第2章 给新同事一点小震撼

yuanshuaifengmeifengbuzhidao,zhongkongshiderenkuaifengle。

“tajingranchileliangheweiderou!”

youshiyilaidiyicijiandaoyourentouweichenggong,zhenggezhongkongshidouxianruleguiyidejidong。

kanzhejiankonghuamiandejingrenyimu,tamendouyaohuaiyitashibushibeidiaobaole!

zuoweiquzhangdehuoan,suiranyehenjingya,danquewenzhongxuduo。

buguoxiayimiao,tayeyoudianbengbuzhule。

“nimenmeijitapeibeiyingyangjima?”

zhijianliangheweibaolesaidelierzhihou,zijiyouconghoubeixiangnachuleyigebaoxianhe,ranhounalelianggefarebao,yonglairefan。

“lanxingrenhaoxiangyizhibaochichixinxianshiwudexiguan,suoyibuaiheyingyangji。”

fuzezhaopinlianghederen,huidalehuoandeyiwen。

chibaohezudesaidelier,haoqidekaojinlianghe,qingxiuzhetafanhechuanlaidexiangwei,zhuazibaolebaodi,youxiezaodong。

“zheishiwodewanfan,nibunengchi。”

liangheqingqingtuikailesaidelierdedanaodai,shunshoululelutatoudingdemao,naixindejitajieshi。

“xiaokeai,wodefancaifangleyan,haiyougezhongdiaoweiliao,nichilebujinhuidiaomao,duishentiyebuhao。”

“嗷呜!”

想吃!

“bukeyie,niguaiyidianla。”

“呜呜……”

mojinwanghukaishisajiaomaimeng,mandidagun,doudelianghehahadaxiao,tafangxiafanhe,zhijiebaozhuledalaohu,henhendiqinletanaomenyixia。

“nizenmezheimekeaiya!haoxihuanni!”

beiqinmengdesaidelier,zhabazhewugudejintong,youdiangangade**zhuazi,yanjingquebujingyidepiaoxiangyijingkaishixijiaomanyan,xiangyongwancandelianghe。

“tajingranqinlesaidelier!tazenmekeyi?!”

“zhongdiannandaobushiyuanshuaimeiyouyizhuazipaisitama?”

“wodeshijieguanyijingbeishuaxinle,woyouyugan,tahaihuibeichixushuaxin。”

tongyangbeishuaxinshijieguandehuoan,cishiyijuhuadoulandeshuo,zhishimomodibaganggangyixiliedehuamianzhuancun,fajilesaidelierdejiaren。

shide,jibianshisssjishouren,lianbangyuanshuai,neiyeshiyoujiarenguanxinde!

【赛德里尔家长群】

【huoan:@quanti,shipin。】

meiweijinhuaqideshouren,douhuiyouzhuanshudejiazhangqun,danyibanqingkuangxia,chufeijinjiqingkuang,fouzejiazhangqunshibuhuiyourenhedongjingde。

bijingshouhuadeshouren,yidanjinrubaohuqu,genbenwufaqingyibuzhuodaotamendezongji,suoyimeiyouxiaoxi,jiushizuihaodexiaoxi。

suoyi,danghuoanwangqunlifashipindeshihou,saidelierdejiarenmen,doufenfentiqilexin,shengpakandaosaideliershenshouzhongshangdechangmian。

【saidelierbaba:???】

【saideliermama:wokandaoleshenme?!】

tamenjiadebaobeierzi,jingranyuanyirangrenkaojinle?erqiehaichixialerenleitouweideshiwu!

yaozhidao,shouhuadeshouren,jiushichuncuidemengshou,liuqinburendeneizhong,jiuliantamenzuoweiqinbamadoubuxing!

【saidelierbaba:shipinlidenvhaiershishei?woyaozhidaotadequanbuxinxi。】

【huoan:xinlaidesiyangyuanlianghe,laizilanxing。】

huoanjianglianghedeziliaofajiletamen,ranhouguanbileduihuakuang,tahaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo。

“nimenqulanxing,zaizhaojigelanxingren。”

他想做个实验。

“quzhang,nishixiangquerenlanxingrenshibushiliwai?”

shouyixuyi,yixiazijiugetdaolehuoandexiangfa,buguohenkexi,yaorangtashiwangle。

xuyiqingqingyaoleyaotou,wunaidetanlekouqi。

“chulelianghe,zhiqianwomenyezhaopinguolanxingren,wuyiliwai,tamenbingbunengkaojinshouhuadeshouren。”

suoyi,tamencaihuiduilianghedejudonggandaojingyahezhenjing,yinweitashiweiyideliwai!

wenyan,zuozaijiankongqiqiandehuoan,zhijianqingqingdeqiaodazhezhuomian,wangzhelianghehesaidelierdehuamiansicun。

“denglianghecongbaohuquchulai,rangtalaizhaowo。”

“是。”

haibuzhidaozijibeidingshangdelianghe,chiwanwanfanzhihou,shoushihaodongxi,jiuzhunbeihuifuwuqule。

zhenggedongwubaohuqudefanweifeichangguang,guangshifuwuqujiuyoushige,lianghetiaolegelitamenzuijindeqihaofuwuqu,zuoshanglefeixingqi。

“yi?xiaokeai,nidasuanhewoyiqihuiquma?”

ganjueshenhouyichen,lianghegangyizhuantou,jiuduishangleyizhangdamaomaolian,jinsedeshutongjingtiyouhaoqidedingzhefeixingqidecaozuopan。

“嗷呜!”

jianmojinwanghuzuozaihoumian,weiranbudong,lianghebianguanshanglefeixingqidemen,zhuanweixuanfumoshi,feixiangleqihaofuwuqu。

dengtamendaodafuwuqudeshihou,diyishijianganguolaidexuyiyijinggonghouduoshi。

saideliershouleshang,suiranlianghejitachulishangkou,dantamenduiyulianghedenenglibugoulejie,weileyifangwanyi,zuihaohaishiyouzhuanyeshouyichakanyixiabijiaohao。

“吼!”

dakaifeixingqideshunjian,saidelierjiukaishibaozaoqilai,xianranshiwendaolexuyideweidao。

ganjuedaodalaohudezaodongbuan,lianghegubushanghexuyidazhaohu,limacongfeixingqixialai,zoudaohoumian,baozhulesaidelier。

“haola,haola,tabushihuairen,guaiya,bushengqiha。”

duiyudongwu,lianghedenaixinzongshigewaidehao,shuohuadeshengyinyetebiewenrou。

yuanbenchaozhexuyikuanghou,xiangjiangtaganzoudesaidelier,jingranzhendemanmanlengjingxialai,zheiyimu,buyouderangxuyizezechengqi。

“lianghe,saideliershouleshang,woxuyaoweitachakan,keyibangmangdaitaquzhiliaoshima?”

xuyihaishihenyouzizhizhimingde,jibiankandaosaidelierduilianghelingyanxiangdai,yeburenweizijihuidedaoyoudai,suoyizhinenghouzhelianpiqinglianghebangmang。

“当然。”

lianghezuoweisiyangyuan,zheibenshenjiushitadezhizezhiyi。

“yuanlainijiaosaidelierya?zhenshigehaotingyoubaqidemingzi。”

mengshousuirantingbudonglianghezaishuoshenme,quenenggouminruideganzhidaotadeqingxu。

saidelierqinnidecenglecengtadeshouzhangxin,guaiqiaodegenzhelianghexialefeixingqi,erxuyizeshiqudezaiqianfangdailu。

weilebaozhengxuyideanquan,lianghezouzailezhongjianweizhi,zheiyedaozhitabingweikanjiansaidelierxushidaifadebuliedongzuo。

“吼!”

liangheyuguangpiaojianyidaojinsedeshenyingcongpangbianfeichierguo,yanjishoukuaidetalimafeiben,zhijiejiangmojinwanghubaolegemanhuai。

zhongkongshiderenjiangzheiyimujinshouyandi,fenfenzhenjing。

“lianghefanyingyetaikuaileba?!zhijiebaozhulemojinwanghubushuo,hainengbubeiyadao!”

“mojinwanghudezhongliangkeshihaojigechengniannanrenjiaqilaineimeduo,shenweilanxingrendelianghe,daodishizenmezuodaode?!”

“jiudangliangheshidanchundeliqida,danshizaimojinwanghudegongjizhuangtaixia,lianghejingrannenggourangtakuaisutingzhi,zheikejiuweibeichanglile!”

meixinsiquxiangbierendelianghe,beisaidelierzhuangdelianlianhoutui,haoburongyicaizhanwenjiaogen。

ersaidelierjihushizaiwendaotaqixideshunjian,limatingzhigongji,shenzhishuangjiaozhanzaidishang,fentanzhezijiyazailiangheshangbanshendezhongliang。

“他这是怎么了?”

zhanwendelianghe,sihaobujuedemojinwanghuyouduozhong,ershibuyanqifandejitashunmao,rangtafangqingsong,zhishiduiyutaganggangtouxixuyiyishi,youxiefeijie。

“zhiqiansaideliershouguozhongshang,beiwomenyongmazuizhentailehuilai,xinglaizhihoujiukaishifakuang。”

houlaixuyizhinengzaicijitamazui,ranhoubangzhuleta,qiangxingzhiliao,zheijiahuogujihaizaijihentani。

“xiaokeai,nihaitingjichoua。”

liangheqingqingnieleniemojinwanghudesaibangzi,niedetaziyaliezuidoumeishedezhangkouyaoliangheyixia,daoshidoudelianghehahadaxiao。

“buguozanmenzheimekeai,jichouyeshiyinggaide,duibudui?”