第1章

“laoye,shentanggenneimafudexuejingxiangrongle!”

“tabushinindeqinshengnver!yuanlaidafurenzaojiugenneimafusitongle!”

“dafuren,laoyeduininqingshenyizhong,nizennengruciduidailaoye!”

erbianchuanlaiyidaocierjianruidenvyin。

谁在吵啊?

shentangmimihuhuzhengkaiyan,quefaxianzijizhengdaizaiyigefulitanghuangdegudaizhaiyuanfengdedatingnei,erzijizhengguozaixiaoxiaodeqiangbaoli,beiyigexiaosidabanmoyangderenbaozaihuaili。

tadeshoushenmeshihoubianchengxiaoxiaodenaituanzishoule?

她变成小婴儿了?

tabushidujieshibaibeileipisime?

cishi,fangzhizaidatingzhongyangdeshiyigegupodelihuamudezhiwujia,jiazishangzhengfangzheyigejinpen,penzineishengfangzhedeqingshuizhongyouliangdixueyezhengzaiyirouyankejiandesuduronghezaileyiqi。

zheishigudaibandixuerenqin?

“xianggong,yuanwanga!”cishi,yigeshenchuananhongseguwenshuangdieyunxingqun,mianrongwenwandaqi,zhuangrongjingzhidenvrencishiguizailedishang,kudeqican,sangyinshaya,“woshiyuanwangde……”

erlingyigeyishencubumashan,beiwuhuadabang,mianrongyouheidenanrenqueshidongqingdewangzhezheimeifuren,“yunshuang,wojiuzhidaotangtangshiwomendehaizi,zaozailaoyegennichengqindeqianyiwanzanmenliangjiudianluandaofeng……”

“nijiwobizui!”cishi,yigeshenchuandahongseguanfu,kuomianguozilian,nongmeidayandenanrenmianshangyipiannuqi,tazhoushenqiyajidi,touzhejiqiangdeyapogan。

“qinyunshuang,nijingzaiyuwochengqinzhiqianjiugenzheichushengdongxigaozaiyiqile,rangwotoushangdailezheimedayidinglvmao!”

“bu……womeiyou……qiunixiangxinwo……”meifurenyaozhetou,kudeleishuilianlian,qicanjile。

nanrenhenhenbilebiyan,dengzaiduzhengkaiyanshi,mouzhongdeburenzaoyibianchengyipianjuejueyuhenli,“qinyunshuangbushoufudao,shuixingyanghua,feidiaotadangjiazhumuzhiwei,jiangtagenzheixiaoyezhongyitongjinzhulong!”

huayinluoxia,shentangcaiyishidao,tachuanshule!

zheibujiushizijiyoulirenjianshikandexiaohuabenshu《tuanchongxiaonaibaoshijinli》lidejuqingme?

zheibenshujiangdeshijinlinvzhubeituanchongzhezhangdadesushuangwen,erzijizechuanshuchenglexiaopaohuinvpei,yichuchangjiuyaogentaniangyiqibeijinzhulongsiqiaoqiao!

bujintashipaohui,tamenquanjiadoushixiachangqicandepaohuifanpai!

zaishuzhong,taniangyuanbenshineigedachenqinjiadedinv,chushenzungui,qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,kequebeixiaoqiewumiegenmafuyouran,shejixianhaizijigenmafudixuerenqin,suihou,tagentaniangzheilianggeduanmingdepaohuijiubeijinzhulonghaisile。

ertayuanbenshizaiyaochimoyubailandexiaopixiu,meitianchichihehekuaihuowubi,quemeisuanzhunzijideleijiezhiri,tahaizaishuimengzhong,yidaogunguntianleipixialai,jiubatapichengletankaoheijiaopixiu,tajiuzheimebeicuidesiqiaoqiaole,quemeixiangdaoyizhengkaiyan,jiuchuanshuchenglemashangyaobeijinzhulongdepaohui!

zheitmddoushishenmeshia!

shentangzaixindiduizhelaotianyeshulegenzhongzhi。

tiandaolaoyeye,nigaowo!

xiayimiao,zaixiaoqiedeyidemuguangzhong,kudeqicanjuewangdeqinyunshuangjiuyaobeinuputuozou。

ershentangyebeinupudiuzaidishangbaozhetuozou。

【bushibabushiba?zheimezhuoliededixueyanqinjishudouxin?xianbushuozheiwanyierkebukexueba,zheifenmingjiushixiaoqieshideji!zheishizaixianhaiwogenwonianga!】

cishi,shenzongguanghuyidechaosizhoukanzhe。

哪来的声音?

这是沈糖在说话?

ketabuguoshigegangchushengmeiduojiudeyinger!genghekuang,ganggangtayemeikaikou!

yishijian,shenzongguanghuaiyishibushitasuishudale,chuxianlehuanting?

【kuiwozheizhadiehaishihouyeni,zheidianhouzhaineiyuandexiaojiliangdoukanbuchulaiyepeizuohouye?azhei?!jiuzhei?!】

【zheifenmingshizaidixueyanqindeshuilijiarulebaifan,jialezheidongxi,zhadiedexuegenmafudexuedounengxiangrong!womenniangliangbidouehaiyaoyuanwuwuwuwu!】

jiudanglianggenupujiuyaojiangqinyunshuangmunvliangtuoxiaqushi——

“qieman!”zaixiaoqiedeyidemuguangzhong,shenzongguangchenshengkaikouzuzhi。

“laoye,zenmele?”xiaoqieyihuodewangzheta。

gaibuhuishiduineijianrenxinruanleba?

renheyigenanrendouwufarongrennvrentouhanzi,toudehaishigexiajiandemafu,gengbietishengchulaidehaizihaishimafudeyezhongle。

shenzongguangyinggaibuhuiqingyifangguozheiduimunvba?

shenzongguangningshizhebuyuanchubeinupubaozaihuailidexiaonuomituanzi。

xiaojiahuocaigangchushengbujiu,shenshangdeqiangbaobeichedezhouzhoubabade,xiaolianbailitouzhedandandefenhong,neishuangwuheiyingrunderuheiputaosideyanmouzhengzaidingzheta,moyangnaixiongnaixiongde。

zheigangchushengdexiaohaijingnengyouzheibanshenqing?

zheihaizidingshibutongxunchang!

沈宗光暗自心惊。

【qisiwole!wozhenggedejiushiwumeiniangsilelaogong,shiqulelizhi!】

【zheizhadienengbunengyoudianmingbianshifeidenengli!naozilizhuangdedoushimaniaome?jinpingbierensanyanliangyujiujiwomenniangliangdingzuile,yehuogailuodegezhanshoushizhong,siwuquanshidexiachang!】

沈宗光:!!!

zheihaizizenmekouchuzheizhongwuyanhuiyu……

haiyou,zhanshoushizhong?siwuquanshi?zheishizenmehuishi?

laibujixixiang,tamianselengningzhe,nachudaozi,chaozhemafubijin。

“laoye……nin……”mafumianlujinghuang。

shenzongguanghuidao,chaoneimafudeshoubeichuhuaqu。

bansuizhemafutongkudeaihaosheng,shenzongguangjiangdaoziduizhunjinpen,xueyeshunzhefenglidedaojiandididadahualuoxialai,jianluorulejinpenzhong。

“laoye,wozhidaoninbuyuanxiangxinzheishishi,kejiusuanshizhongyan,neijieguoyeshiyiyang……”meidengxiaoqieyuelianshuowan,shenzongguangjiudiuxiadaozi,yaopolezijideshizhi。

yidixuecongshenzongguangshizhizhongdiluoxialai,jianluorulejinpenzhong。

“laoye……”zaiyueliancuoedemuguangzhong,shenzongguangdexuejingyuneimafudexuexiangrongle!

周围一片惊呼声。

“这盆水有问题!”

“nanbuchengzhumugendixiaojieshibeiyuanwangde?”

“zheiyetaidaiduleba!”

【zhadiezongsuanshizhishangzaixianleyihuiwuwuwuwozhendehuikusi!】

【zheiyangzongsuannengzhengmingwomenniangliangshibeixianhaidele,womenniangliangdexiaomingzongsuanshinengbaozhuleba!】

shentangsonglekouqi,yipangdeqinyunshuanglianshangleihenbanbo,titoudeleizhuzhanzaileyanjieshang,shichengyicucu,tacuoedeguizaidishang。

shenzongguangmiansenankanzhiji,“wodexuejingyuneijiannanrendexuexiangrong,nanbuchengwogenneijiannanrenyeshixueqinle?”

“laoye,zhei……”yuelianmiansezhoubian,rouruodemianshangyipiancangbai,“qieshenyebuzhishinalichulewenti……”

【zezeze,kaishishuaiguole!jiexialaigaishitashuaiguojitadetieshenbinvlachulaidingzui,batazijizhaideganganjingjingdeximale。】

yuelianhongzheyanzhuanerkanxiangshencedebinv,yangshoujileneibinvyierguang,“chuntao!wozhidaonisulaitaoyanjiejie,keniyebunengzheiyangxianhaijiejie,nizheiyang,qibushirangpangrenwuyiweizheiyiqiedoushiwozheigezuozhuzidezhishideme?”

chuntaobeidadelianshanghongzhong,muguangduishideshunjiantamingbaileshenme,lijiguidaozaidi,kuhanzhe,“doushinubidecuo,shinubiguimixinqiaole……”

jingjingkanzhetamenliangyanxideshenzongguang:……

【zezeze,wozhenshiyuyanjiale。】

【yejiushizhadiegendelexiayanbingsidekanbuqingbailianhuadetaolu,beitazhuoliedeyanjihunongleguoqu。】

瞎眼病沈宗光:……

【zheipenshuifenmingjiushixiaoqiezheiduobailianhuazijizhunbeide,shuilidebaifanjiuzangzaitadezhijiagailini,xianzaijianchadehua,hainengkandaoyidiandianxiaofenmo。】

shenzongguangkanleyanyipangruannuonuodexiaonaituan,muguangyouluozaileyipangchuchukeliandeyuelianshenshang,tataishou,zhuaqiyueliandeshou!

“laoye,nin……”yuelianjinghuangshicuodao。

“zheishishenme?”shenzongguangruilichenlengdemuguangluozaileyuelianshizhichudezhijiagainei。

jiuzaineituzhemudanhongdezhijiagainei,zhengzangzheyidianbaisedefenmo!