第5章 好大一顶绿帽子

yexuantingdaozhouweirendeyilun,sihaobuzaiyi。

buguoshiyigeququlinjiaeryi,mieleyouhefang?

zijikuiqianshilantaiduole,zheicijiranhuilaile,jiusuanshiqingjinquanli,pindiaoxingming,yebixuyaoxutayishironghua!

“fenglefengle,jianzhishifengzi,gaibushizheijinianjinlejingshenbingyiyuanba?”

chenshuzhenyaozhetou,kanzheyexuandebeiying,buduandidunangzhe,yanjinglimianmanshibiyihefennu。

“nisuangeshenmedongxi,haiyaoranglinjiaderenlaidaoqian,nishipawomentangjiahaibugoucanma?”

yexuandedixichenshuzhenhenqingchu,yigeconggueryuanchulaideguer,dangnianwuyiwukao,liuluojietou,ruguobushitangshilandefuqin,tazaojiusile。

zheiyangyigeren,nengyoushenmebeijing?

buguo,zheiyipangdetangshilansuiranyebuxiangxinyexuandehua,dankanzhemianqiandezheigenanren,tadexinlimianwuweichenza,baiganjiaoji,shouzhizaiweiweizhandou,zuichunjinyao,sihuzaizhuomozheshenme。

“吼!”

zhongrenhaizaiduiyexuanzhizhidiandian,yilunfenfen,danqilinzaoyijingbalinfengrengzailedahuangdemianqian。

zheidahuangzhiqianbeilinfengweileyao,yexingzhengsheng,linfengshenshangdexuexingweigengjia**leta。

linfenggangbeirengdaodahuangdemianqian,dahuangbianlikepuleguolai,henhendiyikousichezailelinfengdedatuishang。

啊!

linfengcanjiaoyisheng,yanjinglimianshunjianbumanlexuesi,shuangshouzhuazaidishang,datuibeidahuangshiyaoleyikou,xianxuelinli,luchulailesenbaidegutou。

“kuai,kuaijiuwo,kuaijiujiuwo……”

linfengxiangyaotaopao,danshidahuangyijingpudaoletadeshenshang,xuependakoubuduansichexialai,koukoudaorou,lianliansiche,ranglinfengtaowuketao,biwukebi!

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linjiaojiaodehuarangzhongrenxintouyilin,fenfendiantou。

suiranyexuanzhanzaineili,rutongyizuoshanyuefengluan,rangtamenbuganshangqianjiulinfeng。

danshitamenxinlimiandouhenqingchu,linfengruguozhendesile,erqiehaishibeigouyaosile。

neizheibizhangbiransuanzaitangjiadetoushang,daoshihoutangjiabiransiwuzangshenzhidi!

“yexuan,kuaizhushou,jiurena!”tangshilanzheigeshihouyemengranxingwuleguolai,zhongdeyexuandemianqian,yibajiuzhuleta,sihouzhe,“ninandaozhendexiangzaizheilisharenma?”

“gankuaifanglelinfeng,buranwomensuoyourendoudepeizang,nixiangrangwomendousi,rangwodenveryesima?”

tangshilansuiranduilinfenghenzhirugu,danshilinfengbunengsizaizheili。

linjiayouduodadenengliang,tangshilanhenqingchu。

tayaozhenyougesanzhangliangduan,zhenggetangjiadoudeweitapeizang!

napatangshilanduitangjiameiyouduoshaoqinggan,dantayebuxiwangzheixiewuguderenyinweitaersi。

“女……女儿?!”

jiantangshilandoukaikoule,yexuanyebuhaoduoshuo,danshidangtazhengzhunbeirangqilinbalinfengtuoligoukou,queshimengranzhengzhule。

唐诗兰有女儿了?

她重新嫁人了吗?

yexuandangnianshizaihunlixianchanglikaide,tangshilanzenmehuiyounverni?

“shilan,niyou……youhaizile?”yexuanxintoukuangtiao,shengyinyekaishizhandouqilai,“zhei……sheide?”

tangshilantingjianyexuandehua,liansemengranyijiang,yanzhongdeleishuigunluolexialai。

“dui……haiziyijingsansuile,”tangshilanshenzijuliedezhandouzhe,weiweitingdunlepianke,zheicaiangqitou,jinjindeminzhezuichun,dingzheyexuan,lengshengdao:“haizishiwode,heni……meiguanxi!”

和你没关系!

yexuanwenyan,rutongleihongding,zhengzhengdidizhanzaineili,xinlimianyouyizhongshiluo,yizhensuanchu,jiaozhi,chanrao!

jinguantadexinlimianyijingyoulecaice,keshidangtangshilanzhenzhengshuochulaideshihou,zheizhongganjuehaishirangtawufabaituo,wufayanyu。

果然,她改嫁了。

“yexuan,wobuguanniyaoganshenme,danshi,nibixuganjinfanglelinfeng!”tangshilanjianyexuanlengzaidangchang,mengrantuileyiba,nushengdao:“dangniannitaolilehunlixianchang,yijingrangwodeqianbanshengchenglexiaohua。”

“woqiuqiuni,biezaihaiwohoubanshengle,gengbieshanghaiwo……wodehaizi,woqiunile!”

yexuandeyanpishihenhendezhandouleyixia,huranganjuedaoxinlimianyizhensuantong。

zijizheixieniansuiranmeiyoujiguojialirenheyinxun,ketaxindilimianqueconglaimeiyouwangjiguota。

benyiweizijizheiyicihuilai,keyixutayishironghua。

kexianzai,zheiyiqiedouchenglexiaohua!

ta,zaojiushuyubierenle!

yexu,congciqiedangnianlikaihunlixianchangdeneiyike,jiugaixiangdaohuiyoujintiandejiejuba?

“qilin,fangletaba。”

yexuanshenshendexileyikouqi,shengyindichendeshenren。

qilinlianseandan,tayemeixiangdaoshiqinghuifazhanchengrujinzheigeyangzi。

yaozunzhongaidenvren,rujinyijiazuo**,haizidouyoule。

yaozundexinlimian,gaiduometonga?

zheixienianyexuansuiranzaiyanjiushilimian,danshiqilinzhidao,tayizhishenaizhetangshilan。

ruobushiyinweigongzuodexuyao,yaozunzaojiukeyihuilaiheqizigongxiangxingfule。

tazheixienianbazijideyiqiefengxianjileguojia,keguilaiqueshizheibanqiliang?

“hahaha,yexuan,zheijiushinishouhudenvren?”

“nimenhaizhenshibanpei,dangniannitaohun,rujinhuilai,tajiniyidingdadadelvmaozi,zheishitaduinidebaofuma?”

linjiaojiaokanzheshishendeyexuan,xinlimianyizhendeyi,momingdeshushuang,renbuzhuyoushiyidunchaofeng。

“nihaishikankannidegegeba,zaibusongyiyuan,tajiusile!”

qilinlianseyileng,balinfengrengdaolelinjiaojiaodemianqian,dunshihedelinjiaojiaodaleyigelengzhan,buzaiyanyu。

yexuanzhuanguoshen,kanzheyanyanyixidelinfeng,taiqitou,bamuguangluozailinjiaojiaodeshenshang:“jintianzhishiyutangjiawuguan,nimenlinjiaruxiangxunchou,jinlaizhaowo!gunba!”

linjiaojiaoyanpikuangtiao,danzaiyexuanqiangdadeqishimianqianyewukenaihe。

kuangqielinfengyijingzhongshang,zhidezanshilikai。

“yexuan,zheibizhangwolinjiahuijinisuanqingchude,nidengzhe!”

“nixiuxianglikaijiangbeibanbu,womenlinjiahuiyongnidexianxuelaixishuawomendechiru!”

kanzhelinjiazhongrenlikai,yexuanweiweixileyikouqi,kongqizhonghaimimanzhexuexingdeweidao。

danzheiliyijingbushihetale!

yexuanhuanhuanzoudaotangshilandemianqian,conghuailiquchulaileyizhangyinxingka,fangdaotangshilanmianqiandezhuoshang:

“shilan,dangniandeshiqingshiwoduibuqini,zheizhangkademimashinideshengri……ng,wozheicihuilaibenxiangheniyiqiguorizi,dan……”

“nibuyongshuole,”tangshilandaduanleyexuandehua,mianrongkuse,“wobuxuyaonidebuchang,nizouba,wodeshenghuolibuxuyaoni!”

“woyaohuiqukanwodehaizi,ni,yihouyebielaijianwole!”