第一章

第一章

qianshi,babayinweixujiujiabaomama,gaosanneinianmamarenshoubulexuanzelihun,falvbacaichanpanjilemama。

jiejiejujueleyiwusuoyoudebaba,xuanzeleyongyouquanbucaichandemama。

erwobeipogensuijingshenchuhudebaba。

babaduijiejiedexuanzegandaoshiwang,shihunluopodidaizhewolikai。

zenliao,mamabeinanpengyoupiancaiyiwaipochan,jiejieyeyinjiejiaohupenggouyou,sishenghuohunluanranshangjibing,bansibuhuo。

babaquedongshanzaiqi,yijuchengweishoufu,rangwoyaoshenyibianchenglemingyuan,haigenjingquandetaiziyelianyin。

jiejiedezhicishi,jiduxinbaopeng,kaichezhuangsilewo。

zaizhengyan,zheiyici,jiejieqiangxianxuanzelebaba,xiaorongyouxiediankuang:“meimei,zheiyishiwoyinggaitinixiangshouzheipotiandefuguile。”

woxiaole,jiranjiejiezheimexihuandangmingyuan,neibianbajihuirangjitahaole。

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minzhengjumenkou,bamanadaolihunzheng。

yinweimamayoulequanbudecaichan,zixinmanmanlvxiankaikou:“shanshan,tongtong,wohebabalihunle,mamayoulehenduocaichan,babashenmedoumeiyou,nimenxiangxianggenzhesheiba?!”

wenyan,wotaiqitoukanxiangfumu,meixiangdaowozhongshengle,haizhongshengdaolebamalihundeshihou。

wogangyaokaikou,jiejiedaduanwodesilu,paodaobabamianqian,xiaomimiqianqibabadeshousajiao:“shanshandasuangenzhebaba,bijingmeimeichibuleku,rangmeimeigenzhemamajiuhao。”

mamazaiyipangweiweizhangdalezui,womenjiemeiliangshengxialaideshihou,babaconglaimeiyouguanguowomen,yizhishimamarenlaorenyuanzhaoguzhewomen。

keshixianzaijiejiejingranbaozhebabasajiao,rangmamayouxiechijing,kanzhejiejiechaowopielaiyishanerguodeyanfan,zheigeyanshenwozaiyeshuxibuguole。

jiejiedeyanshenheshangyishiruchuyizhe,bamayinweifengejiachan,jiejiedezhibabajingshenchuhu,luchuxianqidebiaoqingkanxiangbaba:“woyaogenzhemama,mamashizheigeshijieshangduiwozuihaodemama,xiangxinmamabuhuijujuewode。”

jiejiedexuanze,rangmamahanlexin。

shangyishi,womeiyouxuanzedeyudi,zaijiejiexuanzelemamadeshihou,wobeipoxuanzelebaba。

zheiyishi,yinweijiejiedexuanzelebaba,wozhongyukeyixuanzemamale,zaimamayouyudeshihou,wokuaisupujinmamadehuaili:“tongtongtingjiejiehua,tongtongyuanyidangmamadexiaomianao,yihoumamayouwopeiban。”

mamatinglewodehua,beidoudexixiaoyankai:“hao。”

mamahuiguoshenlai,bawobaozaihuaili,wennuandeshouxinbawodexiaoshoujinjindibaoguozhe,yunhanzhewuxiandadeliliang。

mamazuizhonghaishijiangwodaidaoshenbian,laibiaoshitadelichang。

zaiwohuitoudeshihou,jiejiechaoxiaodikanlewoyiyan,fangfogaozhishijie,tashenglile。

kanzheshangyishibutongdejieguo,woturanyishidaojiejieshibushiyezhongshengle。

keliandejiejie,gujitahaiyiweizijinenggouchengweiqianjin,quebuzhidaojijinshangliumingyuanguoqianjinda**deshenghuo,haiyaoguohaozhangyiduankurizi,buzhidaojiejienengbunengchengguoneigeshihou。

shangyishi,jiejieyinweijidukaichezhuangxiangwo,quemeixiangdaodeshijiejieyinweikaichezhuangjinyoutong,yinfalebaozha,wohejiejieshuangshuangshenwang。

xianzai,kanzhejiejiedexuanze,wozheigehaomeimeiziranerranyaochengquanjiejiele。

jiejiezhikandaowochengweimingyuanguangxianlianglidebiaomian,quemeikandaobeihoushiwoyongshentiyibuyibuchengweineiexindemingyuan。

fayuanba140pingfangmidefangzipanjilemama,jiejiehebabatongwomenyiqihuidaojia。

jiejieshoushihaoxingli,deyiwangxingdishuodao:“baitongtong,youlebabadezhuzhen,yihouwohuichengweineiqianjinda**,nijiuhaohaolanzaineitanyunizhongba,wojiudengzhemamapochan,hahaha,wuyashifeibushangzhitoubianfenghuangde。”

womangrandishuodao:“jiejie,nishuoshenmeni?”

tazhongzhongtuiwo:“nibuyongdong。”

woliangqiangdiwanghoudaotui,beizhuangshangqiang,tengtongchushenglixingleishui,woxinlixiangdao,zheiyihouderizisheishuodezhun。

wobuwangyanxi,lenglengdihuidadao:“jiejie,nixianguanhaonizijiba。”

jiejiejianwomeiyoubei**dao,qibudayichulai,qixiongxiongdihebabalikaile。

babadaizhejiejiezoule,bijingjiejieshimamadeqinshengnver,mamatoutoucalecayanlei,ranhouzhuangzuoshenmeshiyemeiyoufashengyiyang。

“tongtong,suiranmamahebabalihunle,danshimamahuihaohaozhaoguni,buhuirangnishouweiqude。”

wobamamaenzaishafashang,jitaniebei。

“mama,woziranxiangxinni,mamaniweijiatingfuchuletaiduole,yaobushimama,womenzenmekenengguoderucishufu?”

mamayigejingdidiantou:“woguinvshuodedui。mamakaixindasuanjinizuocaichi。”

mamahaimeizuocai,menlingturanxiangqi,menkouzhanzheyiweikanqilaibimamaxiaoshisuideshushu。

mamaxiangwojieshao:“tongtong,zheishimamadenanpengyouluchuanyu,nikeyijiaotalushushu。”

shangyishi,jiejiegenzhemama,mamadenanpengyoushibimamaxiaoshisuidexiaonaigou,tajiyumamadecaichan,zuihoupianmamatouzizuoshengyihaidemamarencailiangkong。

kanlailushushushigebujiandanderenwu。

“lushushuhao。”wolimaodidaleshengzhaohu。

“zhenshiyoulimaodehaizi。”luchuanyuxiaoxixidikanzhewo,wobuzijuedegandaoyixieexin。

womeizaishuohua,huidaolezijidefangjian。

ketingchuanlaimamahelushushudexixiaodeshengyin,kanlailushushuduimamayingxianghaishihendade。

shushuyilai,wojiuqugenmamashuo,mamadenanpengyouhuihailemama,mamakendingshibuxinde,kanlaizheigeshiqingyaocongzhangjiyi。

genzhemamayihou,shenghuotiaojianhaolehenduo,buyongzaixiangshangyibeiziyinweibabaduoluoranshangduboqianzhaierdongduo**deshenghuo,wodexindunshishuchanglehenduo。

bujinruci,youleqiandemamabawoanpaidaoledangdizuihaodesiligaozhong。

shangyishi,wodegaozhongxuexiaohesiligaozhongjinjinaizhe,meitiankanzheneisuosiligaozhongdeshihou,woxinlizongyouyizhongnanyiyanshuodexianmu。

meixiangdaogenzhemamayihou,shixianderucijiandan。

shangxiaxueyiduanshijianhou,wobingmeiyoukandaojiejiechuxianzaineisuogongligaozhong,rangwogandaoyouxiechayi。

woxiangyiqiandetongxuedatingleyixia,tamenqueshuo:“baishanshan,tayinggaishichuoxuele。”

shenme?tachuoxuele,zaishangyinianbaishanshanjiunengnadaogaozhongxueli,xianzaichuoxuedeta,qibushijiushichuzhongxueli?!

“shia,baishanshanbuzhidaofaleshenmefeng,youcishangshuxueke,tazaishuxueketangshangshuijuebeilaoshifaxian,laoshishuotajijuhua,tajiuzhijiebazhuozishangsuoyoudekebenrengdaoledishang,haidahandajiaoshuozijiyihoubuyongshangke,jiushiqianjinda**。”

“hahaha,haiqianjinda**,tayebukankanzijihuitouhuiliandeyangzi,pashishuimengzhongmengdaolezijibianchengleqianjinda**ba。”

我听后笑而不语。

shangyibeizi,babaqueshicongpinkunliaodaodeqiongren,chengweilefujiayifangdeyouqianren,danneiqueshifuchulehendadedaijia。

woweilebaohujiejie,burangjiejiezhidaobabameicichuquhejiuhuidaojiajiuduiwobaoda。

burantayigexiaoxiaodedagongren,shiqucaichanyihou,shenghuoduoluo,zhengtianzhizhidaochihedubo,nalizhidaozhuanqiandefangfa,yenanguaimamahuixuanzegentalihun。

babahaibushixishengleshijiniandefunvqingfen,bawosongshangleyigeyouyigedelaonanrendechuangshang。

zhibuguoyouxieshiqing,weileburangjiejiedanxin,woconglaimeiyougenjiejieshuoguobabafacaizhifudefangfa。

jiuzaiwobafuqinheneixielaonanrendejiaoyizhengjubaizaijingchamianqian,xiangyaohejingchalaigeliyingwaihe,zhuabubabadeshihou,jiejiequekaichezhuangsilewo。

yixiangdaosuoyoudenuli,qiangongjinqi,womeiyouyuanyanshibukenengde,errujinjiejieshangganzhezuoneiqianjinda**demeimeng,erwozenmehuiheleerbuweini?!

“neitaqulenaliya。”wojixudating。

“ta?!woshitingshuotabushangxueyihou,jiuzaixuexiaofujinxianguang,zuijintingshuotaqulejiubaligenrenjiapeijiuni!”

jitianhou,tongxuejiwofalaiyiduanshipin。

jiubali,denghongjiulv,zhizuijinmi,zheiyeshiwangwangyouqianrenyizhiqianjindehaodifang。

shipinlidejiejie,sihuhenxiangshouzheigedifang。

younanrenhaijixurangjiejiehejiu,jiejieyibeijiezheyibeijiuhedemanliantonghong。

zuihoujiejieshizaishihedebuxingle,beiyigenvhaizifuzhezoule。

woyiyanjiukanchu,zheishijiejieshangyishijiejiaodehupenggouyoudeqizhongyigeren。

jiangshanyigai,benxingnanyi。

womeixiangdaojiejiehaishigenshangyishidehupenggouyoujiejiaozaileyiqi。

shangyishiweilejiejiedeshentijiankang,wocengquanshuojiejiebuyaoheneixiepengyouzaiyiqi。

weilerangjiejiexiangxinwo,wohaijijiejieliuxialaileshoujiluyin,limianjingshigezhongbukanruerdemasheng,doushimajiejiesishenghuobujiandianderen。

jiejiequeshuo:“meimei,nijiushijiduwoyouzheimeduohaopengyou,xiangrangtiaobolijianwohewoneixiepengyoudeguanxi,wozheixiepengyoukeshigenwogonghuannandepengyou。”

woxiaole,ruguoshizhenzhengdepengyou,huirangnisishenghuohunluanbeihoumanibujiandianma??

wojianjiejiebutingquan,yebuzaizuzhi。

ruguoshiwo,zhonglaiyishi,yidingyuanlineixiehupenggouyou,guoran,zhongshenghaidexuyaodainaozi。

ranerjiejiebingbushizheiyangxiang,kanlaihaishishangyishidejiaoxuntaiqing,rangjiejiejuedeneixiehupenggouyoushitadezhenzhengdepengyou。

yinggaishijiejieyangmaoyouxieqingchun,youyouxiexingyun,jiubali**dexingtanzhuyidaoleta。

danshizaitingshuojiejiedexuelizhiyouchuzhongxuelishi,xingtanzhoulezhoumeimao,xingtanquanshuojiejiehuixuexiaotigaozijixueli。

jiejiebuxieyigudishuodao:“woweishenmeyaotigaoxueli,yulequanmeiyouxuelidebushiyizhuayidaba,zhiyaonengjigongsizhuanqianbujiuxingle?!”

xingtanbeitadehuagengyanzhule,youwendaota:“ruguoqiannizuoouxiang,ninengzuodaodanshenbutanduixiangma?!”

tashuo:“doushenmeniandaile,wokendingyaotanduixiang,chenwodedahaonianhuadiaogefuerdaia!”

xingtanjuedetabudongguiju,jitajieshidao:“zuoweiouxiang,fensishixiwangouxiangbaochidanshen,gengnengbaochifensidehuanxiang,hainenggoutigaofensidejijixingde。”

“fensigenwoyoushenmeguanxi,nimenyaoshixiangyaoqianwo,buyinggaihuadabiqianpengwoma?!”

“wogainide?!”xingtannuqichongchonglikaile,shipindaojiejiefennueryuchundebiaoqingjiaranerzhi。

jiranjiejiecuoshidangyanyuandejihui,neijiushitazijixuanzededaolu,tajiuyaozijirenzhe。

houlaijiejiedeshiqingwobuguanxin,yuemokaoshikuaiyaokaishile,wodechengjibijiaocha,suoyiwoyixinpuzaixueyeshang。

wodechengjisuiranyouxiecha,danshimeiwandetiaodengyedu,rangwodechengjiyoulewenbuqianjin,zuihouyuemokaoshichengjiwokaodaolebanjiqian20ming。

mamaqingzhuwodechengjiyousuotigao,tiyiwohelushushuwomensangerenyitongchuquchifan,lushushutongyilezheigeqingqiu,fandianshilushushuxuande。

zhoumo,womenlaidaolefandianchifan。

lushushunadaocaidanyihou,jiwomendianletangcupaigu、qingzhengluyu、guobaorou、maoxuewang,youdianleliangfenqingchaoxiaocai,lushushudianwancaiyihou,mamayouyaolesanfendamifan。

bangexiaoshiyihou,caidoushangqile。fanzhuoshang,womenkaixindichizhefancai。

yigexiaoshihou,womenchiwanfanqishen,yigeyuemosishisuidezhongniandashuconglushushushenbianjingguo,shoushangdeyinliaoyibuxiaoxinsazailelushushudeyifushang。

neigesishisuidezhongniandashulianlianxiangluchuanyudaoqian,haishuoyaopeichanglushushuyifudeqian。

luchuanyugenwohemamashuodao:“nimenxianqucheshangdengwoyixia,woqucesuoshoushiyixia,jiezhequzhaonimen。”

wohemamashangleche,neigezhongniannanzizaiheluchuanyudeyanshenjiaohuishi,wojiujuedeshiqingbujiandan,zhidaozheilianggerenyinggaishirenshide,wozaicheshangsikaoleyihuier,duimamashuodao:“mama,woquyitangcesuo。”

cesuowai,wojiazhuangxishou。

jiutingjianluchuanyudeshengyincongcesuolichuanlai:“liangshu,shiqingbuhaobana,wojiechuzheigenvdecailianggeyue,renjiazhigenwochuzheduixiang,haimeishuoyaojiajiwo,zenmekenenghuibaqiandoujiwo。”

yanweicongcesuomimansankai,chuandaolecesuowaimian。

zaimamamianqian,lushushuconglaidoubuchouyande,xianzaiquemeixiangdaotazaicesuolimengxizheyan。

“neinikuaidianjianjixingshi,shiqingburongdanwu,nizuohaozheiyicidanzi,caihuiyouxiayicidanzijinisongshangmenlai,zheinvrenyikanjiuhenyouqian。”

“liangshu,nixingxinghao,zaijiwoduoyixieshijian,zheifenmaimaiwokendingnengzuohao。”

“xing,neijiuzaijinisigeyue。”

shangyishi,mamabeipiandeneimecan,woyiweizhiyouluchuanyuyigerendeshoubi,haojiahuo,tingtamendeyanyuzhong,wocaizhidaozheishiyiciyouyicidetuanhuozuoan。

wonachuzhunbeideluyinbiluxialaitamendetanhua,zheifenluyinwoyaohaohaobaoliu。

ruguojimama,mamayinggaishibuxiangxinde,ruoshizhengjubuchongfen,haihuibeiluchuanyufanyaoyikou,yiwoyijizhilihaishibandaobulezheimeduoren。

zailushushuhaimeiyoufaxiandeshihou,wohuidaolecheshang,jiranzhengjubugouchongfen,woxianglexiang,haishizaidengdeng。

lushushuhuilaideshihou,yijinghuanleyishenbaisechenshan,shenshangdeyanweiyebufucunzai,taduiwomenshuodao:“zou,womenhuijia。”

kanzhewenroutitiedelushushu,zenmehuinengrangrenxiangdaotadelingyigemiankongni?