“哎哟，好痛！”
“heihei，zhongyishangshuotongzebutong，renrenjiuhaole！”
“shima，neinianzhongdianba，zhiyaonengrangwoshufujiuxingle！”
“......”
linyangdingzheyanyanlieri，gangzoudaojiazhongxiaomuwuwaimian，jiutingdaolezheiduanduihua。
**！
dazhongwude，laotougennagemeinvzaiwuliniwaini？
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zhijianwulidedachuangshangtangzheyimingshencaifengmandeqiao**，linyangrenshita，zheishilonghushanxiakaizahuobudezhangguafu。
chuangbianzuozheyigeshenchuandaopao，toufahuabaidelaotou，tazhengyinqindijinvrenanzhemo！
“回来了？”
laotoupielelinyangyiyan，mianbugaisexinbutiaodiwendao。
“laotou，ni，nizai**？！”linyangyileng，zheigentaxiangdehuamianyoudianbuyiyanga！
“废话！”
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“......”
linyangfanlegebaiyan，xinshuonidouqilaobashile，juranhaoyisijiaorenmeimei？
“laolong，woganjuehaoduole，yaobuxiacizailaizhaoniba！”
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“懒得搭理你！”
laotouyagenbujiecha，ziguzididianranhanyan，dandandishuodao：“niyebiexianzhele，zhunbeixiayigerenwuba！”
“沃日！”
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linyangyitingdunshizhamao，zaolaotouzihuaidehen！
zijiyaosihouzheilaodongxibushuo，haidexiyizuofan，titafazhanguowaideanshashili，jieguodaotoulailiankoushuidouhebushang？
“zheishizuihouyigerenwule。”
“nihuiningcheng，baohuhaolaotangjianeigendumiaojiuxing！”laotoudandandao。
“汤颖？”
“meicuo，jiushineinizi！”
“......”
shinianqian，linyanggangshangxiaoxue，yiningchengshoufuluojiaweizhudeyibangren，pairenyongchezhuangsilelinyangdemuqin，erfuqinyecongcirenjianxiaoshi。
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“sangexifu？”linyangbujintoupifama。
“laotou，nidangwodeshenshijingangshima？haisangexifu，nijiubupawoxiangniyiyangshenkuia！”
“nizheituzaizi，sheishuolaozishenkuile！”
laotouyitingborandanu，shunshounianqiyikehuashengmiquzhiyidan。
嗖！
linyangshanshenhuitouyikan，huashengmijianghouhoudemubanqiangzhijieshechuanle......
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kanlaibuguanshenmenianji，doubunengshuonanrendeshenbuxing......
“滚犊子！”
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biekanlaotounianjida，shenshouqueguiyimoce！
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“huangzuxuemaijuexing，shishihounahuibengaishuyutadeyiqiele！”
……
ningchengjiedao，linyangkanzhexixirangrangderenqun，erbianhuidangzheshuxidexiangyin，xinzhongyizhenjidong！
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“qushibeilu18hao！”
linyanglakaichemenzuolejinqu，tazhunbeixianqukankantangying。
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“xiansheng，zheilijiushishibeilu18hao！”
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ruguosijiganhuyouziji，linyangbaozhengbuzouta！
“zaochaile！xianshengnihenduonianmeihuilaileba？”sijihuyidao。
“哦，原来如此！”
linyangxiachetaochushoujibolegedianhua，shoujineitouhenkuaichuanlaileyigenvrendeshengyin：
“daren，ninyouhefenfu？”
“zhuque，woshuoguonijiaowomingzijiuhao！”
“属下不敢！”
shenweitianwangdiandesidahufazhiyi，zhuqueduilinyangchongmanlezunjing。
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“属下明白！”
zhuquepielepiezui，chasigenvrendeziliao……
nanren，guorandoushidazhutizi！
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sangexiangqinduixiang，yigenvjing，yigenvyisheng，haiyouyigenvzongcai。
“wolegequ！laotouzizheishijigeyisia？”
linyangjiannandiyanlekoutuomo，taturanxiangqileweixiaobao......
“轰！轰！”
yizhenpaochedepaoxiaoshengdaduanlelinyang，taxunshengkanquzhijianyiliangheisedemashaladizongcai，zhengchaozijizheibianjichierlai。
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嘭！
yishengmenxiang，nanrendaodibuqi，tangzaidishangtongkudi**zhe。
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“meinv，nihuibuhuikaichea，zhuangdaorenla！”
yigeguangtouhunhunmanlianweisuodikanzhenvsiji，liangzhiyanjinglishanshuozheqinshoudeguangmang......