“dashazi,nikanshenmeni,haibuganjinjijianglaorangkai。”
xumaolengheqilai:“jianglaokeshizanmenjiangdongdeyishushengshou,haochengsirendounengzhihuodeshenyi,youjianglaochushou,tangbofucainengxingguolai。”
chenbufanxiaoleyisheng,shuodao:“yijingbuyongmafanle,jingguowodezhiliaohou,tangbofumashangjiunengxinglai。”
“哈哈!”
xumaodunshidaxiaoqilai,tajuedetaihaoxiaole,yigeshazijuranshuonengjirenzhibing,jianzhiyaoxiaosiren。
jianglaodandankaikou:“zaojiutingwentangjiayougeshanvxu,jinriyijian,guoranranglaofudakaiyanjie。”
“jiranyigeshazidounengzhibing,neiyaowozheigeshenyizuoshenme,wozhijiezoule。”
“biezou,biezouashenyi。”
licuicuilikejiaojiqilai,shenyiyaoshizoule,tananrenzheibeizidoubukenengzaixingguolai。
“chenbufan,nibiejiwozaizheilidaoluan,ganjingundan!”
licuicuinuhoudao:“nimashangjiwogunchuyiyuan,huijiadengzheguicuoyibanba!”
“ma,nibieshengqi,bufantashuozhewanni,nibiedangzhen。”
tangqianyulikeanfuqingxu,lianmangdao:“bufan,nibiezaizheiaishile,ganjinjijianglaorangkaiweizhi,niyoubuhuikanbing,zaizheixiashuoshani。”
chenbufangangyujieshiqingchu,tangqianyulikebatazhuaikai,peixiaoshuodao:“jianglao,mafanninlaorenjiale。”
“fangxinba,zhiyaowochushou,jiumeiyouzhibuhaodebing。”
“woshijixugongzimianzi。”
jianglaoyiliandeaoqi,suihouzuoxialai,kaishijitanghongzhenmai。
xumaolianshangdaizhedeyizhise,shuo:“qianyunifangxinba,bofumashangjiunengxingguolai。”
“咦?”
jianglaozhenmaizhihou,neixinyifanzhenjing,tachajuebingrendeshentifeichanghao,huxijunyun,tineibingwurenhewanjizhizheng。
tayoufankaiduifangyanpikanleyiyan,ranhouneixinqueding,cishitanghongbizhengchangrendeshentihaiyaojiankang。
根本没任何病。
“jianglao,wobatameishiba?”
tangxinyuxiaoxinyiyidewendao,tongshiyanleishuidazhuan:“bameicixinglaiyihuihoujiuhuihunmihaojitian,chixukuaiyinianle,jianglaoninyidingyaojiujiuwoba。”
jianglaoyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“nifangxinba,zhiyaowozhajizhen,renjiunengxingguolai,niyaoxiangxinwomenzhongyi。”
“haha,jianglaodoushuonengzhihao,nimenbaxinfangduzilimian。”
许茂大笑说道。
suihou,jianglaonachuyinzhen,zhuangmozuoyangdejitanghongzhalejizhen。
qishitanghongzaichenbufandezhiliaoxia,shentizaoyijingmeishile,xinglaiyeshichizaodeshi。
danjianglaobingmeiyoushuochuzhenxiang,ershijiazhuangjixuzhiliao,budaowufenzhongzuoyou,tanghongyishengjuliekesouhouzhengkaileyanjing。
“ba,banizhongyuxingle!”
“laotang,nizongsuanmeishile。”
“老天爷保佑。”
licuicuidunshipazaichuangtoushangtongkuqilai。
tangqianyujiemeiyeyanjingfanhong,yanleishuishunzhelianjialiuxia,yijiazibaozaiyiqikulehaojiu。
“wojinixieyigeyaofang,chijitian,nijiunengquanyu。”
jianglaodanrandeshengyin,ranglicuicuiyijiahuiguoshenlai。
tajidongwanfendejijianglaoguixia:“jianglao,ganxienidejiumingzhien,yihouyoushenmeyaoqiu,ninjinguankaikou,ninshiwotangjiadedaenren。”
“buyongkeqi,woshijixugongzimianzi,yaoganxie,jiuganxiexugongzi。”
jianglaobagonglaotuizaixumaoshenshang,xumaoneixinkuangxi,suijichanfulicuicuiqishen:“bomuninbiekeqi,zanmenyihoujiushizijirenle,wozaowandoushinindenvxu,jiwoweilaideyuefukanbingneibushiyinggaidema?”
“你这是在放屁。”
chenbufanzhouzhemeitoukaikoudao:“wozhiqianjiugentangbofudiaolihaoleshenti,tabenshenjiuyijingmeishile,renshiwozhihaode。”
“chendashazi,nijiwobizui。”
licuicuinaonuhechidao:“womendouqinyankanzhe,shijianglaochushouzhiliaode,nixianglangonglao,dangwomendoushixiazima?”
“就是。”
tangxinyudunangdao:“womenqinyansuojian,nibiexiangjizijilianshangtiejin。”
“jie,nikandaomeiyou,shajiefuyetaibuyaolianle,tajuranganshuozijihuikanbing。”
“niganjinjiajixugongzidele,yihouzanjiayougetoutengnaore,jianglaodounengjizanjiakanbing。”
tangqianyukuxiaoqilai,tayejuedechenbufanyoudianhushuobadaole,mingmingbuhuikanbing,quefeiyaoshuoshizijizhiliaode。
“ba,nishentihaodianmeiyou?”
“好多了。”
tanghongtuchuyikouqi,huanhuanshuodao:“jifenzhongqian,woganjueyouyigureqijinruwotinei,duzaixiongkoudeqishunjianjiutongchangqilai。”
tabuzhidao,neigureqijiushichenbufanyunzhuanhunyuangong,datongletatineidedusai。
“duoxiejiangshenyi,yihouyouyongdezhetangjiadedifang,womenwansibuci。”
“yexiexiexugongzinidejiumingzhien,wotanghongmingjizaixin。”
“tangbofubuyongkeqi,zanmendoushizijiren……”
许茂开心万分。
“yiqunyouyanwuzhudedongxi。”
chenbufananmayiju,shizaishibuxiangkanjianzheixieren,niutoujiuzou。
“不凡,你去哪?”
唐千语立刻喊道。
“rangneigeshazizijizou,taqusiyebuyongguanta。”
licuicuishengqidao:“zheishaxiaoziganbiedebuxing,manzuipaohuochedaoshinengdehen,wozheigeshazinvxu,haiburuyigewairenhaoni,zhenbuzhidaoliuzheizhongrenganshenmechide。”
cishi,chenbufanyijingzoudaoyiyuanmenwai,huranyiliangbenchitingzaimianqian。
“chenxiansheng,ninyoukongma,womendongshizhangxiangqingninhechaxiantan。”
zhaozongmiandaigongjingdeshenseshuodao。
chenbufanyouyuleyixiahou,diantoudaying,shanglechelikai。
banxiaoshizuoyou,laidaonanjiangjituannei。
“haha,chenshenyi,zhongyuyoujiandaonile。”
laozhedaxiaozhezouguolai,ganjishuodao:“duoxiechenshenyizaijiudiandechushouxiangzhu,yaobushini,woyijingyimingwuhule。”
“bukeqi,jushouzhilao。”
chenbufanshuowan,laozhelikedichuzijimingpian:“wojiaoyinnanjiang,shizheijiagongsidedongshizhang,qingwenchenshenyizainaligaojiu?”
“ruguobuxianqiwozheigedifangxiao,woxiangyaoqingchenshenyidangwogongsideyewubuzongjingli,nianxinbaiwanqi。”
chenbufanjieguomingpian,shuodao:“wozheirenhenputong,meishenmebenshi,niquedingyaorangwodangzongjingli?”
“chenshenyinitaikeqi,jiupingnindeyishu,yinggaishininquzuncaidui。”
“womennanjiangjituan,huanyinghailaibujini。”
yinnanjiangdaxiaoqilai:“chenshenyi,neishiyidingdansuanshiwosongnindejianmianli,wohaiyoudiergeliwuyaojinin。”
suihou,tanachufangmenyaochi,haiyouyizhangheika:“zheishiwonanjiangjituanzengsongnindebieshu,haiyouyizhangwuxianzhiedudegouwuka。”