第3章 手撕婚约智商在线

“主角碾压系统?”

“zheishibiaopei?chuanyuezhebidingbangdingxitong?”

mutianciyanlijingguangshanshuo,zuijiaoluchudandandeweixiao,zijiyeshishuduxiaoshuoqianwanzai,zenmekenengchuanyueyijiewurenzhi?

“wojiushuoma?laozihaodaiyeshichuanyuezhe,zenmekenengmeiyoupeijinshouzhi?kebunengdiulechuanyuedajundelian。”

mutiancixinlikuangxi,biaomianhaiyaozhuangzuoyilianlengmo。

“xitong,dakaimianban。”

gumodiankaishangcheng,dunshidankaileyimianzhiyoutanengkanjiandeguangping,suihou,youwushutuwenpububanliutangerxia。

《hunyuanxingyitaijigong》——yiwandianshangchengbi!

《shandianwulianbian》——sanqiandianshangchangbi!

【yongjiuxingsuijigaizaotizhi】——wuqianshangchengbi!

mutiancikanleyiyanzijideshangchengbishengyu——lingdian。

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gumokanzheyilianlengmodefanpai,manlianbushuang,zijikeshizhidaozheihuokaijuyouduomeniupi,bizijizheifeicailiukeshuangduole。

buguohaishishenxiyikouqi,luchujianyidemianpang,ziwoanweidao:zheiyangsuanqilai,wohaishitadieni!bijingwochuangzaoleta。erqiewokeshichuanyuezhe,laoyeyeyoule,zaijiezhilihaimeiqichuang?zheixietiandadejiyu,laonajiuxiaonale。

mutiancihuanhuanzhengkaiyan,tayijingxiaohualezheixitongsuoyoudedongxi。

“ding,renwukaiqi,suzhuyutianmingzhizibaofachongtu,renshengguijizhengshinizhuan。”

“xiangbizheiweijiushishangjietianzhijiaozileba!?shangguandaidao,nishixiangbaninversongjita?”gumolengyouyoudeshuodao。

jiusuanshichuanyuezhekanzheyelaiqia!kandaobenlaishuyuzijideweihunqibeibierenduozou,yeshiyichangfennu。

“fangsi,gumo,nianzainiwoliangjiashishijiaofenshang,yizhirenrang,danjiupingni?niyigeluomodexiaojiazushaozuzhang,haixianglaihamachitianerou,chimitiangongbani”。shangguandaidaohaimeishuoshenme,pangbiandezhanglaoqueyipaizhuoziyincecedeshuodao。

shangguanyuanerzhanzaishangguandaidaoshenpang,chenmoyichang。

“mugongzi,rangnijianxiaole。”yipang,shangguandaidaogongshoukuxiaodao。

tayemeixiangdao,gumozheisijuranzheimebushidati,zaizheizhongchanghejitanankan。

“wufang,nimenjixu。”mutianciweixiaodao。

“jiexialai,jiuyinggaishigumosilehunshu,dangzhongshuochusannianzhiyuedeqiaoduanle。”

mutiancizaiyipanglaoshenzaizai,lengyanpangguan,congtoudaowei,haosijiuzhishiyigekanke。

zheidoushilaotaolule,zicongtuboshudashenhengkongchushixieleyibendouqihuama,kaichuangletuihunliuyipaihou,takeshiaoyekanlebushaozheileizuopin。

zhujiaomoumou,jinglilekaichangjiazumeiluo,youbeixinmuzhongzuiaidenvshenweihunqiwuqingtuihunhou,congciqiyubuduanzoushanglenitianjueqi,hengsaotianxia,jinshoutianxiagelumeinvdelaotaogushi。

“yuaner,wozhixiangwenniyiju,nishifouxianggensuizheishangjiesuoweidetianzhijiaozi?”gumobinglengdewendao。

tasuiranshizuozhe,dannvrenxinhaidizhen,guizhidaotaxinlixiangzheshenme?erqiezheixiaoshuowozigehaimeixiewanni!andaoli,zheinvzhu,houmianwohuishoulede,tadexinyinggaishixiangzhewode。

wuneizheiyikesuoyourenkanzhezheimianrongjuemei,wojianyoulian,yishuangmouzigengshiwanruyiwangqiushui,gupanshengxi,meidairuhua,rutongconghuazhongzouchudexianzi,rangrenwufayikaimuguang。

“haola!gumo,nihairenwozheigeshangguanshushudehua,nijiuxianhuiqu,keyima?!”shangguandaidaolenglengdewendao。

zheibushixunwen,gengxiangshimingling。

gumonuhuozhongshao,buguohaishirenzhule,shenxiyikouqi,lenglengdekanzhetamen,meiyoushuohua。

shangguanyuanerkanleyanmutianci,xiangshuoxieshenmedanhaishisanjianqikou,gumosihumingbaileshenme,shenxiyikouqi,bahunshucongjiezhinalechulai,dangzhezheixierendemian,dangzhongsidiao。suirandangzhongsidiaohunshu,buguoyihouhaishiyoujihuide,meicishangguanyuanertanxian,mingxuanyixian,zhujiao,yejiushiwodouhuijiuta,erqiemeicidouqiadaohaochu。

qianshenyuanbenhaixiangzhedangzhongxiexiushu,diuzaitamenlianshang,buguozheibushizuosima?tasuiranshizhujiao,danzhishanghaizai。

“congciyihou,womenjiumeiyourenheguanxile。”gumosuiranliansecongrong,danxinlizenmexiangde,zhiyoutazijizhidao。

suiranfennu,danwukenaihe,zheilimeiyouyigezijinengdaguode,genghekuangzheichaojifanpaibossle,zijirenrenjiuguoqule。dengzijilikaizheixinshoucun,kaiguaquwaimianshuadengji,yihouzailaishoushizheiqunjiahuo,heleerbuwei?

zijiyoubushishazi,xianzaizijicaiyinqiyijing,erfanpaimenzuididedoushitianyuan,erneigemutiancizuididouyoukenengshitiangangjingjie。

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(xiajiejingjie:xuanti,yinqi,yunyang,tianyuan,tuofan,tiangang,disha,leijie,feisheng)