“呃……”
modashiyoudianmeng，wendao：“nishuoniyao……zhidianwo？”
jiangjingtiandiandiantou，shuodao：“nizongtishuipingmamahuhu，shaojiazhidian，gengshangyicenglouhaishiyouxiwangde。”
“哈哈哈……”
大伯一家全都笑了。
“chengyuqing，nizheishicongnaerzhaolaidehanhuo，juranrucidayanbucan！”
“tazhidianmodashi？chicuoyaoleba！”
“niyazheimenengnai，nizenmebushangtianni？”
jianguobuyaoliande，meijianguozheimebuyaoliande！
modashinaijinhaishengyixuejiedazhuanjia、daquanwei，xunchangdoushibierenqiutazhidian！
jiangjingtianzheimeyigexiaoqingnian，juranxiangzhidianta？
太搞笑了！
“雨青！”
chengyuanjumianhongerchi，shuodao：“songnipengyouchuqu！”
jiangjingtian，shitanverchengyuqingdailaide，dangzhongchuzheimedachou，tatongyanglianshangwuguang。
chengyuqingqingyaozuichun，toumiaojiangjingtian，neixinweise。
jingtiangege，nineihuataituodale，woxiangtinibianjieyierdouwucongkaikou！
yiqiannibushizheiyangderenya！
xianzaizenmebiandezheimehuazhongquchongni？
“laofuren，chengerxiansheng，shaoanwuzao。”
modashixiaohonglelian，shuodao：“jiranzheiweixiaopengyourucixinshidandan，wodaoyaotingting，tayoushenmegaolun。”
“gaoluntanbushang，zhibuguo，woyouxiehaoqi……”
jiangjingtiandandanyixiao，wendao：“yimodashiderenzheng，xuyaojijiyaojianxiao？”
“三剂！”
modashishenchusangenshouzhi：“zhiyaosanjiyao，jiunengjianxiao！longgongwuji，wobaolaofurenquanyu！”
“sanjijiunengjianhao，modashibukuishimodashi！”
“zheijiujiaoyaodaobingchu！modashi，shenle！”
“mouxierenshizaishitianbuzhichi，juranxiangyaozhidianmodashi？youbenshiniyekaigeyaofangshishiya！”
daboyijiayilunfenfen，maotoubuwangzhixiangjiangjingtian。
啪！啪……
jiangjingtianqingqingguzhang，shuodao：“sanjiyaozhiyu，modashiguoranmingbuxuchuan！peifupeifu！”
huashihaohua，tingzhederenqueganjueyouxiebushuner。
modashiweinao，zhoumeiwendao：“xiaopengyou，youshenmewentima？”
“zhiyouyigexiaowenti：chengnainaichiwansanjiyaozhiqiandepaibianzenmeban？”
jiangjingtianwendao：“sanjiyao，zuishaoyeyaosantianshijian，zheisantianli，tadetongkuzenmejiechu？”
轰……
zhuwoshilisuoyourenjitiyidai。
zhongyao，quandoushitangtangshuishui，chengjialaonainaibenlaijiuwufapainiao，zaihesanjiyaoxiaqu，zhipameidengzheyaofangjianxiao，jiuyijingbiesile。
这哪是治病？
这是加重负担！
这甚至可能是催命！
ganggangkuaguomodashidechengjiarenjitiganga。
modashideetoushangshunjianmaochulenghan。
yourenchuzhuyishuo：“keyichaguan！chaguanpaisantian，santianhougaobuhaojiuquanyu……”
“住口！”
modashiehenhendedenglezheirenyiyan，henbunengshangtaliangdazuiba。
pingxinerlun，chaguanbushibunengjiejuewenti，dantamodashinaishichulemingdezhongyidashi。
yongchaguandefangshijiejuezhongyizhikun，tadelianhaiyaobuyaole？
guanjianshi，zheishibeiyixuejiemingsuzhizhengyehaibale，jiangjingtianyigexiaoqingniandangmiantiaotacuo，wuyiyudaqilian，tuoqimian！
太丢人了！
yaoyaoya，tawendao：“xiaopengyouhaojianjie！yinizhijian，laofurenzheibing，yougairuhezhiliao？”
“shouyaowenti，shijiejuechengnainaidezhengchangpaibian。”
jiangjingtianyebukeqi，wenchengyuqingyaoleyizhibi，xieleyigeyaofangchulai，shuodao：“xianchiyiji，chiwanjianxiao。”
啊？
zhuwoshilisuoyourenyoushiyidai。
ganggang，modashiyongyao，ganbaosanjijianxiao，yijingrangdajiatanweiguanzhi。
jiangjingtiandaohao，juranshuoyijijianxiao？
开玩笑的吗？
tayigexiaoqingnian，pingshenmeganzheimeshuo？
信口开河！
dabojieguoyaofangkanleyiyan，zhoumeiwendao：“zheishigusuoxiaobiandeyaofangba？”
“wokanzhenliaojilu，chengnainaizheijiriyongdequandoushiliniaodeyao。”
jiangjingtianshuodao：“jiranliniaodeluzizoubutong，ziranfanqidaoerweizhi，yongyixiagusuoxiaobiandeyao。”
“hushuobadao！nainaibenlaijiuniaobuchulai，nijiyongzheizhongyao，qibushiyaobarenbiesi？”
“zhaonizheimeshuo，renyaokele，bieheshui，chijigedamantoujiunengbuke？nidaodishibushiyisheng，huibuhuikanbing？”
“wujizhitan！huangmiuzhiji！niyaguyidaoluanba？”
大伯一家集体驳斥！
“neinimenjiwojieshixia，weishenmeliniaodeyaoyonglezheimeduotian，chengnainaibujianhaozhuan，fandaoyuefayanzhong？”
jiangjingtiandandanyixiao，shuodao：“yitiaoluzoubutong，budengzhuangnanqiangbuhuitouma？huangdineijingyouyun：qizhibuquzeouzhi。”
“nianqingren，guoranyoudanse！zhibingyongyao，qizhaodiechuya！”
modashilengxiaoyisheng，wendao：“zhaonizheifangzi，zhennengyijijianxiao？”
“ruruowuxiao，wobanaodaigexialaijini。”
江景天昂然发话。
双目炯炯！
“好！”
modashiningxiaodao：“ruguowuxiao，wobuyaonidenaodai，wojiuyaoniguixialaijiwodaoqian！”
taxiangyuquansheng，beijiangjingtianzheimeyigexiaoqingniandangmianjidui，zheikouqiruhenengren？
bujijiangjingtianyidianjiaoxun，zhendangwomodashichisude？
二十分钟后。
aohaodeyaotang，beisongdaolezhuwoshi，chengjialaonainaiyingzhetoupibayaotanghelexiaqu。
咕咚！咕咚……
“nainai，ninshoukule！”
“**zaizi，nainaiyaoyougesanzhangliangduan，woyaonideming！”
“douguaichengyuqing，zhaolaizheimeyigehanhuodaoluan！”
daboyijiakanchengjialaonainaihexiayaotangzhihougengjiatongku，duijiangjingtianhengjiazhize。
modashiceshouwendao：“xiaopengyou，nibushuoyijijianxiaoma？laofurenrucitongku，yougairuhejieshi？”
“chengnainaigangbayaohexiaqu，nijiuwenwoyaoyaoxiao，caozhiguojileba？”
jiangjingtiandandanyixiao，shuodao：“wufenzhongzhihouzaikan。”
“hao！wodengniwufenzhong！”
modashilengxiaodao：“daoshihou，wodengnijiwoketoudaoqian！”
“modashi，womenheninyiqideng！”
dabohuishouheling：“lairen，shouzhumenchuang，bierangzheigexiaozipaole！”
噔噔噔……
chengjiaxiarenlingming，guoduanbasuoyoumenchuangquandoushouzhule。
程元驹面有忧色。
jiangjingtiandeyaofangyouxiaoyehaibale，ruruowuxiao，shiqingkejiudale。
budanjiangjingtianyaodangzhongshouru，chengyuqingyejiangchengweichengjiashangxiazhongshizhide！
ertazheigezuofuqinde，ziranyeyaogenzheyiqidiuren。
“唉……”
chengyuqingquemeixiangzheimeduo，zhishianzhongtanxi。
jingtiangege，douguaiwo，zaozhidaozheiyang，jiubugaigaosuninainaishengbingdeshi，jinizhaoreshifei……