqinyouyizhonghenshuai,zhengzhanshachangdeganjue。]
[neishi,huanghoukeshizhenguodajiangjundenver,congxiaojiuzaibianguanshenghuo,genzhedajiangjundazhang,wugongchaojuee,
kebujiushizhengzhanshachangma,
yaobushihuangdiyaotajingongdanghuanghou,yinggaiyegaishiyikeranranshengqidejiangxing。]
[wa,yetailihaileba,niangqintietie。]
yunyunhuiwuzheshoubei,nuliwanghuanghouneibiankao,
huanghoucongtianjishudailaideshenyizhong,fanyingguolai,
温柔的抱起云云,
“niangqindebaobei,niangqinchadianjiujianbudaonile。”
yunyunzaihuanghouwennuandehuaibaoli,daleyigedadadehaqian,
[娘亲香香的。]
huanghouyanlidoushimanmandemuai,
guolehaoyihui,zhidaotingdaowaimianyourenhan,
天降祥瑞,
她才想起,
还在外面等的皇帝,
“chunyu,qu,bashitidiuchuqu,hetamenshuo,bengongshengxialeyigejiankangdexiaogongzhu。”
“是,娘娘。”
huanghouxianzaiduihuangdidexinqinghenfuza。
jiuxiangtianjishushuode,tachushengzaijiangjunfu,congxiaoxuewu。
fumuxianglaikaiming,conglaimeiyoujuedenvzi,jiugaisancongside,qiuyuhouyuan,
女子亦可建功立业,
taxiangzuoyigehefuxiongyiyang,baoweibianjiangdedajiangjun,erbushikunyuhougong,
ruguozijimeiyourugong,huibuhuiyekeyichengweineigesuoweideshushu,shuodejiangxing。
zhengzhanshachang,suoxiangpimi。
chunyuyichuqu,jiuxiyinlequanchangdemuguang,
chunyutuozheyigeshitichulai,xueliuleyidi,
ranghuangdigangkaishikandaoxiangruishidegaoxing,yijingxiaoshiledaban,
“怎么回事?”
chunyugongjingdedixiatouguizaidishang,
“qibingbixia,niangniangjiusiyisheng,caishengxiaxiaogongzhu,
sheiliao,jingyoubuhuaihaoxinzhiren。xiangqiasixiaogongzhu,
haihao,huanghouniangniangshipoletadejianji,zheicairangxiaogongzhu,xingmianyunan。
qiuhuangshangweiniangniangzuozhua。”
皇帝震怒,
“zhenjingbuzhi,zheigongzhonghaiyourucibuzhihaodaideren,yitumouhaizhonggonghuanghou,
给朕查,诛九族。”
锦衣卫跪倒在地,
“是,陛下。”
huangdifuxiuerqu,caiguai,
皇帝走进皇后寝宫,
beiduizhehuanghou,taitouwangzhefangdingdezhuzi,
“huanghou,zheicishizhendewenti,juranrangjianrenhunjinlai,
haixianxie......,
罢了。
huanghou,haohaoxiuxiba。zhenhuiduicishi,chechadaodi。”
[yunyun,taweishalaoshichoufangdingdezhuzia。]
yunyundagehaqian,zhengkaiyan,
[dagaishizai**ba。]
huangdi:“........”
huangdidedongzuomengdiyidun,zhuanshenchaohuanghoukanqu,
“huanghou,nishifou......”
jiezheyiguqiangliedezhixiganchuanlai,
huangditingxialenaozhongdexiangfa,
dakouchuanqi,caimianqianghuanguolai,
皇后轻声道:
“bixia,keyaokankangongzhu。”