听我心声后,全家大佬都不装了第1章

chuanchengzuosinvpei,wojuedingbailandengsi,queyiwainengtingdaosuoyourendexinsheng——biaomianmawochunhuodebazongnanzhuxinlizaijianjiao【takuqilaihaokeai!】,lengyankanwodegegemenneixinzaipaoxiao【sheigandongwomeimei!】zhidaowofaxian,neiweikansichunliangdexiaobaihuanvzhu,xinlixiangdejingshi:【zheinvpeizenmebuanjubenlai?zaibuwanjiewoyaohuiqujichengyiwanjiachanlea!】

linxiaoxiaohuifuyishideshunjian,zhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuan,ciyandejinsediaodengguangmanghuangdetayanjingshengteng。

shouzhongchuanlaibingliangjianyingdechugan,taditou,kanjianzijixianxideshouzhizhengjinjinzuanzheyizhigaojiaobeidebeijiao,beizhongshixinghongruxuedeyeti。

zhouweishiyixiangbinyingdechangjing,nannannvnvdouchuanzheangguidelifu,dantamencikedemuguang,doudaizhehaobuyanshidebiyi、chaofenghekanhaoxideyiwei,qishuashuadijujiaozaitashenshang。

jiyirutongxiongyongdechaoshui,mengdichongjintadenaohai。

她穿书了。

chuanjinlezuowanaoyekanwandeneibenmingwei《zongcaideqiyuejiaochong:tianxinbiexiangtao》debazongnvewenli,chenglelimianhetatongmingtongxingdeedunvpei!

shulidelinxiaoxiao,shilinshijituandeqianjin,jiaozongbahu,xiongdawunao,duinanzhuguchenfengchixinyipian,queyinweibuduanxianhaishanliangjianrendexiaobaihuanvzhusuwaner,zuizhongbeiguchenfengqinshoushoushi,jiazuyefangqileta,luodegezhongpanqinli、cansijietoudexiachang。

erxianzai……zhengshitarenshengbeijudekaiduan!

yuanzhuqingjieli,zaizheichanggushijituanjubandecishanwanyanshang,tayinweijiduguchenfengduisuwanerluchuleyigehanjiandeweixiao,jiudangzhongjiangshouzhongdehongjiupozailesuwanerdebaiselifushang,qiturangtachuchou。

jieguo,chedijinuleguchenfeng。

neiweilengkuwuqingdebazong,dangchangxuanbuyutajiechuhunyue,binghaobuliuqingdimingrenjiangta“qing”lechuqu,rangtahetabeihoudelinjia,doulunweilezhenggeshangliushehuidexiaobing!

完了!全完了!

linxiaoxiaodexinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujinjinzuanzhu,jihuyaozhixi。takanzhezijineiyijingweiweitaiqideshoubei,yijibeizhongneijijiangqingxieerchudeyeti,zaikanxiangzhanzaitaduimian,neigechuanzhejiebailifu,shenxingdanbo,yankuangweihong,yifuchuchukelian、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoyunjueguoqudesuwaner……

suwanerneizhangqingchundongrendelian,zaicikedelinxiaoxiaoyanli,jianzhibidiyudesuomingfuhaiyaokepa!

poxiaqu,jiushiwanjiebufu!

bupo?anzhaoyuanzhuderensheheqingjieguanxing,takenengsidegengkuai!

dianguanghuoshizhijian,qiushengdebennengyadaoleyiqie!qutamadeqingjie!qutamaderenshe!tabuxiangsi!

jiuzaibeikoujijiangqingxiedeqianlingdianlingyimiao,linxiaoxiaodeshouwanyingshengshengzaibankongzhonghuachuyidaojiqiguiyishengyingdehuxian——

「哗啦——!」

yinhongdejiuyetuoliledixinyinliyiban,huachuyidaopiaoliangdepaowuxian,ranhou……yidibushengdi,quanbujiaozailepangbianyipenzhiyefanmao、yikanjiujiazhibufeidelanhuapenzaishang。

nongyudejiuxiangshunjianmimankailai。

yuanbenhaiyouxieqieqiesiyudeyanhuiting,dunshixianruleyipiansiji。

落针可闻。

suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing,nanyizhixindikanzhezheiyimu,kanzheneipenwuguzaoyangdelanhua,yijibaochizhepojiuzishi、biaoqingjiangyingdelinxiaoxiao。

linxiaoxiaoganjuezijilianshangdejiroudouzaichouchu,tajiannandijichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,ganbabadiduizheneipenlanhua,yeshiduizhequanchangdekongqijieshidao:「zhei、zheihua……kanqilaiyoudiannianle,wojitajiaojiaoshui!buchongdian……weishengsu?」

众人:「……」

诡异的寂静在持续。

yidaobinglengcigu,daizheqianglieyapogandeshixianzhouranluozaitashenshang,rangtatoupifama。

linxiaoxiaojiangyingdizhuanguotou,duishangleyishuangshensuiruhantandemouzi。

顾辰风。

benshudenanzhujiao,gushijituandezhangquanren,yigezaishangchangshangshafaguoduan、lengkuwuqingdenanren。tachuanzhejiancaiwanmeideheisexizhuang,shenzitingba,junmeiwuchoudelianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,zhishineishuangyanjing,zhenglenglengdi、buhanyisiwendudiningshizheta,rutongzaikanyijianhaowujiazhidelaji。

linxiaoxiaohedexinzangzhouting,hunshenbingliang,yijingzuohaolebeitadangzhongbinglenghechi、shenzhizhijierangrenbatadiuchuqudezhunbei。

wanle,suiranmeiponvzhu,danraoluanyanhui,xiachanggujiyehaobudaonaliqu……

然而——

yigeyutatingdaodebinglengqichangjieranbutongde、daizhejifenmingxianyihuohejiliyayizhemouzhongqingxudenianqingnansheng,tuwudizaitanaohailizhaxiang:

【……zheichunnvrenyouzaiwanshenmexinbaxi?jiaohua?tafendeqingmeiguiheyuejima?neimingmingshilanhua!】

林笑笑:「???」

谁?!谁在说话?!

tajingkongdidengdaleyanjing,mengdikanxiangguchenfeng。duifangyijiumianruohanshuang,xiantiaowanmeidechunbanminchengyitiaolengyingdezhixian,genbenmeiyoukaikoudejixiang。

keneigeshengyin……fenmingjiushitade!

【tadengzheyanjingdeyangzi……xiangjilejialineizhibeiqianglexiaoyugandeshamao。】neigeshengyinzaicixiangqi,daizheyisijinanchajuedewanwei,【youdian……chundekeai?】

林笑笑彻底石化了。

ta……tanengtingdaoguchenfengdexinsheng?!

zheinandaojiushichuanyuefuzengdejinshouzhi?!duxinshu?!

kezheixinsheng……genguchenfengneifu「tianliangwangpo」debazongwaibiaoyexiangchataiyuanleba?!「chundekeai」shishenmeguia?!

jiuzaizheishi,beiguchenfengxiayishihuzaishenhoudesuwaner,qieshengshengdiwangqiannuoleyixiaobu,tataiqineishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjing,kanlekanlinxiaoxiao,youkanlekanguchenfeng,shengyinroudenengdichushuilai:「chenfenggege,nibieguaixiaoxiao,ta……takenengzhishixinqingbuhao,bushiguyiyaoraoluanyanhuide……」

tazuishangshuozheqiuqingdehua,danneishuangyanjingli,quefeikuaidishanguoyisilinxiaoxiaojiqishuxide、shuyuchuanyuezhetongxingdejiaojihe……cuicu?

jinjiezhe,yigeqingxierjicudenvsheng,zaicihaowuyuzhaodizajinlinxiaoxiaodenaohai:

【kuaia!powo!anqingjiezoua!jiuxianzai!wangwoshenshangpo!wolifulimiandouchuanhaolefangshuidadile!jiudengzheluoshuifanshadaliannile!dajienibiekazaizheiguanjianqingjiedianshanga!wohaiyaoganzhewanchengkpihuiqujichengwodeyiwanjiachanni!!!】

林笑笑:「!!!」

takanzheyanqianzheiweikansichunliangwugu、neixinqueyijingzaifengkuangpaoxiaode「xiaobaihua」nvzhu,youpieleyanpangbianneiboguanglinlin、zuyishangyanluoshuiximadeshineiyouyongchi,ganjuezijideshijieguanshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。

zheigeshijie,congnanzhudaonvzhu,haoxiangquanyuandoubutaiduijing?!

tazhiqianxiangde「sidingle」,shibushi……youdianweishiguozao?

guchenfengkanzheyanqianbiaoqingbianhuanmoce,yihuierjingkongyihuiermangrandelinxiaoxiao,meitoujibukechadiculeyixia,zhongyukailejinkou,shengyinyijiushilengde:「linxiaoxiao,ni……」

tadehuahaimeishuowan,linxiaoxiaomengdihuiguoshenlai。

buxing!jueduibunengrangtabahoumiandehuashuochulai!wulunshi「gunchuqu」haishi「jiechuhunyue」,taxianzaidouchengshoubuqi!

jizhongshengzhi,huozheshuo,shipoguanziposhuai,linxiaoxiaomengdixilexibizi,zaisuoyourendoumeifanyingguolaizhiqian,yankuangyirouyankejiandesuduxunsufanhong,dakedakedeleizhuhaowuzhengzhaodigunluoxialai。

「wa——」diyisheng,tahaowuxingxiangdikulechulai,shengyindaizhenongnongdeweiquhe……bailanshidezibaoziqi:「wozhidao!wozhidaowochun!wohuai!wolianhuahecaodoufenbuqing!wojiushigechetoucheweidexiaohua!nimendouxiangkanwochuchouduibudui?buyongnimengan,wozijizou!」

shuowan,tabashoulidekongjiubeiwangpangbianshizhedetuopanliyisai,tiqineiaishideyedizhangqunqunbai,zaizhongrenmudengkoudaidezhushixia,zhuanshenjiuwangyanhuitingdamendefangxiangchongqu。

yibianpao,yibianhainengqingxiditingdaoshenhouchuanlaiguchenfengneichongmaneranheyisihuangluandexinsheng:

【dengdeng!zenmekule?!womeishuoyaogantazoua!wojiushixiangwenwentashouniudaomeiyou……tagangcaineigedongzuokanqilaihenbieniu……】

【kulekulezhendekule!yanleishizhende!**zenmeban?!tapaoshenme?!baobiao!lanzhuta……budui,bielan!rangtapao?yebudui!gaiside!】

【takuqilai……yanjingbizidouhonghongde……haoxiang……gengxiangneizhishamaole……youdian……xiangbao?】

linxiaoxiaojiaoxiapaodegengkuaile。

zheijianguideduxinshu!zheibenghuaideyuanzhushijie!

tadeganjinzhaogemeirendedifang,haohaolengjingyixia!