【bushi，zheidagedaodishixiangbailanhaishixiangpinyibaa？？？】
【yishijian，wozheisaizhugejingrankanbutouzheige**！】
【danwentilaile，taxianzaishenshangneidiandongxi，nengfanzui？？】
【fanzui？heheda，pianxiaohaidoupianbudaohaoba....】
【jiusuanzhendeshifanzui，neikendingyeshifeichangdijideneizhongfanzui，xiangdoubuyongxiangle。】
suirancishilinbaidehuatingqilaihaoxiangshiyaogaoshiyiyang。
danshizhibojianneideguanzhongyixiangdaolinbaishenshangdezheixiedongxi——xuebibanping，yigedahuoji，yidaiziyabo....
zheikanqilaijiubuxiangshinengtemegaoshidezhuangbeihaoba！！
zheigemen，pashiyaochengweidiyigebeitaotaidexuanshoule。
ertingdaolinbaizheifanhua，shoupiaodeguniangpuchiyixiao，shuodao：“xiansheng，neiniyedegaosuwo，nixiangqunagedifangba？”
linbaipieleyiyandatingdedapingmu，banxiaoshineifachede，zhiyouyitangcongnandoudaoyichengdegaotie。
yitangyigexiaoshidegaotie，piaojia72.5。
很好，很合适。
林白指着屏幕道：
“就那趟吧。”
“haodexiansheng，zhuninlvtuyukuai。”
jieguopiao，linbaihuiyiweixiao。
观众：“？？？”
【woca，dagenihaizhenmaipiaozuogaotiea？？】
【yigexiaoshineinibixuwanchengyicizuoana，burandehuajiuzhijiebeitaotaile。】
【zheigemenshibushiwangjibisaiguizele？？？ruguobeizhuadehua，neishimeiyoujiangjindea。】
【zheigemenpashishaleba？？zaigaotieshangzuoan？？】
【zheigemenpashifengle.....nizonghuoyedehuangedifanga，gaotieshangmonizonghuo，neinizijiyemeile，zheiyangkeshimeiyoujiangjinde。】
【wanlewanle，zheigemensuanshizhenwanduzile。】
【xiongdimen，chetuiba，quqitaxuanshouneilikankanba，zheixuanshoujibenshangyijingshifeile。】
【废了废了。】
kandaolinbaijingranzhendemailegaotiepiao，zhibojianneideyibufenguanzhongxuanzezhijietuichulelinbaideshijiao。
bijingzheiniantou，sheidouzhidao，gaotieshangneikeshijiankongduodebudele。
erqiemeiyilianggaotieshangdouyoudaliangdetiaozi。
quzheishangmianzuoan？neigenshangpaichusuomenkoujihushimeishenmequbiele。
beizhua，buguojiushichizaodeshiqingbale。
cishicike，tamenshenzhifangfoyijingshikandaolelinbaibeizhuadeyangzile。
yigegebujinyizhentanxi，zhijuedezheirenbaibailangfeileyigexuanshoudeminge。
zheikeshiyitianzhuanyiwandeyouxi，duoshaorenxiangcanjiahailaibujini，zheijiahuojingranzhijiebaiji？？
恨铁不成钢啊！
danxiangjiaoyutamendedanyou，cishidedangshirenlinbai，queshizhongyundanfengqing，yiliandecongrong。
jieguochepiao，taiqitouwangzhejiaoluodeshexiangtou，weiweiyixiao。
suihou，linbaixunsutongguoanjian。
zhaodaolezijideneiyijiechexiang。
kenengshiyinweigangfangshujiadeyuanyin，suoyichexiangliderendaoshibushao。
erqielimianhenduoqingsedemiankong，kanqilaixiangshixuesheng，dangranyesuijishuaxinlebushaodayedamanpc。
linbaianzhaopiaozhaodaolezijidezuowei，shiyigekaochuangdezuowei。
cishiduimianzuozhelianggesumianchaotian，danshiquefeichangpiaoliangdeguniang，erqieshencaiyexiangdangbucuo，jirenyizhongqingxintuosudemeigan。
这不。
errenyichuxian，zhibojianneideguanzhongdunshiyanqianyiliang。
【我测，有美女！】
【wakaka，nandeyijiandemeinvai。】
【bieshuo，zhentinghaokande。】
【看着很嫩...】
【loushangde，nizheixiatounan】
【wobuzhunnimenzheimekanwolaopo】
【nilaopo？？niqulerenjiagujiliankandoubukannihaoba。】
buguo，kandaolinbaidedaolai。
lianggenvshengdoushibuyueertongdelengleyixia，suihouhuxiangduishileyiyan，bicidelianshangdouluchuleyifuwodongnidexiaorong。
erlinbaidepangbian，zuozhedezeshiyigechuanzhewuxiutxu，haiwenzhedahuabeidejirounan。
kandaolinbaiyilaiduimianliangmeizijiuzheifuyanshen，tabujinyizhensuanliuliude。
zijigangcaixiangfangshefaliaoleyilulianggemeizidoubudaidalide，zheixiaoziyilailiangmeinvjiunuobudongyanle？？
凭什么！
bujiushizhangdebiwobaiyidian。
比我高一点。
kanqilaiwuguanbiwolitiyidianma！
chulezheijigeyoudian，nihaiyoushenmekeyigenwobide？？？
jirounanbuxiedeyishenglengheng。
cishijirounanzuozailelinbaideweizhi，linbaihenyoulimaodishuodao：“dage，mafanninqilaiba，kaochuangzheigeweizhishiwode。”
jirounanyuanbenxinlijiuananbushuang，yitingdaolinbaijingranminglingzijiqilai，gengshibushuangle，angzhetoubuyuedao：“zenme？wozuohuikaochuangdebuxing？”
tingdaozheihua，linbailengleyixia，zheiniantou，haiyouzheizhongqipa？buguoxianzaibushijiujiezheigedeshihou，bianweiweiyixiaodao：“dangrankeyi。”
suihou，bianzuozailekaoguodaodeweizhishang。
kandaolinbaimeiyoufankang，zijichenggongzailianggemeinvmianqianzhuangleyibi，jirounanxinzhongdunshiyizhendeyi，ananqiexi。
buguojiushiyigeqingcheeryouyuchundexueshengbale....shehuiwowangtengneihaibushisuibiannanie？？？
tadunshiyouyouleyongqi，zhuanguotouwangxiangkaochuangdeneigeguniang，shuodao：
“meizi，gedouqiuleyilule，jiujigeweixinbei，suhuashuodehao，youyuanqianlilaixianghui，wuyuanduimianbuxiangfeng，zanmenyesuanshiyouyuana....”
kaochuangdeguniangzhouzhemeitou，yilianwuyudehuidadao：“dage，bushiwoshenmexianqini....ninduodanianjile？？wocaigangmanshibasui，douhaizaishangdaxueni。”
“shangdaxue？daxueshenghaoa，gejiuxihuanshangdaxueshenga！”
jirounanzizuocongmingdekailegehuangqiang。
lianggenvshengbuyueertongfanlegebaiyan，zhijuedewuyuzhiji。
jiarenmensheidonga...zhenxiatou(*￣︿￣)(*￣︿￣)
congerrenshangcheneiyikekaishi，yanqiandejirounandemuguangjiushizhongyouzouzaierrenxionggentuishang。
zuizhongyebuzhidaoshisheijiletayongqi，jingranshikaikouyaoqileweixin。
errenhenzhibaidejujuele，danshizheirenqueyijiusichanlanda，jiuchanleyilu。
yaobushizuodeshigaotie，tamendouxiangyaotiaochele。
“xinglemomo，zanmenbielizheirenle，zhenexin。”
pangbiandeliuzheduanfadeguniangrenbuzhukaikou。
tingdaozheihua，jirounandunshiyizhenbuyue，henhendengleyiyanneiduanfadeguniang，hechidao：“woyoubushizaigennishuohua，nibizuixingbuxing？nijiushijidunipengyouyourenzhui，ernimeirenzhui！”
duanfaguniangyitingzheihua，gengshiqibudayichulai，douburenshini，nizaizheilijiuchan，haihaoyisishuozheizhonghua？？
tazhijiehuiduidao：“wojiusuanmeirenzhui，yekanbushangni！niyebuqucesuozhaozhaozijishenmedexing？zhubizichadacongshenmedaxiang？？nizenmehaoyisishanglaiyaoweixin，zenmehaoyisi......”
guniangyueshuoyuelaiqi，xiaoliandouqihongle。
kaochuangdezhangfagunianglianmanglanzheduanfaguniang，anfudao：“haolexiaoyebieshuole，womenbulitajiushile。”
danshi，tingdaoxiaoyezheifanhua，zaixiangdaogangcaierrenkanlinbaineiyanshen，jirounandunshietoudeqingjinjiutuqile。
lianggechou**zhuangshenmezhuang？？？kandaoshuaigehaibushizoubudongdao，zhuangshenmeqingchundaxuesheng！
tadunshimeihaoqidao：“chouniangmen，nikanbushangwo，laozikandeshangni？nilianjilaozitixienidoubupei！nijiupei......”
jirounankaleyixia，suihouyongshouzhizhelinbaidetou：“nizuiduojiupeizheizhongruojizixiaobailian！”
yipangzhengzaikanrenaochiguadelinbai：“？？？”
tadunshimeibengzhu，xiaozheshuodao：“yo，ge，haiyouwoyifenni？”
肌肉男：“？？？”
“nizaideyishenmeaxiaozi？a？a？a！”
jirounanyueshuolianhaicoudeyuejin，linbaidouyijingwendaotaneimanzuideyanweile。
linbailianmangtuikai：“dage，shuohuajiushuohua，biekaojin，doukuaiwenshangle....”
jirounan：“a！shuohua！shuohuaa！”
linbai：“dage，nixianlengjing....”
jirounan：“nidaodinengbunengzuozhei？！wodaodishibushiren？a！！”
“去你丫的！”
说时迟那时快！
yigewanquankanbuqingchudebazhang，yixunleibujiyanerzhishi，dazailejirounanlianshang。
jirounanlianshunjianwaidaolingyibianqu，youdianmeng。
gangshenmedongxifeizijilianshangle？？
是巴掌吗？？
完全没看清啊！
dangran，linbaishiyigeleyuzhurendehaohaizi，meikanqing，linbaijiuxuanzerangtakangeqingchu。
很快啊。
zuoyouzuoyou，baba。
哔哩啪啦...
shijigebazhang，jiugenguoniandebianpaoyiyang，dazailewangtengdelianshang。
cikedewangteng，jiuhaosigangcongshuilinachulaiyueryiyang，shenziniulainiuqu，papazuoxiang。
zhouweideren：“(ωдω)？？”
【shouhuochexiangqunzhongzhenjingzhi+100】
【shouhuochexiangqunzhongzhenjingzhi+100】
【shouhuochexiangqunzhongzhenjingzhi+100】
zheicaozuo，kandezhouweiderenyizhenmengbi。
我嘞个逗....
zheiliangrenshizaishangyanshenme**de**ma？？
zheibazhang，aiyowei....
zuodehenjindeyimingdayegankaidao：“guoranyingxiongchushaonian，zheishishang，haishihaorenduoa！haizi，zuodehenhao。”
zhouweiqitachengkeyeshiwangzhelinbairenkededianlediantou。
linbaihuilehuishouhuiyingzhongren，yilianzhengqidehandao：“woyuxieebugongdaitian！”
“说得好！”
zhongrenpilipalakaishiguzhangjiaohao。
linbai：“suoyiwojueding，batafenshi。”
dayelimashuqidamuzhi：“hao！haizinidezuofahendui，fenshihaoa，fenshi......”
shuodaoyiban，dayeliansetubian，tengdeyixiajiuzhanleqilai：“**！dengdeng！！！haizi，ni....nishuoshenme？？dayeerduobuhao，nigangcaishuodeshi....”
“对，分尸。”
linbailianshangdaizhedandandeweixiao，yudiaopingjingdehaoxiangshishuoyaokougebishiyiyangpingchang。
大爷：“？？？”
观众：“？？？”
chexiangneisuoyouren：“？？？”