kandaozheixierentaopao，linbaifeidanmeiyouzulan，haizhudongshangquchanfunianlingdadelaoren。
“laorenjianinmandian....”
“eihaoliexiexieninianqingren，kebunengxuelimianneiren....dengdeng，nibujiushi....a！！”
laotoulaotai，dunshijianburufei。
linbai：“.......”
dengdaochexiangkonglezhihou，linbaiyoushangqianpailepaidieluohanzuishangmiandeneigeren，qingshengshuodao：
“xiongdi，xingxing，gaipaole。”
neirenjiangyingdezhuanguotoukanxianglinbai，chuhutayiliaozhiwaideshi，kandaodebingbushixiangxiangdangzhongxiongsheneshadelianpang，fanershiyizhangfeichangwenroudexiaolian。
danshi，cishidezheizhongxiaolian，quebingmeiyourangtagandaoqingsong，fanergengshiyizhentoupifama！
zheishishang，shenmerenzuikepa？
shixiongsheneshadeshashouma？
不...
shimiandaiweixiaodehenren！！！
erzheigenianqingren，zhengshizheizhonghenren！！
tatengdeyixiajiuzhanleqilai，duizhelinbaigangayixiao：“buhaoyisiagemen....gangcaishiwochongdongle....”
shuowan，taadeyisheng，touyebuhuidechaozhewaimianpaoqu。
suihou，dieluohandeyiqunren，yeshiyicipaleqilai。
ranhoukanyiyanlinbai，ranhouyilianjingkongdepaochuchexiangzhiwai。
erzuihouyige，zeshishenchuantaijifudelaotouzhangbaoguo。
cishitadelianshangdaoshimeiyousihaodejinghuang，fanershiliansepingjingdepailepaishenshangdehui，ranhouyoucongrongbupodezhenglileyixiayifu，zuizhong，jiangmuguangkanxianglelinbai，ranhouyilianchengkendeshuodao：“nixiaoziyoudiandongxi....shilaotouwotainianqingle，dayile，meiyoushan....ruguobushinibiwonianqing，woweibihuishu。”
shuowan，tabianshuangshoufuzaishenhou，bubeibukangdeconglinbaishenpangzouguo。
danzoulejibu，buzhiweihezheisijiaojiubutingshihuan，langbeidepaoleqilai。
观众：“？？？”
【hahaha，haizaizhuang？？】
【puchi，xiaosiwole，zheilaodayedezuizhenyinga。】
【puchi，haoyigezhangbaoguo，haoyigeshandianwulianbian~】
【youdongxide，wozhinengshuoyoudongxide。】
【hahaha，zheiyetaigaoxiaole。】
erzheishihou，kandaokongdangdangdechexiang，wangtengyeshifeichangxiaoxinyiyi，wanruyigejianleqinglangdeshaonvneiban，yongshouqingqingchelechelinbaideyijiao，xiaoshengdeshuodao：“neige...gege，wonengzouma？”
linbaihuiguotoulai，lianshangluchuyisifuheideweixiao：“nizoulewochaisheiwana？”
wangteng：“o(╥﹏╥)o”
yipangdemomogenxiaoyetingdaolinbaizheihua，tantedekaikou：“jiranmeiwomenshi，neiwomenjiuxianzoulege....”
linbai：“niliangyebuxing。”
小叶：“？？？”
沫沫：“？？？”
linbaiweixiaozhezhushizhesanren，anfudao：“biehaipama，woyoubushihuairen。”
sanren：“（¯﹃¯）（¯﹃¯）（¯﹃¯）”
不信！除非你发誓！
而此时，车厢外。
suoyourendouyigunaodepaolechulai，yigegelianshangjingkongdebiaoqing，dunshibagebichexiangderendoujiheleyitiao。
yigedongbeidedagerenbuzhulehedao：
“bushi，nimenpaoshaa？nanbuchenggebichexiangnaosangshila？？”
zhongrendunshihahadaxiaoqilai。
zhangbaoguo：“qu**！”
zheishihou，qiahaoyimingcheshangdegongzuorenyuanluguo。
“mafanrangyirang，guazihuashengtianshanwumei.....yo，zheilizheimeduorena，xiangbidoushilaimaiwodetianshanwumeideba？wogennishuo.....”
zhangbaoguochongshangqian，wubijingkongdelazhegongzuorenyuandeshou，jiejiebabadao：“haizaiwumei？....gebichexiang....youbiantai！youbiantaia！！tahuitaijiquan，haihuidarenerguang，wogennishuo，youzheimegaosudejixiejinruzhongguo，nianzhaowojichudedinglv，huanglongjiangyidaiquandailanyaerji....”
gongzuorenyuan：“？？？”
buzhiqingchengke：“？？？”
zhangbaoguozheifanhua，dunshibagongzuorenyuanjizhengmengbile。
什么跟什么啊？？
takanzheyongjiderenqun，zaiyikantamenlianshangdebiaoqing。
嗯....
zheibiaoqing，kanqilaiqueshibuxiangshixiangchitianshanwumeideyangzi.....
daogengxiangshichileshideyangzi。
talianmangwendao：“daye，nilengjingyixia，daodichishenmeshile？？abu，daodifashengshenmele？”
张保国：
“gebiyougefengkuangdenianqingren。”
gongzuorenyuan：“？？？”
“dui，neirenzhandoulizhishao9999”
一名年轻人补充道。
gongzuorenyuan：“？？？”
“neixiaohuozizhangdehaitingshuaide，jiushiwandetingbiantai。”
yiayiyilianyihandegankaidao。
gongzuorenyuan：“(．．)…”
zuihou，zhongrenqishengshuodao：“tongzhi，nimenganjinchushouba，zaibuchushou，zanmenzheigaotieshangderendoubugoutashade。”
gongzuorenyuan：“？？？？？”
这尼玛...
都什么跟什么啊！！
talianmangnachuduijiangji：“neige，zhihui....11jiechexiangxuyaozhiyuan，laiyiduirenchabuduoba......”
shuodaozheilitalengleyixia，kanleyiyanzhouweiyishuangshuangzhengdadeyanjing，youbuchongdao：“zailianxiyixiazhongdianzhandeyisheng....wohuaiyicheshangdechengkeshiwuzhongdu，shenzhichuwentile。”
几分钟后。
cheshangzhuzhadejingchalaidaole11haochexiang。
weishoudeshiyigeheipifudezhongnianzhuanghan，tazoushangqianshuodao：“nimenhao，woshiyixiaoduideduizhangzhuchenguang，fashengshenmele？youshenmewomenkeyitigongbangzhude？”
zhangbaoguocishiyijinghuifulizhi，zoushangqianpingjingdishuodao：“shizheiyangdexiaohuozi，gebiyouyigenianqingrenjiechigaotie！”
gangcaimaiguazidegongzuorenyuan：“？？？”
这人病好这么快？
tingdaozhangbaoguozheihua，zhuchenguangfeidanmeiyouhaipa，fanershirenbuzhuheheyixiao。
劫高铁？？
还一个人？？？
呵呵呵.....
zheiniantou，haiyouzheizhongshazi？？
zheibusongshangmendeyidenggongma？？
taxinzhongyizhenkuangxi，lianmanganfuzhongren，shuodao：“fangxinba，dayedamamen，nimenzhidaowozhuchenguangjiaoshenmema？xieekexing，youwozainimenhaibufangxinma？”
dayedamamenshangxiadaliangleyixiazhuchenguang。
yikoutongshengdao：“gangcaiyougerengennishuohuayuqiyimoyiyang，ranhoutabiantuoluole....”
朱晨光：“？？？”
陀...陀螺？？
zhuchenguangbiaoshi，zhongwenqueshibuhaoxue，liantayigezhongguorendouyoudiantingbudong。
不过他还是安抚道：
“jiusuanxinbuguowo，nandaonimenhaixinbuguowomenyiduixiongdima？”
yimingdama：“pashiyaodiefen。”
zheiyixia，zhuchenguanghaiyoutashouxiadejirendunshijiunaohuole。
我测？
dayedamajiuzheimekanbushangziji？？？
zhuchenguangqiangdiaodao：“dayedama，womenbushishenmeyeyude，womenkeshizhuanyede，shouguoxunlian，zhuanmenbaohudajiaanquandelianjiazi！”
yimingdaye：“nanshuo。”
朱晨光：“？？？”
“niangde，wolaozhujintiandaoyaokankanzheilimiandaodishigeshenmeyaomoguiguai，dayedama，mafanrangyixiaba，youwozhuchenguangzaidedifang，xieejiangwuchudunzang！！！”
shuowan，tabianyimadangxian，chuanguorenqunzoulejinqu。
tuikaichexiangmenyikan....
果不其然！
limianhaizhenyouyigenianqingren，zhengjiechizhejigerenzhi。
danshoulidewuqi，quezhiyouyigexiaochuizi。
kandaozheiyimu，zhuchenguangzuijiaozhibuzhudeshangyang，chadianmeidangchangxiaochushenglai。
jiuzhei？（zuijiaoshiwudu）
jiuzhei？（zuijiaosanshidu）
jiuzhei！！（zuijiaojiushidu）
tabenyiweidayedamamenshuodezheimeheren，limianhuishigeshenmebudeledeweixianrenwuni。
meixiangdaoameixiangdao，jiushiyigenazhexiaochuizideshaxiaozi？？？
zheinalishishenmehuairena....
zheijianzhijiushisongshangmendeyidenggonga！！
zhuchenguangdunshikangfenqilai，conghuailitaochudiangun，dashengdao：“nimendoutuihou，nimenmeijingyan，zheizhongweixiandeshiqing，wolaozhudangrenburang。（sheidoubiegenwoqiangyidenggong！）”
shuowan，tajiulvxiandakaimen，zhizhelinbaidashenghandao：
“oixiaogui，ganmani？”
linbaihuanhuantaiqitou，pieleyiyanzhuchenguang，meiyouhuida。
只是微微一笑。
suihou，congshenhounachuneipingxuebi，cishixuebikouzishanghaisaizheyikuailanbu.....
朱晨光愣了一下。
哒吧....
linbaitaochudahuoji，qingqinganleyixia，shengyindanmodeshuodao：
“fangxiawuqi，tingzhidikang，tanbaicongkuan，kangjucongyan！”
朱晨光：“？？？”
大哥！
nishuodedoushiwodecia！