青云山下青云村。
zheizuowangriyoujingdexiaocunzhuang，cikequerenaoleqilai，cunminmenfenfenganwangcunkou，xiangshiyoushenmedashiside。
cunzhuangdexiaolushang，yigeyuemoershilaisui，shencaimanmiao，wuguanxiuqide**qianzheyigesiwusuidexiaonanhai，jinganmangandechaozhecunkouzouqu。
“mama，weishenmezheiduorenqusongqingegea？”
xiaonanhaikanzhe**，bujiedewendao。
“yinweiniqingegezhihaolecunlihenduorendebing，dajiadouhenzunjingniqingege，niyihouyeyaoxiangtaxuexi！”**jieshidetongshi，haibuwangjiaoyuyixiaerzi。
“nei……mama，qindageyizou，neiwanshanghaizenmebangnizhibinga？”
“xiashuobadaoshenmeni，mamayoumeibing！”**dengleerziyiyan，jiaoxundao。
“budui，meiciqingegehemamazaifangjianlizhibingdeshihou，mamadoushidahandajiaode，kendingyoubing！”
xiaonanhaibufuqi，jiandingdeshuodao。
“nizheisihaizi，worangniluanshuo，rangniluanshuo！”
yitingzheihua，**yegubushangganlule，xiuhonglelian，linzheerzijiushiyidunda。
erzaiqingyuncundecunkou，yijingjujileshubaihaocunmin，zhengleiyanwangwangdechaozhebuyuanchudeneiduiyesunlianghuishou。
“xingle，xiangqinmen，douhuiquba！”
ershiduosuideqinshuo，yanzhongdaizhechaochunianlingduandechengshu，junlangdemianpangshangdaizheyisiweixiao，chongzhexiangqinmendahandao。
shuowan，qinshuoyouxiebumandepieleyanshenbiandelaotou。
“xiaolaotou，dajiashilaisongwode，nixiacoushenmerenao！”
“hei，nizheibushihaodaidexiaotuzaizi，laotouziwoguolaidingzhunijijuhaibuxing？”
“xingle，bujiushihunshudeshima，doushuoleduoshaobianle，meishijiuganjingundan，baahuayangfeile，laozituiwanhun，huilaizaichita。”
zheiduibuzenmezhengjingdeyilaoyishao，shijishangshiyiduishitu，erqinshuokouzhongdeahua，zeshiyitouxiaomuzhu。
chongzhelaotouzibaibaishou，qinshuoyitouzhajinlexiashandeshanli。
ruobushilaotouzishuohunshufenweiliangfen，nvfangneifenhunshuyoutashenshidemimi，qinshuocaibuyuanxiashan。
liuzaiqingyuncunheneibangxiaoguafuxiaoshenzidoule，buxiangma？
pieleyanshenhoudebeibao，neilizhuangdebianshitadejiufenhunshu，qinshuodayouyizhongyibahuoshaoledechongdong。
“都是麻烦事啊！”
fanguohulan，qinshuozongsuantashanglegonglu，huiguotouwangleyanyuanchudeqingyunshan，qinshuorenbuzhudashenggantandao。
xiashanzhiqianqinshuokanguo，tajiufenhunshudangzhong，zhenghaoyouliangfenzaishanxiadepingjiangshi。
yigejiaofangshuhan，yigejiaoxumiao，tacixingdemubiaobianshidaopingjiangshibazheiliangzhuanghunshituile，banvfangshouzhongdehunshunahuilai。
zhengdangqinshuozhunbeiyanzhegonglu，zoudaopingjiangshideshihou，quebeiniutoukandaodeyimujiheleyitiao。
zhijianzheitiaorenyanxishaodegonglushang，liangliangjiaochezhuangzaiyiqi，qizhongsigeshouchishuaigundenanrenweizhulelianggenvren，yifuxiongsheneshademoyang。
ercishiqinshuodechuxian，querangliurenyiqikanxiangleta。
beiliugerenyiqizhushizhe，qinshuoyoudianbuzizai，chongzhesigezhuanghangonglegongshou，qinshuoxiaozheshuodao。
“geweidagedajie，nimenxianmang，xiaodiyoushizaishen，xianzouyibu！jianghuguijuwodoudong，baozhengshenmeyemeikandao！”
huayinluoxia，qinshuozhuanguoshenmeyemeifashengguo，qishenjiuzou。
“pei，songhuo，nibushinanren！”
neilianggenvren，qizhongyigetingdaoqinshuodehua，dunshiqidepokoudamadao。
“zhoulan，meibiyaoyinweiwomenlianleibieren。”lingwaiyigenvrenkaikouquandao。
erqinshuotingdaozheihua，xiayishideniutoukanleyiyan，shunjianbeijingyandao。
zhijiancinvshenzhechenyibaotunqun，jiaoshangcaizheyishuangmisegaogenxie，jingzhidewuguanwanruoyishupinyiban，lingrentaozui，linglongenadeshencai，jianzhijiushiyinrenzhehuodeduyao。
“xuzong……”beirenbaowei，zhoulanyeshiyouxiejinghuang。
duanzandejingyanguohou，qinshuopieleyanzhoulan，renbuzhuzaixinzhonganmadao。
shenjingbing，yingxiongjiumeidoushidianshijushangyande，daoshinipangbianneigemeinvhaizhidewojiu。
不过嘛……没必要！
jinguanhenshaoxiashan，danqinshuocongxiaobeilaotouzijiaodao，bureshi，bupashi，lianggenvrenzailushangbeirenbaowei，xianranshijianmafanshi，qinshuozuitaoyandebianshimafan。
“anzhuta，bierangzheixiaozihuaishi！”
zhishi，qinshuomeixiangreshi，neisigezhuanghanquebukenfangguota，rangtaxiangyaolikaideshihou，lianggerenzhijielanzhuletadequlu。
“让开！”
kanzheyanqianlianggezhuanghan，qinshuoshouqilelianshangdexiaorong。
“让你妈！”
lianggezhuanghandamayisheng，chaozheqinshuopuleguoqu。
fuzheetou，qinshuoyouxiewunai，kedangtazaitaitoudeshihou，yanzhongqueshiyipianbinglengzhise。
wanyaoyiduo，qinshuoyingxiangliangmingzhuanghan，zhijieshenshouwozhuleliangrendebojing。
xiayimiao，qinshuoqingqingyinie！
啪！啪！
liangrenbianrutongmianbaosidehundaozaidi。
lingwailiangrenjianzhuang，mianseyibian，bianyaoyiqijiajiqinshuo，zhishilianqinshuozenmechushoudedoumeikandao，you“putong”liangsheng，hunleguoqu，shuaidaozaidi。
“haohaodefangwozou，bujiushenmeshidoumeiyouma，zhenshizizhaomafan！”
pailepaishou，qinshuobianyaojiezheganlu。
“ei，nijiaoshenmemingzi！”
meidengqinshuozouliangbu，beizhoulanchengzuoxuzongdenvrenbianjiaozhuleta。
“干什么？”
qinshuozhuanguotou，yuqiyouxiebushandewendao。
“nijiulewomen，wozongbunengliannidemingzidoubuzhidao，niquna，wokeyisongniyicheng。”
“meibiyao，niwopingshuixiangfeng，kuangqiewoyebushiweilejiunimen，shizheijigejiahuolanzhulelaozidelu！”
bailebaishou，qinshuolandelihuizheigenvren。
“hei，nizheiren，jiazibuxiao，womenxuzonghaoxinyaoqingni，shuo，niquna！”zhoulanshangquzhuazhuqinshuodeshou，meihaoqidishuodao。
“xingle，woqupingjiangshi，yaozoudehuaganjinzou，danwushijian！”
shouzhongchuanlaiyizhenrouruan，qinshuobaxinzhongdebunairenzhu，naolenaozhoulandeshouxin。
“a！nigechouliumang！！”zhoulanjimangshuaikaishou，henhendengzheqinshuo。
“buhaoyisi，zhiyexiguan，zhiyexiguan！”qinshuoqingkeliangshengyanshiganga。
“xinglezhoulan，womenzhenghaoshunlu，kaicheba。”beichengweixuzongdejimeinvzichuyandao。
danrensijidezhoulanzheicaishangche，fadongneiliangbaoxiangangbeizhuangliedejiaoche，zaicishanglu。
“nihao，wojiaoxuyue，xiexienigangcaijiulewomen！”
“秦朔！”
jianduifangzheimekeqi，youshinandeyijiandemeinv，qinshuodetaiduhaisuankeqi，qimabuxiangduizhoulanneimechong。
“ei，xuzong，nibushixiangzhaobaobiaoma，wokanzheixiaozitingbucuodeha，sanliangxiajiubayushitangneibangrenliaodaole，buguoyaotifangzheixiaozishualiumang。”zhoulandao。
“baobiao，wokebudangbaobiao！”
“hei，niyishanshangxialaideqiongxiaozi，jiwomenxuzongdangbaobiaozenmele，zongbinidaopingjiangdagongqiang。”
“sheishuowoqudagongde，woshiqutuihunde，wozaipingjiangyoulianggeweihunqi，yigejiaofangshuhan，yigejiaoxumiao。”
shuozhe，qinshuokanxiangqianmiandexuyue，renbuzhuwendao。
“ei，nishuoniyexingxu，renburenzheigejiaoxumiaodea？”
“xing……xingxudeneimeduo，wo……wozenmerenshi，hekuang，wojiaoxuyue，liangzhegenbenmeiyoushenmelianxi！”xuyueshikoufouren，yanshenyouxieduoshan。