程彧立即阻拦。
“nvdibixiashenbianchuleyouxuduodaneishiwei，haiyouguanbinghuweidewenwubaiguan，limianshuobudingyoushasifuqindechouren。”
guoguoyimiwudegezi，wangshangcuanlehaojixia。
zhikandaoqianfanglurendehounaoshao。
chengyudanxinyinrenzhuyiyebuganbaoqita，zhinengjixudingning。
“womenzhijiebaolushenfengaoyuzhuang，youkenenghuibeichoujia，zhaojiekoudangchangshadiao。”
muqianweiyidebanfa，shixianxiangnvdizhengmingzijiyoujiazhi。
youlelizuzhidi，zaimanmanchazhengshafuchourenshishei。
ranerputongrenjiandaonvdidejihui，yishengkenengjinyouzheiyici。
gairuhezhuazhuzheigeqijini？
……
julizhoupengbaizhangyuandekongdishang。
wenwubaiguanzhengweiraozheyigenianfangshiba，rongmaojiaohao，qizhilengqing，yixiheijinwenlongbianfudenvzi。
不停地歌功颂德。
“bixiabaimangzhizhonghaiyaoshichaminqing，shinaimingjunzhiju。”
“bixiachengxingantiandongdi，hanqingdinghuizaorixiaojie。”
“bixiariliwanji，bukeguodulaolei，haiwangbaozhonglongti，jinkuaihuigongweihao。”
nvdixiaojiulingdanfengyanweiweishangtiao，saoshileyiquanzhongchen。
yigebiyigeshuodehaoting，beidiliqueyoubushaochenziqitachudengdabao。
tanzangwangfa、qishangmanxia。
yongliudaizheng、sharenfanghuo。
无恶不作！
tajinrilai，jiushiyaozhichuwenti，rangtamenzhidaozijiyanliburoushazi！
“zhenlaidaozheilijinliangkezhong，jiufaxianleyigejishoudezhenzainanti。”
zhongchennikankanwo，wowangwangni。
bumingbaijingranyouxudeshizhouxianchangyouhenanti。
lianpingrilixiangfenggouqiangshiyiyangdenanmin，douweilenengduochibanwanfanbiandelaoshile。
jiuzhei，bixiahainengzhaotamendemafan？
“aiqingmennandaomeifaxian，lingquzhenzaizhoudenanminli，jiazazhexuduoyizheguangxianderenma？”
fuzezhenzaizhushidehubuxushangshu，yigeyandaosaoxiangrenqun。
lijiyouliangmingguanyuanchulie，guizaixiaojiulingjiaoxia。
“qingbixiashuzui，lingzhoudebaixingtaiduo，youxierenweileyiwanzhou，guyichuandepopolanlande。”
“shizhoudeguanchazhikanchuanyidaban，yefenbianbuqingsheiqiongsheifu。”
“zhoushiyangshan，bulunpinfu，xianglairuci，bixiamoguai。”
liangmingguanyuanbiaomiankonghuang，shizewenrulaogou。
qianlailingzhouderuguodoushinanmin，zhenggejingchengzaojiuchenglenanminyingle。
peizhebixiazuomianzigongfu，tahaizhenxiangbanshishi？
凑合凑合得了。
“xianglairucibianshiduima？nimenbusijinquhairangzhenmoguai？”
taxiaojiulingjinri，jiuyaoquchuzheigezaopodechuantong！
“zhuweiaiqing，zhenzaizhendeshizaimin，shinanmin，feimanfuliuyouhailaiqiangshidexiaoren！”
“jinriruosheinengyoujice，qufenchuzhenjiananmin，polezhendenanti，zhenpogetiba！lianshengsanji！”
tingshuonenglianshengsanji，wenwubaiguanquandouneixinhuoreqilai。
jiuliangangcaihai“xianglairuci”deliangweilanzhengguanyuan，douwaizhetou，yifumingsikuxiangdemoyang。
“zhijienahujiyanzhengzhenjia？”
“buxing！renhaimeichawanzhoudouliangtoule，zaizhe，jingchengyeyouyaofande。”
“设立举报制度？”
“buxing！daoshihouyigerentuoyizhengtiaojiexiashuilailingzhou，yikelaoshushinenghuaiyiguozhou。”
两刻钟过去。
lingzhoudebaixingdouzoulehaojibo。
wenwubaiguanyiranyichoumozhan。
xiaojiulingdemuguangluozaituogudachen，zuochengxiangtangzhizhangdeshenshang。
“唐相可有良策？”
tangzhizhangcankuidiyaoleyaotou。
xianglairucidenanti，zenmekenengqingyipojieni？
bixiazheihuizhuacuochalou，zhipayaonaochuxiaohua。
xiaojiulingkandaoyouyigefeitoudaerdezhongnianren，pengzheyidawanbaizhoumeizoujibulu。
xianqimeiziweidaozailubiandefentongli，dunshiqibudayichulai。
“zhongweiaiqing，jingwuyirennengweizhenfenyou？”
xiangyaoshengguanfacai，quewujikeshidebaiguanmen，jiantongliaomeiyigenengdashanglai，xuanzhedexinluodaoshichu。
erlianggelanzhengdeshizhouguanyuan，gengshiyifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzi。
doushuolexianglairuci，bixiahaibuxinxie。
daodishinianqing，chideyantaishao，caihuiduoguanxianshi。
“haohaohao！zhenkezhenshiyangleyiqunnengchenganli！”
jiuzaixiaojiulingganjueyouyidaowuxingdeerguangdazailianshang，**ladetengshi。
renqunzhongbaofachuyidaoyourutianlaideshengyin。
“bixia，caominyouyiji，kejiebixiananti！”
谁？！
君臣循声望去。
renqunzhizhong，yinchuandetaipolan，beiguanbinglanzaiwaiweidechengyu，zhongyuzhuazhulemingyundeweiba。
tabaguoguokangdaobozishang。
“bixia！caominzaizheili！”
yimibadedagaogejiashangbanrengaodeguoguo，youruhelijiqunbanduomu。
wenwubaiguanqichutingdaoyourenshuonengpojieciti，haihenzhenjing。
daitamenkanqingshigenanmin，bushaorendangjichixiaochusheng。
“ququyigenanmin，yeganxiangbixiaxianji？”
“tabuhuiyiweibixiashinvzihaohongpian，xiangpianchipianheba？”
“nanminjianshishao，tingshuoyoushangjiubuzilianglidixiangshishi，buzhidaoshenmejiaofankeyiluanchi，huabukeyiluanshuo。”
erbaiguanzhongdexushangshu，kanqinglechengyudezhangxiang，tongkongmengdiyisuo。
zheibushichengyushineigenuoruowunengdeerzima？
居然敢当众献计？
谁给他的狗胆！
“dadan！yijienanminnengyoushenmejice，qijunwangshangzuigaiwansi，susujiangcirennaxia！”
fuzehubuguanyuandehuwei，lijixingdongqilai。
xushangshuchaozherenqunzhongshilegeyanse，youlianggejinxiaozhongyutadehuwei，bachubishouzouxiangchengyu。
qianjunyifazhishi，yixifanzhejinguangdeheiyingshanguo。
xiaojiulingyueguocengcenghuwei，congtianerjiang，zhandingzaichengyudemianqian。
“nishuoninengpojiezhendenanti？！”
xiangyaobadaosharendehuweijianzhuang，huangmangjiangdaoshouruqiaozhong。
chengyuyebeifanyingrucijiliedenvdiheleyitiao。
我去！
bixianilaijianwojuranyongfeide？
tadeshixianluodaoduifangdelianshang，bukuishijingchengdiyimeiren。
名不虚传。
zaikanyiyanbiliwanmeideshencai，haiyoubitamingdouzhangdeyutui。
帝穷凶，他饿极。
xiaojiulingjiantabuzaiyanyu，sibeizijiweiyanhedao，shengyinfangrou。
“niruozhishiyishichongdongyewushi，zhennianzainiyoujinzhongzhixindefenshang，niqiequlingzhouba。”
tadeyuqilimanshishiwang。
chengyuganjinshouhuimuguang，mubuxieshi。
“huibixia，caominshuonengyidingneng！”
“hao，zhenbianxinniyici，zhiyaonixiandejiceyouyong，zhenbianfengnizuoguan。”
zuoguanhaoa，zheikeshijinfanwan。
chengyuxianbaguoguofangxialai，youcongdishangzhualeyibashazi，fangjinxiongqianguadetaopenli，dijixiaojiuling。
“bixiazhixuyaojiangtachanruguoli，nantijikejiejue。”
“？？？”
xiaojiulingyishuanghuishuohuadedanfengyan，weiweishangtiao。
guolichanshazijiunengpojietadenanti？
zheigenanminbuhuiyiweitahaoshuohua，guyikuangtaba？
wenwubaiguanzhijuedehuangdanhuaji。
yuanbenhaidanxinchengyuzhenyouliangjidexushangshu，lijichuliebaohe。
“wangguolichanshaziruhenenggouqufenchuzhenjiananmin？nifenmingshizaixinongbixia！”
“haiwangbixiaxialing，susujiangcirennaxia，zhangzeyibaidaban，yijingxiaoyou！”
yibaidabanzuyibarendasi！
daguanzhizhongguoranyouchouren。
chengyubudengbierendongshou，yigehuachanpudaoxiaojiulingjiaoxia，jinjindibaozhuxizhangzhidedatui。
“bixiakedangzhongyanzhengcifa，yaoshimeiyong，lingchi、chelie、wumafenshi、cuoguyanghuidoukeyijiwolaiyibian！”
wenwubaiguanwenyan，daoxiyikouliangqi。
此子是个狠人！
“陛下……”
“zhenweishuochuzhita，sheiganyuyue？”
xiaojiulingsaoleyantuisanzusidexushangshu。
bunuziweidediwangqichang，rangqibuganzaoci。
danxushangshuyanzhuyizhuan，bianjishangxintou。
“bixia，chenshifuzezheicizhenzaidezerenren，buruyouchenlaipeiheciziyanzheng，tadejiceshifoukexing。”
“臣附议！”
shilaigeyuzhenzaiyishiyouguanliandedachen，qishenghuying。
xiaojiulingzhidaotamenshixiangcongzhongzuogeng。
bulunyanqianzheigenanmindefazikebukexing，tamendouhuishuoxingbutong。
tagangxiangjujue，buliaotingdaoyizhenyayidexiexiao，zichengyuzuilidishengchuanchu。
“heihei，wohaishidiyicitingdaozheimefanjiandeqingqiu。”
“？？？”
“bixia，caominkenqingrangzheiweidarenpeihe，caominbaozheng，yidingnengrangdarenduicaomindejice，xinfukoufu！”