第1章 招个鸭

砰——

zaichenjideshenyeli,yidianshengxiangdoutuwudeheren。

qiaoqiaoliangqiangzhebuzishijingguanshangfangmen,“shui,shuizainali……”ganliedezuichunbuzhuninan,tazhengkaimenglongdeshuangyansichuzhangwang,zhaodaoweishengjianhou,jiaobujiakuaidezoujinqu。

binglengdelengshuidangtoujiaoxia,qiaoqiaozhanzaishuixia,zhongyudedaoleduanzandeshuhuan。

tamanliantuohong,etoubumanxuhan,yanjinggengshihongdeheren。sheinengxiangdao,tagangxiafeiji,qujianduonianweijiandemuqin,dedaodebushimuai,ershijiangtaxiayaosongshangyigeweisuolaotouzidechuang?

renjiachangshuohudubushizi,tademuqinduitaqueyidianyebuxinruan。

lengshuiyuelaiyueda,qiaoqiaohunshenshitoule,danshitineidexuhuoqueyizhimeiyoudedaohuanjie,zhiyaoyilikaishuixia,neituanhuoyanyouhuizhongxinranqi,shenzhiyueyanyuelie。

yizhilinshuibushigebanfa,zheizhongshihoutabunengzaishengbing。qiaoqiaoxunsuguanlepengtou,cheguoyujinguozhuziji,zoudaomenkoujianqiyizhangkapian。

“ruguonijimo,jiuqinghujiaowo。”

kanzhekapianshangsaoshounongzidenvren,qiaoqiaodingdingdekanlejiyan,zuihoufangfoxiadinglejuexin,nachushoujibochuneigehaoma。

“wei,nimenyouweinvrenfuwudema。”

“hao,zhaogenanrenguolai,fulinjiudian3308,jinkuai。”

gualedianhua,qiaoqiaozhonghuiyushi,zaicirangzijizhishenyulengshuizhixia。

yiqiankandaozheizhongxiaokapiantachizhiyibi,quemeixiangdaozijiyehuiyongshangdeyitian,huiyiqigangcaidianhualicugadenansheng,qiaoqiaowenzhuxinshen,mianselengjing。

napashijiaojiyigeya,tayebuyuanyirenrenbaibubeisongdaoyigefeizhudechuangshang。

“扣扣——”

henkuaifangmenjiubeiqiaoxiang,qiaoqiaozhengkaiyan,haitingkuai。

taguanshangshui,xunsuqudakaimen,shenzhilianrendoumeikanqing,jiujiangrenlalejinlai,cuoguoleduifanglianshangdejinge。

“kuaidianba,suzhansujue。”

jiqiedeshuaixiayijuhua,tayibajiangnanrentuidaozaichuangshang,liangtuizhangkaikuazuozainanrenshenshang,laguonanrendelingdaijiuzhijiewenleshangqu。

zheishitadiyicizuozheizhongshiqing,tabugandanqie,pazijiyiqiejiushenmeyebuganle。

nanrendechunhenbo,quehenre,yixiadianranleqiaoqiaoannazaitineidehuoyan,lizhiyeshunjianhuifeiyanmie。

nonghoudenanxingheermengcuanrubijian,qiaoqiaohengyinyisheng,zhangxinxiashiqiuzhayoulidejirou,cucuyimo,lianchenshanhexizhuangwaitaodoubushineizhongliezhihuo。

haitingjingye,qiaoqiaobuzhebianjidexiangzhe,shoushangdedongzuoyuelaiyuekuai,haowuzhangfadequjienanrendedakou,quezaifushangqudediyimiao,jiubeiyizhifumanbojiandedazhangzhuazhu。

“你干什么?”

nanrendichendeshengyinchuanlai,jingranyoujifenhaoting。

qiaoqiaonaoziyijingyituanjianghu,danshihaiyoushijianchoukongxiangzhe,jiuchongzheishencaiheshengyin,tayebukui。

tadazhedanzijiangpaikainanrendeshou,koutukuangyan。

“ganshenme?dangranshi**!”

shoushangdedazhangweidun,qiaoqiaochenjichekainanrendepidai,shualayishenglaxialalian,jiuzhezheiyangdezishi,gangxiangshenshou,youbeirenzhuaizhu。

“nishuo,niyaoganwo?”

nanrendeshengyinyuefadedi,sizhenjingsiyunnu。

qiaoqiaozhijuedeshentidehuoyanyaobatashaomeile,tayangzhexiaolian,yilianbunaideshuo,

“nizenmezheimeduoshi,woshangni,nishangwoyoushenmequbiema?gaokuaidian,womangwanhaiyoushini。”

youjiaoyouqiaodehuayu,rangnanrenyoujifenhuangshen,qiaoqiaochenjiwenzhuleneishuangrangtayiyouweijindebochun。

zheicitajindegengshen,linghuodezailimianluancuan,jiaodeneiguzhizangzaiyiyudeshejianbeipoyutaqiwu。

meichiguozhurou,yejianguozhupao,zheimeduoniandemanhuajiaoxue,tacishixiangwushizitongyiban,henkuaijiutiaoqilenanrendefanying。

qiaoqiaoxinlideyi,zhengyaogengjinyibu,queganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan,ranhouzhenggerenbeiyazainanrenshenxia。

tazhoumei,gangyaofahuo,xiabajiubeirenyongliqianzhu,jiezheyigejiweikezhiyouchongmanliqideshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。

“你可别后悔!”