yewan，yijiajiudiandetaofangli。
yigedadunanrenweizheyujinzouchuyushi，chuangshangtangzhedenvrenlikepaqilai，meixiaozhejitadianshangyizhiyan，wuzilishinanhuannvaizhihoudecanju。
zheiliangrenshidingkuihetadeqingrenzhaolan。
zhaolantangzaitashenshangshuodao：“dingzong，shiqingnaodezheimeda，wokongpabunengzaigongsile，cizhiyijingjiaoshangqule。”
“fangxin，wohuijinianpaiyigexindegongzuo，genwozheimeduonianbuhuikuidaini。”
“niyezhenhuai，paiwanwodezhaopianhaichuandaowangzhanqu。”
“woshineiwangzhanyoumingdedashenle，sheizhidaonineiweihunfuyetemeaikanneigewangzhan，suantadaomeiba，guoyizhenwozaijinianpaixiayige，niyaotinghuajiehune。”
“zhidaola，jiehunlewoyeshinide。”zhaolanchanmeidexiaole，wendao：“neinizaigongsilimeishima。”
“pidageshi。”dingkuichouzheyan，hedexiaole，“gebigongsidefuzonglaolu，qunianyuanpeidoupaodaogongsilidaxiaosanle，zheishinaoleyixingqi，nikantaxianzaibushihaohaode？nicaiganggangdaxuebiye，youxieshibudong，ninengweigongsichuangzaodelirun，bierenqudaibule，neinisixialiyidianxiaoshi，jiubuhuiguanni，donglegongsideliyi，nicaihuizhendedaomei。”
“ke……shenlingxuankanqilaibushineimehaorede。”
“ta？yigekongjianglaidexiaoyatou，zaiwoyanlihaishizhinen，woyaoshixianggaoshiqing，zaokeyijiakongta，shishenxianroushenzongjiaodaiwo，bukeyiluanlai。”
zhaolanzhalezhayan，“yuanlainishangmianshigengdadeshenzong。”takaixindenaqizhuoshangdeyao，“zaichiyiliba。”
dingkuiweisuoyixia：“niweikoubuxiaoma，mingtianrangniqibulaichuang。”
zheiyimu，wanquanbeichuangwaiderenpailexialai。
xuanzaigaokongdetongnan，dengdayanjing，“laohu，biejizhezoua，dongzuochangmiankaishile。”
“yigechiyaocainengbanshideweige，youshenmehaokande，ganjinquxiayigedifang。”
lianggeheiyezhizhuxialikaixianchang，qishanglelaohudediandongche，kaixiangleyigefuguixiaoqu，lushangtongnangankaidao：“hezhezhaolanquhewuqijiehun，shizhurenderenwua。”
“laoshirenzhencan，youqianrendouzheimewanma？”
“womenliangyiqian……kanjiandehaishaoma。”
liangxiongdiyiqichenmole，suoyoudeguowangzhinenghuazuowanfengzhongdeyishengtanxi。
daolefuguixiaoqu，dingkuidejiadequeshirenshangrendezhuchu，yishenheiyiqiaoqiaoqianruzhihou，tongnanzaiwaimianfangfeng，buzhidaoguoleduojiu，kanjianlaohuchulaile，jianmianjiumaniang：“laozizheibeizikandepian，doumeiyoutadiannaolide**duo。”
“不止赵蓝一个？”
“qimaershijige，wohaimeilaidejikanwan。”
tongnanpudexiaole，“bieguangguzhekan，dongxini。”
“naquba。”laohudunzailubiandianshangyizhiyan，“renrendouxiangzuorenshangren，kezuolerenshangrenyoubushigerenle。”
“huge，jinwanzheimeyouzhexueqixima。”
“xiangqiwomenliangxiaoshihoule，yemengxiangzuorenshangren。”
“xiaoshihoua，niyouyicilashimeidaizhi，houlaiyongkucha……”
“滚！”
两人说笑着离开了。
suihoudejitian，tianguogongsilideqifenyizhibutaiduijing，dajiadouzaidengzheijianshidejieguo，youqishishouhairenwuqi，tameiyoucizhiyiranzhaochanglaishangban，haoxiangjiudengzheshenlingxuanweitazuoqingtianlaoye。
huiyishili，gongsigaoguanqiju，lingtoudedingkuifengguangmanmian，genbenbuzaihuzheijianshideyingxiang。shenlingxuanzhidao，tayaomianduideshidingkuidailingdeyiqunren，shuodao：“jitianqian，gongsichudianlechouwenchuandaolewangshang，hualebushaoqiancaiyaxiashiqingderedu……”
dingkuilikedaduandao：“shenzong，xiaoxiaodeyaoyanbuxuyaozaihuiyishangshuo，hegongsideyunyingwuguan，liruncaishiwomenyaonulidemubiao。”
“shima？ruguoyaoyanshizhendeni。”
“shenmezhende？niyejuedewohuizuozheizhongshi？”
shenlingxuandangzhongfangchuledingkuihezhaolanzaijiudiandezhaopian，“nidesishenghuo，womeixingqu，dannijigongsidailaileelieyingxiang，caishiwoyaogaosudajiade。”
shishibaizaimianqian，neixiegaoguanyezhidaodingkuishenmedexing，mobuzuosheng，dingkuifanerdaxiaoleyisheng，“shenzongjuranyouxinqingdiaochawo，hao，jiusuanzheishishizhende，zheiyezhishiwodesishi，ruguoshuosishihuiyingxianggongsixingxiang，neimeshenzongnideshikebiwodaduole，jiehunxianchangbeidangzhongtaohun，zhaolegelinshidingbaodejiazhangfu，ninengpiandeleshei，waimianguanyunidechouhua，wonengzongjieyiluokuanglai，nixianzainawozheidianxiaoshizuowenzhang，shenmeyisi？”
dingkuitongyangyongchoushifanjishenlingxuan，zheilaoyoutiaoshizaoyouzhunbei，bupabeijiechuan。
“nijirantidaowozhangfule，wojiurangtalaihenishuoba。”
suihoutongnantuimenjinlaile，xiaodao：“haoxiangyourenzaishuowohuaihua？wozheirenhenjichoude，shanggexingqizaoshangshidianershi，zainanweishengjianliyourenjiaowo**ge，neigeshijianduansheiquleweishengjian，wokeyizaijiankonglizhaodao。”
dingkuishuodao：“nishaozaineihehuren，nidehouqinzhuguanzenmelaide，dajiaxinliqingchu。”
“dingzong，nibineixierengengguofen，kaishidangmianshuowohuaihuale。”shuowan，tongnanturandixiatouqinleshenlingxuanyixia，zhongrenkanmengle，taxiaohehedejieshidao：“ruguowoshiqinglaidejiazhangfu，nandaoshendaxiaojiehuiyunxuyigeyanyuanqinta？”
shenlingxuanyilianenaidebiaoqing，tixingdao：“shuonidezhengshi。”
tongnanlikeqiehuanlepingmu，zhanshichuleyizhangtamencaikandedongdebiaoge，“xingdingde，zheigenizuishuxileba。”
“**！”dingkuimengdezhanleqilai，buganxiangxindedengdayanjing，yinweineixiedoushitazheixienianzhongbaosinangdezhangben，zheidongxitabaomidezuishen，zenmekenengturanzaishenlingxuanshoulile。
不对！
tadengdayanjingkanxiangletongnan，tongnanmiyandiandiantou。
heiliaodangzhongdouluochulai，qitagaoguanliansetieqing，gegedouhehuaile，tamendoushiyitiaochuanshangde，shaobuletamendeheiliao，danshenlingxuanturanshuoleyiju：“womuqianzhidedaoledingkuidezhengju，tashenweigongsifuzong，yexuhuiweileduzhudajiadezui，layixierenxiashui，wolijieneixierendewunai，buhuizhuijiuxiaqu，woyexiwangnimenzhichiwo。”
jiwangbujiu，zhizhuadayu，zhongrendangjisonglekouqi，shaziyezhidaozheishihougaizenmezuole，fenfenfanshuizhanzaileshenlingxuanzheibian。
dingkuijianci，baozaodemadao：“shenlingxuan，woweishenjiachulizheimeduonian，dedianhaochuzenmele？zuozheigeweizhishang，youjigeganjingde，niyaobuyaobashenjiasuoyouchanyedegaoguandouchayibian。”
“zhengshiyinweinishishenjiadelaochen，wocaishouxialiuqing，zhongbaosinangdeqiannizhudongjiaochulai，zijilikai，fouzeniyaochiyidunlaofanle。”
“hehuwo？nixiangzhengwo，wenwennijiejietongbutongyi！”tahenhendepaizhezhuozi，kuangwangdelikaile，genbenmeibashenlingxuanfangzaiyanli。
tongnanhenjingya，“jiunatameibanfama。”
“zheijiagongsiyiqianjiushiwojiede，bataganzou，shoulongrenxin，qitadewoyelibunengji。”shenlingxuanhenwunai。
“jiuzheixiema？neiwuqizenmeban？”
“niyaoganma？biezuoshenmeguofendeshi……”
meidengshuowan，tongnanyijingpaochulehuiyishi。
bangongquli，nuqichongchonglikaidedingkui，kanjianleshuangyanxinghongdewuqi，lengxiaozhemadao：“kanshenme，laoziwandejiushini。”
“你大爷的！”
wuqilunqiquantoujiudaguoqu，haihaotongnangandao，lanzhulefennudexiaohuozi，zaitaerbiandishengdao：“biechongdong，zheikouqiwobangnichule。”
“nizenmebangwo，rangwodasizheichusheng。”
“wobangnibatajiafenjibaole。”
“什么？”
“我说到做到。”
baorenzufenzheishi，laoziyoubushimeiganguo，xingdingde，jinwanwojiurangnijiwoguixiaketou。