tayihouwan，zhijianyejianmingmianxianbuyu，mashangjieshidao，“woshijiaotabizui，bushishuoni！”
yejianmingmeitouyizhou，weiweipiantoukanleyiyanzhanzailinjiazhongrenqianmiandelinyueer，xinzhongweiweifanqiyizhenxinsuan，buguomashangyouxiangdaotazhiqiandezuilian，xinzhongyane，kaikoudao，“haoba！toujiangshuyiban！jiwushikuailingshiba！”tayibianshuozhe，yibianzhixianglinyueer，“neigewojiubuyaole，zhexianba，huanchengsanshikuailingshi。”
suiranbuzhidaoshenxianshangbandehuagongzishiduoshao，danshizijihuaqianqingzengzhangtianwangxiajiebangmang，bunengjiuzheimehutousheweidesuanleba！
qima……qimayeyaozhiwushikuailingshiba！yejianmingzaixinzhonganandesuanleyibizhang。
dingzhanpengxinzhongtucao，nima，zhiqianshuodeshishibakuailingshia，annishuode，toujiangshuyiban，shijiukuaihaobuhao，zenmebianchengwushikuaile。
“xingxingxing！”buguozheishihouquebushizhengbiandeshihou，baomingyaojin！yushitaganmangdaying，xianzaitagenbenmeiyoutaojiahaijiadezige。
yejianmingdianlediantou，zaiyebukanyibiankudexilihualadelinyueer，yiyansaoxiangyueguyi，dao，“wei，tarenshule，neijiushiwoyingle，gaipeiduoshao？”
“wo……wo……”yueguyijianyejianmingwangxiangziji，xinzhongyizhan，huadoushuobulisuole，‘wo’lebantiandoumeiyou‘wo’chugesuoyiranlai，buguoyishuangyanjingquediliuliudezhuangebuting。
yejianmingyebulihuitale，zaikanxiangzhanzaiyueguyishenbiandelinwenzhai，dao，“jirannimentichutuihun，neimezonggainadianbuchangchulaiba！”
“buchang？”linwenzhaisuiranxinzhongjinzhang，keshiqueqiangzhuangdewendao，“yejiaxiangyaoshenme？”shuoshihua，taxianzaizhenyoudianhouhui，tuihunzheishifazhandaoxianzai，yijingyuanyuanchaochuletadezhangwo。
meixiangdaoyejianmingdexiuweijingran……
ai，yihoulinjiakongpazainanzaitianshichenglizule。
yejianmingyibaishou，dao，“genwoyejiajiazhutanba！”
tashuowan，yiyansaoguoyuejiahelinjiadezhongren，yanzhongdaizhebuxie，feiwu？niquanjiadoushifeiwu。
tazaojiukanduimianneiyibangjiahuobushunyanle，madande，longtaojiulongtaoma，haitamedeneimeduohua，dongbudongjiudahuxiaojiaode。
jiaoa，xianzaizenmebujiaoleni？
tayuexiangyuebukaixin，yushishenshouzhileyiquanyuejiahelinjiaderen，dao，“gangcainimenjiaodezuihuan，xianzaizenmebujiaole？”
zhongrenjinruohanchan，fenfenditoubuyu，youxiexiuweidixiade，shenzhiyijingrenbuzhushuangjiaodazhan。
yejianmingjianzhuang，xinzhongdeyi，madande，kexizhinengrangzengzhangtianwangbangsancimang，ai。
taxinzhongyoushideyi，youshikexi，juedebunengbaibailangfeiyicijihui，bixurangzheibangrenzhangjixing，miandeyihoumafan，yushidao，“jirannimenxihuanjiao，neijiujiwochangshougeba！”
“a？”zhongrenyipiandaizhi，changge，zheishishenmecaozuo？
jianzhongrenyilianeran，yejianmingquebingbuzaiyi，lianseyansudedao，“renzhentinghao，wozhijiaoyibian！yaoshixuebuhui，heng！”
yuejiahelinjiazhongrendunshihedejingshenyizhen，fenfenrenzhendewangxiangyejianming，yilianduixuexikewangzhijidebiaoqing。
madande，feiyunzongdedizidourensongle，zanbudiulian。
“kekeke！”yejianmingzhuangmozuoyangdeqingleqingsangzi，kaikouchangdao，“womenyiqixuemaojiao，yiqimiaomiaomiao……”
tachangleyijujiujibudegecile，kanzheqianmianqiuxueruokedeyuelinliangjiaderen，youxieganga，dao，“jizhulejiujiwodashengchangchulai！yibaibian，shaoyibian，heng……”
zhongrenyileng，meixiangdaojiuzheimejiandandeliangju，erqiehailanglangshangkou，dunshiyizhongzijishixuebadeganjueyouranersheng，zhengyaozhangzuichang，quetingerbianchuanlaiyishengzhaleibandedahe，“xiaobei！jianzhiqirentaishen！”
zhongrentounaoyizhen，dunshifenfenbizui，zhijianlinwenzhailiansetieqing，zhizheyejianming，zuichunzhiduosuo。
yejianmingyebeizheiyishengheleyitiao，**，mianduishenxian，nitemedehaiganzheimexiaozhang，yushiwendao，“zenme，niyouyijian？”
“ni……ni……”linwenzhaizhangkouyuma，quebeitashenbiandeyueguyiyibalazhu。
yueguyiyanzhongyeshifennu，chaoyejianmingjiaodao，“nibieyiweixiuweigaojiukeyiweisuoyuwei！”
yejianmingdunshijiuxiaodao，“haha！duibuqi，xiuweigaozhendejiunengweisuoyuwei！”
“pu……”linwenzhaiwenyan，zaiyebiebuzhule，dunshiyikoulaoxueyangtianpenchu，xinzhongbeifenbuyi，taiqifurenle，taitamedeqifurenle……
yueguyilianmangfuzhulinwenzhai，tawanwanmeixiangdaoyejianmingjuranzheime**，chaotahengleyisheng，zhuantouduilintianlongdao，“jinrizhishiwolinyueliangjiadinghuibaoshangwuzundian……”
“womenzou！”tayishuowan，duilinjiaheyuejiayizhongrendajiaoyisheng，jiuzhunbeilikai。
“dengdeng！”yejianmingquebuganle，nima，gangganghaikaipanleni，nitamede，zheishilaizhangma？
“zenme？xiangyaosharenmiekou？”yueguyifuzhelinwenzhaihuanhuanzhuanshen，shijishangtahaizhendazhelaizhangdezhuyi，suiranyejiaxiazhuderenlingshibuduo，keshi，laibuzhuxiazhuderenduoya。
“gangcainikaipandulingshile，xianpeiqian！”yejianmingyouxiewuyu，zheirennaozilizhangdeyeshifeiroume？sharenmiekou？kuitaxiangdechulai，shaleniwozhaosheiyaolingshiqu？
“ni……nimenyoumeibishi，busuanshu！”yueguyiyizhenlenghan，meixiangdaozheigeyejianmingdouzheimegaoxiuweile，juranhaizaiyizheiququjikuailingshi。
“hehe！”yejianmingbingbudahua，zhuantoukanxiangzhanzaiyibianpidoubuganzaifangdedingzhanpengdao，“laiba，zhandouba！”
“a？”dingzhanpengmeixiangdaozhanhuoyouranleqilai，lianmangbaishoudao，“bububu，wodourenshule，budale，budale。”tayizhizhanzaiyibian，suiranmeiyoushuohua，quehenqingchuyuanyin。
yushitazhuantouduiyueguyidao，“yuejiazhu，yuandufushu，niganjinpeilingshiba！”
“xianrentiao！”yueguyizhijuedexinzhongyichou，zhuantouwanglewangdingzhanpeng，buyoudeanxiang，**，buhuinimenliangcaishiyihuodeba？guyibujulaikengwodelingshide？
buguotayezhidaozijidexiangfabukaopu，tangtangqidengzongmenkongpahaizuobuchuzheiyang**deshiqinglai。
yushitawunaidechaoyejianmingdao，“wochumenmeidaineimeduolingshi，nengbunengkuanxianjitian？”
burenbuxingya，yejiatadaobupa，zaiqiang，niyeyaotingwuzundiandeba，keshidingzhanpengjiubuyiyangle，renjiakeshiqidengzongmenderen，erqiebingbuzaidasongguojingnei，dasongguodewuzundian，haizhennatameibanfa。
“xing，xiegeqiantiaoba！”yejianmingdadudeyibaishou，dao，“jihuiwoshijinile，kebiezaixiangzhelaizhange！”
“ni……”yueguyiwanwanmeixiangdaozijishoulinwenzhaideyaoqingchulaizuogejianzhengeryi，zhuantoujiuqianxiayibijukuan。
gangcaitazaixinlimosuanleyixia，zijilinglingzongzongdejingranjieleyejiayiqianduokuailingshi，yuanbenyiweidazhuanyibi，sheicengxiangzhuantoujiushugejingguang，erqieanzhaopeilv，zijihaidezaichuliuqianduokuailingshi……
这尼玛找谁说理去？
tasuiranshiyijiazhizhu，keshiliuqianduokuailingshiyebushixiaoshumuya。
bushuoliuqianduokuailingshinengbunengshangleyuejiadegenji，zhishuoyijiazhizhujingrandaqiqiantiaolailezheigeshiqing，jiugouwaimianderenxiaohuayibeizile。
keshixianzaixingshibirenqiang，kanyangzizijiyaoshibulixiazijujintianshizoubudiaole。
tajiangshouzhonghunmiguoqudelinwenzhaidijiyigelinjiadezuren，zhuantouqurudekaikouchaoyejianmingwendao，“keyouzhibi？”
“bimosihou！”yejianmingxinzhongdeyi，mashangzhuantouduiyejiayizhongrendahuyisheng。
yetianlongcongyikaishijiumeiyoushuohua，jianyejianmingshuohua，yeduishenbianyigexinfuhuilexiashou，neirenmashangpaojinyejialaozhaiqunazhibile。
yetianlongshenqingdanding，keshixinzhongqueyuanmeiyoutabiaomianshangneimepingjing，tayizhijingjingdekanzheyejianminglaihuimanghuo，xinzhongbuzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
yetianhuquebuyiyang，tajianzijierzidashasifangzaojiuxiaodezuijiaodouliedaohounaoshaoqule，buzhuduipangbiandeyejiarenjieshaodao，“neishiwoerzi！neishiwoerzi。”
yejiarengangcaiyequandoumengbile，changzhongneirenshiyejianming？bushishuoshigefeiwuma？
nandaolaozirenshideshijiayejianming？
bulunzaichangzhongrenzenmecaice，shishijiubaizaiyanqian，yeyoubudetamenbuxin，jinguandabufenrendouganjuezijizaizuomeng。
yejianmingdeyidehuangusizhou，jiuhaoxiangyizhijiaoaodegongji……
“dingdong！”zhengzaitayangyangzidedeshihounaozilichuanlaiyishengtishiyin，taningshenyikan，zhengshineizengzhangtianwangfalaixiaoxi，“xiongdi，meishiwojiushouhuishenlige！”
咦？
yejianmingyileng，zheilaoxiaozijingrantoukuiwo？tazenmezhidaowozheibianmeishile？
taxinlihuluancaice，haishihuifudao，“haode，duoxienila！zanmenzenmejiaoyiya？”
zengzhangtianwangxianfaleyigemengmengdadebiaoqing，caidazihuifudao，“nikanniweixinqianbaolimianshibushiyougejiangquan？”
yejianminganzhaotashuodecaozuoyikan，guoranyougejiangquandeziyang，ranhoutahuifuzengzhangtianwangdao，“ranhouni？”
zengzhangtianwanghuifudao，“nidiankaikan，limianyougezengsongjihaoyou，nidianyixia，xuanzewojiuxingle！”
“zheimejiandan？”yejianmingchangshizhediankaiyikan，mengranjian，zhijuedeyanqianjinguangyishan，chadianliangxiatadechunjingouyan。
nima，yigejiangquaneryi，texiaoyaobuyaozuodezheimeniubi，cubujifanga……
yejianmingdengjinguangsanqu，caikanqingchu，zhijianyizhangkanshangqujiubigeshizudepiaoquanshangmianxiezhejigejinguangshanshandedazi，renjianqiriyou，xiamianguoranruzengzhangtianwangsuoshuo，yougezengsonghaoyoudexuanxiang，lingwailianggexuanxiang，yigeshishiyong，yigeshidiuqi。