弘治十三年.隆冬。
tianhandidong，dishuichengbing，beifengchuidaolianshangzhenzhabandeteng。
rishangsanganshi，jinganhoufujingjiaobiezhuanglilianggexiadengfurencaijiangzijiguodeyanyanshishi，shoulilinzhegezangdekanbuchuyuanseerdeshihe，mamalieliedelaidaoleyigepojiufangqian，culudituikailemen，“er**，chifanle！”
wuzilixiangqileyizhenxixisuosuodeshengyin，meiguoduojiu，wandiesuiliedeshengyinturanbaoqi……
“fancaidousoule，wanlideshuidoujiebingle。”
“nimenzheishijirenchidema？！”
yidaofennudeshengyinxiangqi，zhuyuxiangkoubandongtingjiannanzangyisiweiweideshaya。
wunei，yigeyanhannusedeshaonv，yizhuoerzuo，danborouruo，manliandebingtai，quemeidejingren。
meiruchunshan，meimoulianyan，shensiqiushui。
yinweibingtai，lianbaidejihutouming，xiangshiqinleshuidemeiyu。
dimianshangyipianlangjie，cucaodeciwanbeishuaidefensui，heihuhudelancaiyezizaidishangsanfazheyigudandandesuanwei，daizhebingchadeshuijianleyidi。
“huawu！nishixinfengle？jingranbafancaijizale？！”
“nihaidangzijishihoufuqianjina？”
“haigangenwomenshuailianzi，wojintianfeidedasinibuke！”
yigelianshangzhangzheyikeheizhidenvren，kanzhezijixinzuodequnzishangzhanmanlecaizhi，yanjingdoukuaidengchulaile，tajianjiaoyisheng，yangqishoujiuyaowangshaonvlianshangshanqu。
“二狗家的！”
“niyaojiaoxuntayongzhenzhajiuhao，kebiexiasishou，batadasile，zanmenkebuhaoxiangfulijiaodai。”
yipangdeshoufuren，jianyiguanmiantuanzisirenerturanzalefancai，heleyitiao，youjianergoujiadeqifenglemeiqingmeizhongdejiuyaodaren，lianmangshishangqianlanleyixia。
zheiweijinganhoufudeqianjinsuishuoshigangrenhuifulimeiduojiu，jiuyinfanledacuobeifaluodaolezhuangzishang，buguanbuwen，yirengjiushisan、sinian。
kezaizenmeshuotadoushihoufurendeqinshengnver，ruoshizhenrangtamendasile，pahuirelaimafan。
zaishuo，zheiweihoufuqianjinxiuhuohaibucuo，takehaizhizhetazuoxiupinjitamenhuanqianni。
qianduanshijianyinweitafenghanbingle，kedoudanwuyiduanshijianle，ruoshizaidahuailexiushangyigeyue，neikejiukuidale。
ergoujiadebeizheishoufurenyila，yexiangdaolezheiyidian，muguangyizhuanjiuluozaikangzhuoxiuhualanzishang，zhijiantaningxiaozheshuliandechouchuyigenxueliangdexiuhuazhen，ehenhendixianghuawubububijin……
“nigesiyatou，zhenshisantianbuda，shangfangjiewa……wokannishihuainianbeizhenzhadeziweileba……”
duiyuyanqianzheigeergoujiademadeshenmejiantizi、siyatou……zhileidehua，huawutingzhelianmeitoudoumeizhouyixia，zhishishenzishaoshaowanghouduoleduo，paneifurendekoushuipenzaitalianshang。
她嫌脏。
tachuanguolaiqianshigedingliuxiaohua。
lianzhangdehezheigeshenzidelianyimoyiyang。
xiangdangchutadejingjirenjiushiyinweixiangzhongletazheizhanglian，caibataqianjinleyulequande。
zaichuanguolaizhiqian，jingjirenjitajieleyigexiaoqingxindexiangcunzongyi，kejiuzaipaizuihouyiqishi，jingjirenfeirangtazhanzaixiyuzhongdehuayehaitangshuxiarangdaoyanpaita，jieguoyigeleibataheneikeqianniandehuayehaitangshuyiqipile。
tahunmiqianzuihoudeyinxiangjiushijingjirenxujiejingkongdepanglian，kehuawuxinlibitahaijingkong。
tashoujiliqianyiwankandenbenhaitangwendeliulanjiluhaimeiyoushana，haiyoutashoujilizhenzangdejigegdetazuiaidezuozhedadadehaitangwenbao……
tabunengjiuzheimesile，yaosiyeyaodengtabatadeshoujigeshihuacaixinga！
kexi，tazhilaidejijinjinzhuazhuzijijingjirendeshou，quegenbenmeilaidejijiaodai，jiuyanqianyihei，shiquyishi，shenmedoubuzhidaole。
不！
renguyouyisi，danjuebunengshishesi！！
她死不瞑目！
taxianglaidoushigaishuideshui，bugaishuideconglaibushui！
laotianweishenmeyaopita？！
dengtaxinglaihou，tafaxianzijichuanshule。
chuanchenglemoubenwanrenmiwen《meigutiancheng》zhongjinganhoufuneigediebuteng、niangbuaidehoufuqinvhuawu。
huawuyuhualinlangyoushizai‘qiwangzhiluan’zhongbeireneyidiaobao，shanghunvhualinlangchengleqianjinguinv，erzhenzhengdehoufuqianjinhuawuquechenglexiajiuliudeshanghushuchuzhinv，zhangdahou，huawuderongmaobeirenchulai，zheicaibeijiehuilehoufu。
kehualinlangzuoweijinganhoufuliweiyidenver，congxiaojiushiquanjiadetuanchonghezhangshangmingzhu，beisuoyourenqianjiaobaichongzhezhangda，ruhenengrongdexiajialiduoyigehuawulaifenchong？！
yushi，zaihualinlangdeduofan‘guanxin’xia，huawuluodegekebohendudemingshengbeiganchulefu，rengzaizhuangzishangzishengzimiehaojinian。
houlai，huawudaolenianjiyaojingongxuanxiu，houfuzheicaibudebulaijieta。
好消息，是爽文。
huaixiaoxi，shuangdeshinvzhu，ertashipaohui。
dayanhuangdixiaolin，guzhongshenhan，jiaoruoxianren，xiongcaidalve，wenwushuangquan。
weiyidequedianbianshijialisanqian，duchongyiren。
ketaduinvzhubiguifeichujingyuequezhichong，juekoubushuoai，nvzhuxinhuiyilengxiajueqingqiai。
zaixiaolinyingnianzaoshihou，zhuizhuquanli，zhouxuanyujigenanrenzhijian，tashitianshengmeigu，nanrenzhanletashenzijiulibukai，jianglengkudiwang、fuheiwangye、biaohanjiangjun、pianzhishaoshi、gaolengshenyi、shenmiguoshidouyiyishouruqunxia，zuizhongzhanzaiquanlidingfeng。
zaishuzhong，huawuchuxianshi，zhengshinvzhuyinchongguanliugong，rehougongbuman，qunqingjifen，taihoushiya，baiguanxuejian，qinghuangdijubanxuanxiu，guangnahougong，huawupingjiezhejuesederongmaoxuanxiurugong，keyintameimaojingreneraileguifeinvzhuchujingyuedeyan，jinganhoufuweilexiangnvzhubiaozhongxin，jianghuawudemingjiaozailenvzhushouli，yushi，huawulianhuangdidemiandoumeijiandao，jiuzheimeqiaowushengxidesizailegongli。
huawusihoubujiu，hualinlangcaizhehuawudeshigurugong，henvzhuzuoqilehaojiemei，zuihoubangzhenvzhuzuoshangtaihouzhiwei，jinganhoufuyeyinzheiweihuataiguifeiergengjiazunrong。
jinganhoufuyijiacaizaihuawudeshigushangronghuafugui，erneishihuawudeshiguyizaishengongzhonghuaweijifen。
xianzai，tazheigejinganhoufudeqinv，cishizhengzailengzhuangzhongchikushouzui，dengdaijietahuijingxuanxiudemache……
zheidoushishenmediyukaiju？！
zeilaotian，weishenmeyaopita？！
nandaojiuyinweitagougousuisuideneidiangerenxiaoaihaoma？！
花芜捶胸顿足！
什么狼窝侯府？！
什么疯批后宫？！
shesidetazhixiangzaixianfafeng，pingdengchuangfeisuoyouren。
kanzhejianjianbijinzijidexueliangzhenjianhecosplayrongmamadeedufuren，huawujieshulenaohaizhongzheizaoxindehuiyi，huanhuanzhanyanyixiao，mingmingshiliulibandemeirener，cishijingyoujifenxiesihefengdian。
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