第3章 约法三章,不许碰我

楚雨彤心疼弟弟。

tazhidao,shijianmeiguoyidian,chuhongbodeweixianjiuhuizengjiayifen。

zuizhong,chuyutongdiandiantou。

“好,我答应你。”

“buguo,womenyuefasanzhang,meiyouwodetongyi,nijueduibunengpengwo!”

李行点点头。

“buguozaiwolikaizhiqian,niyaoxianchiyao。”

shuohuajian,yigehushizoulejinlai。

kanzhechuyutongdeyanjingli,manshixianmu。

“xuxiaojie,gaichiyaole。”

lixingjiuxiangshiyigenaozhong,feichangzhunshi。

tahenqingchuchuyutongzaishenmeshihouyinggaichiyao。

kanzheyixiaobaoyao,chuyutongbennengdiminqiliangbanbochun。

tacongxiaojiubuxihuanchikudedongxi,tebieshiyao。

zheishihou,jiutinglixingshuoleyiju。

“niyaoshibuchidehua,neiwoweiniba。”

chuyutongpiepiezui,guaiguaidibayaochixia。

“kuma?”lixingzaibianshangwen。

楚雨彤微微颔首。

“lai,zhangzui。”zheishihou,lixingjiugenbianxifayiyang,quchuleyikehongsedetangguo。

“zheiketangguoshiweinitezhide,fangxinchi。”

lixingbijingshizijidejiumingenren。

chuyutongbuzhizende,duilixingyemengshengleyifenteshudexinren。

buguo,ranglixingweizijichitang,chuyutonghaishiyouxiebuhaoyisi。

“我自己吃吧。”

“buxing。zheigetangguozhiyouwoweini,caihuiyouxiaoguo。”

“来,张嘴。”

lixingzheiyifenrouruandebadao,rangchuyutongwunai。

zhinengjiangxinggandechuner,manmandakai。

luchuliangpaibianbeibandejiebaiyachi。

yankanzhelixingbatezhidetangguo,fangjinchuyutongzuili。

pangbiandexiaohushikandexindoukuaiyaoronghuale。

啊!

haoxiangyouzheiyangdenanpengyoua!

dengchuyutongchiwanyaoshuixia,lixingduizheliuxiuhuaxiaoshengwen。

“ma,wonenggennijieyangdongxima?”

柳秀华愣了下。

妈?

zheihaimeidayingtadangshangmennvxuni,tazhijiejiushangzuile。

这脸皮也太厚了吧!

buguo,liuxiuhuahaishidiandiantou:“jieshenme?”

lixingzhizhepangbianzhuoshangdeyilanshuiguo。

“你要水果干嘛?”

“woquzhaoheibaolilun,kongzheshoubuhaokan。”

shuowan,lixingtizheshuiguolan,jiuzoule。

liuxiuhuahechujianzhonggenlechuqu。

kanzhelixingyuanqudebeiying,fuqiliangdouyouxielengshen。

tatizheyilanshuiguoyaoqunaer?

buhuizhendequzhaoheibaolilunba?

夫妻二人彼此对视。

“zheihaizi,bachengnaozizhendeyouwenti。”

……

shilaifenzhonghou,tianshanrenjianyezonghuidezhengmen。

jigeshoumendexiaohunhun,kandaolixingtizheyilanzishuiguoyaojinqu,qizhongyigerenjiuhan:“wei,niganmani?”

“nimenzheilidelaodashishei,jiaotachulai,wojitasonglanshuiguo。”

duifangkanlixingshoulideshuiguo,buyoudexiaole。

“yaojianwomenlaoda,neijiunayilanjinpingguoguolai,ninazheixiepodongxisuanshenme?”

“chenlaozimeifahuozhiqian,ganjingun!”

qizhongyigetigejianzhuangdexiaohunhun,yijingzhanqishenzoudaolixingmianqian。

xiaohunhunshenshouzailixingdejianbangshangtuileyixia,quefaxianjingrantuibudong!

xiaohunhunmaleyisheng,lunqishaguodadequantou,mengdizaxianglixingdelian。

“碰!”

quantouzaibandaoshang,beilixingturanshenchulaideshoujiezhu。

lixingdewugenshouzhitouzhuazhuduifangdequantou,weiweishoujin。

“啊!嘶啊!”

“疼疼疼!”

“松手,松手!”

xiaohunhunzhuazhebeiniezhongdeshou,lianmangduizhepangbianrenhan:“nimenhailengzheganshenme,shang,nongsizheisunzi!”

jigerenxunsuyongleshanglai。

raner,tamenhaimeikanqinglixingdedongzuo。

jiutingdaokongqidangzhongchuanlaile“pa!pa!pa!”deshengxiang!

cishi,tamentongyizuochuwuzhezijiliandedongzuo。

youderenbanzhanglianbeidazhong。

youderenlianshangzeshichuxianlehenshendewuzhiyin。

youyigenianjizaishiwuliusuidexiaoqingnianjianzhuang,lianmangzhuanshenpaojinleyezonghui。

henkuai,jiuyouyigeshengaoliangmiduo,zhuangdexiangtouxiongyiyangdenanrenconglimianzoulechulai。

“nagewangbagaozi?gandonglaozideren!”

lixingkanzheta:“nishizheilidelaoda?”

“laozijiaohuixiong,zheiyidaidedipandoushilaozide!”duifangyangzhetou,dengdazheyanzhuzi,yilianxiongshenesha。

lixingmanmandibazijizuoshoushangdeshuiguolanzitileqilai:“woshilaijinisongshuiguode。”

“pei!ganjinjilaozisikai,sheiyaonideposhuiguo!”

lixingkantazheifuzitai,weiweiyaotoushuo:“nibushizheilidelaoda,rangnishangmianderenchulai。”

“cao!nidangzijishitianwanglaozia,haixiangjianwodelaoda!”

huixiongpiqiyixiazijiushanglai,lunqiquantouzaxianglixingdemianmen。

xiangbiqizhiqiandeneixiexiaohunhun,huixiongdeqishimingxianyaoqianghenduo。

当下拳风嚯嚯。

气势凶猛!

“砰!”

ketadequantou,haishibeilixingqingsongjiezhu。

huixiongzhengyaofanu,pangbiandexiaoqingnianlianmangcouguolaixiaoshengshuo。

“dage,niganggangjieshouzheilideshihou,huyehaoxiangshuoguo,jinhouruguoyourentizheyilanzishuiguoguolai,yaodadianhuajitashenmede……”

“made,wozenmewanglezheicha!”

灰熊一拍脑门子。

lianmangtaochushouji:“huye,yourenlinzheyilanshuiguo……”

huixiongzheibiandehuahaimeishuoqingchu,dianhualingwaiyitouderenjiuyijingtiaoleqilai。

napameiyoukaiyangshengqi,pangbianderendounenggoutingdaohuyedeshengyin:“tazaina!?”

“tajiuzaiwoqianmianni,huye,womashangdaitaqujiannin。”

huixionghuacaigangshuowan,lingwaiyibiandehuyejiuyijingzainuhou。

“nigaosuguike,womashangjiudao!”

huyeganggangbadianhuaguaduan,youjiezhedaleyigeguolai。

dianhualijiutingdaotadepaoxiaosheng。

“nijilaozihaohaokuandaiguike,yaoshiretalaorenjiabugaoxingle,laozibanidepi!”

huixiongduoduosuosuodigualeshouji。

tayilianjingchadikanzhelixing:“nidaodishishei!?”

lixingzuijiaoliekai:“songshuiguode。”

jifenzhonghou,yifudoumeiyouchuanzhengqidehuye,gonggongjingjingdidaizhelixinglaidaoleheibaodedipan。

zheishiyijiancangku,chuyutongdedidichuhongbo,jiubeiguanzaizheili。

lixingshoulihaitizheneilanzishuiguo。

zheishuiguo,huyebuganshou!

下了车。

lixingduizheshenhoudehuyehuilehuishou。

“你们可以走了。”

“哎。”

虎爷点头哈腰。

tangtangningzhoudixiashijiedebazhu,yidaixiaoxiong!

zailixingmianqian,quegensunziyiyang!

zheihuashuochuqu,pashisheidoubuhuixiangxin!

huyechuailefalengdehuixiongyijiao,liangrenlisuodishanglebenchiche。

benchichexunsuxingshierqu,cheshanghuyezhangzhangdisongleyikouqi。

tongshiyehuifuletapingridechenwen,yanjinglimianbutingdishanshuozhezhuozhuofengmang!

pangbiandehuixiongyilianyihuo:“huye,gangcaineixiaozijiujingshisheia?”

“放肆!”

huyeyanjingyideng,huixionghedelijibabozisuolesuo。

“xingkuitabugennimenjijiao,fouzenimenjigelaozaojiusile,jiulianwokongpayekanbudaomingtianderichu!”

shuodaozheili,huyeyeshixinyouyuji。

tatongshinannanziyu:“zheiningzhou,pashiyaobiantianle!”