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lengjingxialaihou,wocaikaikouzhiwen:

“ashen?jiaodetingqinrede!woyiqianzenmemeifaxiannimenguanxizheimehao?”

“erqiewojidenimenlianggehaoxiangyemeiyoujiaguolianxi,nizenmehuikandaotapengyouquan!”

xuluyandishanguoyisixinxu,keyuqiqueshifendanding:“nichuchaneitian,gongsisongleyuebing,tabangmangdaiguolai,womencaijiashanglianxide。”

wonaozilingguangyishan,shunjianxiangdaoleliangjianshizhijiandelianxi。

wochuchaqian,haihefushenshuoguo,xulubuzhidaowoshizheibenshudezuozhe。

haihetadiaokandao,xulushuoguoyaoyishenxiangxujidashenzuojia。

zailianxiangdaofushenchangchanggantanwominghao,qudaolexiangxuluzheiyangpiaoliangdelaopo。

yizhongbuhaodeyuxiangzaiwonaohaixingcheng。

nandao,tamaochongdashenzuojia,jiushiweilexulu?

nandao,neigenanrenjiushifushen?!

xiangdaolimiandeguanlian,woqidehunshenzhandouqilai。

xulujianwonuqichongtian,dunshiyelailepiqi,xiangyiwangyiyangnaoqilebieniu。

duqixiaozui,yinyangguaiqidishuo:“nizheishishenmebiaoqing?wohenitongshijiagelianxideziyoudoumeiyoule?”

ruguoshiyiqian,tahaishiwoxinzhongdexiaojiaoqi。

jiantazheiyangnaobieniu,wodangjijiuhuishangqianhongta,shengpatabukaixin。

napatayaotianshangdexingxing,woyehuixiangbanfajitazhai。

kexianzai,tazaiwoxinliyijingzangle!

suiranhaibukeyihetacheditanpai,danwoyebuxiangjitahaolianse。

woyuqilengdandishuo:“mei,nixihuanjiujia,bijingzheikeshinizuixihuandedashenzuojia。”

xuludelianseshunjianhuanhe,deyidishuo:

“ninenglijiejiuxing,woyihounanmianyaohedashenduojiaoliu。”

wochixiao,“shiya,duojiaoliu,biejiaoliudaochuangshangjiuxing,nikeshiyangyanyaoyishenxiangxuni!”

xulubiaoqingyijiang,naonudishuo:“nihushuobadaoxieshenme?nizaizheimexiaoqi,wojiubulinile!”

wolenglengyixiao,“xing,wobushuo,wohaoxintixingniyiju,kebierangrenyumuhunzhule!”

xuluqueyilianbuxie:“qie,shuodaodinihaishijiduashendecaihua!”

我嫉妒傅深?

真是搞笑至极!

woshijidutapijiuheduoleyoudadunan,haishijidutayijingkaishitudingdefaxing?

woshizhenmeixiangdaoxuluhuineimechun,beidashenguanghuanmengbishuangyan。

lianfushenzheizhonghuose,tayenengrenshoudele!