第6章 你还想抢功劳(2082字)

“dashazi,nikanshenmeni,haibuganjinjijianglaorangkai。”

xumaolengheqilai:“jianglaokeshizanmenjiangdongdeyishushengshou,haochengsirendounengzhihuodeshenyi,youjianglaochushou,tangbofucainengxingguolai。”

chenbufanxiaoleyisheng,shuodao:“yijingbuyongmafanle,jingguowodezhiliaohou,tangbofumashangjiunengxinglai。”

“哈哈!”

xumaodunshidaxiaoqilai,tajuedetaihaoxiaole,yigeshazijuranshuonengjirenzhibing,jianzhiyaoxiaosiren。

jianglaodandankaikou:“zaojiutingwentangjiayougeshanvxu,jinriyijian,guoranranglaofudakaiyanjie。”

“jiranyigeshazidounengzhibing,neiyaowozheigeshenyizuoshenme,wozhijiezoule。”

“biezou,biezouashenyi。”

licuicuilikejiaojiqilai,shenyiyaoshizoule,tananrenzheibeizidoubukenengzaixingguolai。

“chenbufan,nibiejiwozaizheilidaoluan,ganjingundan!”

licuicuinuhoudao:“nimashangjiwogunchuyiyuan,huijiadengzheguicuoyibanba!”

“ma,nibieshengqi,bufantashuozhewanni,nibiedangzhen。”

tangqianyulikeanfuqingxu,lianmangdao:“bufan,nibiezaizheiaishile,ganjinjijianglaorangkaiweizhi,niyoubuhuikanbing,zaizheixiashuoshani。”

chenbufangangyujieshiqingchu,tangqianyulikebatazhuaikai,peixiaoshuodao:“jianglao,mafanninlaorenjiale。”

“fangxinba,zhiyaowochushou,jiumeiyouzhibuhaodebing。”

“woshijixugongzimianzi。”

jianglaoyiliandeaoqi,suihouzuoxialai,kaishijitanghongzhenmai。

xumaolianshangdaizhedeyizhise,shuo:“qianyunifangxinba,bofumashangjiunengxingguolai。”

“咦?”

jianglaozhenmaizhihou,neixinyifanzhenjing,tachajuebingrendeshentifeichanghao,huxijunyun,tineibingwurenhewanjizhizheng。

tayoufankaiduifangyanpikanleyiyan,ranhouneixinqueding,cishitanghongbizhengchangrendeshentihaiyaojiankang。

根本没任何病。

“jianglao,wobatameishiba?”

tangxinyuxiaoxinyiyidewendao,tongshiyanleishuidazhuan:“bameicixinglaiyihuihoujiuhuihunmihaojitian,chixukuaiyinianle,jianglaoninyidingyaojiujiuwoba。”

jianglaoyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“nifangxinba,zhiyaowozhajizhen,renjiunengxingguolai,niyaoxiangxinwomenzhongyi。”

“haha,jianglaodoushuonengzhihao,nimenbaxinfangduzilimian。”

许茂大笑说道。

suihou,jianglaonachuyinzhen,zhuangmozuoyangdejitanghongzhalejizhen。

qishitanghongzaichenbufandezhiliaoxia,shentizaoyijingmeishile,xinglaiyeshichizaodeshi。

danjianglaobingmeiyoushuochuzhenxiang,ershijiazhuangjixuzhiliao,budaowufenzhongzuoyou,tanghongyishengjuliekesouhouzhengkaileyanjing。

“ba,banizhongyuxingle!”

“laotang,nizongsuanmeishile。”

“老天爷保佑。”

licuicuidunshipazaichuangtoushangtongkuqilai。

tangqianyujiemeiyeyanjingfanhong,yanleishuishunzhelianjialiuxia,yijiazibaozaiyiqikulehaojiu。

“wojinixieyigeyaofang,chijitian,nijiunengquanyu。”

jianglaodanrandeshengyin,ranglicuicuiyijiahuiguoshenlai。

tajidongwanfendejijianglaoguixia:“jianglao,ganxienidejiumingzhien,yihouyoushenmeyaoqiu,ninjinguankaikou,ninshiwotangjiadedaenren。”

“buyongkeqi,woshijixugongzimianzi,yaoganxie,jiuganxiexugongzi。”

jianglaobagonglaotuizaixumaoshenshang,xumaoneixinkuangxi,suijichanfulicuicuiqishen:“bomuninbiekeqi,zanmenyihoujiushizijirenle,wozaowandoushinindenvxu,jiwoweilaideyuefukanbingneibushiyinggaidema?”

“你这是在放屁。”

chenbufanzhouzhemeitoukaikoudao:“wozhiqianjiugentangbofudiaolihaoleshenti,tabenshenjiuyijingmeishile,renshiwozhihaode。”

“chendashazi,nijiwobizui。”

licuicuinaonuhechidao:“womendouqinyankanzhe,shijianglaochushouzhiliaode,nixianglangonglao,dangwomendoushixiazima?”

“就是。”

tangxinyudunangdao:“womenqinyansuojian,nibiexiangjizijilianshangtiejin。”

“jie,nikandaomeiyou,shajiefuyetaibuyaolianle,tajuranganshuozijihuikanbing。”

“niganjinjiajixugongzidele,yihouzanjiayougetoutengnaore,jianglaodounengjizanjiakanbing。”

tangqianyukuxiaoqilai,tayejuedechenbufanyoudianhushuobadaole,mingmingbuhuikanbing,quefeiyaoshuoshizijizhiliaode。

“ba,nishentihaodianmeiyou?”

“好多了。”

tanghongtuchuyikouqi,huanhuanshuodao:“jifenzhongqian,woganjueyouyigureqijinruwotinei,duzaixiongkoudeqishunjianjiutongchangqilai。”

tabuzhidao,neigureqijiushichenbufanyunzhuanhunyuangong,datongletatineidedusai。

“duoxiejiangshenyi,yihouyouyongdezhetangjiadedifang,womenwansibuci。”

“yexiexiexugongzinidejiumingzhien,wotanghongmingjizaixin。”

“tangbofubuyongkeqi,zanmendoushizijiren……”

许茂开心万分。

“yiqunyouyanwuzhudedongxi。”

chenbufananmayiju,shizaishibuxiangkanjianzheixieren,niutoujiuzou。

“不凡,你去哪?”

唐千语立刻喊道。

“rangneigeshazizijizou,taqusiyebuyongguanta。”

licuicuishengqidao:“zheishaxiaoziganbiedebuxing,manzuipaohuochedaoshinengdehen,wozheigeshazinvxu,haiburuyigewairenhaoni,zhenbuzhidaoliuzheizhongrenganshenmechide。”

cishi,chenbufanyijingzoudaoyiyuanmenwai,huranyiliangbenchitingzaimianqian。

“chenxiansheng,ninyoukongma,womendongshizhangxiangqingninhechaxiantan。”

zhaozongmiandaigongjingdeshenseshuodao。

chenbufanyouyuleyixiahou,diantoudaying,shanglechelikai。

banxiaoshizuoyou,laidaonanjiangjituannei。

“haha,chenshenyi,zhongyuyoujiandaonile。”

laozhedaxiaozhezouguolai,ganjishuodao:“duoxiechenshenyizaijiudiandechushouxiangzhu,yaobushini,woyijingyimingwuhule。”

“bukeqi,jushouzhilao。”

chenbufanshuowan,laozhelikedichuzijimingpian:“wojiaoyinnanjiang,shizheijiagongsidedongshizhang,qingwenchenshenyizainaligaojiu?”

“ruguobuxianqiwozheigedifangxiao,woxiangyaoqingchenshenyidangwogongsideyewubuzongjingli,nianxinbaiwanqi。”

chenbufanjieguomingpian,shuodao:“wozheirenhenputong,meishenmebenshi,niquedingyaorangwodangzongjingli?”

“chenshenyinitaikeqi,jiupingnindeyishu,yinggaishininquzuncaidui。”

“womennanjiangjituan,huanyinghailaibujini。”

yinnanjiangdaxiaoqilai:“chenshenyi,neishiyidingdansuanshiwosongnindejianmianli,wohaiyoudiergeliwuyaojinin。”

suihou,tanachufangmenyaochi,haiyouyizhangheika:“zheishiwonanjiangjituanzengsongnindebieshu,haiyouyizhangwuxianzhiedudegouwuka。”