第6章 废话真多!

“噗!”

tahuashenggangluo,chushaoyoudeshouzhongjianjiupobujidaidehuichu,hesanliancanjiaodoumeiyoufachu,naodaijiufeishangletian!

xiaotiancifushouqianxing,chushaoyoulvzhentianbusanqianqiangzhegensuiershang,haohaodangdang,zhibenhefu!

hejiazailiunianqianhaishilingjiangxiqudeyigexiaojiazu,kaozheliunianqianneichangcanan,hejiapanshanglexiqudelongtoulaodazhaojia,bingqielianyin,liunianlai,hejiazaoyijinfeixibi,zuneichanyezhongduo,rendingxingwang,yanranchenglexiqudefuguidajia。

huadengchushang,hejiadamenkoucheshuimalong,rentouyongdong,quandoushilaicanjiahejialaoyezihequanbaoqishishouyande。

haocheyiliangjieyiliangdekaiguolai,xialaidequanshidaguanguiren,shangjiamingliu。

xiquyoutouyoulianderenwu,dadaxiaoxiaodefuhaojiezhongerlai,jibianlingjiangshilingwaisanqu,yeyoubushaorenqianlaihejiafuyan。

zhangzhangdehongditan,conghejiadamenkouyizhipudaoyuannei,ruodadeyuanzilidenghuohuihuang,hejiazhongrenzhengpaoqianpaohoudejiedaikeren,meigerenlianshangdouyangyizhexiaoyi。

ketingnei,shenchuandahongtangzhuangdehequanbaojingshenjueshuo,duanzuozaitaishiyishang,yugelushenfenzunguidekerenweixiaohanxuan。

yimingzhongniannanzizoudaotashenbian,dishengshuo:“die,shouyanjiukuaikaishile,kehebiaobuzhiqunale,daoxianzaihaimeilai。”

zhongniannanziminghejiafeng,shengyousaneryinv,hebiaoshitasanzi,yejiushihesan。

hequanbaokanxiangshenceyigeqingniannanzi,weiweizhoumei:“heyong,xiaobeimendoudaoqilema?”

qingniannanzilianmangdiantou:“yeye,dajiadoudaole,jiusandimeilai,yelianxibushangta,zhishitingshuotabaitianhaoxiangyouquzhaoxijianeigexiaoguafule。”

hequanbaoshanyanghuyiqiao,henhenpaileyixiazhuomian:“zheigehunzhangdongxi,zhengtianjiuzhidaochihewanle,zaowanhuijiworechumafanlai!”

tahuashenggangluo,ketingmenkouhuranzoujinyiren,yishenbaipao,shenzitingba,mianronggangyi,yanshenlengjun。

baipaorenshouzhongtuozheyigesifangdeheiqiqimuhe,shenhougenzheshuren,doushimoshengmiankong。

hejiafenglianmangyingshangqu,miandaiweixiaodebaoquan:“nimenshi?”

“lingjiangguren,tingwenhejialaoyeziqishidashou,qianlaisonglibaishou。”baipaobianshixiaotianci,huanhuankaikou。

shouyihui,sifangmuhefeixianghejiafeng,talianmangjiezhu,zhishitaganggangpengzhuhezi,muheshunjiandakai,yikerentougunluozaidi,zhengshihesandenaodai!

“啊!”

jingjiaoshengsiqi,hejiaketingdunshizhaleguo,suoyourensebian!

jibianshihejiafeng,yebeijinghedeliantuiliangbu,dengtakanqingdishangshierziderentoushi,taquanshenhanmaozhaqi,jingnujiaojiadesihouchusheng:“nidaodishishenmeren?shawoaizi,haiganshangmentiaoxin!niyetaikuangwangle!”

“shawohejiaderen,zailingjiang,napashitianwanglaoziyebaobulenimen!”

“来人!”

shijiminghejiayongrenhebaobiaocongwaimianhuxiaochuangru,jiangketingmenkoufengsuodeyanyanshishi,zhidengminglingnaren。

xiaotiancizhanyuketingzhongjian,fushouerli,mianruwubogujing,yanlianweichui,shengyinqingleng:“youyijuhuanishuodehendui,zailingjiang,napashitianwanglaoziyebaobulenimen。”

tahuashengyiluo,chushaoyouyibutachu,shouzhongjiancanglangchuqiao,hanguangshanshan,jianzhizhuren:“suoyouyuhejiawuguanzhiren,likelikai!fouze,jianxiawuqing!”

“唰!”

shenhou,zhentianbushidazhanjiangqiqibajian,jianyingzhongzhong,hanqisensen,weiyanshengyingengshiqizheng:“feihejiazhiren,sutui!”

ruodadehejiaketingnei,yishiyaquewusheng,suoyourendoumengle。

yigejinyihuafudenianqingnanzizoulechulai,manlianbuxiedexiao:“woshuonimenzheixieren,danziyegoudade,shalerenhaimingmuzhangdandezaizheiliweixiewomen,zhibuzhidaozheishina?zheilishilingjiangxiqu,zheilishihejia!shishouwomenzhaojiabaohude!zaixiqu,haimeiyourenganzaiwomenzhaojiarenyanpidixianaoshide!”

“nishishei?”chushaoyoujianzhinianqingnanzi。

nanzilianshangbingwujuse,fanermanshitiaoxin:“zenme,pale?”

“gaosuniyewufang,benshaozhaoyoufang!wotanggezhaoyouweikeshilingjiangshidesandatianjiaozhiyi!wodabozhaoshanhegengshizhaoshijituandezongcai!woyeye……”

“nibushihejiaren,likelikai!”

zhaoyoufangzuijiaoyiqiao,zuijiaojihuwaidaolesaibangzishang,tiaoxinlengxiao:“rangbenshaozou?keyia,nijibenshaoguixia!ketouqiu……”

“废话真多!”

chushaoyouyanjingyimi,shouzhongjianjihui,jianguangshanguo,zhaoyoufangdaozaidishang,zheibeizizaiyeshuobuchurenhefeihualai!

xianxuesijian,xueranhuatang!

“yuhejiawuguanzhirenzaibutuisan,xiachanghetayiyang!”chushaoyoulenghe。

jianjiaoshengsiqi,buyongzaicuicu,suoyouqianlaibaishoufuyandebinkezhengxiankonghoudewangwaitao!

zhayanzhijian,shangbaimingbinketaodeyiganerjing,tingneitingwai,zhishengxiahejiazhongrenle。

“啪!”

hequanbaozhongzhongpaileyixiazhuozi,qishenlaidaoxiaotiancishenqian,nudao:“taixiaozhangle!jianzhimeiyouwangfa!”

“jingweiyijingzailaidelushangle,nimensheiyebiexiangpao!quandengzhebeizhuaba!”

xiaotiancimianwubiaoqing,huanbuzoudaoneizhangtaishiyiqianzuoxia,danrandao:“jiranruci,bianjinizheigejihui,wozaicigonghou。”

mianduiqishibiren,shayilinrandechushaoyoudengren,hejiazhongrensheiyebugandongshou,juzaiyiqidishengjiaotan,yikaishidoubuzenmedanxin,dansuizheshijiandeliushi,zhujiandouyouxieyouxinchongchongqilai。

jinshifenzhongdejianaodengdai,waimianzhongyuchuanlaidongjing,jiaobufanza,lailehenduoren!

hequanbaoneizhanglaolianshanggouqiyimolengxiao:“xiaozi,jingweidaole,wokannihaizenmexiaozhang?!”

huashengluodi,yimingbiaoxingdahantabujinruketing,shenhougenzheshijimingjingwei,shenchuanjingbeizhifu,heqiangshidan,weifenglinlin!

buyonghequanbaozhaohu,hejiafenglikeyingshangqu,manlianbeitong,zhizhexiaotiancihechushaoyoudengren,nudao:“leiduizhang,zheijirenzaiwohejiaxingxiongsharen,haiwangleiduizhangjiangtamenquanbuzhuaqilai,yanchengbudai!”

dahankandaodishangdeshishouhexueji,dunshimeitouyizhou,mianseweiyandekanxiangxiaotianci:“renshinimenshade?”

xiaotiancidiantou,shensedanrandekanzheta,dahanmeixiangdaotarucizhending,zheifudandingshentaijianzhijiushitiaoxin,liketaochuqianglai,heidongdongdeqiangkouduizhunxiaotianci:“jirannichengrenle,neijiufufaba,lairen!batamenquandoukaozou!”

“zhipaniyigeyekaobuzou!”dandandeshengyinxiangqi,chengtieyicongtingwaimaibuerru。