“系统。”
subaihuazainaohailihuanxingxitong，zhijiesousuofenghuangchuanqigequ，yipalaxialaijibaishou，baokuolezhongduojingdianfanchang。
zuizhongneishouyueliangzhishangyingrulesubaihuadeyanlian，kandaozheijigezihou，xiangshiyibayaochidakailefengcunjiyidebaoxiang，qianshiguanyuzheishougedejiyiquanbuzhaohuilaile。
《yueliangzhishang》zaidangniankeweishihuobiandajiexiaoxiangdeshenqu，duoshaorennatadangzuoshoujicailing，zhanlingleduoshaozhonglaonianrendeyinxiang，zaisubaihuadejiyili，talaobajiushizaitamianqianzhengtianhengzhezheishouge。
“下载。”
subaihuazainaohaiyidongniantou，suoyoudeguanyuyueliangzhishangdezhishiyigunaodequanbushusongdaosubaihuanaohaili，qu，ci，bianqu，yanchangdejiqiaodenggezhongdongxi。
“歌曲下载成功。”
“qingshezhiduiwaizhuzuoquanmingzi，xitongjiangzidongzhucebanquan。”
tingdaozhei，subaihualimazuoleqilai。
zheicikeyaorenzhenxiangyixiang，kebunengsuibiannonggeshenmemingzishangqu。
“白子。”
“设置成功！”
…
diertianshangwumeike，ermeikededaxueshengchuleshui，jiushichi。
dangranchuanyuelaidiyitiandesubaihuakemeishuilanjue，chuquchigezaofanguangleguang，shunbiandayinleyueliangzhishangzheishougedeciqu。
zuotianbenlaijiuxiangshuojijubeiyangtaodaduanle，jintianchuqukanlekanzheigeshijie，lejieyixiazheigeshijie。
yongyouwuqiannianwenhuadehuaxia，zaizheigeshijieyouxiejiqifadadewenyuchanye，wenhuafenweifeichangnonghou，zheigeshijiederenrenweirenhuozhejiuyinggairangzijixingfukuaile，erbushipinmingdequshangbangongzuo。
tamenmeigerenduiyishuhuoduohuoshaodouyouyidianzhuiqiu，yuanyihuagengduodeshijianhejinqianqukanyibudianying，kanyichangyinlehui，kanyichangxijudenglaifangsongziji。
zheiyeshizheigeshijiedehuayuletanqiangdadeyuanyinzhiyi。
huidaoqinshideshihoufangpingheyangtaohaizaihushengzhenzhen，liuyizhoumihudezuozaichuangshangfadai。
“肘子，给。”
liuyizhouzuishangshuobuzaihule，danxinlihaishitingnanshoude，zheimehaodeyicijihui，jiuzheiyangbeirennazoule，yizhidaohenwancaishuizhe。
duiyutamenzheizhongbusuantaidingjiandeyinlexueyuandexuesheng，xiangyaohuotainanle，tagenzhangjinliangrendouyongyoubucuodewaimao，nenggoupipeiyinlecaizideshili。
danhuayuletanzuibuchadejiushichangdehaoderen，jiugenxiaori…ziguodebucuoderibenbuchamanhuajiayiyang，putongrenxiangyaochutouxuyaodejiushiyunqi，jihui，benyiweitamenxinrenqianyueqieyule，jiunadaoleyishouxinge，haicanjiageshengyouxinrenzheigejibiedezongyijiemu，tamenjiushishuyuyunqibucuodeneiyipiren，meixiangdaodeshibeirenjiehule。
liuyizhoumimihuhudejieguolaile，mizheyanjingyixingyixingdesaomiaozhea4zhidayindeyueliangzhishang。
“嗯。”
“嗯？”
“**。”
kunyishizudeliuyizhouyixiadanleqilai，buganzhixindekanzheshouzhongdequzi。
“zhouzi，jiwoyigejieshi，buranworangnijianbudaowanshangdeyueliang。”
yangtaoerrenyebeiliuyizhoudedadongzuochaoxingle。
“xiaobaizhendehuixiege。”
“wozhidaoa，woyehuixiege，sheizuomengbuhuixiegea。”
“沙沙沙…”
liuyizhoudouledoushouzhongdea4zhi，fachuleshashadeshengyin，buganxiangxindeshuodao。
“haoxiangshizhendehuixie。”
yangtaotingdaozheierrensoudeyixia，paxiachuang，duoguoliuyizhoushouzhongdezhi。
subaihuajianjirenkuazhangdedongzuobumianbaiyan，kandaotaxiegejiuganjueliuyidaoqinzilaileqinshijitamenxiegeyiyang。
“bujiushiyishougema，youzheimekuazhangma？”
zhenggeqinshishunjiananjinglexialai，fangpingsanrenbuganxiangxinzijierduo，daidaidekanzhesubaihua。
“bujiushiyishougema？？？xiaobai，nikenengmeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，ruguoshizhouzixiedewomenkenengmeizheimekuazhang，kenishixuezhaye。”
？？？
？？？
？？？
学渣？
subaihuahaoxiangxiangqilaile，tahaoxiangzhenshiyigexuezha，zhadaozijidouwanglezijihaishixuezhadechengdu，shangkeshuijue，kaoshiguake，zhuanyenenglijicha。
**。
就这形象，当主角？
“wotama…xiexienin…tixingwo。”
yangtaowangfangpingliuyizhouliangrenzhijiancouguoqu。
“zenmeyangzenmeyang，xiaobaixiedeshibushigenshiyiyangchou。”
subaihuahaimeijieshoutashixuezhadexianshi，jiutingdaoyangtaoruci“wuruxing”dehua。
“我尼玛…”
“xiaobai，nishibushibeirenduoshele。”
liuyizhouhaishibuganxiangxin，shuangshoubuguijudezaisubaihuashenshangmolaimoqu。
“淦，手拿开。”
subaihuapadedaluoleliuyizhoujiangyaoqinfandeshou，liuyizhouheiheiyixiao，shuangshoufuzhesubaihuachanmeiyixiao。
“haideshiwobaige，zheigexiedekeyia，wojuedekeyijitaozifadanqule。”
“这还差不多…”
？？？
“jitaozifadanqu？wobushijini…”
“baoqian，wozuijinmeidangqibufadanqu…”
yangtaozaipangbianbuleyidao。
subaihuazheicaifanyingguolai，zheiliuyizhoushizaixianqitadegexiedebuhaoa，shukeren，shenshenbukerena，niwuruwokeyi，dannijingranganwurufenghuangchuanqideyueliangzhishang。
“woyaoshaleni…naminglai，gouzei…”
…
“e，zhouzi，nibisaishidanrenquchang？”
fangpingdaizheyiwendeshengyinchuanleguolai。
“嗯？什么鬼？”
liuyizhouxiaopaoliangbulaidaofangpingshenbian，youkanleyibiangeci，gangcaidayile，meiyoukangeci，zheiyeshitamenyinlexirendexiguan，nadaoyishouquzi，diyiyanshikanqu，ranhouzaikanci。
fenghuangchuanqidegetedianzhiyijiushimeiyishougejihudoushilinghuazhuchang，yishougelicengyidegecijiaqilaibuguoshilaiju。beihanhonghewanghantucaoshuo“cengyishiquanzhongguozhengqianzuirongyidenangeshou，zhiyaogenzhejiezousuibian‘youyou’‘ouye’jijujiuxiabanle”。
“e，duia，xiaobai，wohezhangjinshilianggerendezuhe，nizheigegeshiheyigerenchanga，jitaoziba。”
liuyizhoukandaozheiyanjingyiliang，zheixiabuyongwochanglebawahahahaha。
yueliangzhishangzhisuoyihuobingbushishuozheishougede**heshengjiegoudenglingrenjingyan，ershideyiyulinghuahecengyigechangdebuffjiacheng，tamendegezhiyouduiyinlezuichuncuidexiangshou，tamendeshengxianhaosiyoumoli，yixiazijiunengzhuazhurenmendeerduo，rangtingzhongwuxingujibiede。
ruguojinjinjiniyifenyueliangzhishangdeciqu，shenzhilianbianqudoumei，henduorendouhuijuedezheijiushiyishoulanglangshangkoudewanghongchangdewangluoshenqu，kebanderendouxiangyuanlideyishouge。