第二章 癞蛤蟆吃天鹅肉

zheiyitian,shiwangjiadedaxizhiri,weilaijiazhurenxuandingxia,yourenkuangxi,yeyourenxianzhuozi。

erfangyanshijie,zheiyitian,zeshigaibianweilaidezhongyaoshike。

neiwushudetianwaizhiwuluoxia,rangzheigeshijiekaishibiandebutong,bingchongmanlegezhongmituan……

shishunianhou,julijingdoushuqiangonglizhiyaodemougexiaochengshi,chengnangaozhongsannianjidebanjili,yigekanqilaibingyanyandenanhaimantuntundezhenglizheshuben。

tajiaojiangyiye,shibanlizuiyoumingde“niangpao”。

xiaoshihoutiruoduobing,fumujiangtacongjingdoudailaizheigexiaochengshiyangbing,yizhidaoshiqisui,yiranmeiyouhuifu。suiranliandankanqilaiyoujifenjunlang,dancangbaidefuse,heganshoudeshencai,doujirenhenbieniudeganjue。

zheigeshidai,yijingheshiqinianqianwanquanbuyiyang,dangnianluoxiadeneixiedongxi,rangrenmenkaishimingbai,shijieshangbujinjinyoukejililiang,haiyouyuanli!

yuanli,shicongneixieheisexuanwo,yijitianwaizhiwuzhongsanfachulaideteshuliliang。

zhangwoyuanli,jiunengbianchengchaoren,huozheyongyouqitanengli。

xianzaideshijieyijingbukansheixuexichengjihao,ershikanyuanlitianfu。

congsannianqiankaishi,meigerenbaokuoxinchushengdeyinger,douhuibeijiandingyuanlitianfu。

tiandixuanhuangsigedengji,meijiyoushangzhongxiasandeng。

jiangyiyedetianfu,shihuangjixiadeng,zuididedengji。

yongneixiejiandingrenyuandehualaishuo,zheibeizinengkaoyuanliqiangshenjiantijiusuanbucuole,zhiyuxiangbianchengchaoren,haishibiezuomengle。

shenzhilianfumuyeshuo,jialihaisuanyoudianjixu,jiusuanmeiyuanlitianfuyewufang。bijingzhangwozheigeshijiede,daduoshuhaishicengjingdeputongren。zhiyaobuchouchibuchouchuan,haidanxinshenmeni。

kejiangyiyequebuzheiyangxiang,tahenqingchu,zijijuebushifeiwu,gengbushimeiyouyuanlitianfu。

xiayishikanleyanzijideshouzhang,meigeyihui,jiuyoujidaojinhuangsedesizhuangwuzaixueguanzhongliudong。tabuzhidaozheishishenme,zhizhidaozijideyuanlitianfuzhisuoyirucidi,zhengyinweizheixiesizhuangwubaliliangchouzoule。

erqiezhijinweizhi,shentihaiyouyikuaizuizhongyaodetougucunzaifengxi。

jiangyiyebuzhidaozijidegutouweishenmehuiduan,wanquanmeiyouyinxiang,haozaishangciqujianchadeshihou,yishengshuofengxiyijinghenxiao,yujizuijinjiuhuiyuhe。

tayouzhongganjue,yidantouguhelong,zijidetianfubiranhuichanshengjudadebianhua,rushenlongbanyifeichongtian!

buguozaicizhiqian,tahaishibanjilizuididengdefeiwu……

tanxiyisheng,jiangyiyehenyinhuidetaitoukanleyanqianfang,gezhesanpaizuoyi,youyimingnvhaiyezaizhenglishuben。

qiaoshuyun,gaosanqibandebanhua,keyishuozaizhenggexuexiaodouxiaoyoumingqi。buguangzhangdehaokan,jiashiyehaisuanbucuo,gengzhongyaodeshi,sannianqiandeyuanlitianfuceshi,tabeijiandingweixuanjizhongdeng。

suiranshangmianhaiyoutiandilianggegaodengji,danxuanjizhongdengzaiputongrenzhongyijingsuanshixiangdanghaole。

jiangyiyemeiyoutianfu,queyebuxiangrangfumushiwang,suoyizongshihennulidexuexiputongzhishi。zhenggebanjili,nengyutazaichengjishangxiangbide,zhiyouqiaoshuyun。qianzhediyi,houzhedier,liangnianlaicongweibianguo。

duiyuzheigeyouxiaotiancaizhimingdenvhai,jiangyiyeheqitananshengyiyang,doubaoyouhendadehaogan,shuoshianlianyebuweiguo。

qiaoshuyunzhibitiangao,jingchanglaiwangde,yedoushijiajing,tianfuchabuduoderen。danshirangrenjingyadeshi,tajingranshichanghejiangyiyedanduxiangchu,kanqilaipoweiqinmi。

gengyoushenzhe,chuanwenjiangyiyekaohaochengjihuoqulezheiweijiaonvdefangxin。

zhengliwanleshuben,qiaoshuyunzaizhongrenmushizhongchaozhejiangyiyezoulai。houzhelianmangdixiatou,zhuangzuoyiranzaizhenglideyangzi,buxiangrangduifangfajuezijidezhushi。

keqiaoshuyunyoubushishazi,tahenqingchujiangyiyexihuanziji,bieshuotale,zhenggegaozhongbuxihuanzijiderendouhenshao。

meiyourenlijietaweishenmenenghejiangyiyezheizhongzhudingpingfandebingyangzidaizaiyikuai,zhenshiyinweichengji?

当然不是。

“yiqichiwufan?”qiaoshuyunzhudongfachuleyaoqing。

zhouweidexueshengdou“yu”deyishengkaishiqihong,haiyourenxiaoshengdiguzhelaihamaxiangchitianerou,pianpiantianefansha,zhudongsongshangmen!

nianqingrenlianpibo,jiangyiyedelianyouxiehong,danxinlihaishihengaoxingde,keyishuoyouyidiandianxurongbeimanzudeganjue。

zhongrenshiruonvshendeqiaoshuyun,zhudongqingzijichifan,kankanbierenneixianmudeyanshen,jiangyiyejiujuedeshenmedouzhile。

taqingqingngleyisheng,baoqishubenheqiaoshuyunjianbingjianchulebanji,houmianrengyouyiduisharendemuguangjinjingensui。

rangjiangyiyejingchadeshi,qiaoshuyunbingmeiyouzhendeqingtachifan,ershilaileyigegengjialingrenxindongdedifang。

宾馆!

tayijingkaihaolefangjian,kanzheyouxiedaishadejiangyiye,bujinminzuiyixiao:“ganma,buganshanglai?”

jiangyiyedexinzangputongputongluantiao,weishenmelaibinguan?nandaotaxiangheziji……shibushitaikuaile?

suiranjinzhang,dantahaishiyonggandetaitou,shuo:“youshenmebugande!”

kanzhezheiduixiaonannvshanglelou,binguanlaobananmayishengshifengrixia,zheimexiaodenianjijiukaifang。buguoyoushenmeguanxini,youbushizijideguinv。

jinlefangjian,kanzhepuhaodeshuangrenchuang,jiangyiyedeyongganlikeyanxiaoyunsan,jinzhangdeshoudoubuzhidaowangnafang。

qiaoshuyunxiaochushenglai,shuo:“haole,budounile,qishijintianhannilai,zhuyaoshiyinweiwoyaotupole。nishangcibushishuo,tupodeshihouyaozhaonima?”

jiangyiyelenglexia,zheicaihuangrandawu。

wairenyiweiqiaoshuyunshiyinweichengjicaihetajiaohao,shijishang,shiyinweijiangyiyeyougejingtiandedamimi。

suoyourendouzhidao,yuanlitianfushigudingde,yongyuandoubuhuigaibian。

kejiangyiye,quezhidaozenmetishengtianfu!

congliusuikaishi,tanaozilizonghuiduochuyixieguguaidexinxi,youxienengmingbai,youxiebumingbai。ertishengtianfudefangfa,shiweishubuduonenggouzhangwode。

yazhiyuanli,yizhaotedingdeyuanliyunxingluxian,jianchiyinianjiuyoutupodekeneng。dangranle,zuizhongnengfoutupo,haiyouyiyangzuizhongyaodeyinzi,neijiushijiangyiyedexue。

tadexuehechangrenbutong,juyouyixieteshudegongxiao,zhiyouzuiqinjinderencaizhidao。

ernengbangrentupotianfu,yeshishanggaozhongdeshihou,caicongnaohaizhongdexinxizhongzhixiao。

bashubenfangzaizhuozishang,jiangyiyehenkuaipingfulehuxihejinzhangdeqingxu,shuo:“nixiananzhaogongfaluxianxishouyuanli,dengyaotupodeshihougaosuwo。”

qiaoshuyunmeiyouhuaiyi,yiyantuoxieshangchuang,panxierzuo。kongqizhongyoulideyuanli,buduanchaozhetineihuiju,ranhoujiyazaidantianbuwei。

xuanjizhongdeng,duihenduorenlaishuoyijingshibucuodetianfu,keqiaoshuyunquebumanzu。tianfuyuegao,weilaidechengjiuyueda!

suoyiyinianqianjiangyiyeturanzhaodaota,shuokeyibangmangtishengtianfudeshihou,qiaoshuyunzhiyouyulebantianjiudayingle。

shiwangbukepa,kepadeshibuganchaozheshiwangqianjin!

kanzhechuangshangbimuxiuxingdeqiaoshuyun,jiangyiyezuozaiyizishang,xintiaoyoukaishibiankuaile。

meicikandaoqiaoshuyun,tadounengganshoudaolianaidetianmi,napaduifangcongweichengrenguobicishiqinglv,kezaitaxinli,shizheiyangxiangde。

dengtouguyuhehou,jiubiaobaiba,taxiangxinzijiyouzugoudenenglizhaoguhaoduifang!

yigexiaoshihou,qiaoshuyuntineideyuanliyijingbaohe,tashenziweizhan,haimeilaidejishuohua,jiuganjuezuichunxiangtieshangleshenmedongxi。jinjiezhe,erzhongchuanlaiyigeshengyin:“bieshuohua,kuaixi!”

meiyouxingqi,fandaoyouxieweitian,xiangtangzhiyiyang。erqieneiyetirukouhou,likehuazuoyiguqitedenengliangchongxiangdantian。

shentidebenneng,rangqiaoshuyunmingbaizheishiqianzainanfengdejiyuan!taxiayishidexishunzhetiezaizuichunshangdeyeti,henyongli,haoxiangyigexixuegui。

banguizaitamianqianjuzheshoubeidejiangyiye,zeyaozheya,youzhongbeirenbapichoujindeganjue。

tadexueyehechangrenbutong,budanyoudianpianhuangse,tongshihaixiangyigezhengti。pingshigekaipifu,xuegenbenbuhuizijiliuchulai,suoyizheihuibeirenxizou,jiuxiangyourenzaichitaderou。

zheishihennanxingrongdetongku,danjiangyiyemeiyouhoutui,rengranzhizhederangqiaoshuyunxiquzijidexueye。