第2章

yinannuodongdaochezipangbian,tazhanqilaideshengaozhenghaohechezilidemaoduishi

[嗨,老婆]

chiyubuganxiangxinzijibeiyizhipangmaodiaoxile

tachenglejingyiyang,jiaocaianniujiangchechuangluoxialaiweibagouqiyidaixiaoyuganfeijingdedijita

[我听到你说饿]

chiyujieguolaisikaijiuchi,treetreede

"就是没味"

zhongjianmeiyouneiyicengbolidangzhe,xiaomaojidongdeduojiao,wenyanyouzuanjinche,buzhidaocongnabalachuyigedaizi

它看铲屎的总吃

[给你]

chiyugebugao,lingshizaizuoweishangtadianjiaocainenggouzhe,ai,tianyaowangta

xiaomaoyekanchutalibucongxin,diaoqiyidailvlvdeshupiantiaodaochechuangshangqu

"xiexie,nizhenshigehaomao"

"miaomiaomiao"xiaomaocengcengta,aiyou~fanzhengbushitamaidela

heyuegangsaodangchaoshihuilaijiukandaoyougexiaopihai,chitadedongxiwantademao

maodayepingshiduogaolengtazuiqingchu,zenmexianzaigengegouyiyang,yaotianrenxiaoguniangbeijujuezhihouhaiyaodagun

"芙尼"

tingdaozheigeshengyin,xiaomaoweibadouzhaqilaile,miaomiaojiaogebuting

heyueyiweitazhuanxingle,kanlaimeiyou

chiyuyetaitouqukan,lairenyitouyinhuisedetoufa,lvsedatixuhedakucha,gangganghetadechongwuliaolehui

dezhizheirenshiyigepannifuerdai

[yuyu,kuaibangjiawo,qiaozhatayibi],rangtajiaozijifuni,tashigegongmao,ninigexianrenqiu

chiyukantadeshihou,heyueyedaliangzheigexiaodouding,yaobushitengbukaishou,zhenxiangjitagenaoguabeng

taduiyuzijishoulidelingshi,neigejiyudeyanshentaimingxian

"xiaohai,nishinajiade",kantachuandepopolanlan,xiangshizoudiude

"woshuolenihuisongwohuiquma"

heyueyuanbenxiangbaojingzhaotajialiren,buguotahenxian,yebushibunengsongtahuiqu,kanfunihaitingxihuanta,pingshidouburangtamoni

"行啊"

"那我不说了"

"哎嘿"

heyuehaimeiyudaoguozheimeyouyisidexiaohai,bizijihaipanni,zhengairangzijilaodielaomakankan,tayijinggoutinghuale

给她一袋子零食

"现在能说了吧"

haoba,kanzaimianqianderenshizaixiangting,chiyukaikoule

"我是三无产品"

贺约,芙尼:?

"什么意思"

"meidiemeimameijiaa"sanwu

puchi,haihaohahahataiyouyisile,suanlesuanle,heyueyezhidaoxiaodoudingbuyuanyigaosuta,yebuzitaomeiqu

"芙尼,走了"

congtashenshangbazijidemaohaoxialai,chiyuzhuaizhutadexiuzi

"tashuozijishigongde,buxiangjiaofuni"

miaomiaomiaomiaomiao(duiduiduidui)

贺约:?

tazhidangxiaohaizizaikaiwanxiao,nengtingdongfunizheiliangshengmaojiaonandaotayeshizhinaimaobucheng

pazheixiaohaishizhenzoudiude,linzouqianbaolegejing,houxujiuguijingchaguanle

揉了把小豆丁脑袋

"neiwohuiqujiujitajueyu"

cheziqidonghoufunizaichelijiaodehuoxiangsiledie

[talaopoaaa,wuwuwumiaomiaomiao**mi]

heyue:haojiumeijianmiaozhuzizheimehuopoguole

dengchiyanjiedaojingjuxiaoxiganguolaideshihou,chiyuyijingjieshoulejingjujiejiedebushaotouwei

yifuhaihuanleyishenkanlaihundetingkai

"xiaomeimeinigegelaile"

chiyubaimangzhizhongchoukongkantayiyan,yaotoufouren

chiyannaixinyouxian,jinggaota

"不要无理取闹"

hei,chiyuyouyigemaobingjiushixiaozuizhanpishuang,zuishoubulebierenkuang,dangjikaimai

"naorenhaimeiguazida,biehewoshuohua"

"你"

"neinibaojingba"shouyitanjiubashouhezhuwangtaneibianshen

"你报警抓我"

jiweinianqingjiejieyeburenshichiyan,danshifujuzhangrenshi,zheishijingchengchijiasanshaoyea

chiyanlianchoulexialai,yinweitaturanfaxianzijizhennatameizhe