“陆鸣！”
“徐天龙！”
liangzhidashouqingqingchupeng，bianshunxifenkai。xutianlongmuguangsuodingzailiupiaoxulianshang，wushilumingcunzai，gaoshengbiaodanongqingmiyi。
“wogemenshitejingduifuduizhang，zhaoyuneisunziruguozaizhaoreni，wobaozhengrangtayongyuanxiaoshi。”
“zuowandeshiqing，nibuyongfangxinshang，yigedianhuadeshiqing。sijigebaoan，meishadabulede，fenfenzhonggaoding。”
yitaodingzhibokuanlanbaidengshanfu，duantongdengshanxue，shentiweiqingsanshiduyikaozherubaisedag。yangguangyingzhaoxiadexutianlong，quanshenyangyizhexiongxingheermengqixi。
lumingbeiwushile，quexiandehenkaixin。
zhengchouzhaobudaojiekoujieshini，xutianlongfengfenghuohuoganlaiyuanhuangjiuji。
duanduanjifenzhong，lumingbianzhidaoxutianlongshinazhongnanrenle——xihuanzichuizilei，xihuanwanyewaishengcundefuerdai。
biedebushuo，danjiuzheishendabanhekuxuanchuchang，biannengmidaoyiqunbaijinnv。
zhaoyushuodemeicuo，xutianlongdequetaonvrenxihuan，zhishi，liupiaoxuchuwai。
wunianshijian，liupiaoxuhuoxuhuibian，dan，jintouguzilidexinggebuhuigenggai。
qiguai，neitaweihexianderucijinzhang？nandao，tadanxinzijiwuhui？
“zheichebucuo，liangbaiduowanba！”lumingshenchushou，suiyimomoyinqinggai，“ganleyiyelu，nidejingliyiranruciwangsheng，peifua！”
“liangbaiduowan？”xutianlongbiyipiezui，“zheishiquanqiu**kuan，tuorenzhaoguanxi，haihualeyiqianduowanni！nibudong，biehulielie！”
“凑合吧！”
lumingweiweiyixiao，jixudounongxutianlong。
“zheizhongcheyewaituokunyiban，yudaonishiliu，fenfenzhongxiecai。wogerenbijiaoxihuanhanma，guochandetezhongcheliangyekeyi！”
“凑合？”
dangmiandihuizijiaiche，xutianlonghuodale，paizheyinqinggai，shengyingaolebadu。
“zheishiyiqianduowandeyueyewangzhe，nigenwoshuocouhe？kouqibuxiao，ninonglaijiliangshishia？”
“zheizhongyangzihuo，wozhenmeiyou！”
lumingtaiqitou，muguangzhenchengdewangzhexutianlong，yuqiweidunhuida。
“junyonghanmayoujishiliangba，qitatezhongcheliang——”
“haha——haha——”
xutianlongdaxiaodaduan，kuazhangdewuzhuduzi，xiaodesiwujidan。didouchequan，zijisuiransuanbushangshuyishuer，paijinqianshizongmeiwentiba！
junyonghanmajishiliang，zheiniupichuideyoudianerda。dangran，moxingchechuwai。
lumingyaotouweixiao，meiyoushengqi，yemeixiangjieshi。yuzhaoyuxiangbi，zheixutianlong，chongqiliangjiushibandahaizi。
“我送弯儿上学！”
liupiaoxunaqishubao，lingzhewanerchumen，qiaolelumingyiyan。
“daolunining，zuowochequba！”xutianlongzhudonglakaichemenyaoqing。
“xiexie！”liupiaoxulimaodiantou，lazhewanerdeshouraoguochezi，“niyihoubuyonglaile，luminghuilaile，wobuhuigennizoude！”
“jie！qinjie！”xutianlongjile，“weilezheizhongwonangfei，zhendezhima？”
luminglengzhule，zhuanershiran。cemiandaliang，liangrenwuguanlianxinghenxiang，dequeyoukenengshijiedi。
nei——tashiwoxiaojiuzi？
lumingmeimaozhouqi，ruguorangtazhidaozijishenfen，neiyihouca**deshiqing，qibushijieerliansan？
“baba，nilaijiewofangxueyo！”maiguonishuikeng，wanerreqiedekepantixing。
“hao！”lumingrenzhendehuishoudiantou，musongzuizhongyaodelianggenvrenlikai。
haixuyaoyiliangchea！lumingqiaoleyiyandag，bushihenmanyi，weiweiyaotou，zhuanshenzhunbeijinwuchimian。
“nizhanzhu！”xutianlongkuaqianyibu，dangzhumenkou，muguangyanededingzheluming。
“shuo，niyaoduoshaoqian！zhiyaonilikaiwojie，womanzunisuoyouyuanwang！”
xutianlongshenqingaoman，sihunengmaixiaquanshijie，dingzheluming，dengzhehuida。
“我要世界和平！”
lumingqingmieyixiao，longxinjueqixishifang，tuikaixutianlong，shanshenzuozaimudengshang，duanqishouganmian，kaishilangtunhuyan。
“噎死你！”
“废物！”
“陨石砸死你！”
xutianlongyinrenzhepiaosandeguaiwei，qiayaozhoumamouren**。zijirenzhenkaitiaojian，tajuranyaoshijieheping，naozikendingjinshuile！
“niruguozhenaiwojie，bianlikelikaita。wojiedexingzi，niyinggaiqingchu，renzhundeshiqing，shitouniudoulabuhui。”
“wunianqian，ruguobushiyinweini，wojieyijingdayingrenzuguizongle。yinweinisharen，tabuxiangqianlianxujia，bianyizhiduzishenghuo。”
“zhidaojiejiehuaiyunzhihou，wobaqidebansi。houlai，wobaqixiaole，youquanwojiedatai，tabukenting。zheiwunian，tamenfunvxiangchourenyiyangdidui。”
“zuichujinian，wobudongshier，jingchangjiduiwojie。youyici，wozuijiuchuchehuo，jiejiediyishijiangandaoxianchang，beizhewozoulewulishanlu，manglimangwaibushuo，haijuanxuejiwo。”
“congneiyihou，wobianfashi。zhiyaowohuozhe，yidingyaojiangwojiedaihuijia。”
“weilebimiannanrensaoraota，wobanyanjiejiedezhuiqiuzhe，hetuineixielaihama，fouze，jiejieshenghuozaizheizhongdifang，zaojiu——”
“luming，nigewangbadan，ruguobushini，wojiezenmehuihuodezheiyangku！”
xutianlongyueshuoyuejidong，qiaojianlumingyiranditouchimianhetang，huoqishangyong，chongjinwuli，taijiaochuaixiangxiaomuzhuo。
jinzaizhichi，yijiaocaixiaqu，xiaomuzhuobidingsifenwulie。
keshi，qiguaideshiqingfashengle，xutianlongtaiqideyoujiao，jiangyingdexuantingzaimuzhuozhishang，juranfangbuxia，yeshoubuhui。
“meidameixiao，niyinggaiguanwojiaojiefu！”lumingtaitou，youshantixing。
“zuomeng！nibupei！luming，woyijinggoujinimianzile，biejilianbuyaolian！”
lumingduanwanqishen，tikaixiaomuzhuo，kaishixishuawankuai，cashichufang，wushixutianlongneigaonandudegonggousaniao。
“我怎么动不了？”
“luming，wominglingni，likebangwo！”
“wojiqian，nijiaojiuhuchea！”
“jie——fu——woyaosile！”
“姐夫！姐夫！”
handaodishishengdeshihou，xutianlonghanliujiabei，yijingkuaikule。
lumingqingxiao，shouzhangchupengxutianlongfubu，houzheruzhencibanaihao，shentitandaozaimuchuangshang。
“biedong！”lumingshenqingyansu，lengshengjinggao，“niruguobuxiangbiantaijian，neijiuguaiguaitangzaichuangshang，fangsongshenxin，likexiuxi。”
xutianlongnumu，henxiangfankang。naihe，yiguqiansuoweiyoudeshushiganxilai，yanpikuaisubianying，qingkejianjinrumengxiang。
耳根清净了！
luminghengzhexiaoquer，liangshaisuoyouyiwu，zhunbeijiliupiaoxuyigedadadejingxi。
gangmangwan，longyingpiaofeichuxian，yibuyiqugenzaishenhou，huibaonilingezhanguo。
“pairendiaochaxujia，zhaochushituduhaixutianlongdemuhouzhushi。”
“jinggaomeidusha，zaiganluanlai，woxianfantadeshewo！”
“zhaoyitaopojiufangzi，juliyoueryuanjindianerde，woyaobanjia！”
luminghenqingchu，ruguoxianbaiqianduo，liupiaoxukendinghuilikaiziji。
suoyi，yanqiandeshenghuobixumanmangaibian，yaoliuzuhuanchongshijian，bunengji。
zhiyudaibudechezi，zhinengyihouzaishuo，xianzaizuijinyaodeshiqing，bianshizhaoyichubulouyudezhuchu。
longyingdiantoudaying，quelaizaiyuandibudong，guiyidedingzheluming，yuyanyouzhi。
“dengzheqingnichizhongfanma？”lumingfanbaiyan，bumanhechi，“ganjingundan！”
“bushi——”longyingweiqutaishou，zhixiangtiankong，“youyu！erqiehenda！”
“huala！hualala——”
“**大爷！”
“bieshazhanzhe，bangmangshouyifua！”
“撕拉——！”
“wokao！nixiaoxindianer！kuzibianchengqunzi，nipeia！！”
“sila——zheibeidan——”
……
yixiaoshizhihou，anshijiexiangdangdangdeyongbingdalaoluming，dizhetou，dingzheshiluludeyiwu，xiukuidedunzaimenkourenzuidaoqian。
liupiaoxuqia，chuquliangxiaoshi，huilaishi，jialixiangbeihongshuixiguoyiyanglangjie。
“咱搬家好不好？
“wanerxuyaozhengjiedejuzhuhuanjing。”
touyandaliang，lumingqieqiequanshuo，gaojuwanerzheigejiekoushuoshier。
“niyaoshiganpianwo，wojiuduoleni！”
saoshifangjian，buxiangbanyebuxingle，liupiaoxuyumendiantou，niuzhuanshen，linzhecaidaofenhenjinggao。
“我哪敢啊！”
luminglikejingshenle，bieshuoyitaojiufangzi，zhengchuangdaloudoumeiwenti。
wuhouyuting，banjiazhengshikaishi。**kuandagbianchenglianjiahuolala，niunihaixiudeshirulongwangtanggongyu。
cike，longchaojiubadinglou，meidushajuezhexiaozui，yaomeietouningchengsuimahua。
“yourenjiedan？”dingzhecishalumingdedingdan，meidushamanyouyoupinzaangguihongjiu，zuijiaoturanshangyangxionghen，“heiguafu，niganshawonanren，wogennipinming！”
keshi，xiayimiao，meidushayoulele。
“minggege，renjiacuoleyo，ershisixiaoshitieshenshuzuihaobuhaoya！”
“gege——gege——”
xiaoshengjidang，meidushayaobaizheqiaotunrudong，bobodeshuiyishunzhe**jianbanghualuo，rouruowugudejiaoqurongruhuabandangyangdeyongchizhinei……