第二章这是僵尸
“shi......shitini？”
youcunminjiejiebabadikaikou。
wozhishenshiwai，cishilengyankanzhetamenshuodao：“yinnianyinyueyinshisi，guahongfusangbenjiushidaji，erqiemaizaizheizhongdifangdengyupaoshihuangye，huanzuoshini，nimeiyuanqi？”
wodehuasuibuzhiyuyiyudianxingmengzhongren，dancunzhangdeliansemingxianbiandenankanqilai，guanggunliugengshiyixiatanzuozaidishang，yanjingsisidengzhekongfen，zuilinannanfengdao：“tabianchengguile，tayaolaibaofuwomenle，shuiwazitadiejiushitahaiside。”
“zhanglaohanyijingsile，ranhoujiushengxiawole，paobutuo，yigedoupaobutuo......”
zhongrenzhiwendaoyizhenniaosaowei，ranhoujiujianguanggunliudangbuliuchulehunhuangdeyeti。
tingwenciyan，bushaocunmingdoushilianseyibian，nanyizhixindekanzheguanggunliu。
zhangguafumingjiaozhangxiaoman，suirannanrensidezao，danshijizhongfudaomingjie，pingrilinapasheiganshaoweisaoraoyixia，douhuibeimadegouxuepentou。
erguanggunliuzheihua，nandao......
“畜生！”
cunzhangnuqishanglaile，moqishoushangdeguaizhangjiuzaxiangleguanggunliu，cunliqitarenyeshimanmiannuqi。
duiyuyigemingjiekandebixingminghaizhongdereneryan，qingbaizaoruneibishaletahainanshou。
guanggunliuyizhifafengyibandihanzhe，ercunzhangzeyongguaizhangdagebuting，dadaozijidouyouxiechuanbuguoqilaile，zheicaitingxia。
guanggunliucishiyefangfoxingzhuanguolaiyiban，liangundaipadizhuaizhecunzhangdetui，kuhandao：“heshu，wobuxiangsi！wozhuyoumenglexin，neitianwanshangshitamengande，nizhidaowodeqingkuang，wogenbenshenmeyemeizuoa！”
zaonianshanfeifanlan，guanggunliujiukangdaodaguoshanfei，suanqilaiyeshicunlideyingxiong。yezhengshineinian，guanggunliutangdushuijiucunmin，xiabanshenzaojiufeile，zheicaizuoleguanggun。
zheishicunlilaorendoushizhidaode，suoyicunzhangyenengcaidao，zheigoudongxi，neitianduobanyejiuguoleguoyanyin。
cunzhangkanzheguanggunliu，yishijianyeyouxiexinruan。
suiranguanggunliufanlecuo，danhaibuzhisi，yushicunzhangmiandainansedikanzhewoshuo：“xiaodaozhang，bijingzhangguafuyijingsile，nikan......”
“不行！”
woguoduanjujue，laotouzishuoguo，shijianfanshijieyouyinguo。guanggunliuzheishishitadebaoying，woruguochanjinqudengyuzhanlebierendeyinguo，laotouzikendinghuimasiwode！
cunzhanglianseyizhennankan，youquandao：“xiaodaozhang，nikanwobaishuizhuangpingriliyemeishaojijingyunguanjuanxianghuo，nichumianzuogefashi，jiaqianjiugenzhiqiannishifuyiyang，wuwankuaiqianyicixingba？”
“多少？”
woyiweierduotingchale，yiwan？
madexiaoyehuozheimedahaimeijianguozheimeduoqian。
sheiliao，cunzhangtinghouyiyaoya，youhenhendengleyanguanggunliu，shuodao：“xingba，liangwanjiuliangwan，buguoxianshuohao，yaoshishiqingmeibancheng，woshibuhuijiqiande。”
我勒个乖乖。
woxianzaicaizhidao，laotouzizuoyicifashi，yaozhengzheimeduoni？
neitazheixienianxialaidaodizhengleduoshaoqiana？
dangshidewoxianranhaibuzhidao，jianghushangrencheng“tuoxian”de，jiushilaotouzi。
“行！”
renweicaisiniaoweishiwang，wodiantouyingle。
wohuileyitangdaoguan，shifuhaitangzaichuangshang，jianwohuilaibianwenwoqunalile。
wosuibianchelegeliyou，jiushuozijixiashanwanqule，tajianzhuangzhishiyoudingzhulewoyibian，qianwanbuyaozaiyongxuanshu，bianbiyanshuizhele。
wosonglekouqi，tongshixinliyeshengleyihuo，weishaburangwoyong？
zhiqianjiaodeshihou，buhaishuozhiwangwoguangzongyaozuma？
guantani！youqiandehuosheibugan，woshoushileyixiaxuyaozhunbeidedongxi，jiuyoulianyexialeshan。
anzhaoshijiansuan，jintianjiushizhangxiaomandetouqi，neijinwankendingyaofashengshenme。
cunzhangzhaowodefenfu，bujinjiaoshangleguanggunliuhaiba
zhaoganghanlaile，zhaogangzuodeshishazhudehuoji，changnianshazhu，shenshangyoushaqi，keyizhenxie。
woziyiweiwanshizhunbeiqiquan，jiudengwuyele，suoyihezheyanjingjiuzhunbeixiaomiyihui。
shuidemimihuhujian，wobeiyizhenjicudiyaoxing，zhengyanyikanshizhaogangyijinghedeshabaidipanglian。
“他们人呢？”
anzhaowojiaodaide，womenjinwanjiuzaizhangxiaomandetangwudengzhe，ranhoushijidaole，guanggunliuketourencuohuajieyuanqi，ranhouwozuofashichaodusongtatoutai。
danshixianzai，zhouweiqiheiyipian，jiezhewaimiancandandeyueguangmianqiangnengkanqing，wulijiuwohezhaoganglianggeren，cunzhangheguanggunliuzaojiubujianrenying。
“buzhidaoa，yibanzheigedianwojiufankun，wogangcaibeiniaobiexingle，zheicaikandaotamenliangdoubujianle。xiaodaozhang，nikanzheiyebuguanwodeshi，yaobuwoxianhuiquba？”zhaogangzhangdebiaohan，dandanziquexiaodekelian，cishimingxianpale。
womeihaoqidengletayiyan，ranhouzhiwendao：“bushuohaorangnimenbaxianganshangdelazhukanhaoma，weishenmelazhumieleyebuguan？tamenlianggeduobanshangwaimianniaoniaoqule，gujijiuhuilaile。”
woshuozhe，jiuzhunbeizaicidianlianglazhu，danlazhuyiliang，queshilvyouyoudehuoguang。
neiyoulvdeyanse，shunjianrangwodexinchenlexiaqu。
“xianzaishenmeshichenle？”womangwen。
zhaogangkanleyanbiao：“yidiansishi。”
糟糕！
怎么就睡过头了？
woxinzhongshengchuyizhongbuhaodeyugan。
wolianmangqishen，zhunbeiquwaimianxuncunzhangliangren，danzheishihou，yizhenyinfengchuiguo，tangwudemenhurandakai。
yigeheiqiqiderensulizaiwaimian，zhaogangdunshibeihededajiaoqilai。
“闭嘴！”
woniutouhoudao，ranhoushangqianyikan，zheirenyingjingranshicunzhang！
buguoqiguaideshi，tashuangjiayouxiefanhei，shuangmukongdongdidingzhewo，wanruosirenyiban。
wodahubumiao，zheishiluolehunle。
woganjinnianqilewanghunzhou，congjiuwanlizhanlejiushuidianzaizaojiuzhunbeidefuzhishang，ranhoubaoheyisheng，dazailecunzhangdetoushang。
cunzhangmengxiyikouqi，zheicaihuiguoshenlai，suihoushuangmujingkong，zhuazhewodeshouduosuodao：“jiushita，tahuilaile，wokanjianle！”
“guanggunliuni？”womangwen。
cunzhangyishuangshoubutingdedabaizi，tingjianwowenhuayebuhuida，zhishiliangzhiyanjingsisididingzhewo。
wobeidingdeyouxiexinlifamao，zhengyaokaikouxunwen，cunzhangquezhanzhanweiweiditaiqileshou，zhidequeshiwodeshenhou。
wozheicaijingjue，tabushizaikanwo，shiwobeihou！
womengranhuitou，dunshiyizhangzhengningkongbudelianchuxianzaishiyeli。
shuangmuqihei，youbaisequchongconglizuanchu，toufazaojiutuoluo，danshilianshangximidelvserongmao，jiashangneiyishenhongsedejiayi。
这是僵尸！