第三章 算个什么东西

第三章算个什么东西

“tajiusuanshiwailaidemougejiazudezidi,qiyanyebugaizheibanxiaozhangcaishi,yaozhidao,qianglonghaibuyaditousheni!”

“zheixiayouhaoxikanle!”

laikemenqiaoshengyilunzhe,yigegeyebuxianshida。

sunchengerjian,jibianzhouweidelaikeyijingkeyidiyadileshuohuasheng,kehaishibeitajitingjianle。

“gege......”

sunchengqidezaoyacuochi,tashenmeshenfendiwei?qishiyigemingbujianjingchuandexiaozisuonengxiangbide?

jintiannaishitajiejiesunxiaodedaxizhiri,sunchengbuganbashiqingnaodetaida,danyanjunzheilimeiyouqingtie,beiganchujiudianneishilisuoyingdangde。

zheibanxianglexianghou,sunchengehenhendidengzheyanjun,shuo:“xiaozi,nizheikouqiweimianyetaidalexieba?yaowoguizhegennishuohua?niyebusapaoniaozhaozhao?”

huazhicichu,sunchengchidiyixiao,jiezhebuchongdao:“nizheiyangderen,wufeishixiangjiezhejintianzheiyangdejihui,zaizheililugelian,rangrenjizhunibale!niyiweinizheidianxiaojiliang,wohuikanbuchulai?”

zaisunchengkanlai,jintiannaishizhengjiayusunjiaxijielianlidedarizi,nenglaijiudiancanjiahunyandedoushiyoutouyoulianderen,erqiebixuyaoyouqingtiefangcainengrunei。

yanjunmeiyouqingtie,neibianshuomingtashibuqingzilai,duiyuzheiyangderen,sunchengkebuhuijitashenmehaolianzi。

“jintiandehunyan,kebushishenmeamaoagoudounenglaicanjiade!nijiranmeiyouqingtie,neibianqinglikaiba!”

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jianciyimu,sunchengxinlidenuhuoyouxieezhibuzhule,quyansuomeididengledengyanjunhou,dao:“xiaozi,nikebiejingjiubuchichifajiu!wozheiliyijingduinihenkeqile,niyaoshizaibuzou,kebieguaibenshaoduinibuliuqingle!”

shuohuajian,sunchengshunshiwanlewanyixiu,neimoyang,poyouxieyaoduiyanjunzheilidadachushoudeyangzi。

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“嗯?”

tingdesunchengzheihua,yanjunshaodiyicha,jiezhejingdaxiaoleqilai:“haha!”

jianzhuang,sunchengdailenglezhu,kanxiangyanjundemouselimanshimangranshicuo。

haibudaisunchengfanyingguolai,yanjunyikaikoudao:“nicuole。”

“啊?”

sunchengyijing,yilianhuanghudikanzheyanjun。

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rangsunchengshaoganchayideshi,yanjunzaitingdaotazheihuahou,jingduitagoulegoushouzhi,shuo:“nijinqianyidian,wogaosunicuozainalile。”

wenyan,sunchengyileng,shenqingzhongdemangranmominglaidegengweixiongyonglexie。

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jinqianhou,sunchengbiyidibaileyanjunyiyan,shuo:“benshaoguolaile,nidaoshishuoshuo,wonalicuole?”

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zhitingde“kaca”yisheng,sunchengdejiaoguzhijieduanlie!

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“shenme......shenmeqingkuang?”

“sunshaodetui......haoxiangbeizheirenjifeidiaole!”

“tiana!ta......tazheibushichengxinlaizhaochadema?jintiankeshizhengjiahesunjialianyindedaxizhiri,tajingranganzaizheigeshihoulaizhaoshi!”

“zheirenchushouhenlaerguojue,yikanjiuzhidaoshigelangrena!”

......

duiyuzheixieyanci,yanjunsihaobuzuodongrong,tayiruzuichushineibanjingjingdizuozaiweizhishang。

jintiantabenjiushilaijizhengjiadagezhaomiande,ruoshibunongchudiandongjinglai,zhengjiazenmehuijidezhuni?

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ranglaorenshiliaoweijideshi,tazheilihaimeibahuashuowan,yanjunyiduoshengdao:“laorenjia,qingzhuyinishuohuadekouqi!niyaojirendangzougouwomeiyijian,dannikebiezaiwomianqianyilaomailao,ruoburandehua,niliandanggoudejihuidoumeiyou!”

“你......”

laorenzaitingdaoyanjunzheihuahou,zhenggerendouzuodaileng,haobantiandoumeinengshuochuyijuhualai。

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