第1章
yichangyiwailuoshui，woquanjiadounengtingdaowodexinsheng。
wozaixinlitucaoergedebaiyueguang，huitouergebatachuaile。
wozaixinlitucaomamadetangjie，mamahetaduanjueguanxi。
wozaixinlitucaobabadeluonanxiaoqingmei，dangwanbeibabarengchumen。
wozaixinlitucaodagededelizhushoumeimei，limadagerangtamenmingshengsaodi。
zici，wodailingquanjiazouzailechiguadiyixian。
1、
woquanshenshiluludezuozaishafashang，fanzhebaiyankanyanqiandenaojufasheng。
yaobushiwoluoshui，gujiwohaibuhuijuexingpaohuiyishi，buhuitiqianzhidaozijishenchuyibenshuli。
erwodequanjia，doushifanpai，shibangnannvzhujiaotianzhuantianwa，gengshangyicengloudecunzai。
zuihou，wojiangjiajiaporenwang，liuluojietougoudouxian。
2、
“站住！”
“jiangwenhao，nijintianzhiyaogantachujiamenyibu，yihoujiubiehuilai，wojiangjiayedangmeinizheihaoren！”
qijibaihuaideshengyin，weixieshizu。
“又是这一招？”
“hao，wojiangwenhaofashi，jintianwotachujiamenyibu，wojiang......”
jiangwenhaofenhendeshengyinxiangqi，danshihenkuaibeidaduan。
jiangwenhaoshenpangwanruotusihuadenianqingnvzi，shengyinzhongdaizheweiqudao，“qiancuowancuoquandoushiwodecuo，wobugaichuxianzaiwenhaomianqian，shushuayiqingnimenbiezaiguaizuiwenhaole，wozou......”
“xinlan，nibuxuyaozheiyangweiquqiuquan。”
jiangwenhaomanlianxintengdeanweizhexuxinlan，xiangbuweijiannanxianzuhebaofengyudezhanshi，laolaodebaxuxinlanhuzaishenhou，yuzijidefumuzhengmianduizhi。
“bu、wenhao，shushuayitamenshiweilenihao，nibunengzheiyangshangtamendexin。”
xuxinlanzhenshiyiduoshanjierenyidejieyuhua，peishangneiweiquyinrendebiaoqing，zhijienengbaaosikabanhuijia。
ruguobushixianchangchigua，chidehaishizijijiadegua，wodouxiangweixuxinlanguzhang。
buguo，jiangwenhaozheizhizhang，kendingshibeijuqingyingxiang，chechedidibianchenglelianainao。
jiangwenhaogenbenjiubuzhidao，taneimeilijiebaiwuxiadechulianbailianhua，yagenjiumeiyouxihuanguota，duitazhiyouliyong。
nantingdianshuo，woneilianainaoerge，shixuxinlandechaojiwudibeitai。
bijingyouyanzhi，youqian，haiganqingzhuanyi，jiusuanzijibuyao，fangshoujibierenyetaikui，haiburushishilianluoyifan，yibeibushizhixu。
jiangwenhaotongxindebaozhexuxinlan，yadileshengyindao，“xinlan，tamendouneiyangduini，nihaiweitamenshuohua，neiniyoumeiyouxiangguozijiheduzilidehaizi？”
“我......”
xuxinlandeshengyinjianxiao，yanjinghongtongtong，yizhishouqingqingfushangxiaofu。
ehuo，benlaigangkaishiwohaiyoudianmimang，buzhidaojuqingfazhandaonayibu，bijingjiangwenhaojingchangdaizhexuxinlannaolijia。
ze，yuanlaishizheixiuluochang。
“bama，woxinyiyijue，jirannimenburenwomenyijiasankou，neimewojiudaizhetamenniangliangchuquguo，fanzhenganwoxianzaidenengli，nengyanghuotamen。”
“bama，nimenjiudangmeiyoushengwo。”
“dagexiaomei，yihoubamajiumafannimenle。”
“欣兰，我们走。”
“wen、wenhao......”
wobamabeijiangwenhaoqidexiongtangjulieqifu，youqishimama，hanzheyanleijiciyaohunjueguoqu。
wodagejiangwuyanzemanliannurongdedengshizhejiangwenhao，henbudechongshangqubajiangwenhaodaxing。
zheiyangyigeshifeibufen，buyaofumuxiongdijiemeidelianainao，bupeichengweijiangjiaren。
woshenshanghaichuanzheshiyifu，jiusuanguozhetanzi，yejidubushufu。
suoyi，womianshangyagenbuxiangshuoshenme，danshiwoxinlizaibutingtucao。
【yanghuo？nideziyuanbushijializachulaide？pingnizijiyenengzaiyulequanhunchumingtang？】
【haiyou，nineichulianbailianhuaduzilidehaizi，niquedingzhenshinide？nibushisuoweidejiepanxia？】
【zhizhanglianainao，zhenweibamabuzhi，dangnianhaiburushenggechashaobao，zongbishengnizheigewanyihao。】
【huogaidangjiepanxia，huogaibeibailianhuanvzhushuadetuantuanzhuan，huogainitiangoutiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou！】
【wangleshuo，nijiusuanzheicibeitaishangwei，guobulejigeyuehaiyaotuiweirangxian，sheirangbailianhuahezhenaisuosile？】
【daoshihoutamennvelianqingshen，zuihouhe，nimejiuqugongdibanzhuan，zuihouhaibeitianjiangzhuantouzasi。】
【haocanyipaohuinanpeia！】
【zezeze......】
3、
“谁？”
tuwudeshengyin，yilianchuandexiangqi，rangjiangjiarendoulengleyixia，youqishijiangwenhaodelianse，gengshiniuqudexiangchouxianghua。
wodagezuozaiwoduimian，zuixianfaxianshiwozaitucao。
gujitayezaihuaiyi，weishenmewozuibameidong，tajingrannengtingdaowoxinlidehua。
“jiayue，gangcaishinizaishuohua？”
womahewoba，qiqibamuguangtouxiangwo。
woyilianmangranwuhai，yaoyaotou，“meiyoua！”
“wogangyoushuohuama？”wozhazhayan，gengxiandewugu。
wobuguoshixinlitucaoeryi。
【maya，wogangcaiyoubahuashuochulaima？weishenmejiangwenhaoneilianhechiledabianyiyang？】
woxiaoxinyiyidequzhetamendebiaoqing，tamenyehenrenzhendekanzhewo。
weidujiangwenhao，liansegengxiangdiaosepanle。
“meishi，jiayuenimeishuo，gujishimamagangcaihuanting。”
henhao，wobama，wodageerge，zaiyishunjian，yijingqueding，tamendounengtingdaowoxinlidetucao。
haiyou，tamenhaoxiangdachenglemouxianggongshi，budasuanrangwozhidao。
“e，mamanikenengshibeiergeqide。”
wodandandeshuoleyiju，ranhoujixuchigua。
zhishi，tamenweishenmelaoshiyouyiwuyiwangwozheibianpiao？
我脸上有花吗？
worenbuzhushenshoumomolianshang，meiyouzangdongxia！
【heng，kendingshijuedewohaokan！】
wobama、dageerge，youqiqibamuguangkanxiangwo。
wobamayanzhonghanxiao，youyoudianwunai。
wodagejiangwuyanzeshizixiduanxiangwoyifan，ranhouquedingbandiantou。
jiangwenhaozeshiyilianyushuohaishuodebiaoqing。
danshi，yijiumeiyouyingxiangtayaodaixuxinlanzoudeyisi。
“bama，shinimenpaoqilewo，bushiwopaoqilenimen。”
【paoqigegui？mingmingshixinxiayanxiadelianainao，haiguanmiantanghuangzhaoliyou？】
【lianainao，tui、tui、tui！】
【ganjindaizhenidebailianhuaquguoerrenshijie，yinianhousiqiaoqiaoba！】
wojiduxianqijiangwenhao，xinlitucaoqilaiyemeiyourenhefudan，fanzhengmeirentingdao。
wobamatinglewodehuatongkongjinsuo，zheishidiercitingdaowodetucaoshuojiangwenhaohuisi。
wobajilejiangwuyanyigeyanshen，ranhoujiangwuyanzhijiehanlaishigebaobiao。
jiexialaifashengdeyimu，zhenshirangwopaianjiaojue。
wobamahedage，tainiule，jiangwuyanzheizhongshijilianainao，jiugaihaohaozhizhi。
jiangwuyanhexuxinlansheiyemeizoucheng，beibaobiaomendaiqulewomenjiadesirenyiyuan。
zuoweizouzaichiguadiyixiandewo，zenmekenengcuoguozheiyangdejihui？
wodiyishijianchonghuifangjianhuanyifu，ranhoukuaisugandaoyiyuan。
wolaidetaijishi，zhenghaokandaoxuxinlanbeibaobiaojiazheguoquzuoyangshuichuanci，zheiyangnengkuaisujiancechuhaizidaodishibushijiangwenhaode。
【wakao，taijingcaile，kanxuxinlandexiaobiaoqing，huangdeyibia！】
【wolaixiangxiangjuqing，xuxinlanxianzaiyinggaishisangeyue，duzikaishixianhuaile。】
【xuxinlanduijiangwenhaoneibeitaishuoshiyigebanyue？**haosuanjia！】
【hezuilegensigouyiyangdejiangwenhao，nengbaxuxinlanshuile，wonaodaigexialaidangqiuti，yejiushijiangwenhaoneizhizhangcaihuixiangxin，caixinganqingyuandangjiepanxia。】
【zhendehaoqidaijiexialaidemingchangmian，woxiangkanjiangwenhaodezhizhenxiangdebengkuiyang。】
womiansebugai，xinliyijinghaifantian。
womuguangjiongjiongyoushen，kanzhexuxinlanyidianyidianbeituojinshoushushi。
wuhu，jiajizhiyaosangexiaoshijiunengzhidaojieguo。
xiangduiyuwodechigua，jiangwenhaoyijingshengwukelian，sanguanquanbudianfu。
tadechulianbaiyueguang，shineimedejiaojiewuxia，zenmekenengjitadailvmao？
tayouzenmekenengshiqiannianbeitai，jiepanxia？
tamingminghexuxinlanshizhenai，xuxinlanduzilidehaizishitamenaidejiejing。
真爱无敌。
keshi，wodexinlitucao，duijiangwenhaoyijingchanshenglezhongdayingxiang，taxinlidetianpingyijingpianle。
buran，jiangwenhaohuishisizulanbamatamendedongzuo，genbenbuhuilaiyiyuan，yebuhuiyanzhengzhengkanzhexuxinlanjinshoushushi，duixuxinlandeqiuzhuwudongyuzhong。
4、
sangexiaoshihenkuaiguoqu，womendedengdaizhongyuyinglailehuibao。
xuxinlanduzilidehaizi，queshibushijiangwenhaode，yijingsangeyuelingjiutian。
haiyou，yishenghaigaosujiangwenhao，hezuijiuhou，nanrengenbenjiubuhuiyouneifangmiandexingzhi，youqishirangrenhuaiyunzheidian，jzidehuoyueduhendi。
jiangwenhaozhijiexiangdaleshuangdeqiezi，nianlebaji，meiyourenhehuoli。
zaiqiangyoulidejiancezhengjumianqian，yiqiejiaobiandoushizhilaohu，bukanyiji。
xuxinlanfuzheqiangwangjiangwenhaoneibianzouqu，qiangrenzheyanleixiangyaohejiangwenhaojieshi，zuihouyijuyemeishuo，huiliuliudezoule。
wogankai，zhulandashuiyichangkong，shenmeyemeilaozhe。
duile，wojiarenmenzenmeturanzheibanqiangshide？nandaoshihewoyouxinlingganying？
【ng，bukuishiwodejiaren，henannvzhumenduikangdiyibu，qudejiejishengli，zaijiezaili，zhengquchedibaituofanpaipaohuidemingyun。】
【gangbade，jiarenmen！】
wobamamianmianxiangqu，tamentingdonglewodehua，youxiangshimeitingdong。
anwodeyisi，quanjiadoushipaohui？zuihouhaihuihenqican，quanjiadoushinannvzhudemojiaoshi？
ruguotamenmeiyoulijiecuo，xuxinlanyinggaijiushinvzhujiao？
wojiexialaidetucao，yechedideyinzhengletamendecaice。
【eieiei，shenmeguixiaoshuo，《bazongjueai：rouruojiaoqidaiqiupao》，shenluojidoumei，wanquanshiweileshuangershuang，weilenveernve，basuoyourendangchenglejiangzhigongjuren，youqiwoquanjiazuican，biwangbaochuanhanyaoshibazaihaiku。】
【zuiqimawangbaochuanhainenghuoming，woquanjiashijiaporenwanga！】
【heng，zheiciyouwozai，yidingbuhuirangneiyangdeshifasheng，zhiyuyaozenmezuo，haishiyaozaixiangxiang。】
“bama，jiayuejintianzaoshangdiaoshuili，xianzaizhenghaozaiyiyuan，womendaitaqujianchayixia。”
jiangwuyanjiwobamayigeyanshen，tamenlimaxinlingshenhui。
“duiduidui，womenbaokebunengshengbing。”
“yisheng，ganjindaiwonverqujianchayixia，tajintianzaoshangdiaozaiyouyongchili，yebuzhidaoyoumeiyoushangdao。”
yizhenbinghuangmaluan，wobeiyixiliejianchaanpaidemingmingbaibai。
wobamaheliangweigege，zeshiyilianyansudezaimeirendebingfanglitaolunwo。
zuihoutamendechujielun，neijiushiduiyunengtingdaowotucaozheijianshi，baochijianmo，zaiyebuti。
danshi，tamenhaiyaojinxingyanzheng。
yushi，jiexialaiwoyoubeianpaidemingmingbaibai。
jintian，wogenzhedagequgongsi。
mingtian，wogenzhemamaqucanjiayanhui。
houtian，wobadaizhewochucha。
dahoutian，woergedaiwoqucanjiazongyi。
......
我、太忙了！
5、
偷得浮云半日闲！
wojintianzhongyubuyonggenzhetamensichubenbo，zhongyukeyihewodeshafadisichanmian。
woshiwanwanmeiyouxiangdao，wodejiarenmenhuirucisangxinbingkuang！
tamendeai，taihouzhong，woyagenbuxiangyaoa！
wozhishiyitiaoxianyu，wojiuzhixiangkuaikuaileledechiguahuashui......
gongzuo、shejiao，wodoubuxuyao，erciyuanmeishaonvyouwangluo、youguajiuxing。
haozaiwodejiarenmenhaiyouyisisirenxing。
阿呸，并没。
jintianshimamadetangjieyaolaicuanmenzi，chulechuchadebaba，quandouzaijia。
congyouyushanghuaizhongzouchulaideerhuoxianyanbaojiangwenhao，yijingzaiwomianqianzhuanleshibahui，wohenbudebatachuaichuqu。
worenwukeren，“nimeishigan？zaineizhuanlaizhuanquxiandeninengnai？”
【saobaoyiyang，chuandehualihushao，yiweishikongquehaishigonghuli？】
【qie，guaibudezhanglekelianainao，beirendangchengjiepanxia。】
jiangwenhaozuijiaochouchu，lianainaohejiepanxiaguobuqulema？
tayijinggaixieguizheng，yijingbaxuxinlanchuaile！
benlaixuxinlanhaijiaxingxingdejitafahaorenka，qingqiutayuanliang。
yuanlianggepi，jiangwenhaoxiangdaozijibeiqipian，zuihouhaikenengjiaporenwang，zhijieyibuzuoerbuxiu，bangxuxinlanguangergaozhi。
rangxuxinlancongqingchunyunvbianchengxinjiheixinlian，haibangzhuxuxinlanhuidaozhenaimianqian，rangtamensuosi，rangtamenquxiangaixiangsha，zaiyebuyaolaihaitamenjiangjia。
budebuti，jiangwenhaonaozizhengchanghou，neishiyidianyebuchikui，baxuxinlancongtazheilinazoude，doujiabeiyaolehuilai，gaodexuxinlanzuihouzhichakuchaheduzi。
quanchengchiguadewo，chidexinmanyizu，mianqianghaijilejiangwenhaoyigexiaolian。
“jiayue，nizheizuomeizuoxiang，zhanmeizhanxiang，jiushizheiyangjiedaikeren？”
“嗯？”
wonaodaiweipian，naweia？
上来就想当我妈？
e，yuanlaishida、yi、ma！
“jiayueshiyidianjiajiaoyemeiyou，yaoshiwojiatingtingzheiyang，wozhunnaxiaojiechichouta。”
“xiangwomenzheiyangjiatingdenvhai，liyiyidingyaoguifan，buranyihoumeirenyao！”
dayimashuoshangyinle，daizhewomayidunshuchutadejiaoyangnverjingli。
womalianshangshizhongdaixiao，zhiyuyoumeiyoutingjinquherentong，neijiubuzhidao。
erwo，youkaishilexinlitucao。