“hahahaha~”lubofachuzhendongwujidekuangxiao，liujiarenyegenzhekuangxiaoqilai，sihutingdaolerenshijianzuikexiaodexiaohua！
yigenaoqiaoshoushangdenaocannongmingong，jurandayanbucan，yaojiaohuangyigedajituandeshengyi！
“zhenyouyisi，nandaowobuxiaoxinjiandaoleyigelihaidedarenwu？”lubocacaxiaochulaideyanlei：“haishishuo，woyushangleyigenaoziyoubingdelaji？”
“ludongshizhang，nihaizhendeshuoduile！”laotaitaijingyajiaodao：“zheigenaocannongmingong，haizhendeshiconggaokongzhuiluo，shuaihuailenaoqiao！nibuyaotingtafangpi，yizhixiaomayishuodehuhua！”
“nihaibukuaigun！”dulanmanlianxiukui，weizijigenxiaoruiyouguanxiertaibuqitoulai。tazhizhexiaoruimadao：“nizheigediurenxianyandedongxi，wodeliandourangnidiuguangle！”
“womenzouba~”liuyunjinjinwanzhuxiaoruideshou，yinweiqifenhejidongerweiweizhandou：“zheigedifang，wobuhuizailaile！”
“nibuzhunzou！”dulan，laotaitai，lubo，tongshidashengjiaodao。
“genludongshizhangquxiangfu，haishigenzheigenaocanqushouzui，nihaimeiyoukanqingchuma？”laotaitaiyinceceshuodao：“liujiademen，bushineimerongyijinjinchuchude！chulezheigemen，nimenyijiasankoucongcizaiyebuzhunjinlai！”
“liuyun，nibunengzou。”dulanshuodao：“womenzhongjiushiliujiaren，daduangutoulianzhejin。zheigenongmingong，shizhongshigewairen！”
“laotaitai，yiqianwandeshengyi，jiukanninabunadexia。”lubokanzhelaotaitaiweixieshuodao：“zheigenvrenwohenxihuan，ruguotajiajiwo，yihouwomenhezuoderizihaizhangzheni！”
“nifangxinbaludongshizhang，zheijianshibaozaiwoshenshang！”laotaitaijimangshuodao。
“nimenyetaizixinleba？”xiaoruikanzhejigerendechoutai，paipailiuyundexiaoshou：“nidengyixia，woqudagedianhua。”
tazoudaopangbiantaochushouji，botongyigehaomashuodao：“yougejiaozuoqingfengjianzhujituande，bataconggongdianxiangmudejianzhushangmingdanzhongtichuqu。”
“tahaizhendedadianhuale~”xiaoruiguaduandianhua，lubojingyakanzheta，zaicikuangxiaoqilai：“yaoshininengbawodeshengyijiaohuang，jintianwocongliujiapachuqu！”
“sanfenzhong。”xiaoruikanzhelubo：“ruguosanfenzhongzhineimeiyouxiaoxi，wocongliujiapachuqu！”
“吹牛逼！”
“jintianwomenjiukankanzheigenongmingong，zaidishangpadechoutai！”
“zhenshibuzhidaozijichijiwanganfan！”
liujiaderenfenfenjiaoxiao，jifengkanzhexiaorui，jiuxiangkanzheyigekexiaodexiaochou！
yifenzhongguoqule，lubokoudailideshoujihuranxiangleqilai。lubotaochushoujikanleyiyan，jimangjietongfangzaierbian。
“pangzong，nizhaowoshenmeshi？”tadelianshangluchuletaohaodexiaorong，jiuxiangyigebeiweidenupu！
“nidejianzhushangzige，beiquxiaole。”duimianchuanlaiyigelenglengdeshengyin：“congjintiankaishi，hetiexuetangxiangguandesuoyoujianshexiangmu，nidoumeiyouzigecanjiatoubiao！”
dianhuaguaduan，xiangqidududexiangsheng。
lubodaidaitaitoukanzhezhouweideren，sihuhaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai：“weishenme？woyixianggentiexuetanghezuobucuode，woyouchabuduoyibandegongcheng，dougentiexuetangyouguan......”
xianchangyipianningjing，suoyourendoubeizheigekepadejieguojingdai！
sheidoumeiyouxiangdao，lubodeshengyizhendehuangle！
lubomengranzhuantoukanxiangxiaorui，lianshangluchufengkuangdebiaoqing：“shini，shinizuode！nizenmekeneng！”
“sheihaimeiyoujigepengyou？”xiaoruikanzhelubojifengyixiao：“nihuolezheimedanianji，douhuodaogoushenshangle！wobuqifulaonianren，nigunba，jiubuyaopachuqule！”
“qiaohe，yidingshiqiaohe！”zhanzaiduimiandeliue，dashengjiaoqilai：“yigenaocannongmingong，zenmekenengyouzheimelihaidepengyou！”
“shia，luzongnibuyaoxinta！”laotaitaideerxifujiaodao：“nikankantadedaban，kankantademoyang！yigenongmingong，dingduorenshijigebaogongtou！”
“dui，yidingshibiedeyuanyin！”lubonannanshuodao：“ni，zenmekeneng！nijueduimeiyouzigeyingxiangdaotiexuetangdejuece！”
“tiexuetangtangzhu，youmeiyouzige？”xiaoruilengxiaoyisheng：“woshitiexuetangtangzhu，yijuhuajiukeyijuedingguanyutiexuetangderenheshiqing！niyinggaigandaorongxing，rangwoqinziweilenidalegedianhua！”
“fengle，zhendeshifengle~”lubokanshaziyiyangkanzhexiaorui：“gangcaiwohaiyoudianxinni，xianzaiwozhidaoshizijixiangcuole，zheijiushigeqiaohe！”
“xiaorui！”liuyunchezhuxiaoruidexiuzi，zeguaishuodao：“wobuzaihunideshenfenyouduomediwei，danshiwobuxiwangnishigesahuangderen！
wozhidaoninaozimeiyoumaobing，keshiweiwochutou，yebunengshuoshahuaya！”
“zheigenaocan~”dulanyaoyaqiechishuodao：“daochudiurenxianyan，xianzaiyijingkaishishuohuhuale！”
“kewozhendeshi......”xiaoruidashengshuodao，yijingbeiliufenghenhentuileyiba：“nengbunengbizui，nixiangrangwobaliandiuguangma？yaobubizui，yaobugun！”
“woyaoquchayixia，kankandaodishizenmehuishi！daodishishei，shuolewodehuaihua！”lubomengranzhuanshenlikai，liuxiakebeidebeiying！
“ludongshizhang，ludongshizhang！”laotaitaixiangwaizhuilejibu：“neiwomendehetong......”
“haiyoushenmehetong，wozijidouchibushangfanle！”yuanchuchuanlailufengdenuhou。
“nizheige**，huilewodeshengyi！”laotaitaimengranzhuanshen，banuhuoqingxiezaixiaoruishenshang：“nizenmebuqusi！nizheigechengshibuzubaishiyouyudedongxi！”
“zuoshengyi，bunengkaomainvrenzheizhongbeibidebanfa。”xiaoruilenglengkanlelaotaitaiyiyan，lazheliuyunzhuanshenjiuzou！
“gun，nimendoujiwogun！”laotaitaifafengyibannujiao：“liufeng，congjintiankaishi，liujiameiyounimenzheiyizhi！nimentongtonggundan，woyaokanzhenimenqujieshangyaofan，kanzhenimenesizaijietou！”
“jiazhu！”liufengkanzhelaotaitaijiaojishuodao：“shenmeshidouhaoshangliang，nibunengbawomenzailiujiachuming！”
“nimenzheiyijiazi，haiyoushenmeyong？”laotaitaiyinlengshuodao：“weiyideyidianliyongjiazhi，yebeinifanjiandenverlangfeile！womenliujiabuyangfeiwu，gengbuyangchilibawaidedongxi！”
“gun！”tamengranyibaixiuzi：“yihouyongyuanbuyaochuxianzaiwodemianqian！”