“kan，neibujiushizongzhengxiaoquhuilailianyicidoumeidaichulaiguodexiangxiayatouma？tajuranyoulianlaicanjiazongzhengjiazudesiyan？”
“huangmaoyatouyige，haixuegechouzhongyi，zhenshibuzhidaoxiaoyekanshangtanadianerle！”
“haibushitayeyejiulexiaoyeyiming？buranjiupingta？shibeizidoubiexiangpajindayongchengdeshangliuquanzi！”
“tahaichixinwangxiangdehen，jiajilexiaoye，juranhaijiyusiyihengxiansheng！”
“zhenshigoubuyaolian！yebuzhaozhaojingzikankanzijineizhanggensangmenxingyiyangdelian！”
“tongyangshimujiaqianjin，zheichajuzenmejiuzheimedani？tameimeimuyuxineimeyouxiu，tingshuosiyihenghetaquerenlianrenguanxile。”
“kebushima？tajuranhaizuomeimeng！zhenshixiaosirenle！”
……
吵！好吵！吵死了！
mufeirouzhijuedetanaozikuaizhakaile！naozilixiangyouqianbaizhimifengzaizhenchi，erduoyewengwengjiao。
咚！
tagangtaishou，zhenggerenjiucongdengzishanggunlexiaqu，yixiajiushuaiqingxingle！
mufeiroumengdidalegejiling！dengyuanyanjingkanzheyanqianmoshengdehuanjing。
tabushizaidayongchaodehuanggonglima？
qianwumennaolegongbian，tadanxindahuangzi，lingzheyinvguoqu，meixiangdaohepanjunyingtoupengshangjiuganleqilai！
taxiongkouzhonglehaojijian！yinvyesile。
mufeirouxiayishimolexiaxiongtang，jieguohedexinzangloupai！
她的大白兔呢？！
tamangditouyikan，chaneijiantajuedezijixinzangtingzhiletiaodong！
weishenmetadedabaitubianchenglexiaotaozi？！
takeshidiaolehaoxieyaofangcaiyangchulaide！
mufeiroukuangyantuomo，lenghanmimimamamaoleyishen，duanduanjimiaotahunshenzhannimenre。
kanzhesisifangfangdeqiang，gezhonggeyangtameijianguodewujianer，tashayanle。
zaiguowuri，tajiushidahuangzifeile，zheishinaonayang？
zheiligenshifushuoguodeneige“xiandai”fenggehenxianga！
mufeiroumengle，zuozaidibanshangzhenggerenxiangbeileipileyiyang！
“咝——”
naozituranxiangbeijiancizhaleyixia，tengdetadaochouqi！
suizhierlaishiwushuhunluanwuxudehuamian，naozilixiangyouqianbairenzaishuohua，tengdetaquanchengleyituan，etouqingjinbaoqi！
“疼！好疼……”
mufeiroutengdexiangsi，zhijiakouzaidibanshang，huachujianruicierdeshengyin。
tatengdedagun，shentiquansuozhengzha，shuangshoubaozhetouzhichui！
tawangzhetianhuaban，zhijuetianxuandizhuan，yanleikoushuihunzaiyiqi，etoutaiyangxueqingjinnutiao，liangyanyuanzheng！
然后——昏了过去。
dengtaxinglaishiyijingrishangsanganle，wennuandeyangguangzhaolejinlai，sizhouhenjingmi。
tafuzhetouzuoleqilai，naozibutengle，zhishihaiyouxiezhang。
zuowanneixieyongjinlaidehuamianheshengyinchengletadejiyi。
tazhongshengle，bingqiehaishishifushuoguodeneige“xiandai”。
tachizhejiaozoudaoluodichuangqian，kanzheruodadezhuangyuan，taxinliyiwanfenzhenjing！
yiqian，shifuzonggentashuoqizheigejiao“xiandai”dedifang，tahaiyiweishifuzaishuogushi，meixiangdaojingzhenyouzheiyangdedifang。
“唉……”
mufeirouzhangzhangtanxi，zhangjiedichui。
tadaobushiliuliandayongchao，ruguobushihuangshangcihun，tayebuhuijiajidahuangzi。
zhishitameixiangdaoyichanggongbian，tayigeshouxiyuyichuanyuezhongshengdaolexiandai。
tahuitoukanleyanshuzhuangtai，shangbianfangzheyizhiciping。
“zhenshicuiruo，yixieliuyanfeiyubale，dangzhenburushifujianqiang！”
mufeirouwuyu，zheiyiqiedoushizhende，neitashifukelihaiduole。
waikeshoushu，kailu，poufuchandengdengzheixie，zaidayongchaoliwulunnayigedouhairentingwen。
ketadeshifuyiyijizhilibujinrangsuoyourenjieshoulezheiyangdexinqiyishu，haiwanshanledayongchaodeyiliaoxitong，shidedayongchaoyishuyaoyaolingxian，zaizhanchangshangshoushangsiwangdejiangshimingxianjianshaole。
shifuyishengrongyao，danyezhongshenweihun，tashuotaxinliyouyigehenaidenanzi，kezaiyejianbudaole。
shifushouzhongzhengqin，tashiweiyichuanren，bianjiezhangleshouxiyuyidezhiwei。
tashijianhuilaideguer，tazheiyishengzuijingzhongdeshishifu，zuichongbaideyeshishifu。
shifujiaoletaxuduodongxi，bujinyouxiyi，haiyouxuanyi。
xuanyihezhongyitongzongtongyuan，zhibuguoqianzhegengnanxue，yegengxuanhu，shifushuoguotashixuanyijichengren。
xuanlingzhenmai，xuanmuxiangmai，xuanqiyangyao，ciweixuanyizuigaojingjie。
tayebufushien，douxuechengle。
tazoudaoshuzhuangtainaqicipingwenlewen，tanqi：“anlesitabuxiangma？pianyaoheduyao？”
xinghaotazheishenxuanshujichengleguolai，fouzezuowanzhendebeitengsi。
xiuliandaoyidingchengdudexuanyi，zishendouhuiyizhiyixieduxing，youdianxiangwuxiahuabenlidejinshen。
“bujiushigenanrenma？zhiyuzheimeshangxinyujue？zhenshibaixianiyeyeyifanmousuan。”
mufeirouxiangqiyuanzhufuduzishadeyuanyinjiuhenwuyu，shenzhiyoudianbiyi。
yuanzhumuqinzaoshi，fuqinlaozaojiuyoulehunwaiqing，haiyougehetazhichaleyigeyuetongfuyimudemeimei。
muqinsihou，fuqinhoujiaolimabawaishifuzheng，jimuhemeimeidengtangrushi。
nianmaideyeyexintengta，yinjiuguozongzhengxiaoyiming，linzhongqianzhutuozongzhengxiaozhaoguyuanzhu。
zongzhengxiaoyegougengzhi，huoxuyeshiweileshengshier，zhijiebarenqule！
zheizongzhengjiazushidayongchengdehaomenguizu，shiguizujinzitashangdedingduan。
erzongzhengxiaoshizongzhengjiazuxinyidaizhangduoren，tiexueshouwan，banshihenla。
danyouyidian，shuaiderenshengongfen。
dayongchengbushaohaomenqianjindouyaodaotiepudao，jieguobeiyuanzhuzheimegebuqiyandejielehu，ziranchenglequandayongchengnvrendegongdi。
yuanzhuxinxinnianniandequeshilingyigehaomengongzi，siyiheng。
yinciduizongzhengxiaoquletadeshiqinghenbuman，meicijianmianbushilengyanxiangdai，jiushilengyanlengyu。
zongzhengxiaosuoxingbatadiuzaizheigehaozhaili，buguanle。
zuowanyebuzhidaozongzhengxiaochoulenamenzidexibeifeng，daileyichuanrenhuilaijiyuanzhushuxidaban，linzhejiuqulezongzhengjiazudesiyan。
bujinbushoudaijian，haiqinyanmuduzijixihuanderengenzijitongfuyimudemeimeiqingqingwowo，dangchangbengkuile！
huilaihou，yipingduyaosonglezijishangxitian，jianrulaifotalaorenjiaqule。
“牛皮！”
mufeirouyechuanchengletashifudejingdiankoutoushan，duizheyaopingshuqiledamuzhi，ranhoudiujinlelajitong。
“shifu，rangwohaohaodakaiyanjiechouchounishuodedifang！”
mufeiroumolemoduzi，shenlegelanyao，chuanletuoxiexialou，zhaodaolechufang。
“嗞——”
“嗞嗞——”
“zhenyouyisi，shifuguoranmeipianwo。”
mufeirouduishenmedouhaoqi，duizheshuilongtoukaikaiyouguanguan，bachufangqianqianhouhoudoufanleyibian。
zuihoudaoguzhezijixialewanjidanmian，haijialedianlaoganma。
“shifuchengbuqiwo，laoganmaguoranshizuihaochidelajiaojiang。”
mufeirouyibianchiyibiandianping，duanzhemianzouzoutingting，manwuzizhuanyoudaliang。