“我去个洗手间。”
zuoyichenrengxiazheijuhuajiuzhijiechulebaojian！
“琛哥，我……”
liweiweishiluodekanzhelikaidebeiying！
“limishu，nizheimemingxiandeanlian，zuoyedoukanbuchulai，shuomingleshenme？”
hanxutaoguangmingzhengdadetiaoming。
“hanzong，ninwuhuile，womeiyouanlianshei，zheihuayihoubunengluanshuo，buranrangchengezhidaoleyoudewuhui！”
liweiweijimangjieshi，taganggangqueshimeiyoushoulianzijideqingxu，rangzheigehanxutaojifaxianle。
“limishu，nizheimepiaoliang，erqiehaizheimenenggan，buqukaolvkaolvwo？”hanxutaolimaoxingdedao。
“baoqianhanzong，yinweigerenyuanyin，womuqianhaimeiyoulianaidezhunbei。buguo，haishixiexiehanzongdehouai。”liweiweiyeweiwanjujue。
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“woshuoanan，nizheiyanjingzahuishi？zuoyichenbuhuiyouqifunileba？”
linwansukanzheshenanandeyanjingtitabupingdeshuo。
“meiyoususu，wozheishizuowanmeishuihao。”shenanandouyoudianbuhaoyisishuoshiyinweizuowanzuoyichenqinletarangtayiwanshangdoumeishuizhe，zheideduodiulian？
“xingba！niyaohuzhejiuhuzheba。”
jianshenananbushuo，linwansuyeshiqudemeiyouzaiwen。
“anan，zou，dainiqukaixinkaixin。”
linwansuhelekoupijiu，ranhouxiangwutaishangrenqunzhongshileshiyanse，yisizaimingxianbuguo。
“好！”
shenmechuwen，shenmezuoyichen，shenmefannao，tongtongdouqujianguiba！
henkuai，liangmoshenyingjirurenqun。tamenliangyehenkuairongruqizhong，genzheyinlejiezouwudong！
三楼！
zhengzaizhaoshuxishenyingdezuoyichenyuguangturanmiaoleyiyanlouxia，zheiyimiao，muguangturanbeilalehuilai，erjiaoxiadedongzuoyesuizhitingzhu。
“haonigeshenanan，danfeile，xianzaidouzhidaochulaiyele。”
kanzhezhouweihenduoshuangsemimideyanjingdingzheshenanankan，zuoyichenchuizailiangcedeshouzhijiezuanchengquantou。
tayaochulaiye，guanzijishenmeshi，zijiganmazheimeshengqi，tabuguojiuzhishijialirenqiangsaijizijide，erqiemudezhishiweilegenzijishenghaizi。suoyi，tazhishitashenghaizidejiezhongdegongjuren，tayoushenmezigeguanta？
yushi，tayaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo，dingzhewutaishangneimozuiyaoyandeshenying。
wuchizhongzhengzaifengdeshenananturanganjuezijibeihouliangsousoude，zongganjueyouyishuangbinglengdeyanjingdingzheziji。
kezhuannianyixiang，zheimeduoren，zongbunengjiudingzheziji，zaishuole，wutaishangyourenkanzheibuhenzhengchangma？
yushihu，tayoufangxialejiebeixin！
“meinv，youmeiyourongxingqingnintiaozhiwu？”
yigechuanzhehuachenshan，ranzhehongmaodejuanfananrenzhengshenshouyaoqingshenanan。
shenanankanzheyanqianxiaodeweisuodenanren，sihaomeiyouyouyudao：“xianggenwotiaowuderenduolequle，nijuedenipeima？”
yuanlaisuixindeganjue**shuang！
yankanzhehongmaojuanfananrenlianseyouxizhuannu，shenanangengshikaixin。
“chou**，**zhuangshenmeqinggao？laoziyaoqingnitiaowushikandeqini。haiganmalaozi，kanlaozijinwanwanbusini。”
shuozhe，hongmaojiukaishiqulashenanan。
“ai！ting！bieyongnidexianzhutipengwo，buranwokebubaozhengnineizhutihuiwanzhengdezhangzainidezhutuishang。”shenananhaobukeqideduilehuiqu。
hongmaozheixiachedibeishenananjijinule，“**shuosheishizhuni？”
“sheijiehuawojiushuoshei。”shenanandao。
“你……”
hongmaoqidezhijieyangqishoujiuwangshenananlianshangzhaohu！
jiuzaizheikongyuzhiji，shenanandao：“dajiakefoukandaole，wozheishizhengdangfangweia！”
hualuo！jiuting“kaca！”yisheng，bansuizhe“a……tengtengtengtengteng！”
suduzhikuai，zaijiashangdengguangdeshanshuo，zhongrendoudouhaimeifanyingguolaijiujianhongmaonanrentengdeyishoubaozhelingyigegebojiaoteng！
“zheinvrenshizenmechushoude？”
“woqu！haishilameizi，woxihuan！”
“带刺的玫瑰啊！”
zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyudeshuozhe。
三楼！
zuoyichenyetingyiwaishenananhuiyouzheishenshou。yedui，zicongtajiajita，taconglaijiumeibatafangzaiyanliguo，zenmekenengzhidaotadeshi。
“anan，womenhaishihuiquba！”linwansujianzhouweiderendouzaikanzheibian，zhiyouyinledengguanghaizaijinxingzhong……
“he！zou？bawoshoudachengzheiyang，nihaixiangzou？**zoudelema？”hongmaorentongkanxiangshenanan。
“zizhaode，doushuole，bienazhutipengwo，haiyou，wozhiqianshibushishuole，pengwo，bubaozhengzhutihuiwanzhengdezhangzaizhutuishang？wozheishitiqiangaozhijiazhengdangfangwei！zheixierenkedoushijianzhengzhe，zenme，zhudejiyiyouzheimechama？”
三楼！
zuoyichenzaojiuzhidaoshenanandezuideliburaoren！kezheihua，sihuyouneimediandaoli。
“chenge，nizaikanshenme？”
turan，liweiweicongshenhouzouguolaiwen。
“meishenme，jiuzhishikanlehuierrenaoeryi！”
zuoyichenshouqigangshangyangdezuijiao。kejiushizheisuiyishangyangdezuijiaoyemeinengtaochuliweiweideyanjing。
“nichulaizheimejiu，womengaihuiqule。”
liweiweikanleyiyanlouxia，henkuaijiuzhuyidaoleshenanan。
shenanangangshuowan，jiusaolerenqunyiyan，haoqiaobuqiaodeshi，tagangyaoshouhuishixian，jieguojiukandaosanlouderen。
kandaoshenanankanxiangziji，zuoyichen“ng！”leyisheng，ranhouzhuanshenhuilebaojian。
nandaozuoyichenxihuanshangshenananle？
zheimexiangzhe，liweiweiyanmoushensuidekanleyiyanlouxiadeshenanan，ranhouyegenzhezuoyichenhuilebaojian。
“怪不得！”
zijijiushuozhiqianhoubeiliangsousoude，haiyiweishizijiduoyile。
linwansukanxiangshenanankandefangxiangkanleyiyan，shenmedoumeiyou。wen，“zenmeleanan？”
“meishenme！jiushidazhubeilvkandaole。”
林晚苏……
众人……
“ni，ninini……”hongmaobeiqideshuobuchuhualai。
“woshenmewo？burangzounandaohaixiangrangwoxiezhuti？shixiangdejiuganjinjiwogun！”shenananhaobukeqidao。
“made，nizhidaowoshishei？jintiandalewo，worangnichibuledouzhezou！”hongmaoyanbuxiazheikouqi。
“guannishishei，dalejiudale，nanbuchengdazhuyeyaokanzhuren？”
“哈哈哈哈～～”
shenanangangyishuowan，jiutingdaozhouweihongtangdaxiao！
“shisheizheimedadan，gandongwoerzi？”
zaizhongrendoufaxiaoshi，menkoujinlaileyiweifeitoudaerdeyouninan，erqiehaidailesimingsuicong！
“zezeze！zhuzhurenlaile，maizheliuqinrenzhudebufazoulaile。”
“哈哈哈～～～”
众人又是一阵大笑！
linwansuparemafan，zhuailezhuaishenanandegebo，“anan！”